Locally make Be Like Bill memes

commands/image-edit/be-like-bill.js

@@ -1,5 +1,11 @@
 const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
-const snekfetch = require('snekfetch');
+const { createCanvas, loadImage, registerFont } = require('canvas');
+const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags');
+const path = require('path');
+const texts = require('../../assets/json/be-like-bill');
+registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Noto.ttf'), { family: 'Noto' });
+registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Noto-CJK.otf'), { family: 'Noto' });
+registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Noto-Emoji.ttf'), { family: 'Noto' });
 
 module.exports = class BeLikeBillCommand extends Command {
 	constructor(client) {
@@ -9,6 +15,10 @@ module.exports = class BeLikeBillCommand extends Command {
 			group: 'image-edit',
 			memberName: 'be-like-bill',
 			description: 'Sends a "Be Like Bill" meme with the name of your choice.',
+			throttling: {
+				usages: 1,
+				duration: 15
+			},
 			clientPermissions: ['ATTACH_FILES'],
 			args: [
 				{
@@ -21,15 +31,23 @@ module.exports = class BeLikeBillCommand extends Command {
 		});
 	}
 
-	async run(msg, { name }) {
+	run(msg, { name }) {
 		try {
-			const { body } = await snekfetch
-				.get('http://belikebill.azurewebsites.net/billgen-API.php')
-				.query({
-					default: 1,
-					name
-				});
-			return msg.say({ files: [{ attachment: body, name: 'be-like-bill.png' }] });
+			const canvas = createCanvas(800, 420);
+			const ctx = canvas.getContext('2d');
+			const base = loadImage(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'images', 'be-like-bill.png'));
+			ctx.drawImage(base, 0, 0);
+			ctx.font = '23px Noto';
+			const text = stripIndents`
+				This is ${name}.
+
+				${texts[Math.floor(Math.random() * texts.length)].replace(/{{name}}/gi, name)}
+
+				${name} is smart.
+				Be like ${name}.
+			`;
+			ctx.fillText(text, 31, 80);
+			return msg.say({ files: [{ attachment: canvas.toBuffer(), name: 'be-like-bill.png' }] });
 		} catch (err) {
 			return msg.say(`Oh no, an error occurred: \`${err.message}\`. Try again later!`);
 		}

commands/image-edit/color.js

@@ -9,6 +9,10 @@ module.exports = class ColorCommand extends Command {
 			group: 'image-edit',
 			memberName: 'color',
 			description: 'Sends an image of the color you choose.',
+			throttling: {
+				usages: 1,
+				duration: 15
+			},
 			clientPermissions: ['ATTACH_FILES'],
 			args: [
 				{