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Daniel Odendahl Jr
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34 lines
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"{{name}} has a girlfriend, but he doesn't post 56 photos a day about it. {{name}} likes to keep these things private.",
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"{{name}} is on the internet. {{name}} sees something that offends him. {{name}} moves on.",
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"{{name}} doesn't spam his friends with Be Like Bill memes.",
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"{{name}} doesn't drive with his fog lights on when it isn't foggy. {{name}} knows this is annoying and dazzles other drivers.",
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"{{name}} doesn't talk to a friend when that friend just woke up.",
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"{{name}} can afford a Mac but he gets a PC instead because {{name}} is not a dumbass.",
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"{{name}} does not play Candy Crush. {{name}} has a life.",
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"{{name}} is a jerk.",
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"{{name}} wakes up and sees it snowing outside. {{name}} doesn't post about it because he knows his friends also have windows.",
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"{{name}} knows tomorrow is Monday. {{name}} doesn't post about it, because he knows it happens every week.",
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"{{name}} doesn't shout at the TV when football is on. {{name}} knows they can't hear him.",
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"{{name}} pays attention in class instead of chatting with his friends on Discord.",
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"{{name}} has a good camera. {{name}} doesn't take useless photos and call himself a photographer.",
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"{{name}} doesn't beg for his PRs to get merged when he had three merged today.",
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"{{name}} is a bad meme. {{name}} has a good sense of humor about it.",
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"{{name}} likes to play games with his nephew. {{name}} lets him win all the time.",
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"{{name}} meets Della. {{name}} loves Della. Della loves {{name}}. {{name}} and Della dump social networks.",
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"{{name}} sees your picture has only three likes. {{name}} presses like and comments with a compliement.",
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"{{name}} bought a new car. {{name}} doesn't post pictures and tag 49 others about it.",
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"{{name}} is nice.",
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"{{name}} has the heart to tell the truth when his friends don't look very good.",
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"{{name}} likes dogs. {{name}} doesn't bring his dogs to your house uninvited.",
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"{{name}} likes to go bowling. {{name}} doesn't put up bumpers.",
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"{{name}} eats pant.",
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"{{name}} likes to use Xiao. {{name}} doesn't complain when it goes closed source.",
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"{{name}} loves to buy shoes. {{name}} doesn't buy 200 pairs for no reason.",
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"{{name}} doesn't like dogs. {{name}} doesn't complain on the internet because he knows no one cares.",
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"{{name}}. Enough said.",
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"{{name}} is a butt.",
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"{{name}} knows.",
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"{{name}} uses Discord's dark theme so he doesn't go blind."
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]
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