More owner insults in random-seed commands

commands/random-seed/butt.js

@@ -30,9 +30,14 @@ module.exports = class ButtCommand extends Command {
 	}
 
 	run(msg, { user }) {
+		const authorUser = user.id === msg.author.id;
 		if (user.id === this.client.user.id) return msg.reply('Me? I think I have the best butt around!');
+		if (this.client.isOwner(user)) {
+			if (authorUser) return msg.reply('ur butt is godly, master');
+			return msg.reply(`${user.username}'s butt is... Something, I'll say that much.`);
+		}
 		const random = MersenneTwister19937.seed(user.id);
 		const quality = integer(0, texts.length - 1)(random);
-		return msg.reply(`${user.id === msg.author.id ? 'ur' : `${user.username}'s`} butt is ${texts[quality]}`);
+		return msg.reply(`${authorUser ? 'ur' : `${user.username}'s`} butt is ${texts[quality]}`);
 	}
 };

commands/random-seed/dick.js

@@ -22,6 +22,10 @@ module.exports = class DickCommand extends Command {
 	}
 
 	run(msg, { user }) {
+		if (this.client.isOwner(user)) {
+			if (user.id === msg.author.id) return msg.reply(`8${'='.repeat(20)}D`);
+			return msg.reply(`8=D`);
+		}
 		const clientAuthor = user.id === this.client.user.id;
 		const random = MersenneTwister19937.seed(clientAuthor ? msg.author.id : user.id);
 		const length = integer(0, 20)(random);

commands/random-seed/guess-looks.js

@@ -26,6 +26,10 @@ module.exports = class GuessLooksCommand extends Command {
 	run(msg, { user }) {
 		if (user.id === this.client.user.id) return msg.reply('Me? Just look at my avatar, dummy.');
 		const authorUser = user.id === msg.author.id;
+		if (this.client.isOwner(user)) {
+			if (authorUser) return msg.reply('You look amazing as always! ❤');
+			return msg.reply(`${user.username} looks like a monkey, and smells like one too.`);
+		}
 		const random = MersenneTwister19937.seed(user.id);
 		const gender = genders[integer(0, genders.length - 1)(random)];
 		const eyeColor = eyeColors[integer(0, eyeColors.length - 1)(random)];

commands/random-seed/iq.js

@@ -21,9 +21,14 @@ module.exports = class IQCommand extends Command {
 	}
 
 	run(msg, { user }) {
+		const authorUser = user.id === msg.author.id;
 		if (user.id === this.client.user.id) return msg.reply('Me? My IQ score is off the charts!');
+		if (this.client.isOwner(user)) {
+			if (authorUser) return msg.reply('Only someone of the highest IQ could make a bot as amazing as me!');
+			return msg.reply('My owner? Yeah... Not the sharpest tool in the shed.');
+		}
 		const random = MersenneTwister19937.seed(user.id);
 		const score = integer(20, 170)(random);
-		return msg.reply(`${user.id === msg.author.id ? 'Your' : `${user.username}'s`} IQ score is ${score}.`);
+		return msg.reply(`${authorUser ? 'Your' : `${user.username}'s`} IQ score is ${score}.`);
 	}
 };

commands/random-seed/smash-or-pass.js

@@ -22,6 +22,10 @@ module.exports = class SmashOrPassCommand extends Command {
 
 	run(msg, { user }) {
 		if (user.id === this.client.user.id) return msg.reply('Obviously smash, Google me.');
+		if (this.client.isOwner(user)) {
+			if (user.id === msg.author.id) return msg.reply('I mean... Aren\'t we kind of related? In a way?');
+			return msg.reply('I sure hope no one is dumb enough to smash that... Thing.');
+		}
 		const random = MersenneTwister19937.seed(user.id);
 		const smashOrPass = bool()(random);
 		return msg.reply(smashOrPass ? 'Smash, I\'d definitely smash.' : 'Hard pass. Yuck.');

package.json

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "xiao",
-	"version": "114.8.0",
+	"version": "114.8.1",
 	"description": "Your personal server companion.",
 	"main": "Xiao.js",
 	"scripts": {