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"{A}: Hey, {B}? Can I get some dating advice?\n{B}: Just because I’m with {C} doesn’t mean I know how I did it.",
"The squad is trying to con some random guy\n{A}: Um, {B}, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?\n{B}: We need money!\n{A}: You're scamming him?\n{B}: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?\n{A}: What?! No way!\n{B}: Why not? We already stole {C}!\n{C}: Hey guys\n{A}: No, we didn't. {C} can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!\n{C}: I wanna steal",
"{A}: Why are you on the floor?\n{B}: I'm depressed.\n{B}: Also I was stabbed, can you get {C}, please.",
"*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*\n{A}, joking: {B}'s just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions.\n{B}: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no fucking guarantee that a kid that comes into the _beginning_ of my crucible makes it to the _end_ of it undefeated.\n{B}: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With fuckin pros!\n{B}: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.\n{C}: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-\n{B}: YEAH, {I}. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH {I}. IM GONNA OPEN UP A _BUG TYPE_ POKEMON GYM. YOU _**IDIOT_**.\n{B}: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SHIT OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR.\n{A}: *Cracking up*\n{B}: YEAH, {I}. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you FUCKING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'\n{B}: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.\n{C}:\n{A}: Okaaay-\n{C}: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself...\n{A}: Maybe fire? Fire type?\n{C}: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?{B}: Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea {A} I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT _ONE_ KID WITH _ONE_ BLASTOISE CAN FUCK UP MY WHOLE SHOP.\n{B}: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. SHIT I SHOULD'VE-\n{C}: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!\n{B}, voice dripping with contempt: _**The same Blastoise..._**",
"*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*\n{A}, joking: {B}'s just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions.\n{B}: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no fucking guarantee that a kid that comes into the _beginning_ of my crucible makes it to the _end_ of it undefeated.\n{B}: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With fuckin pros!\n{B}: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.\n{C}: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-\n{B}: YEAH, {I}. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH {I}. IM GONNA OPEN UP A _BUG TYPE_ POKEMON GYM. YOU _**IDIOT**_.\n{B}: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SHIT OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR.\n{A}: *Cracking up*\n{B}: YEAH, {I}. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you FUCKING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'\n{B}: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.\n{C}:\n{A}: Okaaay-\n{C}: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself...\n{A}: Maybe fire? Fire type?\n{C}: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?{B}: Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea {A} I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT _ONE_ KID WITH _ONE_ BLASTOISE CAN FUCK UP MY WHOLE SHOP.\n{B}: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. SHIT I SHOULD'VE-\n{C}: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!\n{B}, voice dripping with contempt: _**The same Blastoise...**_",
"{A}: Are you sure this is the right direction?\n{B}: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!\n{C}: In that case, we're _definitely_ lost.",
"{A}: Naturally, _we_ are on the cutting edge of technology.\n{B}, amazed: Wow...\n{C}, to {B}: Well what does that mean?\n{B}: I don't know.\n{B}, to {A}: What does that mean?",
"{A}, trying to ask {B} out: Would you like to stay for dinner?\n{C}: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?",
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"{A}: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what {C} will and will not eat.\n{B}: Grass? Yes!\n{A}: Moss? Yes!!\n{B}: Leaves? Ohh, yes!\n{A}: Shoelaces? Strange but true!\n{B}: Worms? Sometimes!\n{A}: Rocks? Usually nah.\n{B}: Twigs? Usually!\n{A}: {E}'s cooking? Inconclusive!\n{D}: How did you… test this?\n{A}: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.\n{D}: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.\n{E}: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?",
"{A}: I’m an idiot.\n{B}:\n{C}:\n{D}:\n{E}:\n{A}:\n{B}: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.",
"{A}: Where's {B}, {C}, and {D}?\n{E}: They're playing hide and seek.\n{A}: Where?\n{E}: I don't think you get how this game works.",
"{A}: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...\n{D}: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!\n{E}: In your pantry!\n{A}: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?\n{D}: Is your friend here?\n{A}, motioning to {B}: Yeah.\n{D}, to {B}: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(\n{C}: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-\n{C}: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!\n{C}: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN\nEveryone else: No.\n{C}, to {D} and {E}: YOU FUCKIN _**BASTARDS_**\n{D}: YAAAAAAAAY!\n{E}: THE _PRESTIGE_!",
"{A}: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...\n{D}: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!\n{E}: In your pantry!\n{A}: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?\n{D}: Is your friend here?\n{A}, motioning to {B}: Yeah.\n{D}, to {B}: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(\n{C}: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-\n{C}: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!\n{C}: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN\nEveryone else: No.\n{C}, to {D} and {E}: YOU FUCKIN _**BASTARDS**_\n{D}: YAAAAAAAAY!\n{E}: THE _PRESTIGE_!",
"{A}: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!\n{D}: To the _city_?\n{A}: Yeah, no matter what!\n{E}: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?\n{A}: I... I don't know!\n{B}: Oh come off it, be serious!\n{A}: I _am_ serious!\n{B}: You're _insane_!\n{C}: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!\nEveryone:\n{A}: What???\n{C}: Or maybe it was a basset hound!\n{B}, panicked: YOU'RE _ALL_ INSANE!",
"{A}: Bye {B}! Bye {C}! Bye {D}! Bye {E}! Bye {B}!\n{C}: You said ‘bye {B}’ twice.\n{A}: I like {B}.",
"{A}: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?\n{B}: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.\n{A}: Three of us saw it, {B}. How do you explain that?\n{B}: *points at {C}* Sleep deprivation. *points at {D}* Paranoia. *points at {E}* Delusional personality disorder.",
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"{A}: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?\n{B}: Nope, absolutely not.\n{C}: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.\n{D}: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.\n{E}: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.\n{F}: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.",
"{A}: I CAN'T DO IT!\n{B}, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!\n{A}: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE\n{C}: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.\n{A}:\n{A}: I appreciate it,\n{A}: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-\n{D}: {A}-\n{A}: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!\n{E}: {A} we gotta-\n{A}: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.\n{A}: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'\n{A}, motioning to {F}: _**NOT FUCKING THIS**_",
"{A}: Just be yourself.\n{B}: 'Be myself'? {A}, I have one day to win {C} over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?\n{D}: Couple weeks.\n{E}: Six months.\n{F}: Jury’s still out.\n{B}: See, {A}?\n{B}: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?",
"*The squad is over at {A}'s house*\n{B}: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?\n{A}: ... N-No...\n{A}, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???\n{B}, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!\n{C}: I see a-\n{A}, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.\n{B}: Oh, well I-\n{A}: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*\n{A}, amazed: Its got a bake setting!\n{D}: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!\n{E}: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?\n{A}: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!\n{A}: I am someone who owns four ovens...\n{A}, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...\n{A}: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...\n{F}, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!\n{A}:\n{B}: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!\n{A}:\n{A}, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS _**FIVE OVENS_**",
"*The squad right before {A}'s wedding*\n{B}: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.\n{C}: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!\n{D}: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well\n{E}: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND\n{F}, panicked: _**I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE_**",
"*The squad is over at {A}'s house*\n{B}: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?\n{A}: ... N-No...\n{A}, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???\n{B}, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!\n{C}: I see a-\n{A}, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.\n{B}: Oh, well I-\n{A}: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*\n{A}, amazed: Its got a bake setting!\n{D}: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!\n{E}: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?\n{A}: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!\n{A}: I am someone who owns four ovens...\n{A}, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...\n{A}: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...\n{F}, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!\n{A}:\n{B}: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!\n{A}:\n{A}, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS _**FIVE OVENS**_",
"*The squad right before {A}'s wedding*\n{B}: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.\n{C}: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!\n{D}: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well\n{E}: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND\n{F}, panicked: _**I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE**_",
"{A}: Time for plan G.\n{B}: Don’t you mean plan B?\n{A}: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.\n{C}: What about plan D?\n{A}: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.\n{D}: What about plan E?\n{A}: I’m hoping not to use it. {E} dies in plan E.\n{F}: I like plan E.",
"{A}: We need to distract these guys\n{B}: Leave it to me\n{B}: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.\n{C}, {D}, and {E}: *Immediately begin arguing*\n{F}, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all."
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