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Dragon Fire
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34 lines
2.4 KiB
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"{{name}} has a girlfriend, but he\ndoesn't post 56 photos a day about it.\n{{name}} likes to keep these things private.",
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"{{name}} is on the internet.\n{{name}} sees something that offends him.\n{{name}} moves on.",
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"{{name}} doesn't spam his friends\nwith Be Like Bill memes.",
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"{{name}} doesn't drive with his\nfog lights on when it isn't foggy.\n{{name}} knows this is annoying\nand dazzles other drivers.",
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"{{name}} doesn't talk to a friend when\nthat friend just woke up.",
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"{{name}} can afford a Mac but he\ngets a PC instead because\n{{name}} is not a dumbass.",
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"{{name}} does not play Candy Crush.\n{{name}} has a life.",
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"{{name}} is a jerk.",
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"{{name}} wakes up and sees it snowing outside.\n{{name}} doesn't post about it because\nhe knows his friends also have windows.",
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"{{name}} knows tomorrow is Monday.\n{{name}} doesn't post about it, because\nhe knows it happens every week.",
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"{{name}} doesn't shout at the TV\nwhen football is on.\n{{name}} knows they can't hear him.",
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"{{name}} pays attention in class instead of\nchatting with his friends on Discord.",
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"{{name}} has a good camera.\n{{name}} doesn't take useless photos\nand call himself a photographer.",
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"{{name}} doesn't beg for his PRs to get\nmerged when he had three merged today.",
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"{{name}} is a bad meme.\n{{name}} has a good sense of humor about it.",
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"{{name}} likes to play games with his nephew.\n{{name}} lets him win all the time.",
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"{{name}} meets Della.\n{{name}} loves Della.\nDella loves {{name}}.\n{{name}} and Della dump social networks.",
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"{{name}} sees your picture has only three likes.\n{{name}} presses like and comments\nwith a compliement.",
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"{{name}} bought a new car.\n{{name}} doesn't post pictures\nand tag 49 others about it.",
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"{{name}} is nice.",
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"{{name}} has the heart to tell the truth\nwhen his friends don't look very good.",
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"{{name}} likes dogs.\n{{name}} doesn't bring his dogs\nto your house uninvited.",
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"{{name}} likes to go bowling.\n{{name}} doesn't put up bumpers.",
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"{{name}} eats pant.",
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"{{name}} likes to use Xiao.\n{{name}} doesn't complain when\nit goes closed source.",
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"{{name}} loves to buy shoes.\n{{name}} doesn't buy 200 pairs for no reason.",
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"{{name}} doesn't like dogs.\n{{name}} doesn't complain on the internet\nbecause he knows no one cares.",
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"{{name}}.\nEnough said.",
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"{{name}} is a butt.",
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"{{name}} knows.",
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"{{name}} uses Discord's dark theme\nso he doesn't go blind."
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