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commands/image-edit/illegal.js

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+const { Command } = require('discord.js-commando');
+const { createCanvas, loadImage, registerFont } = require('canvas');
+const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags');
+const path = require('path');
+const { shortenText } = require('../../util/Canvas');
+registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Noto-Regular.ttf'), { family: 'Noto' });
+registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Noto-CJK.otf'), { family: 'Noto' });
+registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Noto-Emoji.ttf'), { family: 'Noto' });
+
+module.exports = class IllegalCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'illegal',
+			aliases: ['is-now-illegal', 'trump', 'first-order-of-business'],
+			group: 'image-edit',
+			memberName: 'illegal',
+			description: 'Makes President Trump make your text illegal.',
+			throttling: {
+				usages: 1,
+				duration: 10
+			},
+			clientPermissions: ['ATTACH_FILES'],
+			args: [
+				{
+					key: 'text',
+					prompt: 'What should the text of the bill be?',
+					type: 'string',
+					parse: text => text.toUpperCase()
+				},
+				{
+					key: 'isOrAre',
+					label: 'is or are',
+					prompt: 'Should the text use is or are?',
+					type: 'string',
+					default: 'is',
+					validate: isOrAre => {
+						if (['is', 'are'].includes(isOrAre.toLowerCase())) return true;
+						return 'Invalid is or are, please enter either is or are.';
+					},
+					parse: isOrAre => isOrAre.toUpperCase()
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	async run(msg, { text, isOrAre }) {
+		const base = await loadImage(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'images', 'illegal.png'));
+		const canvas = createCanvas(base.width, base.height);
+		const ctx = canvas.getContext('2d');
+		ctx.drawImage(base, 0, 0);
+		ctx.rotate(7 * (Math.PI / 180));
+		ctx.font = '37px Noto';
+		ctx.fillText(stripIndents`
+			${shortenText(ctx, text, 215)}
+			${isOrAre} NOW
+			ILLEGAL.
+		`, 690, 350);
+		return msg.say({ files: [{ attachment: canvas.toBuffer(), name: 'illegal.png' }] });
+	}
+};