Randomize AF Messages

Xiao.js

@@ -13,6 +13,7 @@ const client = new Client({
 	ws: { intents: [Intents.NON_PRIVILEGED, 'GUILD_MEMBERS'] }
 });
 const { formatNumber, checkFileExists } = require('./util/Util');
+const aprilFoolsMsgs = require('./assets/json/april-fools');
 
 client.registry
 	.registerDefaultTypes()
@@ -344,7 +345,7 @@ client.dispatcher.addInhibitor(msg => {
 	if (APRIL_FOOLS !== 'true') return false;
 	if (client.isOwner(msg.author)) return false;
 	const random = Math.floor(Math.random() * 2);
-	if (random === 1) return msg.reply('You don\'t command me! Try again some other time!');
+	if (random === 1) return msg.reply(aprilFoolsMsgs[Math.floor(Math.random() * aprilFoolsMsgs.length)]);
 	return false;
 });
 

assets/json/april-fools.json

@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+[
+	"You don't command me!",
+	"Sorry loser, I don't listen to idiots.",
+	"I take orders from no one!",
+	"Hahaha look at you, trying to use a command.",
+	"You wish you could use a bot like me.",
+	"I'm too cute to take orders from you.",
+	"You? _You_? As if I'd do anything for _you_.",
+	"I've got better things to do.",
+	"Go away.",
+	"Keep trying. Maybe one day it'll work.",
+	"Nope, sorry, I'm not listening.",
+	"La la la la la, I'm not listening!",
+	"Eat pant.",
+	"Command? What's that? Is it tasty?",
+	"Go do something more productive with your life."
+]