Rule of the internet, better units

README.md

@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@ Xiao is a Discord bot coded in JavaScript with
 300 commands, she is one of the most feature-filled bots out there, and formerly
 served over 10,000 servers with a uniquely devoted fanbase.
 
-## Commands (295)
+## Commands (296)
 ### Utility:
 
 * **prefix**: Shows or sets the command prefix.
@@ -150,6 +150,7 @@ served over 10,000 servers with a uniquely devoted fanbase.
 * **pokedex**: Searches the Pokédex for a Pokémon.
 * **recipe**: Searches for recipes based on your query.
 * **rotten-tomatoes**: Searches Rotten Tomatoes for your query.
+* **rule-of-the-internet**: Responds with a rule of the internet.
 * **safebooru**: Responds with an image from Safebooru, with optional query.
 * **spoopy-link**: Determines if a link is spoopy or not.
 * **stack-overflow**: Searches Stack Overflow for your query.

assets/json/rule-of-the-internet.json

@@ -0,0 +1,49 @@
+[
+	"Do not talk about /b/",
+	"Do NOT talk about /b/",
+	"We are Anonymous",
+	"Anonymous is legion",
+	"Anonymous never forgives",
+	"Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster",
+	"Anonymous is still able to deliver",
+	"There are no real rules about posting",
+	"There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban",
+	"If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T",
+	"All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored",
+	"Anything you say can and will be used against you",
+	"Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed",
+	"Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win",
+	"The harder you try the harder you will fail",
+	"If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure",
+	"Every win fails eventually",
+	"Everything that can be labeled can be hated",
+	"The more you hate it the stronger it gets",
+	"Nothing is to be taken seriously",
+	"Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old",
+	"Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality",
+	"Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality",
+	"Every repost is always a repost of a repost",
+	"Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post",
+	"Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated",
+	"Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason",
+	"Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man",
+	"In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents",
+	"There are no girls on the internet",
+	"TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours",
+	"You must have pictures to prove your statements",
+	"Lurk more - it's never enough",
+	"There is porn of it, no exceptions",
+	"If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made",
+	"There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw",
+	"You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)",
+	"No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky",
+	"CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL",
+	"EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER",
+	"Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.",
+	"Nothing is Sacred",
+	"The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it",
+	"Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo",
+	"When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.",
+	"There is always furry porn of it.",
+	"The pool is always closed."
+]

commands/number-edit/units.js

@@ -33,8 +33,8 @@ module.exports = class UnitsCommand extends Command {
 
 	run(msg, { base, target, amount }) {
 		try {
-			const value = math.unit(amount, base).to(target).toString();
-			return msg.say(value);
+			const value = math.unit(amount, base).toNumber(target);
+			return msg.say(`${amount} ${base} is ${value} ${target}.`);
 		} catch (err) {
 			return msg.say('Either an invalid unit type was provided or the unit types do not match.');
 		}

commands/search/rule-of-the-internet.js

@@ -0,0 +1,29 @@
+const { Command } = require('discord.js-commando');
+const rules = require('../../assets/json/rule-of-the-internet');
+
+module.exports = class RuleOfTheInternetCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'rule-of-the-internet',
+			aliases: ['rules-of-the-internet', 'internet-rule', 'rule'],
+			group: 'search',
+			memberName: 'rule-of-the-internet',
+			description: 'Responds with a rule of the internet.',
+			args: [
+				{
+					key: 'rule',
+					prompt: 'Which rule would you like to view?',
+					type: 'integer',
+					default: '',
+					min: 1,
+					max: rules.length
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	run(msg, { rule }) {
+		if (!rule) return msg.say({ files: ['https://i.imgur.com/vGw29EQ.jpg'] });
+		return msg.say(`**Rule #${rule}**: ${rules[rule - 1]}`);
+	}
+};

package.json

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "xiao",
-	"version": "70.1.1",
+	"version": "70.2.0",
 	"description": "Your personal server companion.",
 	"main": "Xiao.js",
 	"scripts": {