Rig seeded randoms

.env.example

@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@
 XIAO_TOKEN=
 # Seperate OWNERS with a ,
 OWNERS=
+GIRLFRIEND_USER_ID=
 XIAO_PREFIX=
 INVITE=
 XIAO_WEBHOOK_ID=

README.md

@@ -138,6 +138,7 @@ The difficulty in getting all of these keys is why I recommend
 
 * `XIAO_TOKEN` can be obtained at the [Discord Developer Portal](https://discord.com/developers/applications/).
 * `OWNERS` is a comma-seperated list of Discord User IDs.
+* `GIRLFRIEND_USER_ID` is a Discord User ID for your lover. It rigs commands like `coolness` and `cuteness`. Totally optional, loners can leave it out.
 * `XIAO_PREFIX` is the prefix you want the bot to have. Like `x;`.
 * `INVITE` is an invite link to a Discord server. The whole thing, not just the code.
 * `XIAO_WEBHOOK_ID` is the ID of the webhook you want the `webhook` command to use.

commands/random-seed/coolness.js

@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
 const { MersenneTwister19937, integer } = require('random-js');
 const texts = require('../../assets/json/coolness');
+const { GIRLFRIEND_USER_ID } = process.env;
 
 module.exports = class CoolnessCommand extends Command {
 	constructor(client) {
@@ -28,6 +29,7 @@ module.exports = class CoolnessCommand extends Command {
 			if (authorUser) return msg.reply('You\'re the best owner a bot could ask for! ❤');
 			return msg.reply(`Don't tell them I said this but I think ${user.username} smells like a sack of diapers.`);
 		}
+		if (user.id === GIRLFRIEND_USER_ID) return msg.reply(`${user.username} is by far the coolest person ever! ❤`);
 		const random = MersenneTwister19937.seed(user.id);
 		const coolness = integer(0, texts.length - 1)(random);
 		return msg.reply(`${authorUser ? 'You are' : `${user.username} is`} ${texts[coolness]}`);

commands/random-seed/cuteness.js

@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
 const { MersenneTwister19937, integer } = require('random-js');
 const texts = require('../../assets/json/cuteness');
+const { GIRLFRIEND_USER_ID } = process.env;
 
 module.exports = class CutenessCommand extends Command {
 	constructor(client) {
@@ -35,6 +36,7 @@ module.exports = class CutenessCommand extends Command {
 			if (authorUser) return msg.reply('You\'re the most adorable little cutie I know! ❤');
 			return msg.reply(`${user.username} is ugly. Like, not cute at all.`);
 		}
+		if (user.id === GIRLFRIEND_USER_ID) return msg.reply(`${user.username} is by far the cutest person ever! ❤`);
 		const random = MersenneTwister19937.seed(user.id);
 		const cuteness = integer(0, texts.length - 1)(random);
 		return msg.reply(`${authorUser ? 'You are' : `${user.username} is`} ${texts[cuteness]}`);

commands/random-seed/friendship.js

@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ const { createCanvas, loadImage, registerFont } = require('canvas');
 const request = require('node-superfetch');
 const path = require('path');
 const { percentColor } = require('../../util/Util');
+const { GIRLFRIEND_USER_ID } = process.env;
 registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Pinky Cupid.otf'), { family: 'Pinky Cupid' });
 const percentColors = [
 	{ pct: 0.0, color: { r: 0, g: 0, b: 255 } },
@@ -56,11 +57,14 @@ module.exports = class FriendshipCommand extends Command {
 		const owner = this.client.isOwner(first) || this.client.isOwner(second);
 		const authorUser = first.id === msg.author.id || second.id === msg.author.id;
 		const botUser = first.id === this.client.user.id || second.id === this.client.user.id;
+		const girlfriendUser = first.id === GIRLFRIEND_USER_ID || second.id === GIRLFRIEND_USER_ID;
 		if (owner && botUser) {
 			if (authorUser) level = 100;
 			else level = 0;
 		} else if (self) {
 			level = 100;
+		} else if (girlfriendUser && owner) {
+			level = 100;
 		} else {
 			const calculated = -Math.abs(Number.parseInt(BigInt(first.id) - BigInt(second.id), 10));
 			const random = MersenneTwister19937.seed(calculated);

commands/random-seed/guess-looks.js

@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ const { oneLine } = require('common-tags');
 const { MersenneTwister19937, integer } = require('random-js');
 const genders = ['male', 'female'];
 const { eyeColors, hairColors, hairStyles, extras } = require('../../assets/json/guess-looks');
+const { GIRLFRIEND_USER_ID } = process.env;
 
 module.exports = class GuessLooksCommand extends Command {
 	constructor(client) {
@@ -30,6 +31,9 @@ module.exports = class GuessLooksCommand extends Command {
 			if (authorUser) return msg.reply('You look amazing as always! ❤');
 			return msg.reply(`${user.username} looks like a monkey, and smells like one too.`);
 		}
+		if (user.id === GIRLFRIEND_USER_ID) {
+			return msg.reply(`Know what perfection looks like? That's what ${user.username} looks like. ❤`);
+		}
 		const random = MersenneTwister19937.seed(user.id);
 		const gender = genders[integer(0, genders.length - 1)(random)];
 		const eyeColor = eyeColors[integer(0, eyeColors.length - 1)(random)];

commands/random-seed/ship.js

@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ const { createCanvas, loadImage, registerFont } = require('canvas');
 const request = require('node-superfetch');
 const path = require('path');
 const { percentColor } = require('../../util/Util');
+const { GIRLFRIEND_USER_ID } = process.env;
 registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Pinky Cupid.otf'), { family: 'Pinky Cupid' });
 const percentColors = [
 	{ pct: 0.0, color: { r: 0, g: 0, b: 255 } },
@@ -56,10 +57,13 @@ module.exports = class ShipCommand extends Command {
 		const owner = this.client.isOwner(first) || this.client.isOwner(second);
 		const authorUser = first.id === msg.author.id || second.id === msg.author.id;
 		const botUser = first.id === this.client.user.id || second.id === this.client.user.id;
+		const girlfriendUser = first.id === GIRLFRIEND_USER_ID || second.id === GIRLFRIEND_USER_ID;
 		if (owner && botUser) {
 			level = 0;
 		} else if (self) {
 			level = 100;
+		} else if (girlfriendUser && owner) {
+			level = 100;
 		} else {
 			const calculated = Math.abs(Number.parseInt(BigInt(first.id) - BigInt(second.id), 10));
 			const random = MersenneTwister19937.seed(calculated);

commands/random-seed/smash-or-pass.js

@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
 const { MersenneTwister19937, bool } = require('random-js');
+const { GIRLFRIEND_USER_ID } = process.env;
 
 module.exports = class SmashOrPassCommand extends Command {
 	constructor(client) {
@@ -27,7 +28,7 @@ module.exports = class SmashOrPassCommand extends Command {
 			return msg.reply('I sure hope no one is dumb enough to smash that... Thing.');
 		}
 		const random = MersenneTwister19937.seed(user.id);
-		const smashOrPass = bool()(random);
+		const smashOrPass = user.id === GIRLFRIEND_USER_ID || bool()(random);
 		return msg.reply(smashOrPass ? 'Smash, I\'d definitely smash.' : 'Hard pass. Yuck.');
 	}
 };

commands/random-seed/worth.js

@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
 const { MersenneTwister19937, integer } = require('random-js');
 const { formatNumber } = require('../../util/Util');
+const { GIRLFRIEND_USER_ID } = process.env;
 
 module.exports = class WorthCommand extends Command {
 	constructor(client) {
@@ -32,9 +33,12 @@ module.exports = class WorthCommand extends Command {
 		const authorUser = user.id === msg.author.id;
 		if (user.id === this.client.user.id) return msg.reply('Me? I\'m worth $5/month. At least that\'s how much I cost.');
 		if (this.client.isOwner(user)) {
-			if (authorUser) return msg.reply('Infinity, you amazing owner ❤');
+			if (authorUser) return msg.reply('Infinity, you amazing owner! ❤');
 			return msg.reply(`${user.username}, as in my owner? Worthless. Absolutely worthless.`);
 		}
+		if (user.id === GIRLFRIEND_USER_ID) {
+			return msg.reply(`${user.username} is worth more than anyone else on this Earth! ❤`);
+		}
 		const random = MersenneTwister19937.seed(user.id);
 		const worth = integer(0, 1000000)(random);
 		return msg.reply(`${authorUser ? 'You are' : `${user.username} is`} worth $${formatNumber(worth)}.`);