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More roasts. These are pretty extreme.
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"Sorry I didn't get that, I don't speak idiot.",
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"Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not for me to point it out?",
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"We all sprang from apes, but you did not spring far enough.",
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"You're an unknown command.",
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"If you could go anywhere I chose, I'd choose dead.",
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"Even monkeys can go to space, so clearly you lack some potential.",
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"It's brains over brawn, yet you have neither.",
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"You look like a monkey, and you smell like one too.",
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"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.",
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"I'd help you succeed but you're incapable.",
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"Your hairline is built like a graph chart, positive and negative forces attract but the clippers and your hair repel.",
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"I know a good joke! You!"
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"I know a good joke! You!",
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"You have two parts of your brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.",
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"Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?",
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"I don't engage in mental combat with the unarmed.",
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"Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.",
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"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.",
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"You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication!",
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"You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.",
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"You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.",
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"If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.",
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"I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.",
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"The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.",
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"I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!",
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"If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.",
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"There's only one problem with your face. I can see it.",
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"Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?",
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"What language are you speaking? Cause it sounds like bullshit.",
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"Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.",
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"So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.",
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"You have a room temperature IQ - if the room is in Antarctica.",
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"If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.",
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"I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.",
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"Do you want to know how I get all these insults? I use something called intelligence.",
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"I was going to give you a nasty look, but you already have one.",
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"I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.",
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"Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.",
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"As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?",
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"You look like a before picture.",
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"Oh, what? Sorry. I was trying to imagine you with a personality.",
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"You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.",
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"We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.",
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"I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.",
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"Hell is wallpapered with all your deleted selfies.",
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"You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.",
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"You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?",
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"Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.",
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"You have the perfect face for radio.",
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"Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.",
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"If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart."
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constructor(client) {
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super(client, {
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name: 'roast',
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aliases: ['insult'],
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group: 'random',
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memberName: 'roast',
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description: 'Roasts a user.',
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{
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"name": "xiao",
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"version": "72.0.2",
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"version": "72.0.3",
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"description": "Your personal server companion.",
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"main": "Xiao.js",
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"scripts": {
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