Wrap text in be like bill

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Daniel Odendahl Jr
2018-09-12 17:07:55 +00:00
parent 506e1e2b79
commit a1c6d8d155
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[
"{{name}} has a girlfriend, but he\ndoesn't post 56 photos a day about it.\n{{name}} likes to keep these things private.",
"{{name}} is on the internet.\n{{name}} sees something that offends him.\n{{name}} moves on.",
"{{name}} doesn't spam his friends\nwith Be Like Bill memes.",
"{{name}} doesn't drive with his\nfog lights on when it isn't foggy.\n{{name}} knows this is annoying\nand dazzles other drivers.",
"{{name}} doesn't talk to a friend when\nthat friend just woke up.",
"{{name}} can afford a Mac but he\ngets a PC instead because\n{{name}} is not a dumbass.",
"{{name}} does not play Candy Crush.\n{{name}} has a life.",
"{{name}} has a girlfriend, but he doesn't post 56 photos a day about it. {{name}} likes to keep these things private.",
"{{name}} is on the internet. {{name}} sees something that offends him. {{name}} moves on.",
"{{name}} doesn't spam his friends with Be Like Bill memes.",
"{{name}} doesn't drive with his fog lights on when it isn't foggy. {{name}} knows this is annoying and dazzles other drivers.",
"{{name}} doesn't talk to a friend when that friend just woke up.",
"{{name}} can afford a Mac but he gets a PC instead because {{name}} is not a dumbass.",
"{{name}} does not play Candy Crush. {{name}} has a life.",
"{{name}} is a jerk.",
"{{name}} wakes up and sees it snowing outside.\n{{name}} doesn't post about it because\nhe knows his friends also have windows.",
"{{name}} knows tomorrow is Monday.\n{{name}} doesn't post about it, because\nhe knows it happens every week.",
"{{name}} doesn't shout at the TV\nwhen football is on.\n{{name}} knows they can't hear him.",
"{{name}} pays attention in class instead of\nchatting with his friends on Discord.",
"{{name}} has a good camera.\n{{name}} doesn't take useless photos\nand call himself a photographer.",
"{{name}} doesn't beg for his PRs to get\nmerged when he had three merged today.",
"{{name}} is a bad meme.\n{{name}} has a good sense of humor about it.",
"{{name}} likes to play games with his nephew.\n{{name}} lets him win all the time.",
"{{name}} meets Della.\n{{name}} loves Della.\nDella loves {{name}}.\n{{name}} and Della dump social networks.",
"{{name}} sees your picture has only three likes.\n{{name}} presses like and comments\nwith a compliement.",
"{{name}} bought a new car.\n{{name}} doesn't post pictures\nand tag 49 others about it.",
"{{name}} wakes up and sees it snowing outside. {{name}} doesn't post about it because he knows his friends also have windows.",
"{{name}} knows tomorrow is Monday. {{name}} doesn't post about it, because he knows it happens every week.",
"{{name}} doesn't shout at the TV when football is on. {{name}} knows they can't hear him.",
"{{name}} pays attention in class instead of chatting with his friends on Discord.",
"{{name}} has a good camera. {{name}} doesn't take useless photos and call himself a photographer.",
"{{name}} doesn't beg for his PRs to get merged when he had three merged today.",
"{{name}} is a bad meme. {{name}} has a good sense of humor about it.",
"{{name}} likes to play games with his nephew. {{name}} lets him win all the time.",
"{{name}} meets Della. {{name}} loves Della. Della loves {{name}}. {{name}} and Della dump social networks.",
"{{name}} sees your picture has only three likes. {{name}} presses like and comments with a compliement.",
"{{name}} bought a new car. {{name}} doesn't post pictures and tag 49 others about it.",
"{{name}} is nice.",
"{{name}} has the heart to tell the truth\nwhen his friends don't look very good.",
"{{name}} likes dogs.\n{{name}} doesn't bring his dogs\nto your house uninvited.",
"{{name}} likes to go bowling.\n{{name}} doesn't put up bumpers.",
"{{name}} has the heart to tell the truth when his friends don't look very good.",
"{{name}} likes dogs. {{name}} doesn't bring his dogs to your house uninvited.",
"{{name}} likes to go bowling. {{name}} doesn't put up bumpers.",
"{{name}} eats pant.",
"{{name}} likes to use Xiao.\n{{name}} doesn't complain when\nit goes closed source.",
"{{name}} loves to buy shoes.\n{{name}} doesn't buy 200 pairs for no reason.",
"{{name}} doesn't like dogs.\n{{name}} doesn't complain on the internet\nbecause he knows no one cares.",
"{{name}}.\nEnough said.",
"{{name}} likes to use Xiao. {{name}} doesn't complain when it goes closed source.",
"{{name}} loves to buy shoes. {{name}} doesn't buy 200 pairs for no reason.",
"{{name}} doesn't like dogs. {{name}} doesn't complain on the internet because he knows no one cares.",
"{{name}}. Enough said.",
"{{name}} is a butt.",
"{{name}} knows.",
"{{name}} uses Discord's dark theme\nso he doesn't go blind."
"{{name}} uses Discord's dark theme so he doesn't go blind."
]
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const { createCanvas, loadImage, registerFont } = require('canvas');
const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags');
const path = require('path');
const { wrapText } = require('../../util/Canvas');
const texts = require('../../assets/json/be-like-bill');
registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Noto-Regular.ttf'), { family: 'Noto' });
registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Noto-CJK.otf'), { family: 'Noto' });
@@ -25,7 +26,8 @@ module.exports = class BeLikeBillCommand extends Command {
key: 'name',
prompt: 'What should the name on the meme be?',
type: 'string',
default: 'Bill'
default: 'Bill',
max: 20
}
]
});
@@ -37,10 +39,11 @@ module.exports = class BeLikeBillCommand extends Command {
const ctx = canvas.getContext('2d');
ctx.drawImage(base, 0, 0);
ctx.font = '23px Noto';
const text = wrapText(ctx, texts[Math.floor(Math.random() * texts.length)].replace(/{{name}}/gi, name), 600 - 31);
ctx.fillText(stripIndents`
This is ${name}.
${texts[Math.floor(Math.random() * texts.length)].replace(/{{name}}/gi, name)}
${text.join('\n')}
${name} is smart.
Be like ${name}.
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@@ -25,15 +25,13 @@ module.exports = class NikeAdCommand extends Command {
key: 'something',
prompt: 'What should the something to believe in be?',
type: 'string',
max: 50,
parse: something => something.toLowerCase()
max: 50
},
{
key: 'sacrifice',
prompt: 'What should believing result in (e.g. sacrificing everything)?',
type: 'string',
max: 50,
parse: sacrifice => sacrifice.toLowerCase()
max: 50
},
{
key: 'image',
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{
"name": "xiao",
"version": "91.1.4",
"version": "91.1.5",
"description": "Your personal server companion.",
"main": "Xiao.js",
"scripts": {