Pills, thicc, and nitro Commands

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## Commands
Total: 479
Total: 482
### Utility:
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* **psycho-pass:** Determines your Crime Coefficient.
* **ship:** Ships two users together.
* **smash-or-pass:** Determines if a user is worthy of a smash or a pass.
* **thicc:** Determines how thicc you are.
### Single Response:
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* **its-joke:** It's joke!
* **just-do-it:** Sends a link to the "Just Do It!" motivational speech.
* **lenny:** Responds with the lenny face.
* **nitro:** Sends an image of a fake nitro giveaway.
* **spam:** Responds with a picture of Spam.
* **tableflip:** Flips a table... With animation!
* **wynaut:** Why not? Wynaut?
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* **new-password:** Sends a "Weak Password/Strong Password" meme with the passwords of your choice.
* **nike-ad:** Sends a "Believe in Something" Nike Ad meme with the text of your choice.
* **phoebe-teaching-joey:** Sends a "Phoebe Teaching Joey" meme with text of your choice.
* **pills:** Sends a "Hard to Swallow Pills" meme with the text of your choice.
* **plankton-plan:** Sends a Plankton's Plan meme with steps of your choice.
* **pogchamp:** Sends a pogchamp duplicated however many times you want.
* **scroll-of-truth:** Sends a "Scroll of Truth" meme with the text of your choice.
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* nike-ad ([Noto Font](https://www.google.com/get/noto/))
* periodic-table ([Noto Font](https://www.google.com/get/noto/))
* phoebe-teaching-joey ([Noto Font](https://www.google.com/get/noto/))
* pills ([Noto Font](https://www.google.com/get/noto/))
* plankton-plan ([Noto Font](https://www.google.com/get/noto/))
* scroll-of-truth ([Noto Font](https://www.google.com/get/noto/))
* sos ([Noto Font](https://www.google.com/get/noto/))
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* gun (Concept)
* hentai (Original Subreddit List)
* like (Concept)
* pills (Concept)
* pogchamp (Concept)
* porn (Original Subreddit List)
* simp (Concept)
* thicc (Concept)
* undertale (Concept)
* worse-than-hitler (Concept)
- [PAC-MAN Party](http://pacman.com/en/pac-man-games/pac-man-party)
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* waldo ([Concept](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/gkk7z1/wheres_waldo_game_created_by_me/))
- [u/LennyMcLennington](https://www.reddit.com/user/LennyMcLennington)
* dark-light ([Image](https://www.reddit.com/r/discordapp/comments/8t04ag/this_image_shows_different_text_depending_on/))
- [u/MoonlightCapital](https://www.reddit.com/user/MoonlightCapital/)
* nitro ([Image](https://www.reddit.com/r/discordapp/comments/a9fr7x/troll_your_friends_with_this/))
- [u/N1ffler](https://www.reddit.com/user/N1ffler/)
* sorting-hat ([Sorting Hat Quiz Analysis Data](https://www.reddit.com/r/Pottermore/comments/44os14/pottermore_sorting_hat_quiz_analysis/))
- [u/SupremeMemesXD](https://www.reddit.com/user/SupremeMemesXD/)
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* phoebe-teaching-joey ([Images, Original "Friends" TV Series](https://www.warnerbros.com/tv/friends/))
- [Wattpad](https://www.wattpad.com/)
* wattpad ([API](https://www.wattpad.com/developer/docs/api))
- [Why We Protest](https://whyweprotest.net/)
* hat ([Anon Hat Image](https://whyweprotest.net/threads/big-ass-guy-fawkes-mask-images-thread.22719/))
- [wikiHow](https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page)
* wikihow ([API](https://www.wikihow.com/api.php))
- [Wikipedia](https://www.wikipedia.org/)
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[
"anon",
"ash",
"birthday",
"christmas",
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url: 'https://www.stickpng.com/',
reason: 'Mask Hat Image',
reasonURL: 'https://www.stickpng.com/img/science/pandemic/white-surgical-face-mask-front-view'
},
{
name: 'Why We Protest',
url: 'https://whyweprotest.net/',
reason: 'Anon Hat Image',
reasonURL: 'https://whyweprotest.net/threads/big-ass-guy-fawkes-mask-images-thread.22719/'
}
],
args: [
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const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
const { createCanvas, loadImage, registerFont } = require('canvas');
const path = require('path');
const { wrapText } = require('../../util/Canvas');
registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Noto-Regular.ttf'), { family: 'Noto' });
registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Noto-CJK.otf'), { family: 'Noto' });
registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Noto-Emoji.ttf'), { family: 'Noto' });
module.exports = class PillsCommand extends Command {
constructor(client) {
super(client, {
name: 'pills',
aliases: ['hard-to-swallow-pills', 'hard-pills'],
group: 'edit-meme',
memberName: 'pills',
description: 'Sends a "Hard to Swallow Pills" meme with the text of your choice.',
throttling: {
usages: 1,
duration: 10
},
clientPermissions: ['ATTACH_FILES'],
credit: [
{
name: 'Overtime2005',
url: 'https://github.com/Overtime2005',
reason: 'Concept'
},
{
name: 'Google',
url: 'https://www.google.com/',
reason: 'Noto Font',
reasonURL: 'https://www.google.com/get/noto/'
}
],
args: [
{
key: 'text',
prompt: 'What do you want to be hard to swallow?',
type: 'string',
max: 500
}
]
});
}
async run(msg, { text }) {
const base = await loadImage(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'images', 'pills.png'));
const canvas = createCanvas(base.width, base.height);
const ctx = canvas.getContext('2d');
ctx.drawImage(base, 0, 0);
ctx.textAlign = 'center';
ctx.textBaseline = 'top';
ctx.font = '32px Noto';
let fontSize = 32;
while (ctx.measureText(text).width > 1260) {
fontSize--;
ctx.font = `${fontSize}px Noto`;
}
const lines = await wrapText(ctx, text, 280);
const topMost = 455 - (((fontSize * lines.length) / 2) + ((10 * (lines.length - 1)) / 2));
for (let i = 0; i < lines.length; i++) {
const height = topMost + ((fontSize + 10) * i);
ctx.fillText(lines[i], 183, height);
}
return msg.say({ files: [{ attachment: canvas.toBuffer(), name: 'pills.png' }] });
}
};
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{
key: 'emoji',
prompt: 'Which emoji would you like to get the image of?',
type: 'custom-emoji'
type: 'custom-emoji',
default: msg => msg.guild.emojis.cache.random()
}
]
});
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const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
const { MersenneTwister19937, integer } = require('random-js');
module.exports = class ThiccCommand extends Command {
constructor(client) {
super(client, {
name: 'thicc',
aliases: ['thick'],
group: 'random-seed',
memberName: 'thicc',
description: 'Determines how thicc you are.',
args: [
{
key: 'user',
prompt: 'What user do you want to determine the thiccness of?',
type: 'user',
default: msg => msg.author
}
],
credit: [
{
name: 'Overtime2005',
url: 'https://github.com/Overtime2005',
reason: 'Concept'
}
]
});
}
run(msg, { user }) {
if (this.client.isOwner(user)) {
if (user.id === msg.author.id) return msg.reply(`You are thi${'c'.repeat(100)}`);
return msg.reply(`They are thi. Not even one c.`);
}
const clientAuthor = user.id === this.client.user.id;
const random = MersenneTwister19937.seed(clientAuthor ? msg.author.id : user.id);
const length = integer(0, 100)(random);
let pronoun = 'They';
if (user.id === msg.author.id) pronoun = 'You'
return msg.reply(`${pronoun} are thi${'c'.repeat(clientAuthor ? length + 1 : length)}`);
}
};
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const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
const path = require('path');
module.exports = class NitroCommand extends Command {
constructor(client) {
super(client, {
name: 'nitro',
aliases: ['fake-nitro'],
group: 'single',
memberName: 'nitro',
description: 'Sends an image of a fake nitro giveaway.',
clientPermissions: ['ATTACH_FILES'],
url: [
{
name: 'u/MoonlightCapital',
url: 'https://www.reddit.com/user/MoonlightCapital/',
reason: 'Image',
reasonURL: 'https://www.reddit.com/r/discordapp/comments/a9fr7x/troll_your_friends_with_this/'
}
]
});
}
run(msg) {
return msg.say({ files: [path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'images', 'nitro.png')] });
}
};
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{
"name": "xiao",
"version": "116.22.0",
"version": "116.23.0",
"description": "Your personal server companion.",
"main": "Xiao.js",
"scripts": {