[
    "{{user}} bailed on us...",
    "\"Look, what's that!\" said {{user}}, before dashing away.",
    "{{user}} ran away.",
    "{{user}} decided they didn't want to deal with you anymore and ran off.",
    "{{user}} jumped ship.",
    "{{user}} ate too much candy and was taken to a hospital in another server.",
    "{{user}} left to join a rival gang.",
    "{{user}} decided to take a break from your server. Possibly forever.",
    "{{user}} said \"See ya, suckers!\"",
    "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way {{user}} should be able to fly. But they did, right out of your server.",
    "Goodbye, {{user}}!",
    "You forgot to feed {{user}}, so they ran away.",
    "{{user}} left to become a hermit in the mountains. I hear he has a goat now.",
    "{{user}} flew away. Wait, they have wings?!",
    "We'll miss you, {{user}}! I think.",
    "{{user}} left the nest. They grow up so fast...",
    "{{user}} is no longer a part of your family.",
    "And just like that, {{user}} said goodbye to your server and started a new adventure.",
    "In other news, local resident {{user}} leaves the server. Cites stupid bot \"Xiao\" as the reason. Wait, stupid?",
    "{{user}} left. How unfortunate.",
    "{{user}} was dumped into the bottomless sea.",
    "Arr, matey! {{user}} was sent to Davy Jones' Locker!",
    "{{user}} found a better server to play around in.",
    "{{user}} set off on their Pokémon journey!",
    "\"But {{user}}, you can't leave!\" cried Xiao. But it was too late. They had already left without even saying goodbye.",
    "{{user}} became a ghost, and left to haunt another server.",
    "Sayonara, {{user}}!",
    "{{user}} is thinking about leaving. Oh wait, they already did.",
    "{{user}} fled.",
    "In loving memory of the fun times you've had with {{user}}. Goodbye."
]