# Xiao [](https://travis-ci.org/dragonfire535/xiao) [](https://www.paypal.me/dragonfire535) > This bot is not available for invite. Xiao is a Discord bot coded in JavaScript with [discord.js](https://discord.js.org/) using the [Commando](https://github.com/discordjs/Commando) command framework. With over 300 commands, she is one of the most feature-rich bots out there. ## Table of Contents - [Fun Information](#fun-information) - [Installing](#installing) * [Before You Begin](#before-you-begin) * [Windows](#windows) * [Mac](#mac) * [Ubuntu and other Debian-based systems](#ubuntu-and-other-debian-based-systems) - [Related Bots](#related-bots) - [Commands](#commands) * [Utility](#utility) * [Discord Information](#discord-information) * [Random Response](#random-response) * [Single Response](#single-response) * [Seeded Randomizers](#seeded-randomizers) * [Events](#events) * [Search](#search) * [Analyzers](#analyzers) * [Single-Player Games](#single-player-games) * [Multi-Player Games](#multi-player-games) * [Image Manipulation](#image-manipulation) * [Avatar Manipulation](#avatar-manipulation) * [Meme Generators](#meme-generators) * [Text Manipulation](#text-manipulation) * [Number Manipulation](#number-manipulation) * [NSFW](#nsfw) * [Other](#other) * [Roleplay](#roleplay) - [Licensing](#licensing) - [Credit](#credit) ## Fun Information - 340+ Commands - 15,000+ lines of JavaScript - 58,000+ lines of JSON data - 3 years of development - 3,000+ commits ## Installing ### Before You Begin 1. Make sure you have installed [Node.js](https://nodejs.org/en/) (you will need **at least v12.0.0**) and [Git](https://git-scm.com/). 2. Clone this repository with `git clone https://github.com/dragonfire535/xiao.git`. 3. Run `cd xiao` to move into the folder that you just created. 4. Create a file named `.env` and fill it out as shown in `.env.example`. ### Windows 1. Open an **ADMIN POWERSHELL** window and run `npm i -g --production windows-build-tools`. 2. [Follow these instructions to install the dependencies for `node-canvas`](https://github.com/Automattic/node-canvas/wiki/Installation:-Windows). 3. [Follow these instructions to install ffmpeg](https://www.wikihow.com/Install-FFmpeg-on-Windows). 4. Run `npm i --production` in the folder you cloned the bot. 5. Run `npm i -g pm2` to install PM2. 6. Run `pm2 start Xiao.js --name xiao` to run the bot. ### Mac 1. Use a real (cheaper!) OS to host your bot. 2. ??? 3. Profit. ### Ubuntu and other Debian-based systems 1. Run `apt update`. 2. Run `apt upgrade` to install the latest dependencies of your distro. 3. Run `apt install python` to install python. 4. Run `apt install ffmpeg` to install ffmpeg. 5. [Follow these instructions to install the dependencies for `node-canvas`](https://github.com/Automattic/node-canvas/wiki/Installation%3A-Ubuntu-and-other-Debian-based-systems). 6. Run `npm i --production` in the folder you cloned the bot. 7. Run `npm i -g pm2` to install PM2. 8. Run `pm2 start Xiao.js --name xiao` to run the bot. ## Related Bots * [Rando Cardrissian](https://github.com/dragonfire535/rando-cardrissian) is a Cards Against Humanity bot, whose features were originally built into Xiao. ## Commands Total: 353 ### Utility: * **eval:** Executes JavaScript code. * **changelog:** Responds with the bot's latest 10 commits. * **credit:** Responds with a command's credits list. * **donate:** Responds with the bot's donation links. * **help:** Displays a list of available commands, or detailed information for a specific command. * **info:** Responds with detailed bot information. * **invite:** Responds with the bot's invite links. * **options:** Responds with a list of server options. * **ping:** Checks the bot's ping to the Discord server. ### Discord Information: * **avatar:** Responds with a user's avatar. * **channel:** Responds with detailed information on a channel. * **discriminator:** Searches for other users with a certain discriminator. * **emoji-image:** Responds with an emoji's full-scale image. * **emoji-list:** Responds with a list of the server's custom emoji. * **emoji:** Responds with detailed information on an emoji. * **first-message:** Responds with the first message ever sent to a channel. * **id:** Responds with a user's ID. * **message-source:** Responds with a codeblock containing a message's contents. * **message:** Responds with detailed information on a message. * **role:** Responds with detailed information on a role. * **server:** Responds with detailed information on the server. * **user:** Responds with detailed information on a user. ### Random Response: * **8-ball:** Asks your question to the Magic 8 Ball. * **advice:** Responds with a random bit of advice. * **axis-cult:** Responds with a teaching of the Axis Cult. * **bird:** Responds with a random image of a bird. * **cat-fact:** Responds with a random cat fact. * **cat:** Responds with a random cat image. * **charlie-charlie:** Asks your question to Charlie. * **choose:** Chooses between options you provide. * **chuck-norris:** Responds with a random Chuck Norris joke. * **coin:** Flips a coin. * **compliment:** Compliments a user. * **dog-fact:** Responds with a random dog fact. * **dog:** Responds with a random dog image. * **draw-cards:** Draws a random hand of playing cards. * **duck:** Responds with a random duck image. * **fact-core:** Responds with a random Fact Core quote. * **fact:** Responds with a random fact. * **fidget:** Responds with a random image of Fidget. * **fortune:** Responds with a random fortune. * **fox:** Responds with a random fox image. * **github-zen:** Responds with a random GitHub design philosophy. * **joke:** Responds with a random joke. * **karen:** Responds with a random image of Karen. * **kiss-marry-kill:** Determines who to kiss, who to marry, and who to kill. * **light-novel-title:** Responds with a randomly generated Light Novel title. * **magic-conch:** Asks your question to the Magic Conch. * **meme:** Responds with a random meme. * **name:** Responds with a random name, with the gender of your choice. * **number-fact:** Responds with a random fact about a specific number. * **offspring:** Determines if your new child will be a boy or a girl. * **opinion:** Determines the opinion on something. * **oracle-turret:** Responds with a random Oracle Turret quote. * **pun:** Responds with a random pun. * **quantum-coin:** Flips a coin that lands on some form of nothing. * **quote:** Responds with a random quote. * **random-user:** Randomly chooses a member of the server. * **rate:** Rates something. * **roast:** Roasts a user. * **roll:** Rolls a dice with a maximum value of your choice. * **security-key:** Responds with a random security key. * **shiba:** Responds with a random image of a Shiba Inu. * **shower-thought:** Responds with a random shower thought, directly from r/Showerthoughts. * **smw-level:** Responds with a random Super Mario World level name. * **subreddit:** Responds with a random post from a subreddit. * **suggest-command:** Suggests a random command for you to try. * **superpower:** Responds with a random superpower. * **this-for-that:** So, basically, it's like a bot command for this dumb meme. * **waifu:** Responds with a randomly generated waifu and backstory. * **would-you-rather:** Responds with a random "Would you rather ...?" question. * **xiao:** Responds with a random image of Xiao Pai. ### Single Response: * **can-you-not:** Can YOU not? * **dark-light:** Determines whether you use dark or light theme. * **eat-pant:** Eat pant. * **eggs-get-laid:** Sends the ultimate roast. * **fly:** Sends a fake fly that looks surprisngly real. * **give-flower:** Gives Xiao Pai a flower. * **hi:** Hello. * **isnt-joke:** Isn't joke... * **its-joke:** It's joke! * **just-do-it:** Sends a link to the "Just Do It!" motivational speech. * **kazuma-kazuma:** Hai, Kazuma desu. * **lenny:** Responds with the lenny face. * **no-u:** no u * **spam:** Responds with a picture of Spam. * **suicide-hotline:** Responds with the phone number for the Suicide Hotline. * **tableflip:** Flips a table... With animation! * **unflip:** Unflips a flipped table. * **wynaut:** Why not? Wynaut? * **yoff:** Posts a picture that truly defines modern art. ### Seeded Randomizers: * **butt:** Determines a user's butt quality. * **coolness:** Determines a user's coolness. * **guess-looks:** Guesses what a user looks like. * **iq:** Determines a user's IQ. * **psycho-pass:** Determines your Crime Coefficient. * **ship:** Ships two users together. ### Events: * **apod:** Responds with today's Astronomy Picture of the Day. * **calendar:** Responds with today's holidays. * **days-until:** Responds with how many days there are until a certain date. * **doomsday-clock:** Responds with the current time of the Doomsday Clock. * **friday-the-13th:** Determines if today is Friday the 13th. * **google-doodle:** Responds with a Google Doodle, either the latest one or a random one from the past. * **horoscope:** Responds with today's horoscope for a specific Zodiac sign. * **humble-bundle:** Responds with the current Humble Bundle. * **is-tuesday:** Determines if today is Tuesday. * **neko-atsume-password:** Responds with today's Neko Atsume password. * **time:** Responds with the current time in a particular location. * **today-in-history:** Responds with an event that occurred today in history. ### Search: * **anime:** Searches AniList for your query, getting anime results. * **book:** Searches Google Books for a book. * **bulbapedia:** Searches Bulbapedia for your query. * **character:** Searches AniList for your query, getting character results. * **define:** Defines a word. * **derpibooru:** Responds with an image from Derpibooru. * **deviantart:** Responds with an image from a DeviantArt section, with optional query. * **giphy:** Searches Giphy for your query. * **github:** Responds with information on a GitHub repository. * **google-autofill:** Responds with a list of the Google Autofill results for a particular query. * **google:** Searches Google for your query. * **gravatar:** Responds with the Gravatar for an email. * **http-cat:** Responds with a cat for an HTTP status code. * **http-dog:** Responds with a dog for an HTTP status code. * **imgur:** Searches Imgur for your query. * **itunes:** Searches iTunes for your query. * **jisho:** Defines a word, but with Japanese. * **kickstarter:** Searches Kickstarter for your query. * **know-your-meme:** Searches Know Your Meme for your query. * **league-of-legends:** Responds with information on a League of Legends champion. * **manga:** Searches AniList for your query, getting manga results. * **map:** Responds with a map of a specific location. * **mayo-clinic:** Searches Mayo Clinic for your query. * **mdn:** Searches MDN for your query. * **movie:** Searches TMDB for your query, getting movie results. * **nasa:** Searches NASA's image archive for your query. * **neopet:** Responds with the image of a specific Neopet. * **neopets-item:** Responds with information on a specific Neopets item. * **npm:** Responds with information on an NPM package. * **osu:** Responds with information on an osu! user. * **periodic-table:** Finds an element on the periodic table. * **pokedex:** Searches the Pokédex for a Pokémon. * **recipe:** Searches for recipes based on your query. * **reddit:** Responds with information on a Reddit user. * **rotten-tomatoes:** Searches Rotten Tomatoes for your query. * **rule:** Responds with a rule of the internet. * **safebooru:** Responds with an image from Safebooru, with optional query. * **soundcloud:** Searches SoundCloud for your query. * **stack-overflow:** Searches Stack Overflow for your query. * **steam:** Searches Steam for your query. * **stocks:** Responds with the current stocks for a specific symbol. * **tenor:** Searches Tenor for your query. * **tumblr:** Responds with information on a Tumblr blog. * **tv-show:** Searches TMDB for your query, getting TV show results. * **twitter:** Responds with information on a Twitter user. * **urban:** Defines a word, but with Urban Dictionary. * **usps-tracking:** Gets tracking information for a package shipped via USPS. * **vocadb:** Searches VocaDB for your query. * **wattpad:** Searches Wattpad for your query. * **weather:** Responds with weather information for a specific location. * **wikia:** Searches a specific Wikia wiki for your query. * **wikihow:** Searches Wikihow for your query. * **wikipedia:** Searches Wikipedia for your query. * **xkcd:** Responds with an XKCD comic, either today's, a random one, or a specific one. * **youtube:** Searches YouTube for your query. * **yu-gi-oh:** Responds with info on a Yu-Gi-Oh! card. ### Analyzers: * **age:** Responds with how old someone born in a certain year is. * **character-count:** Responds with the character count of text. * **chinese-zodiac:** Responds with the Chinese Zodiac Sign for the given year. * **face:** Determines the race, gender, and age of a face. * **gender:** Determines the gender of a name. * **read-qr-code:** Reads a QR Code. * **scrabble-score:** Responds with the scrabble score of a word. * **severe-toxicity:** Determines the toxicity of text, but less sensitive to milder language. * **toxicity:** Determines the toxicity of text. * **what-anime:** Determines what anime a screenshot is from. * **zodiac-sign:** Responds with the Zodiac Sign for the given month/day. ### Single-Player Games: * **blackjack:** Play a game of blackjack. * **box-choosing:** Do you believe that there are choices in life? Taken from Higurashi Chapter 4. * **captcha:** Try to guess what the captcha says. * **chance:** Attempt to win with a 1 in 1000 (or your choice) chance of winning. * **doors:** Open the right door, and you win the money! Make the wrong choice, and you get the fire! * **fishy:** Go fishing. * **google-feud:** Attempt to determine the top suggestions for a Google search. * **hangman:** Prevent a man from being hanged by guessing a word as fast as you can. * **hunger-games:** Simulate a Hunger Games match with up to 24 tributes. * **lottery:** Attempt to win the lottery with 6 numbers. * **math-quiz:** See how fast you can answer a math problem in a given time limit. * **quiz:** Answer a quiz question. * **rock-paper-scissors:** Play Rock-Paper-Scissors. * **roulette:** Play a game of roulette. * **slots:** Play a game of slots. * **sorting-hat:** Take a quiz to determine your Hogwarts house. * **typing-test:** See how fast you can type a sentence in a given time limit. * **whos-that-pokemon:** Guess who that Pokémon is. ### Multi-Player Games: * **balloon-pop:** Don't let yourself be the last one to pump the balloon before it pops! * **battle:** Engage in a turn-based battle against another user or the AI. * **emoji-emoji-revolution:** Can you type arrow emoji faster than anyone else has ever typed them before? * **gunfight:** Engage in a western gunfight against another user. High noon. * **mafia-role:** Displays your current role during Mafia games. * **mafia:** Who is the Mafia? Who is the detective? Will the Mafia kill them all? * **quiz-duel:** Answer a series of quiz questions against an opponent. * **russian-roulette:** Who will pull the trigger and die first? * **tic-tac-toe:** Play a game of tic-tac-toe with another user. * **word-chain:** Try to come up with words that start with the last letter of your opponent's word. ### Image Manipulation: * **achievement:** Sends a Minecraft achievement with the text of your choice. * **approved:** Draws an "approved" stamp over an image or a user's avatar. * **circle:** Draws an image or a user's avatar as a circle. * **color:** Sends an image of the color you choose. * **contrast:** Draws an image or a user's avatar but with contrast. * **create-qr-code:** Converts text to a QR Code. * **distort:** Draws an image or a user's avatar but distorted. * **fire:** Draws a fiery border over an image or a user's avatar. * **frame:** Draws a frame around an image or a user's avatar. * **glitch:** Draws an image or a user's avatar but glitched. * **greyscale:** Draws an image or a user's avatar in greyscale. * **ifunny:** Draws an image with the iFunny logo. * **invert:** Draws an image or a user's avatar but inverted. * **minecraft-skin:** Sends the Minecraft skin for a user. * **needs-more-jpeg:** Draws an image or a user's avatar as a low quality JPEG. * **newspaper:** Creates a fake newspaper with the headline and body of your choice. * **pixelize:** Draws an image or a user's avatar pixelized. * **pokemon-fusion:** Fuses two Generation I Pokémon together. * **rainbow:** Draws a rainbow over an image or a user's avatar. * **rejected:** Draws a "rejected" stamp over an image or a user's avatar. * **robohash:** Creates a robot based on the text you provide. * **sepia:** Draws an image or a user's avatar in sepia. * **shields-io-badge:** Creates a badge from shields.io. * **silhouette:** Draws a silhouette of an image or a user's avatar. * **square:** Draws an image or a user's avatar as a square. * **tint:** Draws an image or a user's avatar but tinted a specific color. ### Avatar Manipulation: * **avatar-fusion:** Draws a a user's avatar over a user's avatar. * **bob-ross:** Draws a user's avatar over Bob Ross' canvas. * **challenger:** Draws a user's avatar over Super Smash Bros.'s "Challenger Approaching" screen. * **dexter:** Draws a user's avatar over the screen of Dexter from Pokémon. * **hat:** Draws a hat over a user's avatar. * **he-lives-in-you:** Draws a user's avatar over Simba from The Lion King's reflection. * **hearts:** Draws hearts around a user's avatar. * **i-have-the-power:** Draws a user's avatar over He-Man's face. * **look-at-this-photograph:** Draws a user's avatar over Nickelback's photograph. * **look-what-karen-have:** Draws a user's avatar over Karen's piece of paper. * **rip:** Draws a user's avatar over a gravestone. * **sip:** Draws a user's avatar sipping tea. * **steam-card:** Draws a user's avatar on a Steam Trading Card. * **steam-now-playing-classic:** Draws a user's avatar over a Steam "now playing" notification (old skin). * **steam-now-playing:** Draws a user's avatar over a Steam "now playing" notification. * **triggered:** Draws a user's avatar over the "Triggered" meme. * **wanted:** Draws a user's avatar over a wanted poster. * **yu-gi-oh-token:** Draws a user's avatar over a blank Yu-Gi-Oh! Token card. ### Meme Generators: * **3000-years:** Draws a user's avatar over Pokémon's "It's been 3000 years" meme. * **be-like-bill:** Sends a "Be Like Bill" meme with the name of your choice. * **beautiful:** Draws a user's avatar over Gravity Falls' "Oh, this? This is beautiful." meme. * **cursed-sponge:** Sends a cursed sponge duplicated however many times you want. * **dear-liberals:** Sends a "Dear Liberals" meme with words of your choice. * **demotivational:** Draws an image or a user's avatar and the text you specify as a demotivational poster. * **distracted-boyfriend:** Draws three user's avatars over the "Distracted Boyfriend" meme. * **drakeposting:** Draws two user's avatars over the "Drakeposting" meme. * **food-broke:** Draws a user's avatar over the "Food Broke" meme. * **girl-worth-fighting-for:** Draws a user's avatar as the object of Ling's affection. * **gru-plan:** Sends a Gru's Plan meme with steps of your choice. * **illegal:** Makes President Trump make your text illegal. * **kyon-gun:** Draws an image or a user's avatar behind Kyon shooting a gun. * **lisa-presentation:** Sends a "Lisa Presentation" meme with the presentation of your choice. * **meme-gen:** Sends a meme with the text and background of your choice. * **new-password:** Sends a "Weak Password/Strong Password" meme with the passwords of your choice. * **nike-ad:** Sends a "Believe in Something" Nike Ad meme with the text of your choice. * **plankton-plan:** Sends a Plankton's Plan meme with steps of your choice. * **sora-selfie:** Draws an image or a user's avatar behind Sora taking a selfie. * **spongebob-burn:** Sends a "Spongebob Throwing Something into a Fire" meme with words of your choice. * **thug-life:** Draws "Thug Life" over an image or a user's avatar. * **to-be-continued:** Draws an image with the "To Be Continued..." arrow. * **ultimate-tattoo:** Draws a user's avatar as "The Ultimate Tattoo". * **vietnam-flashbacks:** Edits Vietnam flashbacks behind an image or a user's avatar. * **worthless:** Draws a user's avatar over Gravity Falls' "Oh, this? This is worthless." meme. ### Text Manipulation: * **base64:** Converts text to/from Base64. * **binary:** Converts text to binary. * **braille:** Converts text to braille. * **brony-speak:** Converts text to brony speak. * **clap:** Sends 👏 text 👏 like 👏 this. * **cow-say:** Makes a cow say your text. * **cursive:** Converts text to cursive. * **dvorak:** Converts text to Dvorak encoding. * **embed:** Sends text in an embed. * **emojify:** Converts text to emoji form. * **fancy:** Converts text to fancy letters. * **hex:** Converts text to hex. * **latlmes:** Creates a Latlmes fake link that redirects to a rickroll. * **lmgtfy:** Creates a LMGTFY link with the query you provide. * **lowercase:** Converts text to lowercase. * **md5:** Creates a hash of text with the MD5 algorithm. * **mocking:** SenDs TexT lIkE ThiS. * **morse:** Converts text to morse code. * **nobody-name:** Converts a name into the Organization XIII style. * **owo:** OwO. * **pig-latin:** Converts text to pig latin. * **pirate:** Converts text to pirate. * **portal-send:** Send a message to a portal channel. * **repeat:** Repeat text over and over and over and over (etc). * **reverse:** Reverses text. * **say:** Make me say what you want, master. * **sha-1:** Creates a hash of text with the SHA-1 algorithm. * **sha-256:** Creates a hash of text with the SHA-256 algorithm. * **ship-name:** Creates a ship name from two names. * **shuffle:** Shuffles text. * **snake-speak:** Convertsssss text to sssssnake ssssspeak. * **spoiler-letter:** Sends text with each and every character as an individual spoiler. * **superscript:** Converts text to tiny text. * **tebahpla:** Reverses the alphabet of text. * **temmie:** Converts text to Temmie speak. * **translate:** Translates text to a specific language. * **unspoiler:** Removes all spoilers from a message. * **uppercase:** Converts text to uppercase. * **upside-down:** Flips text upside-down. * **url-decode:** Decodes URL characters to regular characters. * **url-encode:** Encodes text to URL-friendly characters. * **webhook:** Posts a message to the webhook defined in the bot owner's `process.env`. * **yoda:** Converts text to Yoda speak. * **zalgo:** Converts text to zalgo. ### Number Manipulation: * **currency:** Converts currency from one currency to another. * **final-grade:** Determines the grade you need to make on your final to get your desired course grade. * **grade:** Determines your grade on an assignment on an 100-point scale. * **gravity:** Determines weight on another planet. * **math:** Evaluates a math expression. * **prime:** Determines if a number is a prime number. * **roman:** Converts a number to roman numerals. * **scientific-notation:** Converts a number to scientific notation. * **units:** Converts units to/from other units. ### NSFW: * **brazzers:** Draws an image with the Brazzers logo in the corner. * **danbooru:** Responds with an image from Danbooru, with optional query. * **dick:** Determines your dick size. * **flickr:** Searches Flickr for your query... Maybe. ### Other: * **cleverbot:** Talk to Cleverbot. * **prune:** Deletes up to 99 messages from the current channel. * **rename-all:** Renames every member of the server. * **strawpoll:** Generates a Strawpoll with the options you provide. ### Roleplay: * **blush:** Blushes at a user. * **bro-hoof:** Gives a user a bro hoof. * **eat:** Feeds a user. * **fist-bump:** Fist-bumps a user. * **high-five:** High Fives a user. * **hold-hands:** Holds hands with a user. * **hug:** Hugs a user. * **kill:** Kills a user. * **kiss:** Kisses a user. * **pat:** Pats a user. * **poke:** Pokes a user. * **punch:** Punches a user. * **slap:** Slaps a user. * **sleep:** Puts a user to sleep. * **wake-up:** Wakes up a user. * **wave:** Waves at a user. * **wink:** Winks at a user. ## Licensing The bot is licensed under the GPL 3.0 license. See the file `LICENSE` for more information. If you plan to use any part of this source code in your own bot, I would be grateful if you would include some form of credit somewhere. ## Credit Xiao has a _lot_ of commands, and many of those commands use data or APIs from outside sources. This list is a list of every single site, user, and API used to make Xiao possible, and the commands they're used in. Thank you to everyone here. > Note: This _does not_ indicate support for the source. I might like them, I might detest them. - [Face++ Cognitive Services](https://www.faceplusplus.com/) * face - [Genderize.io](https://genderize.io/) * gender - [QR Code Generator's QR code API](http://goqr.me/api/) * read-qr-code * create-qr-code - [Scrabble](https://scrabble.hasbro.com/en-us) * scrabble-score - [Perspective API](https://www.perspectiveapi.com/#/) * severe-toxicity * toxicity - [WAIT: What Anime Is This?](https://trace.moe/) * what-anime - [Bob Ross](https://www.bobross.com/) * bob-ross - [Super Smash Bros.](https://www.smashbros.com/en_US/index.html) * challenger - [Pokémon TV](https://www.pokemon.com/us/pokemon-episodes/) * dexter * wynaut - [ClipArtHut](http://www.cliparthut.com/) * hat - [PNG Arts](https://www.pngarts.com/) * hat * frame - [misskatecuttables.com](https://www.misskatecuttables.com/) * hat - [WorldArtsMe](http://worldartsme.com/) * hat - [PinClipart](https://www.pinclipart.com/) * hat - [RedBubble - Akbar Mna](https://www.redbubble.com/en/people/akbarmna/shop) * hat - [KONOSUBA -God's blessing on this wonderful world!](http://konosuba.com/) * hat * axis-cult * kazuma-kazuma - [The Lion King](https://movies.disney.com/the-lion-king) * he-lives-in-you - [Jessica Knable](https://picsart.com/jessicaknable) * hearts - [Mattel](https://www.mattel.com/en-us) * i-have-the-power * 8-ball - [Nickelback - Photograph](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0DU4DoPP4) * look-at-this-photograph - [KINMOZA!](http://www.kinmosa.com/) * look-what-karen-have * karen * eggs-get-laid - [vician](https://www.123rf.com/profile_vician) * rip - [CoolClips.com](http://search.coolclips.com/) * sip - [Steam](https://store.steampowered.com/) * steam-card * steam-now-playing-classic * steam-now-playing * steam - [SinKillerJ Tachikawa](https://www.deviantart.com/sinkillerj) * steam-card - [Google Noto Fonts](https://www.google.com/get/noto/) * steam-card * steam-now-playing-classic * steam-now-playing * be-like-bill * demotivational * gru-plan * lisa-presentation * new-password * nike-ad * plankton-plan * spongebob-burn * periodic-table - [NotAWeebDev/Misaki](https://github.com/NotAWeebDev/Misaki) * triggered - [Tim's Printables](https://www.timvandevall.com/) * wanted - [Yu-Gi-Oh! Trading Card Game](https://www.yugioh-card.com/en/) * yu-gi-oh-token * yu-gi-oh - [Astronomy Picture of the Day](https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html) * apod - [Google Calendar API](https://developers.google.com/calendar/) * calendar - [Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists](https://thebulletin.org/) * doomsday-clock - [Google Doodles](https://www.google.com/doodles) * google-doodle - [The Astrologer by Kelli Fox](https://new.theastrologer.com/) * horoscope - [Humble Bundle](https://www.humblebundle.com/) * humble-bundle - [Neko Atsume: Kitty Collector](http://nekoatsume.com/en/) * neko-atsume-password - [List of tz database time zones](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tz_database_time_zones) * time - [Neopets](http://www.neopets.com/) * time * neopet * neopets-item - [muffinlabs - Today in History](http://history.muffinlabs.com/) * today-in-history - [Minecraft](https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/) * achievement * minecraft-skin - [Minecraft Achievement Generator](https://www.minecraftskinstealer.com/achievement/) * achievement - [Minecraftia Font](https://www.dafont.com/minecraftia.font) * achievement - [Redeeming God](https://redeeminggod.com/) * approved - [susi1959 - PicMix](https://en.picmix.com/profile/susi1959) * fire - [iFunny](https://ifunny.co/) * ifunny - [Mojang API](https://wiki.vg/Mojang_API) * minecraft-skin - [The Newspaper Clipping Generator](https://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp) * newspaper - [Pokémon](https://www.pokemon.com/us/) * pokemon-fusion * pokedex * whos-that-pokemon - [Pokemon Fusion](https://pokemon.alexonsager.net/) * pokemon-fusion - [People PNG](https://peoplepng.com/) * rejected - [RoboHash](https://robohash.org/) * robohash - [Shields.io](https://shields.io/) * shields-io-badge - [Pokémon X and Pokémon Y](https://www.pokemon.com/us/pokemon-video-games/pokemon-x-and-pokemon-y/) * 3000-years - [Gravity Falls](https://disneynow.go.com/shows/gravity-falls) * beautiful * worthless - [Spongebob Squarepants](https://www.nick.com/shows/spongebob-squarepants) * cursed-sponge - [Turning Point USA](https://www.tpusa.com/) * dear-liberals - [Oswald Font](https://fonts.google.com/specimen/Oswald) * dear-liberals - [Antonio Guillem](http://antonioguillem.com/) * distracted-boyfriend - [Drake - Hotline Bling](https://youtu.be/uxpDa-c-4Mc) * drakeposting - [@liltusk](https://twitter.com/liltusk) * food-broke - [Mulan](https://movies.disney.com/mulan) * girl-worth-fighting-for - [Despicable Me](http://www.despicable.me/) * gru-plan - [The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya](http://www.haruhi.tv/) * kyon-gun - [The Simpsons](http://www.simpsonsworld.com/) * lisa-presentation * eat-pant - [Impact Font](https://www.wfonts.com/font/impact) * meme-gen - [Nike](https://www.nike.com/) * nike-ad - [Spongebob](https://www.nick.com/shows/spongebob-squarepants) * plankton-plan * spongebob-burn - [Kingdom Hearts](https://www.kingdomhearts.com/home/us/) * sora-selfie * nobody-name - [pngimg.com](https://pngimg.com/) * thug-life - [JoJo's Bizzare Adventure](http://www.araki-jojo.com/) * to-be-continued - [Deathbulge](http://deathbulge.com/comics) * ultimate-tattoo - [Horst Faas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst_Faas) * vietnam-flashbacks - [PAC-MAN Party](http://pacman.com/en/pac-man-games/pac-man-party) * balloon-pop - [Open Trivia DB](https://opentdb.com/) * quiz-duel * quiz - [Moby Word Lists by Grady Ward](http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/3201) * word-chain * hangman - [Brazzers](https://www.brazzers.com/) * brazzers - [Danbooru](https://danbooru.donmai.us/) * danbooru - [Flickr API](https://www.flickr.com/services/api/) * flickr - [Foreign exchange rates API](https://exchangeratesapi.io/) * currency - [RogerHub Final Grade Calculator](https://rogerhub.com/final-grade-calculator/) * final-grade - [Planetary Fact Sheet - Ratio to Earth Values](https://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/planetary/factsheet/planet_table_ratio.html) * gravity - [Cleverbot API](https://www.cleverbot.com/api/) * cleverbot - [Straw Poll API](https://github.com/strawpoll/strawpoll/wiki/API) * strawpoll - [Advice Slip](https://adviceslip.com/) * advice - [Axis Order Bot](https://www.reddit.com/r/axisorderbot/wiki/index) * axis-cult - [shibe.online](https://shibe.online/) * bird * shiba - [random.cat](https://random.cat/) * cat - [Chuck Norris](https://chucknorris.com/) * chuck-norris - [The Internet Chuck Norris Database API](http://www.icndb.com/api/) * chuck-norris - [Dog API](https://dog.ceo/dog-api/) * dog - [Random-d.uk](https://random-d.uk/) * duck - [Portal 2](http://www.thinkwithportals.com/) * fact-core * oracle-turret - [Wikipedia](https://www.wikipedia.org/) * fact * wikipedia - [Dust: An Elysian Tail](https://www.noogy.com/main.html) * fidget - [Imgur API](https://apidocs.imgur.com/) * fidget * karen * xiao * blush * bro-hoof * eat * fist-bump * high-five * hold-hands * hug * kill * kiss * pat * poke * punch * slap * sleep * wake-up * wave * wink * imgur - [RandomFox](https://randomfox.ca/) * fox - [GitHub Zen API](https://api.github.com/zen) * github-zen - [LN title generator](https://salty-salty-studios.com/shiz/ln.php) * light-novel-title - [SpongeBob SquarePants](https://www.nick.com/shows/spongebob-squarepants) * magic-conch - [Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/) * meme * shower-thought * subreddit * reddit - [Numbers API](http://numbersapi.com/) * number-fact - [r/Showerthoughts](https://www.reddit.com/r/showerthoughts) * shower-thought - [Super Mario World](https://www.nintendo.co.jp/n02/shvc/mw/index.html) * smw-level - [List of Super Mario World levels](http://old.smwiki.net/wiki/List_of_Super_Mario_World_levels) * smw-level - [Superpower Wiki](https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Superpower_Wiki) * superpower - [Wait, what does your startup do?](http://itsthisforthat.com/) * this-for-that - [This Waifu Does Not Exist](https://www.thiswaifudoesnotexist.net/) * waifu - [Rune Factory 4](http://www.runefactory4.com/index1.html) * xiao * give-flower - [AniList API](https://anilist.gitbook.io/anilist-apiv2-docs/) * anime * character * manga - [Google Books API](https://developers.google.com/books/) * book - [Bulbapedia](https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Main_Page) * bulbapedia - [Merriam-Webster's Collegiate® Dictionary](https://dictionaryapi.com/products/api-collegiate-dictionary) * define - [Derpibooru](https://derpibooru.org/) * derpibooru - [DeviantArt API](https://www.deviantart.com/developers/) * deviantart - [GIPHY API](https://developers.giphy.com/) * giphy - [GitHub API](https://developer.github.com/v3/) * github * changelog - [Google](https://www.google.com/) * google-autofill * google * google-feud - [Google Custom Search API](https://cse.google.com/cse/all) * google - [LMGTFY](https://lmgtfy.com/) * google * lmgtfy - [Gravatar](https://en.gravatar.com/) * gravatar - [HTTP Cats](https://http.cat/) * http-cat - [HTTP Status Dogs](https://httpstatusdogs.com/) * http-dog - [iTunes Search API](https://affiliate.itunes.apple.com/resources/documentation/itunes-store-web-service-search-api/) * itunes - [List of ISO 639-2 codes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ISO_639-2_codes) * itunes - [Jisho](https://jisho.org/) * jisho - [Kickstarter](https://www.kickstarter.com/) * kickstarter - [Know Your Meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/) * know-your-meme - [Riot Games API](https://developer.riotgames.com/) * league-of-legends - [Maps Static API](https://developers.google.com/maps/documentation/maps-static/intro) * map - [Mayo Clinic](https://www.mayoclinic.org/) * mayo-clinic - [MDN Web Docs](https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/) * mdn - [The Movie Database API](https://www.themoviedb.org/documentation/api) * movie * tv-show - [NASA Open APIs](https://api.nasa.gov/) * nasa - [JellyNeo Item Database](https://items.jellyneo.net/) * neopets-item - [npm](https://www.npmjs.com/) * npm - [osu!api](https://github.com/ppy/osu-api/wiki) * osu - [Bowserinator/Periodic-Table-JSON](https://github.com/Bowserinator/Periodic-Table-JSON) * periodic-table - [PokéAPI](https://pokeapi.co/) * pokedex * whos-that-pokemon - [Serebii.net](https://www.serebii.net/index2.shtml) * pokedex * whos-that-pokemon - [Recipe Puppy API](http://www.recipepuppy.com/about/api/) * recipe - [Rotten Tomatoes](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/) * rotten-tomatoes - [Safebooru](https://safebooru.org/) * safebooru - [SoundCloud API](https://developers.soundcloud.com/) * soundcloud - [Stack Exchange API](https://api.stackexchange.com/docs) * stack-overflow - [Alpha Vantage](https://www.alphavantage.co/) * stocks - [Tenor API](https://tenor.com/gifapi/documentation) * tenor - [Tumblr API](https://www.tumblr.com/docs/en/api/v2) * tumblr - [Twitter API](https://developer.twitter.com/en/docs.html) * twitter - [Urban Dictionary API](https://github.com/zdict/zdict/wiki/Urban-dictionary-API-documentation) * urban - [USPS](https://www.usps.com/) * usps-tracking - [VocaDB Web API](https://vocadb.net/swagger/ui/index) * vocadb - [Wattpad API](https://www.wattpad.com/developer/docs/api) * wattpad - [OpenWeatherMap API](https://openweathermap.org/api) * weather - [FANDOM](https://www.fandom.com/) * wikia - [wikiHow](https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page) * wikihow - [xkcd](https://xkcd.com/) * xkcd - [YouTube Data API](https://developers.google.com/youtube/v3/) * youtube - [YGOPRODeck API](https://db.ygoprodeck.com/api-guide/) * yu-gi-oh - [iCrawl/Tohru](https://github.com/iCrawl/Tohru/blob/master/src/commands/fun/butts.js) * butt - [PSYCHO-PASS](http://psycho-pass.com/) * psycho-pass - [u/LennyMcLennington](https://www.reddit.com/r/discordapp/comments/8t04ag/this_image_shows_different_text_depending_on/) * dark-light - [u/AelinSA](https://www.reddit.com/r/discordapp/comments/9krnhr/preach_the_message_of_the_möth_with_this_magic/) * dark-light - [u/_Ebb](https://www.reddit.com/r/Ooer/comments/52z589/eat_pant_maaaaaaaan/) * eat-pant - [Shia LaBeouf "Just Do It" Motivational Speech](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0) * just-do-it - [SPAM Brand](https://www.spam.com/) * spam - [National Suicide Prevention Lifeline](https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/) * suicide-hotline - [07th Expansion](http://07th-expansion.net/) * box-choosing - [MangaGamer.com](https://www.mangagamer.com/) * box-choosing - [Higurashi When They Cry Hou - Ch.4 Himatsubushi](https://store.steampowered.com/app/526490/) * box-choosing - [Moms Typewriter Font](https://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/MomsTypewriter) * captcha - [Mythbusters](https://go.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters) * doors - [Monty Hall problem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Hall_problem) * doors - [Google Feud](http://www.googlefeud.com/) * google-feud - [BrantSteele Hunger Games Simulator](http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/reaping.php) * hunger-games - [Pottermore](https://my.pottermore.com/sorting) * sorting-hat - [Pottermore Sorting Hat Quiz analysis by u/N1ffler](https://www.reddit.com/r/Pottermore/comments/44os14/pottermore_sorting_hat_quiz_analysis/) * sorting-hat - [My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic](https://mylittlepony.hasbro.com/en-us) * brony-speak - [cowsay Online](http://cowsay.morecode.org/) * cow-say - [Latlmes](https://www.latlmes.com/) * latlmes - [UNDERTALE](https://undertale.com/) * temmie - [Google Translate](https://translate.google.com/) * translate - [The Yoda-Speak Generator](https://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/) * yoda - [PayPal](https://www.paypal.com/us/home) * donate