Remove the dumb 'smart' quotes

assets/json/cat-fact.json

@@ -1,9 +1,9 @@
 [
 	"Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.",
 	"When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.",
-	"The technical term for a cat’s hairball is a \"bezoar.\"",
+	"The technical term for a cat's hairball is a \"bezoar.\"",
 	"A group of cats is called a \"clowder.\"",
-	"A cat can’t climb head first down a tree because every claw on a cat’s paw points the same way. To get down from a tree, a cat must back down.",
+	"A cat can't climb head first down a tree because every claw on a cat's paw points the same way. To get down from a tree, a cat must back down.",
 	"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.",
 	"There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, with approximately 40 recognized breeds.",
 	"Approximately 24 cat skins can make a coat.",

assets/json/dog-fact.json

@@ -9,61 +9,61 @@
 	"Dogs sometimes appear to smile -- much like humans -- with open mouth grinning. This may indicate a relaxed, submissive state.",
 	"Tired puppies get cranky just like little kids. If you have a fussy puppy, try nap time.",
 	"The fastest breed, the Greyhound, can run up to 44 miles per hour.",
-	"The Labrador Retriever has been on the AKC’s top 10 most popular breeds list for 25 consecutive years—longer than any other breed.",
-	"A dog’s nose print is unique, much like a person’s fingerprint.",
-	"Forty-five percent of U.S. dogs sleep in their owner’s bed.",
+	"The Labrador Retriever has been on the AKC's top 10 most popular breeds list for 25 consecutive years—longer than any other breed.",
+	"A dog's nose print is unique, much like a person's fingerprint.",
+	"Forty-five percent of U.S. dogs sleep in their owner's bed.",
 	"All dogs dream, but puppies and senior dogs dream more frequently than adult dogs.",
-	"Seventy percent of people sign their dog’s name on their holiday cards.",
-	"A dog’s sense of smell is legendary, but did you know that his nose has as many as 300 million receptors? In comparison, a human nose has about 5 million.",
+	"Seventy percent of people sign their dog's name on their holiday cards.",
+	"A dog's sense of smell is legendary, but did you know that his nose has as many as 300 million receptors? In comparison, a human nose has about 5 million.",
 	"Rin Tin Tin, the famous German Shepherd, was nominated for an Academy Award.",
-	"The shape of a dog’s face suggests its longevity: A long face means a longer life.",
+	"The shape of a dog's face suggests its longevity: A long face means a longer life.",
 	"Dog eyes have a part called the tapetum lucidum, allowing night vision.",
 	"The name Collie means \"black.\" (Collies once tended black-faced sheep.)",
-	"Yawning is contagious—even for dogs. Research shows that the sound of a human yawn can trigger one from your dog. And it’s four times as likely to happen when it’s the yawn of a person he knows.",
+	"Yawning is contagious—even for dogs. Research shows that the sound of a human yawn can trigger one from your dog. And it's four times as likely to happen when it's the yawn of a person he knows.",
 	"The Dandie Dinmont Terrier is the only breed named for a fictional person—a character in the novel Guy Mannering, by Sir Walter Scott.",
 	"Dogs curl up in a ball when sleeping to protect their organs—a hold over from their days in the wild, when they were vulnerable to predator attacks.",
-	"The Basenji is not technically “barkless,” as many people think. They can yodel.",
+	"The Basenji is not technically \"barkless,\" as many people think. They can yodel.",
 	"The Australian Shepherd is not actually from Australia—they are an American breed.",
 	"The Labrador Retriever is originally from Newfoundland.",
-	"Human blood pressure goes down when petting a dog. And so does the dog’s.",
+	"Human blood pressure goes down when petting a dog. And so does the dog's.",
 	"There are over 75 million pet dogs in the U.S.—more than in any other country.",
 	"A person who hunts with a Beagle is known as a \"Beagler.\"",
 	"Dogs are not colorblind. They also see blue and yellow.",
 	"All puppies are born deaf.",
 	"Dalmatians are born completely white, and develop their spots as they get older.",
 	"Dogs have about 1,700 taste buds. (We humans have between 2,000–10,000.)",
-	"When dogs kick backward after they go to the bathroom it’s not to cover it up, but to mark their territory, using the scent glands in their feet.",
+	"When dogs kick backward after they go to the bathroom it's not to cover it up, but to mark their territory, using the scent glands in their feet.",
 	"A recent study shows that dogs are among a small group of animals who show voluntary unselfish kindness towards others without any reward. This is one fact dog lovers have known all along.",
-	"There’s a reason your tot and your pup get along so well: they speak the same language. Or at least, they likely understand roughly the same number of words and gestures — 250!",
+	"There's a reason your tot and your pup get along so well: they speak the same language. Or at least, they likely understand roughly the same number of words and gestures — 250!",
 	"This may be hard to believe since dogs are such messy drinkers, but just like cats, our canine friends bend the tip of their tongue and raise liquid in a column up to their mouths.",
-	"Your dog does have a sense of time — and misses you when you’re gone.",
-	"Your dog’s whiskers help him \"see\" in the dark.",
+	"Your dog does have a sense of time — and misses you when you're gone.",
+	"Your dog's whiskers help him \"see\" in the dark.",
 	"Dogs only have sweat glands in their paws.",
-	"On average, a dog’s mouth exerts 320 pounds of pressure.",
+	"On average, a dog's mouth exerts 320 pounds of pressure.",
 	"Your one year-old pup is as physically mature as a 15-year-old human.",
-	"Your dog’s sense of smell is 1,000 to 10 million times better than yours.",
+	"Your dog's sense of smell is 1,000 to 10 million times better than yours.",
 	"Dogs can hear 4 times as far as humans.",
 	"Your dog can smell your feelings.",
 	"Corgi is Welsh for \"dwarf dog.\"",
 	"The Newfoundland breed has a water resistant coat and webbed feet. This dog was originally bred to help haul nets for fishermen and rescuing people at risk of drowning.",
 	"Three dogs (from First Class cabins!) survived the sinking of the Titanic – two Pomeranians and one Pekingese.",
-	"It’s rumored that, at the end of the Beatles song, “A Day in the Life,” Paul McCartney recorded an ultrasonic whistle, audible only to dogs, just for his Shetland sheepdog.",
+	"It's rumored that, at the end of the Beatles song, \"A Day in the Life,\" Paul McCartney recorded an ultrasonic whistle, audible only to dogs, just for his Shetland sheepdog.",
 	"Puppies have 28 teeth and normal adult dogs have 42.",
 	"Dogs chase their tails for a variety of reasons: curiosity, exercise, anxiety, predatory instinct or, they might have fleas!",
 	"Dogs and humans have the same type of slow wave sleep (SWS) and rapid eye movement (REM) and during this REM stage dogs can dream. The twitching and paw movements that occur during their sleep are signs that your pet is dreaming",
-	"Dogs’ eyes contain a special membrane, called the tapetum lucidum, which allows them to see in the dark.",
-	"A large breed dog’s resting heart beats between 60 and 100 times per minute, and a small dog breed’s heart beats between 100-140. Comparatively, a resting human heart beats 60-100 times per minute.",
+	"Dogs' eyes contain a special membrane, called the tapetum lucidum, which allows them to see in the dark.",
+	"A large breed dog's resting heart beats between 60 and 100 times per minute, and a small dog breed's heart beats between 100-140. Comparatively, a resting human heart beats 60-100 times per minute.",
 	"72% of dog owners believe their dog can detect when stormy weather is on the way.",
-	"A dog’s normal temperature is between 101 and 102.5 degrees Fahrenheit.",
+	"A dog's normal temperature is between 101 and 102.5 degrees Fahrenheit.",
 	"Dogs have three eyelids, an upper lid, a lower lid and the third lid, called a nictitating membrane or \"haw,\" which helps keep the eye moist and protected.",
 	"62% of U.S. households own a pet, which equates to 72.9 million homes.",
-	"Dogs’ noses secrete a thin layer of mucous that helps them absorb scent. They then lick their noses to sample the scent through their mouth.",
+	"Dogs' noses secrete a thin layer of mucous that helps them absorb scent. They then lick their noses to sample the scent through their mouth.",
 	"Dogs have about 1,700 taste buds. Humans have approximately 9,000 and cats have around 473.",
-	"A Dog’s sense of smell is 10,000 – 100,000 times more acute as that of humans.",
-	"It’s a myth that dogs only see in black and white. In fact, it’s believed that dogs see primarily in blue, greenish-yellow, yellow and various shades of gray.",
+	"A Dog's sense of smell is 10,000 – 100,000 times more acute as that of humans.",
+	"It's a myth that dogs only see in black and white. In fact, it's believed that dogs see primarily in blue, greenish-yellow, yellow and various shades of gray.",
 	"Dogs hear best at 8,000 Hz, while humans hear best at around 2,000 Hz.",
-	"Dogs’ ears are extremely expressive. It’s no wonder! There are more than a dozen separate muscles that control a dog’s ear movements.",
-	"While the Chow Chow dogs are well known for their distinctive blue-black tongues, they’re actually born with pink tongues. They turn blue-black at 8-10 weeks of age.",
+	"Dogs' ears are extremely expressive. It's no wonder! There are more than a dozen separate muscles that control a dog's ear movements.",
+	"While the Chow Chow dogs are well known for their distinctive blue-black tongues, they're actually born with pink tongues. They turn blue-black at 8-10 weeks of age.",
 	"When dogs kick after going to the bathroom, they are using the scent glands on their paws to further mark their territory.",
 	"In addition to sweating through their paw pads, dogs pant to cool themselves off. A panting dog can take 300-400 breaths (compared to his regular 30-40) with very little effort.",
 	"More than 1 in 3 families in the United States owns a dog.",
@@ -71,14 +71,14 @@
 	"If never spayed or neutered, a pair of dogs can produce 66,000 puppies in 6 years.",
 	"The average dog can run about 19 miles per hour at full speed.",
 	"Dogs are mentioned 14 times in the Bible.",
-	"Dogs don’t feel guilt.",
+	"Dogs don't feel guilt.",
 	"Dog urine can corrode metal.",
 	"Dogs can smell disease.",
-	"Service dogs pee and poop on command and know when they’re on or off duty.",
+	"Service dogs pee and poop on command and know when they're on or off duty.",
 	"Given their druthers, dogs will poop facing the North-South magnetic axis. Scientists have no theories yet as to why.",
-	"Two stray dogs in 1860’s San Francisco were sanctioned to roam free by the local constabulary. Bummer and Lazarus were local icons, heralded in cartoons and newspaper articles for their daring adventures as rat-catchers and petty thieves.",
+	"Two stray dogs in 1860's San Francisco were sanctioned to roam free by the local constabulary. Bummer and Lazarus were local icons, heralded in cartoons and newspaper articles for their daring adventures as rat-catchers and petty thieves.",
 	"Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts can earn badges for dog care and pet care.",
-	"Max, the world’s oldest dog, passed away at the ripe old age of 29 years and 282 days old in 2013. He was a beagle and terrier mix.",
+	"Max, the world's oldest dog, passed away at the ripe old age of 29 years and 282 days old in 2013. He was a beagle and terrier mix.",
 	"George Washington had a favorite fox hound named Sweetlips and a dalmatian coach dog named Madame Moose.",
 	"Dogs have 18 muscles controlling their ears, cats have 32, and humans have only 6.",
 	"Did you know tripping over your dog is the second most likely way to get injured around hounds? Bites are the most common.",
@@ -96,7 +96,7 @@
 	"\"Dog breath\" is actually unhealthy.",
 	"It's not abnormal for dogs to eat feces.",
 	"A dog's unique smell is secreted in its glands.",
-	"The idea that a dog’s saliva has healing powers has been around at least since the ancient Greeks and Romans, whose physicians believed it to be an antidote for poisoning.",
+	"The idea that a dog's saliva has healing powers has been around at least since the ancient Greeks and Romans, whose physicians believed it to be an antidote for poisoning.",
 	"The phrase \"Beware of Dog\" is so old that its Latin equivalent — \"cave canem\" — has been found on signs in Roman ruins.",
 	"Putting collars on dogs is an ancient practice, but dog licenses are much more recent."
 ]

assets/json/final-grade-calculator.json

@@ -1,33 +1,33 @@
 {
 	"above100": [
-		"Maybe there’s extra credit?",
-		"On the bright side, grades don’t really matter anyway.",
+		"Maybe there's extra credit?",
+		"On the bright side, grades don't really matter anyway.",
 		"Try aiming a little lower.",
 		"Is that even possible to get?",
 		"Better luck next time!"
 	],
 	"above92": [
-		"Don’t give up! You can do it!",
+		"Don't give up! You can do it!",
 		"Good luck!",
-		"Don’t give up! I believe in you!",
-		"But I’ve never known you to shy away from a challenge.",
-		"But what’s life without a challenge?",
+		"Don't give up! I believe in you!",
+		"But I've never known you to shy away from a challenge.",
+		"But what's life without a challenge?",
 		"Start studying!"
 	],
 	"above88": [
 		"On the bright side, it could be a lot worse.",
-		"I think you’ll do just fine!",
+		"I think you'll do just fine!",
 		"Relax, you can do it!",
 		"Good luck!",
-		"Show them what you’ve got!"
+		"Show them what you've got!"
 	],
 	"above80": [
-		"Don’t worry, it’ll be a piece of cake.",
+		"Don't worry, it'll be a piece of cake.",
 		"You can do it, no problem!",
 		"Good luck!"
 	],
 	"below80": [
-		"You don’t even need to bother studying.",
+		"You don't even need to bother studying.",
 		"Have fun (doing other things)!",
 		"Maybe you can just draw a flower on the test or something.",
 		"Congratulations!",

assets/json/joke.json

@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@
 	"How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?",
 	"Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates.",
 	"What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.",
-	"If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.",
+	"If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.",
 	"Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.",
 	"Helium walks into a bar, the bartender says \"We don't serve noble gasses in here.\" Helium doesn't react.",
 	"Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, \"AU, get outta here!\"",

assets/json/pun.json

@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 [
 	"What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.",
-	"I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.",
-	"Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.",
+	"I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It's a little fishy.",
+	"Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable.",
 	"Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!",
 	"I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.",
 	"What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.",
@@ -9,12 +9,12 @@
 	"I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.",
 	"Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.",
 	"I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.",
-	"My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.",
+	"My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don't think it's feline well.",
 	"Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.",
 	"How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.",
 	"What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.",
 	"Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.",
-	"There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.",
+	"There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation.",
 	"What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.",
 	"What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.",
 	"Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.",
@@ -28,21 +28,21 @@
 	"I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.",
 	"What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.",
 	"I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.",
-	"Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.",
+	"Towels can't tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.",
 	"Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says \"Do you smell fish?\"",
-	"Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.",
+	"Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it's pretty handy.",
 	"What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.",
 	"Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.",
 	"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.",
 	"What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.",
 	"What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.",
-	"A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.",
-	"After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.",
+	"A cross eyed teacher couldn't control his pupils.",
+	"After the accident, the juggler didn't have the balls to do it.",
 	"I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it.",
 	"To write with a broken pencil is pointless.",
-	"I read a book on anti-gravity. I couldn’t put it down.",
-	"I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang but it came back to me.",
-	"What should you do if you are cold? Stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.",
+	"I read a book on anti-gravity. I couldn't put it down.",
+	"I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang but it came back to me.",
+	"What should you do if you are cold? Stand in the corner. It's 90 degrees.",
 	"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it.",
 	"The energizer bunny went to jail. He was charged with battery.",
 	"What did the alien say to the pitcher of water? Take me to your liter.",
@@ -50,20 +50,20 @@
 	"The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.",
 	"Sausage puns are the wurst.",
 	"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.",
-	"Why shouldn’t you trust atoms? They make up everything.",
-	"What’s it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials.",
-	"Want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, it’s too cheesy.",
+	"Why shouldn't you trust atoms? They make up everything.",
+	"What's it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials.",
+	"Want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, it's too cheesy.",
 	"What do cows tell each other at bedtime? Dairy tales.",
-	"Why can’t you take inventory in Afghanistan? Because of the tally ban.",
-	"Why didn’t the lion win the race? Because he was racing a cheetah.",
+	"Why can't you take inventory in Afghanistan? Because of the tally ban.",
+	"Why didn't the lion win the race? Because he was racing a cheetah.",
 	"What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen.",
-	"What’s it called when you put a cow in an elevator? Raising the steaks.",
-	"What’s america’s favorite soda? Mini soda.",
+	"What's it called when you put a cow in an elevator? Raising the steaks.",
+	"What's america's favorite soda? Mini soda.",
 	"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.",
 	"What kind of car does a sheep drive? Their SuBAHHru.",
 	"What do you call a french pig? Porque.",
 	"What do you call a line of rabbits marching backwards? A receding hairline.",
-	"Why don’t vampires go to barbecues? They don’t like steak.",
+	"Why don't vampires go to barbecues? They don't like steak.",
 	"How do trees access the internet? They log on.",
 	"Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.",
 	"Is your refrigerator running? Better go catch it.",
@@ -79,7 +79,7 @@
 	"The wedding was so emotional even the cake was in tiers.",
 	"What does a house wear? A dress.",
 	"Why can't bicycles stand up on their own? Since they are 2 tired.",
-	"I owe a lot to the sidewalks. They’ve been keeping me off the streets for years.",
+	"I owe a lot to the sidewalks. They've been keeping me off the streets for years.",
 	"Imagine if alarm clocks hit you back in the morning.It would be truly alarming.",
 	"Why is a skeleton a bad liar? You can see right through it.",
 	"What do you receive when you ask a lemon for help? Lemonaid.",
@@ -90,12 +90,12 @@
 	"An untalented gymast walks into a bar.",
 	"Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.",
 	"I was accused of being a plagiarist, their word not mine.",
-	"My friends say they don’t like skeleton puns. I should put more backbone into them.",
+	"My friends say they don't like skeleton puns. I should put more backbone into them.",
 	"Let me FILL you in on my trip to the dentist.",
 	"Why does the singer of Cheap Thrills not want us to Sia?",
 	"Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.",
 	"Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.",
-	"The old woman who lived in a shoe wasn’t the sole owner,there were strings attached.",
+	"The old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner,there were strings attached.",
 	"Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.",
 	"My new diet consists of aircraft, its a bit plane.",
 	"Have you ever tried to milk a cow which has been cut in half? Udder madness.",
@@ -103,29 +103,29 @@
 	"Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out.",
 	"Models of dragons are not to scale.",
 	"Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.",
-	"Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.",
-	"Don’t trust people that do acupuncture, they’re back stabbers.",
-	"A persistent banker wouldn’t stop hitting on me so I asked him to leave me a loan.",
+	"Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.",
+	"Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.",
+	"A persistent banker wouldn't stop hitting on me so I asked him to leave me a loan.",
 	"I ordered a book of puns last week, but i didn't get it.",
 	"People say i look better without glasses but i just can't see it.",
-	"Don’t judge a meal by the look of the first course. It’s very souperficial.",
+	"Don't judge a meal by the look of the first course. It's very souperficial.",
 	"I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese, and make America grate again.",
-	"I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me.",
+	"I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.",
 	"What do you call a young musician? A minor.",
 	"Police were called to a daycare yesterday, where a 2-year-old was resisting a rest.",
 	"If artists wear sketchers do linguists wear converse?",
-	"I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.",
+	"I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.",
 	"Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.",
 	"I smeared some ketchup all over my eyes once. It was a bad idea in Heinz- sight.",
 	"I flipped a coin over an issue the other day, it was quite the toss-up.",
 	"I got hit in the head with a can of soda? Luckily it was a soft drink.",
 	"I heard that the post office was a male dominated industry.",
-	"Why isn’t suntanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can ever get is bronze.",
+	"Why isn't suntanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can ever get is bronze.",
 	"What do you mean June is over? Julying.",
-	"Why is Kylo Ren so angry? Beause he’s always Ben Solo.",
-	"These reversing cameras are great. Since I got one I haven’t looked back.",
+	"Why is Kylo Ren so angry? Beause he's always Ben Solo.",
+	"These reversing cameras are great. Since I got one I haven't looked back.",
 	"The candle quit his job because he felt burned out.",
-	"Our maintenance guy lost his legs on the job, now he’s just a handyman.",
+	"Our maintenance guy lost his legs on the job, now he's just a handyman.",
 	"Going to bed with music on gave him sound sleep.",
 	"A magic tractor drove down the road and turned into a field!",
 	"I met some aliens from outer space. They were pretty down to earth.",
@@ -135,21 +135,21 @@
 	"How do mountains see? They peak.",
 	"The show was called Spongebob Squarepants but everyone knows the star was Patrick.",
 	"This is not alcohol, water you thinking?!",
-	"Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can’t hit the high seas.",
+	"Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.",
 	"I told my friend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.",
 	"The earth's rotation really makes my day.",
 	"If I buy a bigger bed will I have more or less bedroom?",
 	"Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.",
 	"Two ropes were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-frayed.",
 	"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.",
-	"I got a master’s degree in being ignored; no one seems to care.",
-	"After eating the ship, the sea monster said, I can’t believe I ate the hull thing.",
+	"I got a master's degree in being ignored; no one seems to care.",
+	"After eating the ship, the sea monster said, I can't believe I ate the hull thing.",
 	"Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.",
 	"A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.",
 	"I had a pun about insanity but then I lost it.",
-	"He couldn’t work out how to fix the washing machine so he threw in the towel.",
+	"He couldn't work out how to fix the washing machine so he threw in the towel.",
 	"Why does the man want to buy nine rackets? Cause tennis too many.",
-	"Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.",
+	"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.",
 	"If I got paid in lots of Pennes I would make loads of pasta.",
 	"I thought I saw a spider on my laptop, but my friend said it was just a bug.",
 	"A doctor broke his leg while auditioning for a play.Luckily he still made the cast.",
@@ -161,18 +161,18 @@
 	"I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle.",
 	"The bomb didn't want to go off. So it refused.",
 	"The sore mummy needed a Cairo-practor",
-	"I feel sorry for shopping carts. They’re always getting pushed around.",
+	"I feel sorry for shopping carts. They're always getting pushed around.",
 	"The display of still-life art was not at all moving!",
 	"On Halloween October is nearly Octover.",
 	"Pig puns are so boaring.",
-	"Why couldn’t the dead car drive into the cluttered garage? Lack of vroom.",
+	"Why couldn't the dead car drive into the cluttered garage? Lack of vroom.",
 	"What do you call Samsung's security guards? Guardians of the Galaxy.",
 	"What does Superman have in his drink? Just ice.",
-	"How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.",
+	"How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.",
 	"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.",
 	"The safe was invented by a cop and a robber. It was quite a combination.",
 	"What do you do when balloons are hurt? You helium.",
-	"One hat says to the other, \"You stay here, I’ll go on a head.\"",
+	"One hat says to the other, \"You stay here, I'll go on a head.\"",
 	"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.",
 	"When does a farmer dance? When he drops the beet.",
 	"When the scientist wanted to clone a deer, he bought a doe it yourself kit.",
@@ -183,15 +183,15 @@
 	"I hate Russian Dolls, they are so full of themselves.",
 	"What do you do to an open wardrobe? You closet.",
 	"The magazine about ceiling fans went out of business due to low circulation.",
-	"So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!",
+	"So what if I don't know what apocalypse means? It's not the end of the world!",
 	"Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos.",
 	"A backwards poem writes inverse.",
 	"Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.",
 	"I asked my friend, Nick, if he had 5 cents I could borrow. But he was Nicholas.",
 	"The soundtrack for Blackfish was orcastrated.",
 	"Where do you imprison a skeleton? In a rib cage.",
-	"There’s a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.",
-	"I used to work at a hairdresser but i just wasn’t cut out for it.",
+	"There's a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.",
+	"I used to work at a hairdresser but i just wasn't cut out for it.",
 	"Why is metal and a microwave a match made in heaven? When they met, sparks flew.",
 	"The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in.",
 	"Garbage collectors are rubbish drivers!",
@@ -216,7 +216,7 @@
 	"The man who ate too many eggs was considered to be an egg-oholic.",
 	"All the hens consider the chef to be very mean because he beats the eggs.",
 	"Eskimos keep all of their chilled eggs inside of the egg-loo.",
-	"Under the doctor’s advice, the hen is laying off eggs for a few weeks.",
+	"Under the doctor's advice, the hen is laying off eggs for a few weeks.",
 	"I had a real problem making a hard-boiled egg this morning until I cracked it.",
 	"The best time of day to eat eggs is at the crack of dawn.",
 	"The chicken coop only had 2 doors since if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan.",
@@ -226,7 +226,7 @@
 	"Don't ever have multiple people wash dishes together. It's hard for them to stay in sink.",
 	"People using umbrellas always seem to be under the weather.",
 	"I dissected an iris today. It was an eye-opening experience.",
-	"What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1.",
+	"What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1.",
 	"What planet is like a circus? Saturn, it has three rings!",
 	"Before my father died he worked in a circus as a stilt walker. I used to look up to him.",
 	"Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal!",

assets/json/quote.json

@@ -400,7 +400,7 @@
 		"author": "Bil Keane"
 	},
 	{
-		"quote": "You’ve got mountains of your own, I’ll bet on it. Take heart. Be encouraged. Remain steadfast. Hang on for dear life. You’ve got a better grip than you realize.",
+		"quote": "You've got mountains of your own, I'll bet on it. Take heart. Be encouraged. Remain steadfast. Hang on for dear life. You've got a better grip than you realize.",
 		"author": "Adam Young"
 	},
 	{

assets/json/sorting-hat-quiz.json

@@ -496,7 +496,7 @@
 				]
 			},
 			{
-				"text": "A troll has gone berserk in the Headmaster’s study at Hogwarts. It is about to smash, crush and tear several irreplaceable items and treasures. In which order would you rescue these objects from the troll’s club, if you could?",
+				"text": "A troll has gone berserk in the Headmaster's study at Hogwarts. It is about to smash, crush and tear several irreplaceable items and treasures. In which order would you rescue these objects from the troll's club, if you could?",
 				"answers": [
 					{
 						"text": "First, a nearly perfected cure for dragon pox. Then student records going back 1000 years. Finally, a mysterious handwritten book full of strange runes.",
@@ -857,7 +857,7 @@
 				"text": "One of your house mates has cheated in a Hogwarts exam by using a Self-Spelling Quill. Now he has come top of the class in Charms, beating you into second place. Professor Flitwick is suspicious of what happened. He draws you to one side after his lesson and asks you whether or not your classmate used a forbidden quill. What do you do?",
 				"answers": [
 					{
-						"text": "Lie and say you don’t know (but hope that somebody else tells Professor Flitwick the truth).",
+						"text": "Lie and say you don't know (but hope that somebody else tells Professor Flitwick the truth).",
 						"points": {
 							"g": -13.48432155,
 							"r": -17.29439279,
@@ -866,7 +866,7 @@
 						}
 					},
 					{
-						"text": "Tell Professor Flitwick that he ought to ask your classmate (and resolve to tell your classmate that if he doesn’t tell the truth, you will).",
+						"text": "Tell Professor Flitwick that he ought to ask your classmate (and resolve to tell your classmate that if he doesn't tell the truth, you will).",
 						"points": {
 							"g": 42.1033363,
 							"r": -13.65683918,
@@ -907,7 +907,7 @@
 						}
 					},
 					{
-						"text": "Agree, and ask whether they’d like a free sample of a jinx?",
+						"text": "Agree, and ask whether they'd like a free sample of a jinx?",
 						"points": {
 							"g": -5.297205391,
 							"r": -17.31138241,

assets/json/typing-game.json

@@ -26,7 +26,7 @@
 	"They got there early, and they got really good seats.",
 	"Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone.",
 	"Yeah, I think it's a good environment for learning English.",
-	"I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.",
+	"I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn't good enough.",
 	"There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable.",
-	"If you like tuna and tomato sauce- try combining the two. It’s really not as bad as it sounds."
+	"If you like tuna and tomato sauce- try combining the two. It's really not as bad as it sounds."
 ]

package.json

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "xiao",
-	"version": "88.3.0",
+	"version": "88.3.1",
 	"description": "Your personal server companion.",
 	"main": "Xiao.js",
 	"scripts": {