Dating Command (lol)

README.md

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 * `PORTAL` is used in `portal-send`.
 * `FLANKER`, `FRONT_LINE`, `SUPPORT`, and `DAMAGE` are used in `paladins`.
 
+### Dating Info
+
+This is the hilarious section that determines what comes out of the
+`dating` command.
+
+* `DATING_ALBUM_ID` is an Imgur album ID (see #imgur-album-ids) that includes the photos you want to send in the command.
+* `DATING_NAME` is the name you want to go by in the command.
+* `DATING_AGE` is the age you want to display in the command.
+* `DATING_TAG` is the Discord tag (ex. dragonfire535#8081) you want to display in the command.
+* `DATING_ORIENTATION` is either "girls" if you want girls, "boys" if you want boys, or "both" if you don't care.
+* `DATING_SERIOUS` is a boolean (true/false) value that determines if you want to be serious about this or not. Really want to meet someone? Set it to "true".
+
 ### API Keys, IDs, and Secrets
 
 Here's where things get LONG. If you're greeted with a log-in page
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 ## Commands
 
-Total: 513
+Total: 514
 
 ### Utility:
 
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 ### Other:
 
 * **cleverbot:** Talk to Cleverbot. (Owner-Only)
+* **dating:** Find the person of your dreams with this dating system!
 * **portal-send:** Send a message to a portal channel.
 * **prune:** Deletes up to 99 messages from the current channel.
 * **rename-all:** Renames every member of the server. (Owner-Only)

assets/json/dating.json

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+[
+	"Perfect match! You guys were made for each other!",
+	"Literally 100% compatability. What are you waiting for?",
+	"This is strange, I've never seen such a high compatability before.",
+	"The person of your dreams right here.",
+	"Come on, send that friend request. You know you want this.",
+	"You sure you can wait? This is a once-in-a-lifetime opprotunity.",
+	"Going fast, get it while it's hot! Oh wait... That's always.",
+	"You won't regret this. I promise.",
+	"Trust me, you've never seen such a perfect human being.",
+	"This may be a joke command, but you know you still want to try."
+]

commands/other/dating.js

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+const ImgurAlbumCommand = require('../../structures/commands/ImgurAlbum');
+const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags');
+const texts = require('../../assets/json/dating');
+const { DATING_ALBUM_ID, DATING_NAME, DATING_AGE, DATING_TAG, DATING_ORIENTATION, DATING_SERIOUS } = process.env;
+
+module.exports = class DatingCommand extends ImgurAlbumCommand {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'dating',
+			aliases: ['date', 'tinder'],
+			group: 'random-img',
+			memberName: 'dating',
+			description: 'Find the person of your dreams with this dating system!',
+			clientPermissions: ['ATTACH_FILES'],
+			albumID: DATING_ALBUM_ID
+		});
+	}
+
+	generateText() {
+		const text = texts[Math.floor(Math.random() * texts.length)];
+		return stripIndents`
+			**${DATING_NAME}, ${DATING_AGE}**
+			_${text}_
+
+			Send a friend request to ${DATING_TAG} to meet now! ${this.orientationText}
+			${this.seriousText}
+		`;
+	}
+
+	get orientationText() {
+		if (DATING_ORIENTATION === 'girls') return '(Note: Girls only)';
+		if (DATING_ORIENTATION === 'boys') return '(Note: Boys only)';
+		if (DATING_ORIENTATION === 'both') return '(All genders welcome!)';
+		return '';
+	}
+
+	get seriousText() {
+		if (!DATING_SERIOUS || DATING_SERIOUS === 'false') return 'Don\'t worry, this is just a joke. Unless...';
+		if (DATING_SERIOUS === 'true') {
+			return 'This may look like a joke, but if you actually want to, feel free to really try.';
+		}
+		return '';
+	}
+};

package.json

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 {
 	"name": "xiao",
-	"version": "119.0.3",
+	"version": "119.1.0",
 	"description": "Your personal server companion.",
 	"main": "Xiao.js",
 	"scripts": {