Illegal, Karen, better ping

README.md

@@ -61,6 +61,7 @@ served over 10,000 servers with a uniquely devoted fanbase.
 * **fruit**: Responds with a random fruit.
 * **guess-looks**: Guesses what a user looks like.
 * **joke**: Responds with a random joke.
+* **karen**: Responds with a random image of Karen.
 * **kiss-marry-kill**: Determines who to kiss, who to marry, and who to kill.
 * **magic-conch**: Asks your question to the Magic Conch.
 * **name**: Responds with a random name, with the gender of your choice.
@@ -218,6 +219,7 @@ served over 10,000 servers with a uniquely devoted fanbase.
 * **glitch**: Draws an image or a user's avatar but glitched.
 * **greyscale**: Draws an image or a user's avatar in greyscale.
 * **ifunny**: Draws an image with the iFunny logo.
+* **illegal**: Makes President Trump make your text illegal.
 * **invert**: Draws an image or a user's avatar but inverted.
 * **meme**: Sends a meme with the text and background of your choice.
 * **osu-signature**: Creates a card based on an osu! user's stats.

commands/analyze/face.js

@@ -15,8 +15,7 @@ module.exports = class FaceAnalyzeCommand extends Command {
 				{
 					key: 'face',
 					prompt: 'What face do you want to scan?',
-					type: 'image',
-					default: msg => msg.author.displayAvatarURL({ format: 'png', size: 512 })
+					type: 'image'
 				}
 			]
 		});

commands/image-edit/illegal.js

@@ -0,0 +1,60 @@
+const { Command } = require('discord.js-commando');
+const { createCanvas, loadImage, registerFont } = require('canvas');
+const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags');
+const path = require('path');
+const { shortenText } = require('../../util/Canvas');
+registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Noto-Regular.ttf'), { family: 'Noto' });
+registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Noto-CJK.otf'), { family: 'Noto' });
+registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Noto-Emoji.ttf'), { family: 'Noto' });
+
+module.exports = class IllegalCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'illegal',
+			aliases: ['is-now-illegal', 'trump', 'first-order-of-business'],
+			group: 'image-edit',
+			memberName: 'illegal',
+			description: 'Makes President Trump make your text illegal.',
+			throttling: {
+				usages: 1,
+				duration: 10
+			},
+			clientPermissions: ['ATTACH_FILES'],
+			args: [
+				{
+					key: 'text',
+					prompt: 'What should the text of the bill be?',
+					type: 'string',
+					parse: text => text.toUpperCase()
+				},
+				{
+					key: 'isOrAre',
+					label: 'is or are',
+					prompt: 'Should the text use is or are?',
+					type: 'string',
+					default: 'is',
+					validate: isOrAre => {
+						if (['is', 'are'].includes(isOrAre.toLowerCase())) return true;
+						return 'Invalid is or are, please enter either is or are.';
+					},
+					parse: isOrAre => isOrAre.toUpperCase()
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	async run(msg, { text, isOrAre }) {
+		const base = await loadImage(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'images', 'illegal.png'));
+		const canvas = createCanvas(base.width, base.height);
+		const ctx = canvas.getContext('2d');
+		ctx.drawImage(base, 0, 0);
+		ctx.rotate(7 * (Math.PI / 180));
+		ctx.font = '37px Noto';
+		ctx.fillText(stripIndents`
+			${shortenText(ctx, text, 215)}
+			${isOrAre} NOW
+			ILLEGAL.
+		`, 690, 350);
+		return msg.say({ files: [{ attachment: canvas.toBuffer(), name: 'illegal.png' }] });
+	}
+};

commands/random/karen.js

@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+const { Command } = require('discord.js-commando');
+const { randomFromImgurAlbum } = require('../../util/Util');
+
+module.exports = class KarenCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'karen',
+			aliases: ['ayaya'],
+			group: 'random',
+			memberName: 'karen',
+			description: 'Responds with a random image of Karen.',
+			clientPermissions: ['ATTACH_FILES']
+		});
+	}
+
+	async run(msg) {
+		try {
+			const karen = await randomFromImgurAlbum('3oLAP');
+			return msg.say({ files: [karen] });
+		} catch (err) {
+			return msg.reply(`Oh no, an error occurred: \`${err.message}\`. Try again later!`);
+		}
+	}
+};

commands/search/http-cat.js

@@ -21,8 +21,8 @@ module.exports = class HTTPCatCommand extends Command {
 
 	async run(msg, { code }) {
 		try {
-			const { body, text } = await snekfetch.get(`https://http.cat/${code}.jpg`);
-			if (text.startsWith('<!DOCTYPE html>')) return msg.say('Could not find any results.');
+			const { body, headers } = await snekfetch.get(`https://http.cat/${code}.jpg`);
+			if (headers['content-type'] === 'text/html') return msg.say('Could not find any results.');
 			return msg.say({ files: [{ attachment: body, name: `${code}.jpg` }] });
 		} catch (err) {
 			return msg.reply(`Oh no, an error occurred: \`${err.message}\`. Try again later!`);

commands/util/ping.js

@@ -15,8 +15,9 @@ module.exports = class PingCommand extends Command {
 
 	async run(msg) {
 		const message = await msg.say('Pinging...');
+		const ping = Math.round(message.createdTimestamp - msg.createdTimestamp);
 		return message.edit(stripIndents`
-			🏓 Pong! \`${Math.round(message.createdTimestamp - msg.createdTimestamp)}ms\`
+			🏓 P${'o'.repeat(Math.ceil(ping / 100))}ng! \`${ping}ms\`
 			Heartbeat: \`${Math.round(this.client.ping)}ms\`
 		`);
 	}

package.json

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "xiao",
-	"version": "69.2.0",
+	"version": "69.3.0",
 	"description": "Your personal server companion.",
 	"main": "Xiao.js",
 	"scripts": {