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"text": "What's the next Happy Meal® toy?",
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"text": "What's the next Happy Meal® toy?",
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"text": "War!<br><br>What is it good for?",
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"text": "War! What is it good for?",
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"text": "Lifetime® presents _, the story of _.",
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"text": "Dear Abby,<br><br>I'm having some trouble with _ and would like your advice.",
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"text": "Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _ and would like your advice.",
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"text": "Here is the church<br>Here is the steeple<br>Open the doors<br>And there is _.",
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"text": "Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Open the doors. And there is _.",
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"text": "During his childhood, Salvador Dalí produced hundreds of paintings of _.",
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"text": "During his childhood, Salvador Dalí produced hundreds of paintings of _.",
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"text": "Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _ in the workplace.",
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"text": "Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _ in the workplace.",
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"text": "And what did <i>you<\/i> bring for show and tell?",
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"text": "And what did you bring for show and tell?",
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"text": "Dear Leader Kim Jong-un,<br>our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _.",
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"text": "Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, >our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _.",
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"text": "She's up all night for good fun.<br>I'm up all night for _.",
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"text": "She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for _.",
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"text": "In the beginning, there was _.<br>And the Lord said, \"Let there be _.\"",
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"text": "In the beginning, there was _. And the Lord said, \"Let there be _.\"",
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"text": "You've seen the bearded lady!<br>You've seen the ring of fire!<br>Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon _!",
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"text": "You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon _!",
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"text": "2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and <i>she<\/i> walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for _.",
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"text": "2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and she walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for _.",
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"text": "Do <i>not<\/i> fuck with me! I am literally _ right now.",
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"text": "Do not fuck with me! I am literally _ right now.",
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"text": "Adventure.<br>Romance.<br>_.<br><br>From Paramount Pictures, \"_.\"",
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"text": "Adventure. Romance. _. From Paramount Pictures, \"_.\"",
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"text": "Do the Dew ® with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew _!",
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"text": "Do the Dew ® with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew _!",
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"text": "Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is _? Zoloft.®",
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"text": "Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is _? Zoloft.®",
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"text": "Coming to Red Lobster® this month, _."
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"text": "Coming to Red Lobster® this month, _."
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"text": "\"Mom's to-do list:<br\/>- Buy Groceries.<br\/>- Clean up _.<br\/>- Soccer Practice.\""
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"text": "\"Mom's to-do list: - Buy Groceries. - Clean up _. - Soccer Practice.\""
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"text": "\"The top Google auto-complete results for \"Barack Obama\":<\/br>- Barack Obama Height.<\/br>- Barack Obama net worth.<\/br>- Barack Obama _.\""
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"text": "\"The top Google auto-complete results for \"Barack Obama\": - Barack Obama Height. - Barack Obama net worth. - Barack Obama _.\""
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"text": "Critics are raving about HBO's new <i>Game of Thrones<\/i> spin-off, \"_ of _.\""
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"text": "Critics are raving about HBO's new Game of Thrones spin-off, \"_ of _.\""
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"text": "Don't miss Rachel Ray's hit new show, <i>Cooking with _<\/i>."
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"text": "Don't miss Rachel Ray's hit new show, Cooking with _."
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"text": "Now on Netflix: <i>Jiro Dreams of _<\/i>."
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"text": "Now on Netflix: Jiro Dreams of _."
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"text": "In line with our predictions, we find a robust correlation between _ and _ (p>.05)."
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"text": "In line with our predictions, we find a robust correlation between _ and _."
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"text": "Here's what you can expect for the new year.<br>Out: _.<br>In: _.",
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"text": "Here's what you can expect for the new year. Out: _. In: _.",
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"text": "Revealed:<br>Why He Really Resigned!<br>Pope Benedict's Secret Struggle with _!",
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"text": "Revealed: Why He Really Resigned! Pope Benedict's Secret Struggle with _!",
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"text": "GREETINGS HUMANS<br><br>I AM _ BOT<br><br>EXECUTING PROGRAM",
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"text": "GREETINGS HUMANS I AM _ BOT EXECUTING PROGRAM",
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"text": "Press ↑ ↓ ← → B to unleash _.",
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"text": "Press ↑ ↓ ← → B to unleash _.",
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"text": "<i>(Heavy breathing)<\/i><br>Luke, I am _.",
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"text": "(Heavy breathing) Luke, I am _.",
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"text": "Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be <i>told<\/i> what _ is. You have to see it for yourself.",
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"text": "Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be told what _ is. You have to see it for yourself.",
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"text": "During my first game of D&D, I accidentally summoned _."
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"text": "Bob Ross's little-known first show was called "The Joy of _.""
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"text": "Bob Ross's little-known first show was called \"The Joy of _.\""
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"text": "\"It's not delivery.<br\/>It's _.\""
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"The Übermensch.",
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"72 virgins.",
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"Pabst Blue Ribbon.",
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"Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza.",
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"The Blood of Christ.",
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"A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.",
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"Muhammed (Praise Be Unto Him).",
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"Puberty.",
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"A disappointing birthday party.",
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"A monkey smoking a cigar.",
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"The Make-A-Wish® Foundation.",
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"A defective condom.",
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"Teenage pregnancy.",
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"A Bop It™.",
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"Nicolas Cage.",
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"Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.",
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"Switching to Geico®.",
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"The chronic.",
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"Erectile dysfunction.",
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"Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.",
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"Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.",
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"50,000 volts straight to the nipples.",
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"Being fat and stupid.",
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"Moral ambiguity.",
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"The hiccups.",
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"The harsh light of day.",
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"The Gulags.",
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"The mere concept of Applebee's®.",
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"The Quesadilla Explosion Salad™ from Chili's®.",
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"The Quesadilla Explosion Salad™ from Chili's®.",
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"Disco fever.",
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"Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick.",
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"Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs® to get fifty continuous hours of energy.",
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"Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs® to get fifty continuous hours of energy.",
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"Some douche with an acoustic guitar.",
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"Spending lots of money.",
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"The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth.",
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"Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding.",
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"An all-midget production of Shakespeare's <i>Richard III<\/i>.",
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"An all-midget production of Shakespeare's Richard III.",
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"Screaming like a maniac.",
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"Not contributing to society in any meaningful way.",
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"A pile of squirming bodies.",
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@@ -2350,7 +2350,7 @@
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"That ass.",
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"A surprising amount of hair.",
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"Eating Tom Selleck's mustache to gain his powers.",
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"Velcro™.",
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"Velcro™.",
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"A PowerPoint presentation.",
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||||
"Crazy opium eyes.",
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"10 Incredible Facts About the Anus.",
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@@ -2364,7 +2364,7 @@
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"Fucking a corpse back to life.",
|
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"Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits.",
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"Calculating every mannerism so as not to suggest homosexuality.",
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"Whatever a McRib® is made of.",
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"Whatever a McRib® is made of.",
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"No clothes on, penis in vagina.",
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"All the single ladies.",
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"Whispering all sexy.",
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@@ -2408,13 +2408,13 @@
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"Interspecies marriage.",
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"A gender identity that can only be conveyed through slam poetry.",
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"Almost giving money to a homeless person.",
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"Stuff a child's face with Fun Dip® until he starts having fun.",
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"Stuff a child's face with Fun Dip® until he starts having fun.",
|
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"What Jesus would do.",
|
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"A for-real lizard that spits blood from its eyes.",
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"Blackula.",
|
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"The tiniest shred of evidence that God is real.",
|
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"My dad's dumb fucking face.",
|
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"Prince Ali,<br>fabulous he,<br>Ali Ababwa.",
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"Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa.",
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"A manhole.",
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"A sex goblin with a carnival penis.",
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"A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans.",
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@@ -2437,7 +2437,7 @@
|
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"The eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion.",
|
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"Being nine years old.",
|
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"The unbelievable world of mushrooms.",
|
||||
"The Abercrombie & Fitch lifestyle.",
|
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"The Abercrombie & Fitch lifestyle.",
|
||||
"Vegetarian options.",
|
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"My first period.",
|
||||
"Having been dead for a while.",
|
||||
@@ -2480,7 +2480,7 @@
|
||||
"A one-way ticket to Gary, Indiana.",
|
||||
"Daddy's credit card.",
|
||||
"September 11th, 2001.",
|
||||
"An unforgettable quinceañera.",
|
||||
"An unforgettable quinceañera.",
|
||||
"Deez nuts.",
|
||||
"Social justice warriors with flamethrowers of compassion.",
|
||||
"Some shit-hot guitar licks.",
|
||||
@@ -2547,7 +2547,7 @@
|
||||
"Robots who just want to party.",
|
||||
"A self-microwaving burrito.",
|
||||
"Forgetting grandma's first name.",
|
||||
"Our new Buffalo Chicken Dippers®!",
|
||||
"Our new Buffalo Chicken Dippers®!",
|
||||
"Treasures beyond your wildest dreams.",
|
||||
"Getting shot out of a cannon.",
|
||||
"The sweet song of sword against and the braying of mighty war beasts.",
|
||||
@@ -2619,7 +2619,7 @@
|
||||
"Becoming the President of the United States.",
|
||||
"Being sexually attracted to children.",
|
||||
"Being turned into sausages.",
|
||||
"Beyoncé.",
|
||||
"Beyoncé.",
|
||||
"Big, smart money boys tap-tapping on their keyboards.",
|
||||
"Blossoming into a beautiful young woman.",
|
||||
"Breastfeeding in public like a radiant earth goddess.",
|
||||
@@ -2666,7 +2666,7 @@
|
||||
"Finding a nice elevator to poop in.",
|
||||
"Forty-five minutes of finger blasting.",
|
||||
"Founding a major world religion.",
|
||||
"Fucking me good and taking me to Red Lobster®.",
|
||||
"Fucking me good and taking me to Red Lobster®.",
|
||||
"Fucking my therapist.",
|
||||
"Gary.",
|
||||
"Gay thoughts.",
|
||||
@@ -2778,7 +2778,7 @@
|
||||
"The best, deepest quotes from The Dark Knight.",
|
||||
"The body of a 46-year-old man.",
|
||||
"The bond between a woman and her horse.",
|
||||
"The chicken from Popeyes®.",
|
||||
"The chicken from Popeyes®.",
|
||||
"The clown that followed me home from the grocery store.",
|
||||
"The fear and hatred in men's hearts.",
|
||||
"The feeling of going to McDonald's as a 6-year-old.",
|
||||
@@ -2822,7 +2822,7 @@
|
||||
"Sucking the President's dick.",
|
||||
"Sunny D! Alright!",
|
||||
"A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, and my libido.",
|
||||
"Log™.",
|
||||
"Log™.",
|
||||
"Jerking off to a 10-second RealMedia clip.",
|
||||
"The Y2K bug.",
|
||||
"Deregulating the mortgage market.",
|
||||
@@ -2836,7 +2836,7 @@
|
||||
"Pure Moods, Vol. 1.",
|
||||
"Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time.",
|
||||
"Pamela Anderson's boobs running in slow motion.",
|
||||
"Getting caught up in the CROSSFIRE™.",
|
||||
"Getting caught up in the CROSSFIRE™.",
|
||||
"Angels interfering in an otherwise fair baseball game.",
|
||||
"Cool 90s up-in-the-front hair.",
|
||||
"Patti Mayonnaise.",
|
||||
@@ -2878,7 +2878,7 @@
|
||||
"Going on an epic adventure and learning a valuable lesson about friendship.",
|
||||
"Handcuffing a wizard to a radiator and dousing him with kerosene.",
|
||||
"Hodor.",
|
||||
"How hot Orlando Bloom was in <i>Lord of the Rings<\/i>.",
|
||||
"How hot Orlando Bloom was in Lord of the Rings.",
|
||||
"Kneeing a wizard in the balls.",
|
||||
"Make-believe stories for autistic white men,",
|
||||
"Reading The Hobbit under the covers while mom and dad scream at each other downstairs.",
|
||||
@@ -2941,7 +2941,7 @@
|
||||
"A respectful discussion of race and gender on the Internet.",
|
||||
"Cat massage.",
|
||||
"Destroying Dick Cheney's last horcrux.",
|
||||
"<i>Game of Thrones<\/i> spoilers.",
|
||||
"Game of Thrones spoilers.",
|
||||
"Getting teabagged by a fifth grader in Call of Duty.",
|
||||
"Goats screaming like people.",
|
||||
"Googling.",
|
||||
@@ -3022,7 +3022,7 @@
|
||||
"Immaculate conception.",
|
||||
"Space Jam on VHS.",
|
||||
"Gift-wrapping a live hamster.",
|
||||
"A Hungry-Man™ Frozen Christmas Dinner for One.",
|
||||
"A Hungry-Man™ Frozen Christmas Dinner for One.",
|
||||
"Swapping bodies with mom for a day.",
|
||||
"Making up for 10 years of shitty parenting with a PlayStation.",
|
||||
"Finding out that Santa isn't real.",
|
||||
@@ -3082,13 +3082,13 @@
|
||||
"Nude-modding Super Mario World.",
|
||||
"Temporary invincibility.",
|
||||
"Being an attractive elf trapped in an unattractive human's body.",
|
||||
"Filling every pouch of a UtiliKilt™ with pizza.",
|
||||
"Filling every pouch of a UtiliKilt™ with pizza.",
|
||||
"The Sarlacc.",
|
||||
"Achieving the manual dexterity and tactical brilliance of a 12-year-old Korean boy.",
|
||||
"Allowing nacho cheese to curdle in your beard while you creep in League of Legends.",
|
||||
"The collective wail of every Magic player suddenly realizing that they've spent hundreds of dollars on pieces of cardboard.",
|
||||
"Rolling a D20 to save a failing marriage.",
|
||||
"Legendary Creature – Robert Khoo.",
|
||||
"Legendary Creature – Robert Khoo.",
|
||||
"Winning the approval of Cooking Mama that you never got from actual mama.",
|
||||
"Never watching, discussing, or thinking about My Little Pony.",
|
||||
"Turn-of-the-century sky racists.",
|
||||
@@ -3105,7 +3105,7 @@
|
||||
"SNES cartridge cleaning fluid.",
|
||||
"A madman who lives in a policebox and kidnaps women.",
|
||||
"Grand Theft Auto: Fort Lauderdale.",
|
||||
"Mistakenly hitting on a <i>League of Legends<\/i> statue.",
|
||||
"Mistakenly hitting on a League of Legends statue.",
|
||||
"Ser Jorah Mormont's cerulean-blue balls.",
|
||||
"The old gods.",
|
||||
"Stuffing my balls into a Sega Genesis and pressing the power button.",
|
||||
@@ -3115,9 +3115,9 @@
|
||||
"Getting bitten by a radioactive spider and then battling leukemia for 30 years.",
|
||||
"A giant mechanical bird with a tragic backstory.",
|
||||
"The pure, Zen-like state that exists between micro and macro.",
|
||||
"Xena,<br>Warrior Princess.",
|
||||
"Xena, Warrior Princess.",
|
||||
"Endless ninjas.",
|
||||
"Whatever <i>Final Fantasy<\/i> bullshit happened this year.",
|
||||
"Whatever Final Fantasy bullshit happened this year.",
|
||||
"Collecting all seven power crystals.",
|
||||
"KHAAAAAAAAAN!",
|
||||
"Futuristic death sports.",
|
||||
@@ -3186,7 +3186,7 @@
|
||||
"Ringo Starr & His All-Starr Band.",
|
||||
"Sandwich.",
|
||||
"Saving the Rainforest Cafe.",
|
||||
"Sir Thomas More's Fruitopia™.",
|
||||
"Sir Thomas More's Fruitopia™.",
|
||||
"Sweating it out on the streets of a runaway American Dream.",
|
||||
"That one leftover screw.",
|
||||
"That thing politicians do with their thumbs when they talk.",
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -61,7 +61,7 @@ module.exports = class CardsAgainstHumanityCommand extends Command {
|
||||
const black = blackCards[Math.floor(Math.random() * blackCards.length)];
|
||||
await msg.say(stripIndents`
|
||||
The card czar will be ${czar.user.username}!
|
||||
The black card is: ${escapeMarkdown(black.text)}
|
||||
The Black Card is: ${escapeMarkdown(black.text)}
|
||||
Sending DMs...
|
||||
`);
|
||||
const chosenCards = new Collection();
|
||||
@@ -76,7 +76,7 @@ module.exports = class CardsAgainstHumanityCommand extends Command {
|
||||
Your hand is:
|
||||
${Array.from(player.hand).join('\n')}
|
||||
|
||||
The black card is; ${escapeMarkdown(black.text)}
|
||||
The Black Card is; ${escapeMarkdown(black.text)}
|
||||
The card czar is: ${czar.user.username}
|
||||
Pick ${black.pick} cards!
|
||||
`);
|
||||
@@ -100,13 +100,16 @@ module.exports = class CardsAgainstHumanityCommand extends Command {
|
||||
id: player.id,
|
||||
cards: chosen
|
||||
});
|
||||
await msg.say(`Nice! Return to ${msg.channel} to await the results!`);
|
||||
}
|
||||
if (!chosenCards.size) {
|
||||
await msg.say('Hmm... No one even tried.');
|
||||
break;
|
||||
}
|
||||
await msg.say(stripIndents`
|
||||
${czar}, which cards do you pick?
|
||||
${czar.user}, which cards do you pick?
|
||||
Black Card: ${escapeMarkdown(black.text)}
|
||||
|
||||
${chosenCards.map(card => `**${card.id}.** ${card.cards.join(', ')}`)}
|
||||
`);
|
||||
const filter = res => {
|
||||
@@ -122,9 +125,10 @@ module.exports = class CardsAgainstHumanityCommand extends Command {
|
||||
await msg.say('Hmm... No one wins.');
|
||||
continue;
|
||||
}
|
||||
const player = parseInt(chosen.first().content, 10);
|
||||
++players.get(player).points;
|
||||
if (players.get(player).points >= maxPts) winner = players.get(player).user;
|
||||
const player = players.get(parseInt(chosen.first().content, 10));
|
||||
++player.points;
|
||||
if (player.points >= maxPts) winner = player.user;
|
||||
else await msg.say(`Nice one, ${player.user}! You now have ${player.user} points!`);
|
||||
}
|
||||
this.playing.delete(msg.channel.id);
|
||||
if (!winner) return msg.say('See you next time!');
|
||||
|
||||
Reference in New Issue
Block a user