xiao/commands/textedit/temmie.js

const commando = require('discord.js-commando');

const dictionary = {
	"i": "tem",
	"hi": "hoi",
	"that": "dat",
	"that's": "dat",
	"hello": "hoi",
	"me": "temmie",
	"goodbye": "boi",
	"bye": "boi",
	"later": "boi",
	"college": "colleg",
	"money": "muns",
	"food": "tem flakes",
	"snack": "tem flakes",
	"snacks": "tem flakes",
	"meal": "tem flakes",
	"meals": "tem flakes",
	"human": "hooman",
	"chocolate": "choco",
	"cute": "coot",
	"allergic": "allergics",
	"allergy": "allergics",
	"do": "dos",
	"does": "dos",
	"what": "ppppppppp...",
	"who": "ppppppppp...",
	"when": "ppppppppp...",
	"why": "ppppppppp...",
	"where": "ppppppppp...",
	"how": "ppppppppp...",
	"xd": "xd",
	"but": "b-but",
	"store": "tem shop",
	"restaurant": "tem shop",
	"shop": "tem shop",
	"temmie": "temmiy",
	"sick": "holves",
	"illness": "holves",
	"ill": "holves",
	"disease": "holves",
	"cat": "tem",
	"dog": 'tem',
	"hugs": "pets",
	"pats": "pets",
	"waves": "pets",
	"high-fives": "pets",
	"fistbumps": "pets",
	"hug": "pet",
	"pat": "pet",
	"wave": "pet",
	"high-five": "pet",
	"fistbump": "pet",
	"hungry": "hungr",
	"muscles": "not coot",
	"aw": "awwawa",
	"yikes": "omg!!!!!!",
	"ah": "omg!!!!!!",
	"oh": "omg!!!!!!",
	"yipe": "omg!!!!!!",
	"wait": "omg!!!!!!",
	"yes": "yee!!!!!!",
	"no": "no!!!!!!",
	"person": "bark",
	"monster": "munster",
	"monsters": "munsters",
	"great": "tem outta tem",
	"awesome": "tem outta tem",
	"cool": "tem outta tem",
	"nice": "tem outta tem",
	"good": "tem outta tem",
	"walks": "vibrates",
	"moves": "vibrates",
	"sits": "vibrates",
	"goes": "vibrates",
	"runs": "vibrates intensely",
	"climbs": "vibrates intensely",
	"escapes": "vibrates intensely",
	"normal": "bob",
	"hmm": "p...",
	"okay": "ok",
	"lol": "lel",
	"enemy": "special enemy",
	"villain": "special enemy",
	"bad guy": "special enemy",
	"badguy": "special enemy",
	"school": "skool",
	"um": "p...",
	"elizabeth": "ebears",
	"yeah": "yaya",
	"yea": "yaya",
	"uh-huh": "yaya",
	"vampire": "wampire",
	"tired": "*dies*",
	"exhausted": "*dies*",
	"bored": "*dies*",
	"annoyed": "*dies*",
	"irritated": "*dies*",
	"mad": "*dies*",
	"sleepy": "*dies*",
	"confused": "*dies*",
	"house": "tem villag",
	"home": "tem villag",
	"apartment": "tem villag",
	"world": "undergroun",
	"hotel": "mtt resort",
	"motel": "mtt resort",
	"inn": "mtt resort",
	"cash": "g",
	"gold": "g",
	"jewels": "g",
	"aaron": "not coot",
	"boy": "tim",
	"girl": "tem",
	"we": "tems",
	"you": "u",
	"your": "ur",
	"yours": "urs",
	"there": "dere"
};

function translateWord(word) {
	let wordTranslate = dictionary[word.toLowerCase()];
	if (wordTranslate === undefined) return word;
	else return applyCase(word, wordTranslate);
}

function applyCase(wordA, wordB) {
	if (wordA.length === 1 && wordB.length !== 1) return wordB;
	if (wordA === wordA.toUpperCase()) return wordB.toUpperCase();
	if (wordA === wordA.toLowerCase()) return wordB.toLowerCase();
	let firstChar = wordA.slice(0, 1);
	let otherChars = wordA.slice(1);
	if (firstChar === firstChar.toUpperCase() && otherChars === otherChars.toLowerCase()) {
		return wordB.slice(0, 1).toUpperCase() + wordB.slice(1).toLowerCase();
	}
	return wordB;
}

function isLetter(character) {
	if (character.search(/[a-zA-Z'-]/) === -1) return false;
	return true;
}

const translator = function(text) {
	let translatedText = "";
	let word = "";
	for (let i = 0; i < text.length; i += 1) {
		let character = text[i];
		if (isLetter(character)) {
			word += character;
		}
		else {
			if (word != "") {
				let wordTranslate = translateWord(word);
				translatedText += wordTranslate;
				word = "";
			}
			translatedText += character;
		}
	}

	if (word !== "") translatedText += translateWord(word);

	return translatedText;
};


module.exports = class TemmieCommand extends commando.Command {
	constructor(Client) {
		super(Client, {
			name: 'temmie',
			group: 'textedit',
			memberName: 'temmie',
			description: "Translate text to Temmie speak. (;temmie I am Temmie)",
			examples: [";temmie I am Temmie."]
		});
	}

	async run(message) {
		if (message.channel.type !== 'dm') {
			if (!message.channel.permissionsFor(this.client.user).hasPermission(['SEND_MESSAGES', 'READ_MESSAGES'])) return;
		}
		console.log("[Command] " + message.content);
		let thingToTranslate = message.content.split(" ").slice(1).join(" ");
		let temspeak = translator(thingToTranslate);
		let noing = temspeak.split("ing").join("in");
		let noExclaim = noing.split("!").join("!!!!111!11!1!!!1!!!1111!");
		let noApostrophe = noExclaim.split("'").join("");
		let translated = noApostrophe;
		message.channel.send(translated);
	}
};