The Onion Command

commands/random-res/the-onion.js

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+const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
+const RSS = require('rss-parser');
+const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags');
+
+module.exports = class TheOnionCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'the-onion',
+			aliases: ['onion'],
+			group: 'random-res',
+			memberName: 'the-onion',
+			description: 'Responds with a random "The Onion" article.',
+			credit: [
+				{
+					name: 'The Onion',
+					url: 'https://www.theonion.com/',
+					reason: 'RSS Feed',
+					reasonURL: 'https://www.theonion.com/rss'
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	async run(msg) {
+		const parser = new RSS();
+		try {
+			const feed = await parser.parseURL('https://www.theonion.com/rss');
+			const article = feed.items[Math.floor(Math.random() * feed.items.length)];
+			return msg.say(stripIndents`
+				${article.title}
+				${article.link}
+			`);
+		} catch (err) {
+			return msg.reply(`Oh no, an error occurred: \`${err.message}\`. Try again later!`);
+		}
+	}
+};