diff --git a/assets/images/be-like-bill.png b/assets/images/be-like-bill.png
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..51f88b9d
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diff --git a/assets/json/be-like-bill.json b/assets/json/be-like-bill.json
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..c525026c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/assets/json/be-like-bill.json
@@ -0,0 +1,32 @@
+[
+	"{{name}} has a girlfriend, but he\ndoesn't post 56 photos a day about it.\n{{name}} likes to keep these things private.",
+	"{{name}} is on the internet.\n{{name}} sees something that offends him.\n{{name}} moves on.",
+	"{{name}} doesn't spam his friends\nwith Be Like Bill memes.",
+	"{{name}} doesn't drive with his\nfog lights on when it isn't foggy.\n{{name}} knows this is annoying\nand dazzles other drivers.",
+	"{{name}} doesn't talk to a friend when\nthat friend just woke up.",
+	"{{name}} can afford a Mac but he\ngets a PC instead because\n{{name}} is not a dumbass.",
+	"{{name}} does not play Candy Crush.\n{{name}} has a life.",
+	"{{name}} is a jerk.",
+	"{{name}} wakes up and sees it snowing outside.\n{{name}} doesn't post about it because\nhe knows his friends also have windows.",
+	"{{name}} knows tomorrow is Monday.\n{{name}} doesn't post about it, becuase\nhe knows it happens every week.",
+	"{{name}} doesn't shout at the TV\nwhen football is on.\n{{name}} knows they can't hear him.",
+	"{{name}} pays attention in class instead of\nchatting with his friends on Discord.",
+	"{{name}} has a good camera.\n{{name}} doesn't take useless photos\nand call himself a photographer.",
+	"{{name}} doesn't beg for his PRs to get\nmerged when he had three merged today.",
+	"{{name}} is a bad meme.\n{{name}} has a good sense of humor about it.",
+	"{{name}} likes to play games with his nephew.\n{{name}} lets him win all the time.",
+	"{{name}} meets Della.\n{{name}} loves Della.\nDella loves {{name}}.\n{{name}} and Della dump social networks.",
+	"{{name}} sees your picture has only three likes.\n{{name}} presses like and comments\nwith a compliement.",
+	"{{name}} bought a new car.\n{{name}} doesn't post pictures\nand tag 49 others about it.",
+	"{{name}} is nice.",
+	"{{name}} has the heart to tell the truth\nwhen his friends don't look very good.",
+	"{{name}} likes dogs.\n{{name}} doesn't bring his dogs\nto your house uninvited.",
+	"{{name}} likes to go bowling.\n{{name}} doesn't put up bumpers.",
+	"{{name}} eats pant.",
+	"{{name}} likes to use XiaoBot.\n{{name}} doesn't complain when\nit goes closed source.",
+	"{{name}} loves to buy shoes.\n{{name}} doesn't buy 200 pairs for no reason.",
+	"{{name}} doesn't like dogs.\n{{name}} doesn't complain on the internet\nbecause he knows no one cares.",
+	"{{name}}.\nEnough said.",
+	"{{name}} is a butt.",
+	"{{name}} knows."
+]
diff --git a/commands/image-edit/be-like-bill.js b/commands/image-edit/be-like-bill.js
index 012ad43f..d464bbb4 100644
--- a/commands/image-edit/be-like-bill.js
+++ b/commands/image-edit/be-like-bill.js
@@ -1,5 +1,11 @@
 const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
-const snekfetch = require('snekfetch');
+const { createCanvas, loadImage, registerFont } = require('canvas');
+const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags');
+const path = require('path');
+const texts = require('../../assets/json/be-like-bill');
+registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Noto.ttf'), { family: 'Noto' });
+registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Noto-CJK.otf'), { family: 'Noto' });
+registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Noto-Emoji.ttf'), { family: 'Noto' });
 
 module.exports = class BeLikeBillCommand extends Command {
 	constructor(client) {
@@ -9,6 +15,10 @@ module.exports = class BeLikeBillCommand extends Command {
 			group: 'image-edit',
 			memberName: 'be-like-bill',
 			description: 'Sends a "Be Like Bill" meme with the name of your choice.',
+			throttling: {
+				usages: 1,
+				duration: 15
+			},
 			clientPermissions: ['ATTACH_FILES'],
 			args: [
 				{
@@ -21,15 +31,23 @@ module.exports = class BeLikeBillCommand extends Command {
 		});
 	}
 
-	async run(msg, { name }) {
+	run(msg, { name }) {
 		try {
-			const { body } = await snekfetch
-				.get('http://belikebill.azurewebsites.net/billgen-API.php')
-				.query({
-					default: 1,
-					name
-				});
-			return msg.say({ files: [{ attachment: body, name: 'be-like-bill.png' }] });
+			const canvas = createCanvas(800, 420);
+			const ctx = canvas.getContext('2d');
+			const base = loadImage(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'images', 'be-like-bill.png'));
+			ctx.drawImage(base, 0, 0);
+			ctx.font = '23px Noto';
+			const text = stripIndents`
+				This is ${name}.
+
+				${texts[Math.floor(Math.random() * texts.length)].replace(/{{name}}/gi, name)}
+
+				${name} is smart.
+				Be like ${name}.
+			`;
+			ctx.fillText(text, 31, 80);
+			return msg.say({ files: [{ attachment: canvas.toBuffer(), name: 'be-like-bill.png' }] });
 		} catch (err) {
 			return msg.say(`Oh no, an error occurred: \`${err.message}\`. Try again later!`);
 		}
diff --git a/commands/image-edit/color.js b/commands/image-edit/color.js
index 41d3f92c..248c5e7a 100644
--- a/commands/image-edit/color.js
+++ b/commands/image-edit/color.js
@@ -9,6 +9,10 @@ module.exports = class ColorCommand extends Command {
 			group: 'image-edit',
 			memberName: 'color',
 			description: 'Sends an image of the color you choose.',
+			throttling: {
+				usages: 1,
+				duration: 15
+			},
 			clientPermissions: ['ATTACH_FILES'],
 			args: [
 				{
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 5f8013cd..ea46b16e 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "xiaobot",
-	"version": "42.12.2",
+	"version": "42.12.3",
 	"description": "Your personal server companion.",
 	"main": "Shard.js",
 	"scripts": {