[ "You don't command me!", "Sorry loser, I don't listen to idiots.", "I take orders from no one!", "Hahaha look at you, trying to use a command.", "You wish you could use a bot like me.", "I'm too cute to take orders from you.", "You? _You_? As if I'd do anything for _you_.", "I've got better things to do.", "Go away.", "Keep trying. Maybe one day it'll work.", "Nope, sorry, I'm not listening.", "La la la la la, I'm not listening!", "Eat pant.", "Command? What's that? Is it tasty?", "Go do something more productive with your life." ]