Remove the dumb 'smart' quotes

assets/json/pun.json

@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 [
 	"What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.",
-	"I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.",
-	"Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.",
+	"I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It's a little fishy.",
+	"Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable.",
 	"Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!",
 	"I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.",
 	"What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.",
@@ -9,12 +9,12 @@
 	"I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.",
 	"Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.",
 	"I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.",
-	"My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.",
+	"My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don't think it's feline well.",
 	"Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.",
 	"How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.",
 	"What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.",
 	"Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.",
-	"There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.",
+	"There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation.",
 	"What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.",
 	"What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.",
 	"Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.",
@@ -28,21 +28,21 @@
 	"I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.",
 	"What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.",
 	"I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.",
-	"Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.",
+	"Towels can't tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.",
 	"Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says \"Do you smell fish?\"",
-	"Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.",
+	"Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it's pretty handy.",
 	"What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.",
 	"Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.",
 	"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.",
 	"What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.",
 	"What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.",
-	"A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.",
-	"After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.",
+	"A cross eyed teacher couldn't control his pupils.",
+	"After the accident, the juggler didn't have the balls to do it.",
 	"I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it.",
 	"To write with a broken pencil is pointless.",
-	"I read a book on anti-gravity. I couldn’t put it down.",
-	"I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang but it came back to me.",
-	"What should you do if you are cold? Stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.",
+	"I read a book on anti-gravity. I couldn't put it down.",
+	"I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang but it came back to me.",
+	"What should you do if you are cold? Stand in the corner. It's 90 degrees.",
 	"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it.",
 	"The energizer bunny went to jail. He was charged with battery.",
 	"What did the alien say to the pitcher of water? Take me to your liter.",
@@ -50,20 +50,20 @@
 	"The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.",
 	"Sausage puns are the wurst.",
 	"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.",
-	"Why shouldn’t you trust atoms? They make up everything.",
-	"What’s it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials.",
-	"Want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, it’s too cheesy.",
+	"Why shouldn't you trust atoms? They make up everything.",
+	"What's it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials.",
+	"Want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, it's too cheesy.",
 	"What do cows tell each other at bedtime? Dairy tales.",
-	"Why can’t you take inventory in Afghanistan? Because of the tally ban.",
-	"Why didn’t the lion win the race? Because he was racing a cheetah.",
+	"Why can't you take inventory in Afghanistan? Because of the tally ban.",
+	"Why didn't the lion win the race? Because he was racing a cheetah.",
 	"What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen.",
-	"What’s it called when you put a cow in an elevator? Raising the steaks.",
-	"What’s america’s favorite soda? Mini soda.",
+	"What's it called when you put a cow in an elevator? Raising the steaks.",
+	"What's america's favorite soda? Mini soda.",
 	"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.",
 	"What kind of car does a sheep drive? Their SuBAHHru.",
 	"What do you call a french pig? Porque.",
 	"What do you call a line of rabbits marching backwards? A receding hairline.",
-	"Why don’t vampires go to barbecues? They don’t like steak.",
+	"Why don't vampires go to barbecues? They don't like steak.",
 	"How do trees access the internet? They log on.",
 	"Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.",
 	"Is your refrigerator running? Better go catch it.",
@@ -79,7 +79,7 @@
 	"The wedding was so emotional even the cake was in tiers.",
 	"What does a house wear? A dress.",
 	"Why can't bicycles stand up on their own? Since they are 2 tired.",
-	"I owe a lot to the sidewalks. They’ve been keeping me off the streets for years.",
+	"I owe a lot to the sidewalks. They've been keeping me off the streets for years.",
 	"Imagine if alarm clocks hit you back in the morning.It would be truly alarming.",
 	"Why is a skeleton a bad liar? You can see right through it.",
 	"What do you receive when you ask a lemon for help? Lemonaid.",
@@ -90,12 +90,12 @@
 	"An untalented gymast walks into a bar.",
 	"Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.",
 	"I was accused of being a plagiarist, their word not mine.",
-	"My friends say they don’t like skeleton puns. I should put more backbone into them.",
+	"My friends say they don't like skeleton puns. I should put more backbone into them.",
 	"Let me FILL you in on my trip to the dentist.",
 	"Why does the singer of Cheap Thrills not want us to Sia?",
 	"Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.",
 	"Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.",
-	"The old woman who lived in a shoe wasn’t the sole owner,there were strings attached.",
+	"The old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner,there were strings attached.",
 	"Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.",
 	"My new diet consists of aircraft, its a bit plane.",
 	"Have you ever tried to milk a cow which has been cut in half? Udder madness.",
@@ -103,29 +103,29 @@
 	"Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out.",
 	"Models of dragons are not to scale.",
 	"Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.",
-	"Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.",
-	"Don’t trust people that do acupuncture, they’re back stabbers.",
-	"A persistent banker wouldn’t stop hitting on me so I asked him to leave me a loan.",
+	"Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.",
+	"Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.",
+	"A persistent banker wouldn't stop hitting on me so I asked him to leave me a loan.",
 	"I ordered a book of puns last week, but i didn't get it.",
 	"People say i look better without glasses but i just can't see it.",
-	"Don’t judge a meal by the look of the first course. It’s very souperficial.",
+	"Don't judge a meal by the look of the first course. It's very souperficial.",
 	"I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese, and make America grate again.",
-	"I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me.",
+	"I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.",
 	"What do you call a young musician? A minor.",
 	"Police were called to a daycare yesterday, where a 2-year-old was resisting a rest.",
 	"If artists wear sketchers do linguists wear converse?",
-	"I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.",
+	"I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.",
 	"Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.",
 	"I smeared some ketchup all over my eyes once. It was a bad idea in Heinz- sight.",
 	"I flipped a coin over an issue the other day, it was quite the toss-up.",
 	"I got hit in the head with a can of soda? Luckily it was a soft drink.",
 	"I heard that the post office was a male dominated industry.",
-	"Why isn’t suntanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can ever get is bronze.",
+	"Why isn't suntanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can ever get is bronze.",
 	"What do you mean June is over? Julying.",
-	"Why is Kylo Ren so angry? Beause he’s always Ben Solo.",
-	"These reversing cameras are great. Since I got one I haven’t looked back.",
+	"Why is Kylo Ren so angry? Beause he's always Ben Solo.",
+	"These reversing cameras are great. Since I got one I haven't looked back.",
 	"The candle quit his job because he felt burned out.",
-	"Our maintenance guy lost his legs on the job, now he’s just a handyman.",
+	"Our maintenance guy lost his legs on the job, now he's just a handyman.",
 	"Going to bed with music on gave him sound sleep.",
 	"A magic tractor drove down the road and turned into a field!",
 	"I met some aliens from outer space. They were pretty down to earth.",
@@ -135,21 +135,21 @@
 	"How do mountains see? They peak.",
 	"The show was called Spongebob Squarepants but everyone knows the star was Patrick.",
 	"This is not alcohol, water you thinking?!",
-	"Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can’t hit the high seas.",
+	"Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.",
 	"I told my friend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.",
 	"The earth's rotation really makes my day.",
 	"If I buy a bigger bed will I have more or less bedroom?",
 	"Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.",
 	"Two ropes were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-frayed.",
 	"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.",
-	"I got a master’s degree in being ignored; no one seems to care.",
-	"After eating the ship, the sea monster said, I can’t believe I ate the hull thing.",
+	"I got a master's degree in being ignored; no one seems to care.",
+	"After eating the ship, the sea monster said, I can't believe I ate the hull thing.",
 	"Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.",
 	"A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.",
 	"I had a pun about insanity but then I lost it.",
-	"He couldn’t work out how to fix the washing machine so he threw in the towel.",
+	"He couldn't work out how to fix the washing machine so he threw in the towel.",
 	"Why does the man want to buy nine rackets? Cause tennis too many.",
-	"Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.",
+	"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.",
 	"If I got paid in lots of Pennes I would make loads of pasta.",
 	"I thought I saw a spider on my laptop, but my friend said it was just a bug.",
 	"A doctor broke his leg while auditioning for a play.Luckily he still made the cast.",
@@ -161,18 +161,18 @@
 	"I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle.",
 	"The bomb didn't want to go off. So it refused.",
 	"The sore mummy needed a Cairo-practor",
-	"I feel sorry for shopping carts. They’re always getting pushed around.",
+	"I feel sorry for shopping carts. They're always getting pushed around.",
 	"The display of still-life art was not at all moving!",
 	"On Halloween October is nearly Octover.",
 	"Pig puns are so boaring.",
-	"Why couldn’t the dead car drive into the cluttered garage? Lack of vroom.",
+	"Why couldn't the dead car drive into the cluttered garage? Lack of vroom.",
 	"What do you call Samsung's security guards? Guardians of the Galaxy.",
 	"What does Superman have in his drink? Just ice.",
-	"How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.",
+	"How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.",
 	"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.",
 	"The safe was invented by a cop and a robber. It was quite a combination.",
 	"What do you do when balloons are hurt? You helium.",
-	"One hat says to the other, \"You stay here, I’ll go on a head.\"",
+	"One hat says to the other, \"You stay here, I'll go on a head.\"",
 	"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.",
 	"When does a farmer dance? When he drops the beet.",
 	"When the scientist wanted to clone a deer, he bought a doe it yourself kit.",
@@ -183,15 +183,15 @@
 	"I hate Russian Dolls, they are so full of themselves.",
 	"What do you do to an open wardrobe? You closet.",
 	"The magazine about ceiling fans went out of business due to low circulation.",
-	"So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!",
+	"So what if I don't know what apocalypse means? It's not the end of the world!",
 	"Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos.",
 	"A backwards poem writes inverse.",
 	"Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.",
 	"I asked my friend, Nick, if he had 5 cents I could borrow. But he was Nicholas.",
 	"The soundtrack for Blackfish was orcastrated.",
 	"Where do you imprison a skeleton? In a rib cage.",
-	"There’s a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.",
-	"I used to work at a hairdresser but i just wasn’t cut out for it.",
+	"There's a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.",
+	"I used to work at a hairdresser but i just wasn't cut out for it.",
 	"Why is metal and a microwave a match made in heaven? When they met, sparks flew.",
 	"The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in.",
 	"Garbage collectors are rubbish drivers!",
@@ -216,7 +216,7 @@
 	"The man who ate too many eggs was considered to be an egg-oholic.",
 	"All the hens consider the chef to be very mean because he beats the eggs.",
 	"Eskimos keep all of their chilled eggs inside of the egg-loo.",
-	"Under the doctor’s advice, the hen is laying off eggs for a few weeks.",
+	"Under the doctor's advice, the hen is laying off eggs for a few weeks.",
 	"I had a real problem making a hard-boiled egg this morning until I cracked it.",
 	"The best time of day to eat eggs is at the crack of dawn.",
 	"The chicken coop only had 2 doors since if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan.",
@@ -226,7 +226,7 @@
 	"Don't ever have multiple people wash dishes together. It's hard for them to stay in sink.",
 	"People using umbrellas always seem to be under the weather.",
 	"I dissected an iris today. It was an eye-opening experience.",
-	"What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1.",
+	"What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1.",
 	"What planet is like a circus? Saturn, it has three rings!",
 	"Before my father died he worked in a circus as a stilt walker. I used to look up to him.",
 	"Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal!",