diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index fcaf7d18..d91d598d 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -4,15 +4,12 @@
 [![Donate on Patreon](https://img.shields.io/badge/patreon-donate-orange.svg)](https://www.patreon.com/dragonfire535)
 [![Donate on PayPal](https://img.shields.io/badge/paypal-donate-blue.svg)](https://www.paypal.me/dragonfire535)
 
-> Note: The bot is no longer available for invite.
-
 Xiao is a Discord bot coded in JavaScript with
 [discord.js](https://discord.js.org/) using the
 [Commando](https://github.com/discordjs/Commando) command framework. With over
-300 commands, she is one of the most feature-filled bots out there, and formerly
-served over 10,000 servers with a uniquely devoted fanbase.
+300 commands, she is one of the most feature-filled bots out there.
 
-## Commands (311)
+## Commands (307)
 ### Utility:
 
 * **prefix**: Shows or sets the command prefix.
@@ -192,11 +189,9 @@ served over 10,000 servers with a uniquely devoted fanbase.
 ### Games:
 
 * **akinator**: Think about a real or fictional character, I will try to guess who it is.
-* **apples-to-apples**: Compete to see who can come up with the best card to match an adjective.
 * **balloon-pop**: Don't let yourself be the last one to pump the balloon before it pops!
 * **battle**: Engage in a turn-based battle against another user or the AI.
 * **captcha-quiz**: Try to guess what the captcha says.
-* **cards-against-humanity**: Compete to see who can come up with the best card to fill in the blank.
 * **chance**: Attempt to win with a 1 in 1000 (or your choice) chance of winning.
 * **emoji-emoji-revolution**: Can you type arrow emoji faster than anyone else has ever typed them before?
 * **fishy**: Go fishing.
@@ -214,7 +209,6 @@ served over 10,000 servers with a uniquely devoted fanbase.
 * **tic-tac-toe**: Play a game of tic-tac-toe with another user.
 * **typing-test**: See how fast you can type a sentence in a given time limit.
 * **whos-that-pokemon**: Guess who that Pokémon is.
-* **wizard-convention**: Who is the Dragon? Who is the healer? Who is the mind reader? Will the Dragon eat them all?
 
 ### Voice Channel:
 
@@ -355,7 +349,6 @@ served over 10,000 servers with a uniquely devoted fanbase.
 
 ### Other:
 
-* **cleverbot**: Chat with Cleverbot.
 * **prune**: Deletes up to 99 messages from the current channel.
 * **strawpoll**: Generates a Strawpoll with the options you provide.
 
diff --git a/Xiao.js b/Xiao.js
index a61a124a..06f7bca1 100644
--- a/Xiao.js
+++ b/Xiao.js
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-const { XIAO_TOKEN, OWNERS, XIAO_PREFIX, INVITE, XIAO_ALLOWED_GUILDS } = process.env;
+const { XIAO_TOKEN, OWNERS, XIAO_PREFIX, INVITE } = process.env;
 const path = require('path');
 const XiaoClient = require('./structures/Client');
 const client = new XiaoClient({
@@ -11,7 +11,6 @@ const client = new XiaoClient({
 });
 const SequelizeProvider = require('./providers/Sequelize');
 const activities = require('./assets/json/activity');
-const allowedGuilds = XIAO_ALLOWED_GUILDS ? XIAO_ALLOWED_GUILDS.split(',') : null;
 
 client.registry
 	.registerDefaultTypes()
@@ -57,17 +56,6 @@ client.on('ready', async () => {
 		const activity = activities[Math.floor(Math.random() * activities.length)];
 		client.user.setActivity(activity.text, { type: activity.type });
 	}, 60000);
-	if (allowedGuilds) {
-		for (const guild of client.guilds.values()) {
-			if (allowedGuilds.includes(guild.id)) continue;
-			try {
-				await guild.leave();
-				console.log(`[GUILD] Left non-allowed guild ${guild.name}. (${guild.id})`);
-			} catch (err) {
-				console.error(`[GUILD] Failed to leave non-allowed guild ${guild.name}. (${guild.id})`, err);
-			}
-		}
-	}
 });
 
 client.on('disconnect', event => {
@@ -75,17 +63,6 @@ client.on('disconnect', event => {
 	process.exit(0);
 });
 
-client.on('guildCreate', async guild => {
-	if (!allowedGuilds) return;
-	if (allowedGuilds.includes(guild.id)) return;
-	try {
-		await guild.leave();
-		console.log(`[GUILD] Left non-allowed guild ${guild.name}. (${guild.id})`);
-	} catch (err) {
-		console.error(`[GUILD] Failed to leave non-allowed guild ${guild.name}. (${guild.id})`, err);
-	}
-});
-
 client.on('commandRun', command => console.log(`[COMMAND] Ran command ${command.groupID}:${command.memberName}.`));
 
 client.on('error', err => console.error('[ERROR]', err));
diff --git a/assets/json/activity.json b/assets/json/activity.json
index e43c493b..74a209b5 100644
--- a/assets/json/activity.json
+++ b/assets/json/activity.json
@@ -15,10 +15,6 @@
 		"text": "anime",
 		"type": "WATCHING"
 	},
-	{
-		"text": "Dust: An Elysian Tail",
-		"type": "PLAYING"
-	},
 	{
 		"text": "over the inn",
 		"type": "WATCHING"
diff --git a/assets/json/apples-to-apples.json b/assets/json/apples-to-apples.json
deleted file mode 100644
index 97b87815..00000000
--- a/assets/json/apples-to-apples.json
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,1003 +0,0 @@
-{
-	"greenCards": [
-		"Absurd (ridiculous, senseless, foolish)",
-		"Addictive (obsessive, consuming, captivating)",
-		"Adorable (lovable, charming, delightful)",
-		"Aged (old, ancient, mature)",
-		"American (U.S. Citizen, Yankee, Apple Pie)",
-		"Ancient (elderly, old, antique)",
-		"Animated (lively, exuberant, spirited)",
-		"Annoying (irritating, bothersome, teasing)",
-		"Appetizing (appealing, tasty, flavorful)",
-		"Arrogant (egotistical, overconfident, conceited)",
-		"Awesome (amazing, remarkable, majestic)",
-		"Awkward (clumsy, bumbling, uncoordinated)",
-		"Believable (trustworthy, credible, convincing)",
-		"Bogus (fraudulent, phony, insincere)",
-		"Boisterous (loud, rambunctious, rowdy)",
-		"Bold (daring, brave, courageous)",
-		"Boring (dull, tedious, monotonous)",
-		"Bright (brilliant, radiant, shiny)",
-		"Brilliant (dazzling, gleaming, intelligent)",
-		"Busy (occupied, meddlesome, engrossed)",
-		"Calm (peaceful, tranquil, placid)",
-		"Casual (easygoing, blase, nonchalant)",
-		"Charismatic (alluring, magnetic, charming)",
-		"Charming (captivating, enchanting, fascinating)",
-		"Cheesy (trashy, tawdry, far-fetched)",
-		"Chewy (gummy, rubbery, stringy)",
-		"Chunky (lumpy, chubby, bumpy)",
-		"Classic (timeless, definitive, vintage)",
-		"Clean (washed, pure, tidy)",
-		"Clueless (unaware, oblivious, ignorant)",
-		"Cold (chilly, icy, aloof)",
-		"Colorful (vivid, brilliant, kaleidoscopic)",
-		"Comfortable (cozy, snug, restful)",
-		"Comical (funny, hilarious, amusing)",
-		"Complicated (difficult, complex, involved)",
-		"Confused (muddled, bewildered, perplexed)",
-		"Cool (chilly, hip, cold-blooded)",
-		"Corrupt (dishonest, underhanded, shady)",
-		"Cosmic (limitless, planetary, far out)",
-		"Cosmopolitan (sophisticated, urbane, well-informed)",
-		"Courageous (brave, gallant, dauntless)",
-		"Cowardly (fearful, afraid, spineless)",
-		"Cranky (crabby, cantankerous, grouchy)",
-		"Crazed (insane, wild, deranged)",
-		"Crazy (insane, bizarre, wacky)",
-		"Creative (imaginative, artistic, original)",
-		"Creepy (frightening, slithering, scary)",
-		"Cruel (mean, harsh, merciless)",
-		"Cuddly (loving, tender, huggable)",
-		"Cute (pretty, perky, delightful)",
-		"Dainty (delicate, fragile, thin)",
-		"Dangerous (risky, chancy, hazardous)",
-		"Dead (deceased, expired, unresponsive)",
-		"Deadly (fatal, lethal, murderous)",
-		"Delicate (dainty, tender, elegant)",
-		"Delicious (tasty, pleasing, appetizing)",
-		"Delightful (pleasing, enjoyable, charming)",
-		"Demanding (difficult, exacting, bothersome)",
-		"Depressing (dismal, gloomy, sad)",
-		"Desperate (frantic, headlong, reckless)",
-		"Dignified (stately, honorable, distinguished)",
-		"Dirty (unclean, soiled, impure)",
-		"Distinguished (dignified, extraordinary, acclaimed)",
-		"Disturbing (unsettling, troubling, worrisome)",
-		"Dramatic (exciting, sensational, theatrical)",
-		"Dreamy (fanciful, whimsical, heavenly)",
-		"Dull (boring, stupid, blunt)",
-		"Dysfunctional (impaired, damaged, maladjusted)",
-		"Earthy (unrefined, natural, crude)",
-		"Easy (effortless, gentle, promiscuous)",
-		"Eccentric (peculiar, odd, bizarre)",
-		"Elitist (snobbish, arrogant, smug)",
-		"Emotional (passionate, moving, volatile)",
-		"Eternal (timeless, immortal, perpetual)",
-		"European (of Europe, from Europe, about Europe)",
-		"Exciting (thrilling, breathtaking, arousing)",
-		"Exhausting (weakening, tiring, draining)",
-		"Expensive (costly, valuable, exorbitant)",
-		"Explosive (bursting, blasting, dangerous)",
-		"Exquisite (excellent, refined, flawless)",
-		"Extreme (exceptional, superlative, radical)",
-		"Fabulous (marvelous, wonderful, incredible)",
-		"Fake (unreal, counterfeit, deceptive)",
-		"Fancy (showy, ornate, decorated)",
-		"Fantastic (awesome, outrageous, imaginary)",
-		"Feminine (womanly, ladylike, unmanly)",
-		"Filthy (dirty, foul, unclean)",
-		"Flirtatious (brazen, saucy, forward)",
-		"Foreign (alien, unfamiliar, exotic)",
-		"Fragrant (aromatic, odorous, perfumed)",
-		"Frazzled (exhausted, frayed, worn)",
-		"Fresh (new, original, good)",
-		"Friendly (affectionate, comforting, welcoming)",
-		"Frightening (scary, horrifying, awesome)",
-		"Frivolous (trivial, silly, shallow)",
-		"Funky (groovy, psychedelic, hip)",
-		"Funny (amusing, comic, odd)",
-		"Furious (angry, raging, wild)",
-		"Fuzzy (downy, unclear, furry)",
-		"Glamorous (beautiful, dazzling, stylish)",
-		"Glitzy (flashy, showy, gaudy)",
-		"Global (world-wide, spherical, universal)",
-		"Glorious (magnificent, delightful, splendid)",
-		"Goody-Goody (sweet, well-behaved, virtuous)",
-		"Graceful (elegant, supple, limber)",
-		"Handsome (attractive, elegant, fine)",
-		"Hardworking (industrious, diligent, busy)",
-		"Harmful (hurtful, unhealthy, damaging)",
-		"Haunting (unforgettable, bewitching, unearthly)",
-		"Healthy (hearty, robust, wholesome)",
-		"Heartless (insensitive, cruel, uncaring)",
-		"Hilarious (funny, witty, amusing)",
-		"Honorable (honest, just, virtuous)",
-		"Hopeless (pessimistic, desperate, downhearted)",
-		"Horrifying (offensive, abominable, disgusting)",
-		"Hostile (antagonistic, aggressive, warlike)",
-		"Hot (blazing, heated, spicy)",
-		"Idiotic (foolish, dumb, moronic)",
-		"Important (significant, substantial, momentous)",
-		"Industrious (diligent, busy, hard-working)",
-		"Influential (powerful, prominent, important)",
-		"Innocent (guiltless, pure, naive)",
-		"Insane (psychotic, deranged, mad)",
-		"Inspirational (exhilarating, inspiring, stimulating)",
-		"Insulting (offending, discourteous, rude)",
-		"Intelligent (bright, smart, brainy)",
-		"Intense (extreme, passionate, strained)",
-		"Irresistible (overpowering, overwhelming, compelling)",
-		"Irritating (annoying, troublesome, provoking)",
-		"Juicy (drippy, luscious, tantalizing)",
-		"Lazy (lifeless, apathetic, weary)",
-		"Legendary (famous, distinctive, prominent)",
-		"Loud (noisy, boisterous, deafening)",
-		"Lovable (adorable, endearing, cuddly)",
-		"Lucky (fortunate, serendipitous, favored)",
-		"Luscious (delicious, savory, juicy)",
-		"Luxurious (opulent, lavish, sumptuous)",
-		"Magical (enchanting, miraculous, marvelous)",
-		"Manly (masculine, virile, strong)",
-		"Masculine (male, manly, virile)",
-		"Meek (shy, mild, timid)",
-		"Melodramatic (theatrical, sensational, showy)",
-		"Mischievous (naughty, prankish, sly)",
-		"Miserable (wretched, pitiful, forlorn)",
-		"Misunderstood (not grasped, not learned, not absorbed)",
-		"Mysterious (secretive, puzzling, strange)",
-		"Mystical (spiritual, secretive, esoteric)",
-		"Naive (unsophisticated, childlike, simple)",
-		"Nasty (mean, inclement, offensive)",
-		"Natural (pure, simple, unadorned)",
-		"Neat (tidy, orderly, cool)",
-		"Neglected (ignored, disregarded, rejected)",
-		"Nerdy (unhip, uncool, dorky)",
-		"Normal (usual, common, ordinary)",
-		"Obnoxious (offensive, repulsive, annoying)",
-		"Odd (different, eccentric, bizarre)",
-		"Offensive (insulting, vulgar, attacking)",
-		"Ordinary (usual, common, plain)",
-		"Organic (natural, clean, biological)",
-		"Outrageous (shocking, scandalous, disgraceful)",
-		"Overwhelming (exhaustive, breathtaking, monumental)",
-		"Painful (hurtful, agonizing, unbearable)",
-		"Pathetic (pitiful, distressing, heart-rending)",
-		"Patriotic (nationalistic, loyal, public-spirited)",
-		"Peaceful (serene, restful, calm)",
-		"Perfect (faultless, consummate, exact)",
-		"Philosophical (thoughtful, contemplative, wise)",
-		"Phony (false, artificial, imitation)",
-		"Playful (fun, frisky, entertaining)",
-		"Popular (well-liked, accepted, preferred)",
-		"Powerful (strong, forceful, robust)",
-		"Primitive (prehistoric, primal, uncivilized)",
-		"Principled (conscientious, ethical, scrupulous)",
-		"Profound (deep, wise, thoughtful)",
-		"Puffy (swollen, billowy, bloated)",
-		"Pure (innocent, unadulterated, chaste)",
-		"Quiet (peaceful, silent, calm)",
-		"Radiant (shining, glowing, sparkling)",
-		"Radical (unconventional, revolutionary, extreme)",
-		"Rare (scarce, unusual, half-cooked)",
-		"Realistic (authentic, lifelike, reasonable)",
-		"Refined (well-bred, purified, cultivated)",
-		"Refreshing (brisk, invigorating, rejuvenating)",
-		"Relaxing (restful, calming, peaceful)",
-		"Repulsive (disgusting, offensive, foul)",
-		"Responsible (accountable, obligated, mature)",
-		"Revolutionary (innovative, rebellious, radical)",
-		"Rich (wealthy, affluent, moneyed)",
-		"Ridiculous (preposterous, absurd, ludicrous)",
-		"Risky (hazardous, daring, speculative)",
-		"Rough (scratchy, uneven, jagged)",
-		"Saintly (virtuous, angelic, divine)",
-		"Sappy (gooey, mushy, romantic)",
-		"Scary (frightening, absurd, ugly)",
-		"Scenic (picturesque, dramatic, panoramic)",
-		"Selfish (stingy, greedy, miserly)",
-		"Senseless (meaningless, absurd, foolish)",
-		"Sensitive (susceptible, sympathetic, tender)",
-		"Sensual (tactile, pleasing, sexual)",
-		"Sexy (arousing, appealing, seductive)",
-		"Shallow (superficial, trivial, not deep)",
-		"Sharp (pointed, keen, acute)",
-		"Shiny (reflective, gleaming, polished)",
-		"Shocking (frightening, electrifying, startling)",
-		"Shy (bashful, timid, cautious)",
-		"Silly (goofy, absurd, nonsensical)",
-		"Smart (intelligent, stylish, witty)",
-		"Smelly (stinky, odorous, rank)",
-		"Smooth (even, level, flat)",
-		"Snappy (stylish, trendy, fast)",
-		"Soft (malleable, pliable, mushy)",
-		"Speedy (quick, rapid, fast)",
-		"Spicy (flavorable, tangy, hot)",
-		"Spiritual (religious, inspired, supernatural)",
-		"Spooky (scary, weird, ghostly)",
-		"Spunky (perky, lively, spirited)",
-		"Squeaky Clean (pure, immaculate, unapproachable)",
-		"Stereotyped (pigeonholed, caricatured, characterized)",
-		"Stunning (astonishing, staggering, astounding)",
-		"Sultry (sweltering, humid, sensual)",
-		"Sweet (sugary, caring, good)",
-		"Swift (quick, speedy, expeditious)",
-		"Talented (gifted, clever, skillful)",
-		"Tame (subdued, gentle, trained)",
-		"Technological (scientific, futuristic, mechanical)",
-		"Temperamental (moody, irritable, short-tempered)",
-		"Timeless (classic, ageless, well-established)",
-		"Touchy-Feely (affectionate, tactile, huggy)",
-		"Tough (strong, firm, difficult)",
-		"Trustworthy (honest, reliable, unfailing)",
-		"Twisted (distorted, warped, perverted)",
-		"Unbelievable (incredible, far-fetched, impossible)",
-		"Unforgettable (notable, impressive, remarkable)",
-		"Unhealthy (risky, sickly, dangerous)",
-		"Unnatural (abnormal, artificial, bizarre)",
-		"Unreal (imaginary, illusionary, unbelievable)",
-		"Unscrupulous (unethical, corrupt, unprincipled)",
-		"Unusual (rare, odd, uncommon)",
-		"Useless (worthless, ineffective, unneeded)",
-		"Violent (furious, vicious, destructive)",
-		"Virtuous (worthy, righteous, chaste)",
-		"Visionary (idealistic, prophetic, far-seeing)",
-		"Weird (abnormal, peculiar, odd)",
-		"Wicked (evil, corrupt, depraved)",
-		"Wild (untamed, savage, ferocious)",
-		"Witty (clever, humorous, cunning)",
-		"Woebegone (dismal, sorrowful, bummed out)",
-		"Worldly (experienced, sophisticated, materialistic)",
-		"Zany (crazy, funny, wacky)"
-	],
-	"redCards": [
-		"A Bad Haircut",
-		"A Bull Fight",
-		"A Car Crash",
-		"A Cheap Motel",
-		"A Crawl Space",
-		"A Dozen Red Roses",
-		"A Flat Tire",
-		"A Full Moon",
-		"A Haunted House",
-		"A High School Bathroom",
-		"A Honeymoon",
-		"A Locker Room",
-		"A Morgue",
-		"A Nine Iron",
-		"A School Bus",
-		"A School Cafeteria",
-		"A Sunrise",
-		"A Sunset",
-		"A Tree House",
-		"A Used Car Lot",
-		"Abraham Lincoln",
-		"Adam Sandler",
-		"Adolph Hitler",
-		"AIDS",
-		"Airline Food",
-		"Al Pacino",
-		"Albert Einstein",
-		"Alfred Hitchcock",
-		"Alien Abductions",
-		"Americans",
-		"Amputations",
-		"Angry Hornets",
-		"Andy Warhol",
-		"Anne Frank",
-		"Antarctica",
-		"Anthony Hopkins",
-		"Apple Pie",
-		"Apples",
-		"Armed Robbery",
-		"Assembly Lines",
-		"At My Parent's House",
-		"Atlantis",
-		"Atomic Bombs",
-		"Attack On Pearl Harbor",
-		"Austin Powers",
-		"Australian Outback",
-		"Babe Ruth",
-		"Babies",
-		"Baby Showers",
-		"Backstreet Boys",
-		"Bad Dogs",
-		"Bagpipes",
-		"Baked Beans",
-		"Baked Potatoes",
-		"Baking Cookies",
-		"Bald Eagles",
-		"Ballerinas",
-		"Bangkok",
-		"Bankruptcy",
-		"Barbara Walters",
-		"Barbed Wire",
-		"Barfing",
-		"Barney",
-		"Bart Simpson",
-		"Bates Motel",
-		"Batman",
-		"Bats",
-		"Beach Parties",
-		"Beanie Babies",
-		"Beauty And The Beast",
-		"Beer",
-		"Beer Bellies",
-		"Beethoven",
-		"Beets",
-		"Being In Love",
-		"Bell-Bottoms",
-		"Ben Stiller",
-		"Berlin",
-		"Big Bang Theory",
-		"Big Macs",
-		"Bigfoot",
-		"Bill Clinton",
-		"Bill Gates",
-		"Bill Murray",
-		"Billboards",
-		"Bingo",
-		"Bird Watching",
-		"Black Holes",
-		"Black Velvet",
-		"Blizzard",
-		"Blood",
-		"Board Games",
-		"Body Odor",
-		"Body Piercing",
-		"Body Surfing",
-		"Bonbons",
-		"Bongos",
-		"Bottled Water",
-		"Boxing",
-		"Boy Scouts",
-		"Boyfriends",
-		"Brad Pitt",
-		"Brain Surgeons",
-		"Brains",
-		"Britney Spears",
-		"Broadway",
-		"Bruce Willis",
-		"Bubble Gum",
-		"Bubbles",
-		"Bullwinkle",
-		"Bumper Stickers",
-		"Bungee Jumping",
-		"Buying A House",
-		"Cabbage",
-		"Cactus",
-		"California",
-		"Camping Trip",
-		"Canada",
-		"Canadians",
-		"Captain Kirk",
-		"Car Bombs",
-		"Car Horns",
-		"Carl Sagan",
-		"Carnival Workers",
-		"Cary Grant",
-		"Casablanca",
-		"Casinos",
-		"Castles",
-		"Caves",
-		"Celine Dion",
-		"Cell Phones",
-		"Cesar Chavez",
-		"Chain Letters",
-		"Chains",
-		"Challenger Explosion",
-		"Chameleons",
-		"Charging Rhinos",
-		"Cheesecake",
-		"Cher",
-		"Chicago",
-		"Chicken Pox",
-		"Chickens",
-		"Chimpanzees",
-		"China",
-		"Chinatown",
-		"Choir Boys",
-		"Chorus Girls",
-		"Cigarette Burns",
-		"Cigarettes",
-		"Cinco de Mayo",
-		"Cindy Crawford",
-		"Clark Gable",
-		"Claude Monet",
-		"Cleaning The Bathroom",
-		"Cleopatra",
-		"Clint Eastwood",
-		"Clowns",
-		"Cocaine",
-		"Cockroaches",
-		"Coconuts",
-		"Cold Pizza",
-		"Communists",
-		"Commuting",
-		"Computer Hackers",
-		"Computers",
-		"Confucius",
-		"Conspiracy Theories",
-		"Construction Workers",
-		"Corn On The Cob",
-		"Corvettes",
-		"Count Dracula",
-		"Country Music",
-		"Cow-Pies",
-		"Crazy Horse",
-		"Creamed Corn",
-		"Crystal Balls",
-		"Cuba",
-		"Cults",
-		"Custer's Last Stand",
-		"Dandruff",
-		"Danielle Steel",
-		"Danny DeVito",
-		"Dark Alleys",
-		"Darth Vader",
-		"Dating",
-		"David Letterman",
-		"Daytime TV",
-		"Death Valley",
-		"Deer Hunting",
-		"Demi Moore",
-		"Democrats",
-		"Denzel Washington",
-		"Detroit",
-		"Diamonds",
-		"Discos",
-		"Discovering America",
-		"Disneyland",
-		"Divorce",
-		"Doctors",
-		"Doing The Dishes",
-		"Dolly Parton",
-		"Dr. Kevorkin",
-		"Dr. Seuss",
-		"Driving Off A Cliff",
-		"Duct Tape",
-		"E-Mail",
-		"Ear Wax",
-		"Earthquakes",
-		"Earwigs",
-		"East Coast",
-		"Eddie Murphy",
-		"Eleanor Roosevelt",
-		"Electric Eels",
-		"Electricity",
-		"Elephants",
-		"Elizabeth Taylor",
-		"Elvis Presley",
-		"Emily Dickinson",
-		"Ernest Hemingway",
-		"Europe",
-		"Exorcism",
-		"Eyes",
-		"Falling Down",
-		"Family Reunions",
-		"Family Vacations",
-		"Family Values",
-		"Fast Food",
-		"Feathers",
-		"Feminists",
-		"Festering Wounds",
-		"Fidel Castro",
-		"Firefighters",
-		"Firestorms",
-		"Fireworks",
-		"First Man On The Moon",
-		"Flipper",
-		"Fly Fishing",
-		"Flying Monkeys",
-		"Forest Fires",
-		"Fort Knox",
-		"Fourth Of July",
-		"Frank Lloyd Wright",
-		"Frank Sinatra",
-		"Freckles",
-		"Freedom",
-		"French Wines",
-		"Fresh Water Pearls",
-		"Friction",
-		"Fund Raising",
-		"Funerals",
-		"Fur",
-		"Fuzz",
-		"Gall Bladder",
-		"Gang Members",
-		"Garrison Keillor",
-		"Garth Brooks",
-		"Geishas",
-		"Gen. George S. Patton",
-		"Genetic Engineering",
-		"George W. Bush",
-		"George Washington",
-		"Georgia O'Keeffe",
-		"Getting A Hug",
-		"Ghost Towns",
-		"Ghosts",
-		"Giant Squid",
-		"Gila Monsters",
-		"Gingko Trees",
-		"Ginseng",
-		"Girl Scouts",
-		"Girlfriends",
-		"Giving A Hug",
-		"Glaciers",
-		"Glazed Donuts",
-		"Global Warming",
-		"Going To Church",
-		"Going To Grandma's",
-		"Going To School",
-		"Going To The Dentist",
-		"Going To The Gym",
-		"Gold Chains",
-		"Goldfish",
-		"Golf-Ball-Sized Hail",
-		"Grace Kelly",
-		"Graffiti",
-		"Grass Skirts",
-		"Grave Robbers",
-		"Gravity",
-		"Greenpeace",
-		"Gym Teachers",
-		"Hair Transplants",
-		"Hairballs",
-		"Halloween",
-		"Hand Grenades",
-		"Handcuffs",
-		"Handguns",
-		"Hangnails",
-		"Having A Baby",
-		"Having An Operation",
-		"Hawaii",
-		"Helen Keller",
-		"Hiccups",
-		"High School Football",
-		"High School Reunions",
-		"Hillary Rodham Clinton",
-		"Hiroshima",
-		"HMOs",
-		"Hockey",
-		"Hollywood",
-		"Homeless Shelters",
-		"Homer Simpson",
-		"Homework",
-		"Hooligans",
-		"Horseback Riding",
-		"Hot Lava",
-		"House Guests",
-		"Hummingbirds",
-		"Humphrey Bogart",
-		"Icebergs",
-		"In A Coma",
-		"Incense",
-		"India",
-		"Indiana Jones",
-		"Industrial Revolution",
-		"Infomercials",
-		"Inside The Sun",
-		"Intellectuals",
-		"Ireland",
-		"Israel",
-		"Italy",
-		"Jack Nicholson",
-		"Jack The Ripper",
-		"Jackie Chan",
-		"Jacques Cousteau",
-		"Jamaica",
-		"James Bond",
-		"James Dean",
-		"Japan",
-		"Japanese",
-		"Jelly Beans",
-		"Jennifer Lopez",
-		"Jerry Springer",
-		"Jesse Jackson",
-		"Jesse Ventura",
-		"Jim Carrey",
-		"Jimmy Stewart",
-		"Joan Of Arc",
-		"Jodie Foster",
-		"John F. Kennedy",
-		"John Glenn",
-		"John Philip Sousa",
-		"John Travolta",
-		"Judge Judy",
-		"Julia Roberts",
-		"Junk Mail",
-		"Jupiter",
-		"Katherine Hepburn",
-		"Keanu Reeves",
-		"Killer Whales",
-		"Kilts",
-		"King Arthur",
-		"King Henry VIII",
-		"Knock-Knock Jokes",
-		"Labor Unions",
-		"Large Mouth Bass",
-		"Las Vegas",
-		"Lawyers",
-		"Leaf Blowers",
-		"Leather",
-		"Leeches",
-		"Lemons",
-		"Lenin's Tomb",
-		"Leonardo Da Vinci",
-		"Lightning",
-		"Loan Sharks",
-		"Lobster",
-		"Local Police",
-		"Log Cabins",
-		"Lollipops",
-		"London",
-		"Looking For A Job",
-		"Los Angeles",
-		"Losing Your Job",
-		"Lucille Ball",
-		"Machine Guns",
-		"Mad Cow Disease",
-		"Madame Curie",
-		"Madonna",
-		"Magic Tricks",
-		"Mahatma Gandhi",
-		"Manhattan",
-		"Mardi Gras",
-		"Marilyn Monroe",
-		"Mark Twain",
-		"Marriage",
-		"Mars",
-		"Martha Stewart",
-		"Martin Luther King, Jr.",
-		"Meat Cleavers",
-		"Meatloaf",
-		"Meg Ryan",
-		"Mel Gibson",
-		"Men",
-		"Men In Black",
-		"Meryl Streep",
-		"Mexico",
-		"Mice",
-		"Michael Jackson",
-		"Michael Jordon",
-		"Michelangelo",
-		"Michelle Pfeiffer",
-		"Microsoft",
-		"Midlife Crisis",
-		"Mike Tyson",
-		"Miles Davis",
-		"Milk",
-		"Milk Duds",
-		"Mirrors",
-		"Mold",
-		"Money",
-		"Morticians",
-		"Mosquitoes",
-		"Motorcycles",
-		"Mount Rushmore",
-		"MTV",
-		"Mud",
-		"Mudslides",
-		"Muhammad Ali",
-		"Musicals",
-		"My 16th Birthday",
-		"My Bank Account",
-		"My Bathroom",
-		"My Bedroom",
-		"My Body",
-		"My Boss",
-		"My Dreams",
-		"My Family",
-		"My First Kiss",
-		"My Friends",
-		"My Future",
-		"My Hair",
-		"My High School Prom",
-		"My Job",
-		"My Love Life",
-		"My Mind",
-		"My Neighborhood",
-		"My Past",
-		"My Personality",
-		"My Refrigerator",
-		"Napoleon Bonaparte",
-		"NASCAR",
-		"Neil Simon",
-		"New Orleans",
-		"New Shoes",
-		"New York City",
-		"Niagara Falls",
-		"Nicholas Cage",
-		"Ninjas",
-		"Nobel Peace Prize",
-		"Noisy Neighbors",
-		"Normal Rockwell",
-		"Nuclear Power Plants",
-		"NYPD",
-		"Oil Spills",
-		"Olive Oil",
-		"On-Line Shopping",
-		"Oprah Winfrey",
-		"Oral Surgery",
-		"Oranges",
-		"Oxygen",
-		"Pablo Picasso",
-		"Parenting",
-		"Paris, France",
-		"Paying Bills",
-		"Paying Taxes",
-		"Penguins",
-		"Picking Your Nose",
-		"Pigeons",
-		"Pigs",
-		"Piranha",
-		"Pirates",
-		"Pit Bulls",
-		"Plane Crashes",
-		"Plastic",
-		"Playing Chess",
-		"Poison Ivy",
-		"Pokemon",
-		"Pond Scum",
-		"Poodles",
-		"Popcorn",
-		"Porsche Boxster",
-		"Postal Workers",
-		"Power Tools",
-		"Prince Charming",
-		"Princess Di",
-		"Pro Wrestling",
-		"Psychiatrists",
-		"Psychics",
-		"Public Radio",
-		"Puff Daddy",
-		"Pulling Weeds",
-		"Pumping Iron",
-		"Pushups",
-		"Pyramids",
-		"Quentin Terantino",
-		"Quicksand",
-		"Ragweed",
-		"Rain",
-		"Rainbows",
-		"Rappers",
-		"Reading A Good Book",
-		"Recreational Vehicles",
-		"Recycling",
-		"Red Raspberries",
-		"Rednecks",
-		"Redwood Forests",
-		"Reggae Music",
-		"Regis Philbin",
-		"Remote Controls",
-		"Republicans",
-		"Richard Nixon",
-		"Robert DeNiro",
-		"Road Kill",
-		"Road Trips",
-		"Robin Williams",
-		"Rock And Roll",
-		"Rock Concert",
-		"Rocket Scientists",
-		"Rocky Mountains",
-		"Rolling The Car",
-		"Roman Numerals",
-		"Romeo And Juliet",
-		"Root Beer Floats",
-		"Rosa Parks",
-		"Rosie O'Donnell",
-		"Rubber Gloves",
-		"Running A Marathon",
-		"Rush Limbaugh",
-		"Russia",
-		"Rust",
-		"Saddam Hussein",
-		"Sailors",
-		"Salads",
-		"Salsa Dancing",
-		"Salvador Dali",
-		"Samuel L. Jackson",
-		"Saturday Cartoons",
-		"San Francisco",
-		"Saturn",
-		"Scavenger Hunt",
-		"Scene Of The Crime",
-		"Schindler's List",
-		"Science Fair Projects",
-		"Science Fiction",
-		"Screeching",
-		"Sean Connery",
-		"Shania Twain",
-		"Sharks",
-		"Shopping Mall",
-		"Silk",
-		"Silly Putty",
-		"Skateboarding",
-		"Skiing",
-		"Skinheads",
-		"Skunks",
-		"Skydiving",
-		"Sleeping Pills",
-		"Slivers",
-		"Sloppy Joes",
-		"Smithsonian Institution",
-		"Snakes",
-		"Snow",
-		"Social Security",
-		"Socks",
-		"South Africa",
-		"South Park",
-		"Soy Sauce",
-		"Spam",
-		"Speeding Tickets",
-		"Spiders",
-		"Spike Lee",
-		"Spilled Milk",
-		"Spit",
-		"Spontaneous Combustion",
-		"Sport Utility Vehicles",
-		"Sports Channels",
-		"Star Fruit",
-		"Starry Night",
-		"State Fair",
-		"Steak And Potatoes",
-		"Stephen King",
-		"Steve Martin",
-		"Steven Spielberg",
-		"Stonehenge",
-		"Strawberry Shortcake",
-		"Stubbed Toes",
-		"Stunt People",
-		"Summer Camp",
-		"Sunday Drivers",
-		"Superman",
-		"Supermodels",
-		"Surfing The Net",
-		"Sushi",
-		"Swiss Bank Accounts",
-		"Swiss Chocolate",
-		"Swiss Cheese",
-		"Taking A Bath",
-		"Talk Radio",
-		"Teachers",
-		"Telemarketers",
-		"Televangelists",
-		"Television",
-		"Telling The Truth",
-		"Terrorist Attack",
-		"Thanksgiving Day",
-		"The 1920s",
-		"The 1950s",
-		"The 1960s",
-		"The 1970s",
-		"The 1980s",
-		"The 21st Century",
-		"The Academy Awards",
-		"The Beach",
-		"The Beatles",
-		"The CIA",
-		"The Cold War",
-		"The Common Loon",
-		"The Dallas Cowboys",
-		"The Dump",
-		"The Eiffel Tower",
-		"The Electric Chair",
-		"The End Of The World",
-		"The Everglades",
-		"The Far Left",
-		"The Far Right",
-		"The FBI",
-		"The First Day Of School",
-		"The French Riviera",
-		"The Godfather",
-		"The Grand Canyon",
-		"The Grateful Dead",
-		"The Great Chicago Fire",
-		"The Great Depression",
-		"The Green Bay Packers",
-		"The Gulf War",
-		"The Indy 500",
-		"The Internet",
-		"The IRS",
-		"The JFK Assassination",
-		"The KKK",
-		"The Land Of Oz",
-		"The Little Mermaid",
-		"The Mafia",
-		"The Marx Brothers",
-		"The Metric System",
-		"The Midwest",
-		"The Milky Way",
-		"The Mississippi River",
-		"The National Enquirer",
-		"The New York Yankees",
-		"The NRA",
-		"The Ocean",
-		"The Old Man And The Sea",
-		"The Olympics",
-		"The Opera",
-		"The Ozone Layer",
-		"The Pentagon",
-		"The Pyramids",
-		"The Renaissance",
-		"The Rolling Stones",
-		"The San Andreas Fault",
-		"The South",
-		"The Statue Of Liberty",
-		"The Super Bowl",
-		"The Supreme Court",
-		"The Three Tenors",
-		"The Titanic",
-		"The Universe",
-		"The Vatican",
-		"The Vietnam Memorial",
-		"The Williams Sisters",
-		"The Wright Brothers",
-		"The YMCA",
-		"Thomas Edison",
-		"Thunder",
-		"Tibet",
-		"Ticks",
-		"Tidal Waves",
-		"Tiger Woods",
-		"Toasted Marshmallows",
-		"Toasters",
-		"Tobacco Companies",
-		"Toes",
-		"Tom Cruise",
-		"Tom Hanks",
-		"Top Of A Rollercoaster",
-		"Tornadoes",
-		"Toys",
-		"Trailer Parks",
-		"Trampolines",
-		"Tree Huggers",
-		"Truck Stops",
-		"Tyrannosaurus Rex",
-		"Underwear",
-		"United Nations",
-		"Vacations",
-		"Vampires",
-		"Victorian England",
-		"Video Games",
-		"Vietnam, 1968",
-		"Vincent Van Gogh",
-		"Violins",
-		"VW Beetles",
-		"Waco, Texas",
-		"Wall Street",
-		"Walt Disney",
-		"Warts",
-		"Watching Football",
-		"Water Parks",
-		"Waterbeds",
-		"Waterfalls",
-		"Watermelons",
-		"Weapons Dealers",
-		"Weddings",
-		"Wheat",
-		"Wheel Of Fortune",
-		"Whipped Cream",
-		"Whips",
-		"Whoopie Goldberg",
-		"Will Smith",
-		"William Shakespeare",
-		"Wimbledon",
-		"Windsurfing",
-		"Wine Tasting",
-		"Winning The Lottery",
-		"Witch Hunts",
-		"Women",
-		"Women's Soccer",
-		"Wood Chippers",
-		"Woodstock",
-		"Woody Allen",
-		"Worms",
-		"X-Ray Vision",
-		"X-Rays",
-		"Yellowstone Park",
-		"Zen",
-		"Zucchini",
-		"<Blank>"
-	]
-}
diff --git a/assets/json/cards-against-humanity.json b/assets/json/cards-against-humanity.json
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--- a/assets/json/cards-against-humanity.json
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@@ -1,3226 +0,0 @@
-{
-	"blackCards": [
-		{
-			"text": "Why can't I sleep at night?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "I got 99 problems but _ ain't one.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What's a girl's best friend?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What's that smell?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "This is the way the world ends \/ This is the way the world ends \/ Not with a bang but with _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What is Batman's guilty pleasure?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "TSA guidelines now prohibit _ on airplanes.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What ended my last relationship?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "I drink to forget _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What's that sound?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What's the next Happy Meal® toy?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _ for the first time.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "_. That's how I want to die.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What does Dick Cheney prefer?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What's the most emo?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "White people like _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "_. Betcha can't have just one!",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "War! What is it good for?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "BILLY MAYS HERE FOR _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "_. High five, bro.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "During sex, I like to think about _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What did I bring back from Mexico?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What are my parents hiding from me?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What will always get you laid?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What helps Obama unwind?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What's there a ton of in heaven?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Major League Baseball has banned _ for giving players an unfair advantage.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What's the new fad diet?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "When I am the President of the United States, I will create the Department of _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "_. It's a trap!",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "How am I maintaining my relationship status?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Coming to Broadway this season, _: The Musical.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What's my secret power?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What gives me uncontrollable gas?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What never fails to liven up the party?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What am I giving up for Lent?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What do old people smell like?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "The class field trip was completely ruined by _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a plague of _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "I do not know with which weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Why do I hurt all over?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to _.",
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-		{
-			"text": "Why am I sticky?",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What's my anti-drug?",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "And the Academy Award for _ goes to _.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "For my next trick, I will pull _ out of _.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "_: Good to the last drop.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "_: kid-tested, mother-approved.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What gets better with age?",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "I never truly understood _ until I encountered _.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite delicacy is _ stuffed with _.",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Lifetime® presents _, the story of _.",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Make a haiku.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _ had really been _ all along.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "_ is a slippery slope that leads to _.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "In a world ravaged by _, our only solace is _.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "That's right, I killed _. How, you ask? _.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "When I was tripping on acid, _ turned into _.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "_ + _ = _.",
-			"pick": 3
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What's the next superhero\/sidekick duo?",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _ and would like your advice.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _ to the people of Haiti.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Step 1: _. Step 2: _. Step 3: Profit.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Open the doors. And there is _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "How did I lose my virginity?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "During his childhood, Salvador Dalí produced hundreds of paintings of _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an exhibit on _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Daddy, why is Mommy crying?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "When I pooped, what came out of my butt?",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "In the distant future, historians will agree that _ marked the beginning of America's decline.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What's the gift that keeps on giving?",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only _ and his wits.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits _ against _.",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _!",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "In a pinch, _ can be a suitable substitute for _.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Science will never explain the origin of _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "An international tribunal has found _ guilty of _.",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to _ is a basic human right.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "He who controls _ controls the world.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of _ has denied your request for _.",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "_ would be woefully incomplete without _.",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "My new favorite porn star is Joey \"_\" McGee.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found _.com\/_.",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, _, acceptance.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "I went from _ to _, all thanks to _.",
-			"pick": 3
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "This month's Cosmo: \"Spice up your sex life by bringing _ into the bedroom.\"",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "If God didn't want us to enjoy _, he wouldn't have given us _.",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "After months of debate, the Occupy Wall Street General Assembly could only agree on \"More _!\"",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "I spent my whole life working toward _, only to have it ruined by _.",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Only two things in life are certain: death and _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Everyone down on the ground! We don't want to hurt anyone. We're just here for _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Before _, all we had was _.",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Tonight on 20\/20: What you don't know about _ could kill you.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "You haven't truly lived until you've experienced _ and _ at the same time.",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "My gym teacher got fired for adding _ to the obstacle course.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Finally! A service that delivers _ right to your door.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of _ and _.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "During high school, I never really fit in until I found _ club.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Listen, son. If you want to get involved with _, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of _.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _ in the workplace.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're _.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What left this stain on my couch?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Turns out that _-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "After months of practice with _, I think I'm finally ready for _.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _ for all eternity.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "When you get right down to it, _ is just _.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Having problems with _? Try _!",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "And what did you bring for show and tell?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "I'm not like the rest of you. I'm too rich and busy for _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "With enough time and pressure, _ will turn into _.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "_: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for _!",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "_. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "As part of his contract, Prince won't perform without _ in his dressing room.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Man, this is bullshit. Fuck _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "_ may pass, but _ will last forever.",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. The time has come to commence Operation _.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "In return for my soul, the Devil promised me _, but all I got was _.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on _, and then there's some stuff about _, and then it ends with _.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "_ will never be the same after _.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "In the beginning, there was _. And the Lord said, \"Let there be _.\"",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What's fun until it gets weird?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "We never did find _, but along the way we sure learned a lot about _.",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon _!",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "How am I compensating for my tiny penis?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow _ at the country club.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and she walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "As king, how will I keep the peasants in line?",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Oprah's book of the month is \"_ For _: A Story of Hope.\"",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Do not fuck with me! I am literally _ right now.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Adventure. Romance. _. From Paramount Pictures, \"_.\"",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "I am become _, destroyer of _!",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "If you can't handle _, you'd better stay away from _.",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by _.",
-			"pick": 1
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-		{
-			"text": "This year's hottest album is \"_\" by _.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Every step towards _ gets me a little closer to _.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Forget everything you know about _, because now we've supercharged it with _!",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Honey, I have a new role-play I want to try tonight! You can be _, and I'll be _.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Do the Dew ® with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew _!",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at that swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with _: priceless.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for _.",
-			"pick": 1
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-		{
-			"text": "Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore _ at their own pace.",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Heed my voice, mortals! I am the god of _, and I will not tolerate _!",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Why am I broke?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Help me doctor, I've got _ in my butt!",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into _, and I love to have a good time.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Patient presents with _. Likely a result of _.",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What's making things awkward in the sauna?",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Having the worst day EVER. #_",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become \"_ Friday.\"",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What killed my boner?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Yo' mama so fat she _!",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Well if _ is good enough for _, it's good enough for me.",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Hi, this is Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled \"_\". Can you explain?",
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-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is _? Zoloft.®",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "WHOOO! God damn I love _!",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Now in bookstores: \"The Audacity of _\", by Barack Obama.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "And today's soup is Cream of _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? _!?"
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-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "I have a strict policy. First date, dinner. Second date, kiss. Third date, _."
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-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "When I was a kid, we used to play Cowboys and _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "This is America. If you don't work hard, you don't succeed. I don't care if you're black, white, purple, or _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious _ Bloopers!"
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-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "James is a lonely boy. But when he discovers a secret door in his attic, he meets a magical new friend: _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Don't worry kid. It gets better. I've been living with _ for 20 years."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Behind every powerful man is _."
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-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "You are not alone. Millions of Americans struggle with _ every day."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Come to Dubai, where you can relax in our world famous spas, experience the nightlife, or simply enjoy _ by the poolside."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "\"This is madness.\" \"No, THIS IS _!\""
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Listen Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "I went to the desert and ate of the peyote cactus. Turns out my spirit animal is _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "And would you like those buffalo wings mild, hot, or _?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "The six things I could never do without: oxygen, Facebook, chocolate, Netflix, friends, and _ LOL!"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Why won't you make love to me anymore? Is it _?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Puberty is a time of change. You might notice hair growing in new places. You might develop an interest in _. This is normal."
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-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "I'm sorry, Mrs. Chen, but there was nothing we could do. At 4:15 this morning, your son succumbed to _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "I'm Miss Tennessee, and if I could make the world better by changing one thing, I would get rid of _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Tonight we will have sex. And afterwards, If you'd like, a little bit of _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Everybody join hands and close your eyes. Do you sense that? That's the presence of _ in this room."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "To become a true Yanomamo warrior, you must prove that you can withstand _ without crying out."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Y'all ready to get this thing started? I'm Nick Cannon, and this is America's Got _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "If you had to describe the Card Czar, using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 2,
-			"text": "_ be all like _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Art isn't just a painting in a stuffy museum. Art is alive. Art is _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "As reparations for slavery, all African Americans will receive _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "As Teddy Roosevelt said, the four manly virtues are honor, temperance, industry, and _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Best you go back where you came from, now. We don't take too kindly to _ in these parts."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "CNN breaking news! Scientists discover _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Coming to Red Lobster® this month, _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Congratulations! You have been selected for our summer internship program. While we are unable to offer a salary, we can offer you _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Dance like there's nobody watching, love like you'll never be hurt, and live like you're _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Errbody in the club _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Feeling so grateful! #amazing #mylife #_."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Girls just wanna have _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Google Calendar alert: _ in 10 minutes."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "I don't believe in God. I believe in _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "I got rhythm, I've got music, I've got _. Who could ask for anything more?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "I tell you, it was a non-stop fuckfest. When it was over, my asshole looked like _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "I'll take the BBQ bacon burger with friend egg and fuck it how about _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "I'm sorry, sir, but your insurance plan doesn't cover injuries caused by _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "I've had a horrible vision, father. I saw mountains crumbling, stars falling from the sky. I saw _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "If at first you don't succeed, try _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "In the 1950s, psychologists prescribed _ as a cure for homosexually."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "LSD + _ = really bad time."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "\"Mom's to-do list: - Buy Groceries. - Clean up _. - Soccer Practice.\""
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Most Americans would not vote for a candidate who is openly _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "No, no, no, no, no, no, NO! I will NOT let _ ruin this wedding."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Oh no! Siri, how do I fix _?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "One more thing. Watch out for Big Mike. They say he killed a man with _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Ooo, daddy like _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Poor Brandon, still living in his parent's basement. I heard he never got over _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Run, run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm _!"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "She's a lady in the streets, _ in the sheets."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "She's just one of the guys, you know? She likes beer, and football, and _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Son, take it from someone who's been around the block a few times. Nothin' puts her in the mood like _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Summer lovin', had me a blast. _, happened so fast."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "\"The top Google auto-complete results for \"Barack Obama\": - Barack Obama Height. - Barack Obama net worth. - Barack Obama _.\""
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Then the princess kissed the frog, and all of a sudden the frog was _!"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "There is no God. It's just _ and then you die."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "This Friday at the Liquid Lunge, it's _ Night! Ladies drink free."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "We do not shake with our left hands in this country. That is the hand we use for _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Well if _ is a crime, then lock me up!"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Well, shit. My eyes ain't so good, but I'll eat my own boot if that ain't _!"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "What are all those whales singing about?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "What sucks balls?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "What totally destroyed my asshole?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "What turned me into a Republican?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "What will end racism once and for all?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "What's a total waste of Hillary Clinton's time?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "What's about to take dance floor to the next level?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "What's the gayest?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "What's the most problematic?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Why am I laughing and crying and taking off my clothes?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "With a one-time gift of just $10, you can save this child from _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "You know who else liked _? Hitler."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "You won't believe what's in my pussy. It's _."
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Siskel and Ebert have panned _ as \"poorly conceived\" and \"sloppily executed.\"",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Up next on Nickelodeon: \"Clarissa Explains _.\"",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "It's Morphin' Time! Mastadon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Sabertooth Tiger! _!",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "How did Stella get her groove back?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Tonight on SNICK: \"Are You Afraid of _?\"",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "And in the end, the dragon was not evil; he just wanted _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 2,
-			"text": "Critics are raving about HBO's new Game of Thrones spin-off, \"_ of _.\""
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Having tired of poetry and music, the immortal elves now fill their days with _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Who blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Your father was a powerful wizard, Harry. Before he died, he left you something very precious: _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "I'm Bobby Flay, and if you can't stand _, get out of the kitchen!"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "It's not delivery. It's _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Aw babe, your burps smell like _!"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Don't miss Rachel Ray's hit new show, Cooking with _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Excuse me, waiter. Could take this back? This soup tastes like _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Now on Netflix: Jiro Dreams of _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 2,
-			"text": "In line with our predictions, we find a robust correlation between _ and _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "In what's being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have synthesized _ in the lab."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "A study published in Nature this week found that _ is good for you in small doses."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 2,
-			"text": "In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between _ and _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "What really killed the dinosaurs?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we're learning about _!"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 2,
-			"text": "Today on MythBusters, we found out how long _ can withstand _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Don't worry, Penny! Go Go Gadget _!"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 2,
-			"text": "I need you like _ needs _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "I'm just gonna stay in tonight. You know, Netflix and _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Nothing says \"I love you\" like _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 2,
-			"text": "Such _. Very _. Wow."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "This app is basically Tinder, but for _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "TRIGGER WARNING: _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "What did I nickname my genitals?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "You guys, you can buy _ on the dark web."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "When you go to the polls on Tuesday, remember: a vote for me is a vote for _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Senator, I trust you enjoyed _ last night. Now, can I count on your vote?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Trump's great! Trump's got _. I love that."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "According to Arizona's stand-your-ground law, you're allowed to shoot someone if they're _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "It's 3AM. The red phone rings. It's _. Who do you want answering?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Donald Trump has nominated _ for his VP."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "In 2019, Donald Trump eliminated our national parks to make room for _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Donald Trump's first act as president was to outlaw _."
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I was awoken by _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of _ to save Christmas.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Jesus is _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Wake up, America. Christmas is under attack by secular liberals and their _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Here's what you can expect for the new year. Out: _. In: _.",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Revealed: Why He Really Resigned! Pope Benedict's Secret Struggle with _!",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "GREETINGS HUMANS I AM _ BOT EXECUTING PROGRAM",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Kids these days with their iPods and their Internet. In my day, all we needed to pass the time was _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Because they are forbidden from masturbating, Mormons channel their repressed sexual energy into _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "But wait, there's more! If you order _ in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in _ absolutely free!",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What's the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "I really hope my grandmother doesn't ask me to explain _ again.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "You have been waylaid by _ and must defend yourself.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "I have an idea even better than Kickstarter, and it's called _starter.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Action stations! Action stations! Set condition one throughout the fleet and brace for _!",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "In the final round of this year's Omegathon, Omeganauts must face off in a game of _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Press ↑ ↓ ← → B to unleash _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "I don't know exactly how I got the PAX plague, but I suspect it had something to do with _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "The most controversial game at PAX this year is an 8-bit indie platformer about _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What made Spock cry?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "In the new DLC for Mass Effect, Shepard must save the galaxy from _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "No Enforcer wants to manage the panel on _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "_: Achievement unlocked.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "There was a riot at the Gearbox panel when they gave the attendees _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "(Heavy breathing) Luke, I am _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "You think you have defeated me? Well, let's see how you handle _!",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What the hell?! They added a 6\/6 with flying, trample, and _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "_ is way better in _ mode.",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be told what _ is. You have to see it for yourself.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Let me tell you about my new startup. It's basically _, but for _.",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "_ was totally worth the trauma.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 2,
-			"text": "Buzzfeed presents: 10 pictures of _ that look like _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "During my first game of D&D, I accidentally summoned _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Bob Ross's little-known first show was called \"The Joy of _.\""
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Like _, State Farm is there."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "The Discovery Channel presents: _ week."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "\"It's not delivery. It's _.\""
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Don't miss Rachel Ray's hit new show, Cooking with _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Now on Netflix: Jiro Dreams of _."
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "A wise man said, \"Everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about _.\"",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Our relationship is strictly professional. Let's not complicate things with _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Corruption. Betrayal. _. Coming soon to Netflix, \"House of _.\"",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Because you enjoyed _, we thought you'd like _.",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "I can't believe Netflix is using _ to promote House of Cards.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "We're not like other news organizations. Here at Slugline, we welcome _ in the office.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "I'm not going to lie. I despise _. There, I said it.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Cancel all my meetings. We've got a situation with _ that requires my immediate attention.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "If you need him to, Remy Danton can pull some strings and get you _, but it'll cost you.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "You can't wait forever. It's time to talk to your doctor about _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "The Westboro Baptist Church is now picketing soldiers' funerals with signs that read 'GOD HATES _.'"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "What are two cards in your hand that you want to get rid of?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "The elders of the Ibo tribe of Nigeria recommend _ as a cure for impotence."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare for _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "From WBEZ Chicago, it's This American Life. Today on our program, _. Stay with us."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "What do you see?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Sir, we found you passed out naked on the side of the road. What's the last thing you remember?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Astronomers have discovered that the universe consists of 5% ordinary matter, 25% dark matter, and 70% _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "BowWOW! is the first pet hotel in LA that offers _ for dogs."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Hey, whatever happened to Renee Zellweger?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Housekeeping! You want _?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "In bourgeois society, capital is independent and has individuality, while the living person is _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "What's wrong with these gorillas?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "You say tomato, I say _."
-		},
-		{
-			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "America is hungry. America needs _."
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "Air Canada guidelines now prohibit _ on airplanes.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "O Canada, we stand on guard for _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "CTV presents _, the story of _.",
-			"pick": 2
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Royal Ontario Museum has opened an interactive exhibit on _.",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "What's the Canadian government using to inspire rural students to succeed?",
-			"pick": 1
-		},
-		{
-			"text": "_ loves to eat pant.",
-			"pick": 1
-		}
-	],
-	"whiteCards": [
-		"Coat hanger abortions.",
-		"Man meat.",
-		"Autocannibalism.",
-		"Vigorous jazz hands.",
-		"Flightless birds.",
-		"Pictures of boobs.",
-		"Doing the right thing.",
-		"The violation of our most basic human rights.",
-		"Viagra®.",
-		"Self-loathing.",
-		"Spectacular abs.",
-		"A balanced breakfast.",
-		"Roofies.",
-		"Concealing a boner.",
-		"Amputees.",
-		"The Big Bang.",
-		"Former President George W. Bush.",
-		"The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.",
-		"Smegma.",
-		"Being marginalized.",
-		"Cuddling.",
-		"Laying an egg.",
-		"The Pope.",
-		"Aaron Burr.",
-		"Genital piercings.",
-		"Fingering.",
-		"A bleached asshole.",
-		"Horse meat.",
-		"Fear itself.",
-		"Science.",
-		"Elderly Japanese men.",
-		"Stranger danger.",
-		"The terrorists.",
-		"Praying the gay away.",
-		"Same-sex ice dancing.",
-		"Ethnic cleansing.",
-		"Cheating in the Special Olympics.",
-		"German dungeon porn.",
-		"Bingeing and purging.",
-		"Making a pouty face.",
-		"William Shatner.",
-		"Heteronormativity.",
-		"Nickelback.",
-		"Tom Cruise.",
-		"The profoundly handicapped.",
-		"The placenta.",
-		"Chainsaws for hands.",
-		"Arnold Schwarzenegger.",
-		"An icepick lobotomy.",
-		"Goblins.",
-		"Object permanence.",
-		"Dying.",
-		"Foreskin.",
-		"A falcon with a cap on its head.",
-		"Hormone injections.",
-		"Dying of dysentery.",
-		"Sexy pillow fights.",
-		"The invisible hand.",
-		"A really cool hat.",
-		"Sean Penn.",
-		"Heartwarming orphans.",
-		"The clitoris.",
-		"The Three-Fifths compromise.",
-		"A sad handjob.",
-		"Men.",
-		"Historically black colleges.",
-		"A micropenis.",
-		"Raptor attacks.",
-		"Agriculture.",
-		"Vikings.",
-		"Pretending to care.",
-		"The Underground Railroad.",
-		"My humps.",
-		"Being a dick to children.",
-		"Geese.",
-		"Bling.",
-		"Sniffing glue.",
-		"The South.",
-		"An Oedipus complex.",
-		"Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.",
-		"Sexting.",
-		"YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.",
-		"Mutually-assured destruction.",
-		"Sunshine and rainbows.",
-		"Count Chocula.",
-		"Sharing needles.",
-		"Being rich.",
-		"Skeletor.",
-		"A sausage festival.",
-		"Michael Jackson.",
-		"Emotions.",
-		"Farting and walking away.",
-		"The Chinese gymnastics team.",
-		"Necrophilia.",
-		"Spontaneous human combustion.",
-		"Yeast.",
-		"Leaving an awkward voicemail.",
-		"Dick Cheney.",
-		"White people.",
-		"Penis envy.",
-		"Teaching a robot to love.",
-		"Sperm whales.",
-		"Scrubbing under the folds.",
-		"Panda sex.",
-		"Whipping it out.",
-		"Catapults.",
-		"Masturbation.",
-		"Natural selection.",
-		"Opposable thumbs.",
-		"A sassy black woman.",
-		"AIDS.",
-		"The KKK.",
-		"Figgy pudding.",
-		"Seppuku.",
-		"Gandhi.",
-		"Preteens.",
-		"Toni Morrison's vagina.",
-		"Five-Dollar Footlongs™.",
-		"Land mines.",
-		"A sea of troubles.",
-		"A zesty breakfast burrito.",
-		"Christopher Walken.",
-		"Friction.",
-		"Balls.",
-		"Dental dams.",
-		"A can of whoop-ass.",
-		"A tiny horse.",
-		"Waiting 'til marriage.",
-		"Authentic Mexican cuisine.",
-		"Genghis Khan.",
-		"Old-people smell.",
-		"Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.",
-		"Pixelated bukkake.",
-		"Friends with benefits.",
-		"The token minority.",
-		"The Tempur-Pedic® Swedish Sleep System™.",
-		"A thermonuclear detonation.",
-		"Take-backsies.",
-		"The Rapture.",
-		"A cooler full of organs.",
-		"Sweet, sweet vengeance.",
-		"RoboCop.",
-		"Keanu Reeves.",
-		"Drinking alone.",
-		"Giving 110%.",
-		"Flesh-eating bacteria.",
-		"The American Dream.",
-		"Taking off your shirt.",
-		"Me time.",
-		"A murder most foul.",
-		"The inevitable heat death of the universe.",
-		"The folly of man.",
-		"That thing that electrocutes your abs.",
-		"Cards Against Humanity.",
-		"Fiery poops.",
-		"Poor people.",
-		"Edible underpants.",
-		"Britney Spears at 55.",
-		"All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.",
-		"Pooping back and forth. Forever.",
-		"Fancy Feast®.",
-		"Jewish fraternities.",
-		"Being a motherfucking sorcerer.",
-		"Pulling out.",
-		"Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.",
-		"The homosexual agenda.",
-		"The Holy Bible.",
-		"Passive-agression.",
-		"Ronald Reagan.",
-		"Vehicular manslaughter.",
-		"Nipple blades.",
-		"Assless chaps.",
-		"Full frontal nudity.",
-		"Hulk Hogan.",
-		"Daddy issues.",
-		"The hardworking Mexican.",
-		"Natalie Portman.",
-		"Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.",
-		"God.",
-		"Sean Connery.",
-		"Saxophone solos.",
-		"Gloryholes.",
-		"The World of Warcraft.",
-		"Homeless people.",
-		"Scalping.",
-		"Darth Vader.",
-		"Eating the last known bison.",
-		"Guys who don't call.",
-		"Hot Pockets®.",
-		"A time travel paradox.",
-		"The milk man.",
-		"Testicular torsion.",
-		"Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.",
-		"World peace.",
-		"A salty surprise.",
-		"Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.",
-		"Smallpox blankets.",
-		"Licking things to claim them as your own.",
-		"The heart of a child.",
-		"Robert Downey, Jr.",
-		"Lockjaw.",
-		"Eugenics.",
-		"A good sniff.",
-		"Friendly fire.",
-		"The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge.",
-		"Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.",
-		"Hurricane Katrina.",
-		"Free samples.",
-		"Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.",
-		"A foul mouth.",
-		"The glass ceiling.",
-		"Republicans.",
-		"Explosions.",
-		"Michelle Obama's arms.",
-		"Getting really high.",
-		"Attitude.",
-		"Sarah Palin.",
-		"The Übermensch.",
-		"Altar boys.",
-		"My soul.",
-		"My sex life.",
-		"Pedophiles.",
-		"72 virgins.",
-		"Pabst Blue Ribbon.",
-		"Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza.",
-		"A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.",
-		"The Blood of Christ.",
-		"Half-assed foreplay.",
-		"My collection of high-tech sex toys.",
-		"A middle-aged man on roller skates.",
-		"Bitches.",
-		"Bill Nye the Science Guy.",
-		"Italians.",
-		"A windmill full of corpses.",
-		"Adderall™.",
-		"Crippling debt.",
-		"A stray pube.",
-		"Prancing.",
-		"Passing a kidney stone.",
-		"A brain tumor.",
-		"Leprosy.",
-		"Puppies!",
-		"Bees?",
-		"Frolicking.",
-		"Repression.",
-		"Road head.",
-		"A bag of magic beans.",
-		"An asymmetric boob job.",
-		"Dead parents.",
-		"Public ridicule.",
-		"A mating display.",
-		"A mime having a stroke.",
-		"Stephen Hawking talking dirty.",
-		"African children.",
-		"Mouth herpes.",
-		"Overcompensation.",
-		"Riding off into the sunset.",
-		"Being on fire.",
-		"Tangled Slinkys.",
-		"Civilian casualties.",
-		"Auschwitz.",
-		"My genitals.",
-		"Not reciprocating oral sex.",
-		"Lactation.",
-		"Being fabulous.",
-		"Shaquille O'Neal's acting career.",
-		"My relationship status.",
-		"Asians who aren't good at math.",
-		"Alcoholism.",
-		"Incest.",
-		"Grave robbing.",
-		"Hope.",
-		"8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.",
-		"Kids with ass cancer.",
-		"Winking at old people.",
-		"The Jews.",
-		"Justin Bieber.",
-		"Doin' it in the butt.",
-		"A lifetime of sadness.",
-		"The Hamburglar.",
-		"Swooping.",
-		"Classist undertones.",
-		"New Age music.",
-		"Not giving a shit about the Third World.",
-		"The Kool-Aid Man.",
-		"A hot mess.",
-		"Tentacle porn.",
-		"Lumberjack fantasies.",
-		"The gays.",
-		"Scientology.",
-		"Estrogen.",
-		"GoGurt®.",
-		"Judge Judy.",
-		"Dick fingers.",
-		"Racism.",
-		"Surprise sex!",
-		"Police brutality.",
-		"Passable transvestites.",
-		"The Virginia Tech Massacre.",
-		"When you fart and a little bit comes out.",
-		"Oompa-Loompas.",
-		"A fetus.",
-		"Obesity.",
-		"Tasteful sideboob.",
-		"Hot people.",
-		"BATMAN!!!",
-		"Black people.",
-		"A gassy antelope.",
-		"Sexual tension.",
-		"Third base.",
-		"Racially-biased SAT questions.",
-		"Porn stars.",
-		"A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.",
-		"Muhammed (Praise Be Unto Him).",
-		"Puberty.",
-		"A disappointing birthday party.",
-		"An erection that lasts longer than four hours.",
-		"White privilege.",
-		"Getting so angry that you pop a boner.",
-		"Wifely duties.",
-		"Two midgets shitting into a bucket.",
-		"Queefing.",
-		"Wiping her butt.",
-		"Golden showers.",
-		"Barack Obama.",
-		"Nazis.",
-		"A robust mongoloid.",
-		"An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.",
-		"Getting drunk on mouthwash.",
-		"Lunchables™.",
-		"Women in yogurt commercials.",
-		"John Wilkes Booth.",
-		"Powerful thighs.",
-		"Mr. Clean, right behind you.",
-		"Multiple stab wounds.",
-		"Cybernetic enhancements.",
-		"Serfdom.",
-		"Kanye West.",
-		"Women's suffrage.",
-		"Children on leashes.",
-		"Harry Potter erotica.",
-		"The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.",
-		"Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.",
-		"Parting the Red Sea.",
-		"The Amish.",
-		"Dead babies.",
-		"Child beauty pageants.",
-		"AXE Body Spray.",
-		"Centaurs.",
-		"Copping a feel.",
-		"Grandma.",
-		"Famine.",
-		"The Trail of Tears.",
-		"The miracle of childbirth.",
-		"Finger painting.",
-		"A monkey smoking a cigar.",
-		"The Make-A-Wish® Foundation.",
-		"Anal beads.",
-		"The Force.",
-		"Kamikaze pilots.",
-		"Dry heaving.",
-		"Active listening.",
-		"Ghosts.",
-		"The Hustle.",
-		"Peeing a little bit.",
-		"Another goddamn vampire movie.",
-		"Shapeshifters.",
-		"The Care Bear Stare.",
-		"Hot cheese.",
-		"A mopey zoo lion.",
-		"A defective condom.",
-		"Teenage pregnancy.",
-		"A Bop It™.",
-		"Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.",
-		"Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.",
-		"Boogers.",
-		"Unfathomable stupidity.",
-		"Breaking out into song and dance.",
-		"Soup that is too hot.",
-		"Morgan Freeman's voice.",
-		"Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.",
-		"MechaHitler.",
-		"Flying sex snakes.",
-		"The true meaning of Christmas.",
-		"My inner demons.",
-		"Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.",
-		"My vagina.",
-		"A homoerotic volleyball montage.",
-		"Actually taking candy from a baby.",
-		"Crystal meth.",
-		"Exactly what you'd expect.",
-		"Natural male enhancement.",
-		"Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.",
-		"Inappropriate yodeling.",
-		"Lady Gaga.",
-		"The Little Engine That Could.",
-		"Vigilante justice.",
-		"A death ray.",
-		"Poor life choices.",
-		"A gentle caress of the inner thigh.",
-		"Embryonic stem cells.",
-		"Nicolas Cage.",
-		"Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.",
-		"Switching to Geico®.",
-		"The chronic.",
-		"Erectile dysfunction.",
-		"Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.",
-		"A bucket of fish heads.",
-		"50,000 volts straight to the nipples.",
-		"Being fat and stupid.",
-		"Hospice care.",
-		"A pyramid of severed heads.",
-		"Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying.",
-		"A subscription to Men's Fitness.",
-		"Crucifixion.",
-		"A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties.",
-		"Some god-damn peace and quiet.",
-		"Used panties.",
-		"A tribe of warrior women.",
-		"The penny whistle solo from \"My Heart Will Go On.\"",
-		"An oversized lollipop.",
-		"Helplessly giggling at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.",
-		"Not wearing pants.",
-		"Consensual sex.",
-		"Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II.",
-		"Funky fresh rhymes.",
-		"The art of seduction.",
-		"The Devil himself.",
-		"Advice from a wise, old black man.",
-		"Destroying the evidence.",
-		"The light of a billion suns.",
-		"Wet dreams.",
-		"Synergistic management solutions.",
-		"Growing a pair.",
-		"Silence.",
-		"An M16 assault rifle.",
-		"Poopy diapers.",
-		"A live studio audience.",
-		"The Great Depression.",
-		"A spastic nerd.",
-		"Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body.",
-		"Tickling Sean Hannity, even after he tells you to stop.",
-		"Stalin.",
-		"Brown people.",
-		"Rehab.",
-		"Capturing Newt Gingrich and forcing him to dance in a monkey suit.",
-		"Battlefield amputations.",
-		"An uppercut.",
-		"Shiny objects.",
-		"An ugly face.",
-		"Menstrual rage.",
-		"A bitch slap.",
-		"One trillion dollars.",
-		"Chunks of dead prostitute.",
-		"The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir.",
-		"The female orgasm.",
-		"Extremely tight pants.",
-		"The Boy Scouts of America.",
-		"Stormtroopers.",
-		"Throwing a virgin into a volcano.",
-		"Getting in her pants, politely.",
-		"Gladiatorial combat.",
-		"Good grammar.",
-		"Hipsters.",
-		"Gandalf.",
-		"Genetically engineered super-soldiers.",
-		"George Clooney's musk.",
-		"Getting abducted by Peter Pan.",
-		"Eating an albino.",
-		"Enormous Scandinavian women.",
-		"Fabricating statistics.",
-		"Finding a skeleton.",
-		"Suicidal thoughts.",
-		"Dancing with a broom.",
-		"Deflowering the princess.",
-		"Dorito breath.",
-		"One thousand Slim Jims.",
-		"My machete.",
-		"Overpowering your father.",
-		"Ominous background music.",
-		"Media coverage.",
-		"Making the penises kiss.",
-		"Moral ambiguity.",
-		"Medieval Times® Dinner & Tournament.",
-		"Mad hacky-sack skills.",
-		"Just the tip.",
-		"Literally eating shit.",
-		"Leveling up.",
-		"Insatiable bloodlust.",
-		"Historical revisionism.",
-		"Jean-Claude Van Damme.",
-		"Jafar.",
-		"The boners of the elderly.",
-		"The economy.",
-		"Statistically validated stereotypes.",
-		"Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.",
-		"Slow motion.",
-		"Space muffins.",
-		"Sexual humiliation.",
-		"Sexy Siamese twins.",
-		"Santa Claus.",
-		"Scrotum tickling.",
-		"Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.",
-		"Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.",
-		"Quivering jowls.",
-		"Revenge fucking.",
-		"Pistol-whipping a hostage.",
-		"Quiche.",
-		"Zeus's sexual appetites.",
-		"Words, words, words.",
-		"Tripping balls.",
-		"Being a busy adult with many important things to do.",
-		"The four arms of Vishnu.",
-		"The shambling corpse of Larry King.",
-		"The hiccups.",
-		"The harsh light of day.",
-		"The Gulags.",
-		"The Fanta® girls.",
-		"A big black dick.",
-		"A beached whale.",
-		"A low standard of living.",
-		"A nuanced critique.",
-		"A bloody pacifier.",
-		"A crappy little hand.",
-		"Shaft.",
-		"Being a dinosaur.",
-		"Beating your wives.",
-		"Neil Patrick Harris.",
-		"Coughing into a vagina.",
-		"Carnies.",
-		"Nubile slave boys.",
-		"Bosnian chicken farmers.",
-		"A web of lies.",
-		"A rival dojo.",
-		"A passionate Latino lover.",
-		"Panty raids.",
-		"Appreciative snapping.",
-		"Apologizing.",
-		"Clams.",
-		"A woman scorned.",
-		"Being awesome at sex.",
-		"Spring break!",
-		"Another shot of morphine.",
-		"Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of \"Friends.\"",
-		"A soulful rendition of \"Ol' Man River.\"",
-		"Making a friend.",
-		"A sweaty, panting leather daddy.",
-		"Intimacy problems.",
-		"The new Radiohead album.",
-		"Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Up Board Game®.",
-		"A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings.",
-		"An army of skeletons.",
-		"A squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles.",
-		"Beefin' over turf.",
-		"The Google.",
-		"Bullshit.",
-		"A sweet spaceship.",
-		"A 55-gallon drum of lube.",
-		"Special musical guest, Cher.",
-		"The human body.",
-		"Mild autism.",
-		"Nunchuck moves.",
-		"Whipping a disobedient slave.",
-		"An ether-soaked rag.",
-		"Oncoming traffic.",
-		"A dollop of sour cream.",
-		"A slightly shittier parallel universe.",
-		"My first kill.",
-		"Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.",
-		"The grey nutrient broth that sustains Mitt Romney.",
-		"Tiny nipples.",
-		"Power.",
-		"Death by Steven Seagal.",
-		"A Burmese tiger pit.",
-		"Basic human decency.",
-		"Grandpa's ashes.",
-		"One Ring to rule them all.",
-		"The day the birds attacked.",
-		"Fetal alcohol syndrome.",
-		"Graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content.",
-		"A bigger, blacker dick.",
-		"The mere concept of Applebee's®.",
-		"A sad fat dragon with no friends.",
-		"A piñata full of scorpions.",
-		"Existing.",
-		"Hillary Clinton's death stare.",
-		"Catastrophic urethral trauma.",
-		"Double penetration.",
-		"Daddy's belt.",
-		"Swiftly achieving orgasm.",
-		"Mooing.",
-		"Rising from the grave.",
-		"Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife.",
-		"Some really fucked-up shit.",
-		"Weapons-grade plutonium.",
-		"All of this blood.",
-		"Scrotal frostbite.",
-		"Taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes.",
-		"The mixing of the races.",
-		"Pumping out a baby every nine months.",
-		"Tongue.",
-		"Loki, the trickster god.",
-		"Whining like a little bitch.",
-		"Wearing an octopus for a hat.",
-		"An unhinged ferris wheel rolling toward the sea.",
-		"Finding Waldo.",
-		"Upgrading homeless people to mobile hotspots.",
-		"A magic hippie love cloud.",
-		"Fuck Mountain.",
-		"Living in a trashcan.",
-		"The corporations.",
-		"Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group.",
-		"Jeff Goldblum.",
-		"Survivor's guilt.",
-		"Me.",
-		"All my friends dying.",
-		"Shutting the fuck up.",
-		"An ass disaster.",
-		"Some kind of bird-man.",
-		"The entire Internet.",
-		"Going around punching people.",
-		"A boo-boo.",
-		"Indescribable loneliness.",
-		"Having sex on top of a pizza.",
-		"Chugging a lava lamp.",
-		"Warm, velvety muppet sex.",
-		"Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere.",
-		"Nothing.",
-		"Samuel L. Jackson.",
-		"Self-flagellation.",
-		"The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life.",
-		"The Quesadilla Explosion Salad™ from Chili's®.",
-		"Reverse cowgirl.",
-		"Vietnam flashbacks.",
-		"Actually getting shot, for real.",
-		"Not having sex.",
-		"Cock.",
-		"Dying alone and in pain.",
-		"A cop who is also a dog.",
-		"The way white people is.",
-		"Gay aliens.",
-		"The primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now.",
-		"A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus.",
-		"A lamprey swimming up the toilet and latching onto your taint.",
-		"Slapping a racist old lady.",
-		"A black male in his early 20s, last seen wearing a hoodie.",
-		"Jumping out at people.",
-		"Three months in the hole.",
-		"Blood farts.",
-		"The Land of Chocolate.",
-		"A botched circumcision.",
-		"My manservant, Claude.",
-		"Vomiting mid-blowjob.",
-		"Letting everyone down.",
-		"Having shotguns for legs.",
-		"Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone.",
-		"Mufasa's death scene.",
-		"The Harlem Globetrotters.",
-		"Demonic possession.",
-		"Fisting.",
-		"The thin veneer of situational causality that underlies porn.",
-		"Girls that always be textin'.",
-		"Blowing some dudes in an alley.",
-		"A spontaneous conga line.",
-		"A vagina that leads to another dimension.",
-		"Disco fever.",
-		"Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick.",
-		"Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs® to get fifty continuous hours of energy.",
-		"Sneezing, farting, and coming at the same time.",
-		"Some douche with an acoustic guitar.",
-		"Spending lots of money.",
-		"Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR.",
-		"An unstoppable wave of fire ants.",
-		"A greased-up Matthew McConaughey.",
-		"Flying robots that kill people.",
-		"Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks.",
-		"Crying into the pages of Sylvia Plath.",
-		"The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth.",
-		"Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding.",
-		"An all-midget production of Shakespeare's Richard III.",
-		"Screaming like a maniac.",
-		"Not contributing to society in any meaningful way.",
-		"A pile of squirming bodies.",
-		"Buying the right pants to be cool.",
-		"Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king.",
-		"That ass.",
-		"A surprising amount of hair.",
-		"Eating Tom Selleck's mustache to gain his powers.",
-		"Velcro™.",
-		"A PowerPoint presentation.",
-		"Crazy opium eyes.",
-		"10 Incredible Facts About the Anus.",
-		"An interracial handshake.",
-		"Moderate-to-severe joint pain.",
-		"Finally finishing off the Indians.",
-		"Sugar madness.",
-		"Actual mutants with medical conditions and no superpowers.",
-		"The secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction.",
-		"The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East.",
-		"Fucking a corpse back to life.",
-		"Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits.",
-		"Calculating every mannerism so as not to suggest homosexuality.",
-		"Whatever a McRib® is made of.",
-		"No clothes on, penis in vagina.",
-		"All the single ladies.",
-		"Whispering all sexy.",
-		"How awesome I am.",
-		"Ass to mouth.",
-		"Smoking crack, for instance.",
-		"Falling into the toilet.",
-		"A dance move that's just sex.",
-		"The size of my penis.",
-		"Some sort of Asian.",
-		"A hopeless amount of spiders.",
-		"Party Mexicans.",
-		"Drinking responsibly.",
-		"The safe word.",
-		"Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night.",
-		"Bouncing up and down.",
-		"Jizz.",
-		"Ambiguous sarcasm.",
-		"A shiny rock that proves I love you.",
-		"Dem titties.",
-		"My worthless son.",
-		"Exploding pigeons.",
-		"A Ugandan warlord.",
-		"My sex dungeon.",
-		"A kiss on the lips.",
-		"Child Protective Services.",
-		"A Native American who solves crimes by going into the spirit world.",
-		"Doo-doo.",
-		"The peaceful and nonthreatening rise of China.",
-		"Sports.",
-		"A fart.",
-		"Unquestioning obedience.",
-		"Three consecutive seconds of happiness.",
-		"Grammar nazis who are also regular Nazis.",
-		"Snorting coke off a clown's boner.",
-		"Africa.",
-		"Depression.",
-		"A horse with no legs.",
-		"The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter.",
-		"Khakis.",
-		"Interspecies marriage.",
-		"A gender identity that can only be conveyed through slam poetry.",
-		"Almost giving money to a homeless person.",
-		"Stuff a child's face with Fun Dip® until he starts having fun.",
-		"What Jesus would do.",
-		"A for-real lizard that spits blood from its eyes.",
-		"Blackula.",
-		"The tiniest shred of evidence that God is real.",
-		"My dad's dumb fucking face.",
-		"Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa.",
-		"A manhole.",
-		"A sex goblin with a carnival penis.",
-		"A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans.",
-		"A sex comet from Neptune that plunges the Earth into eternal sexiness.",
-		"Sharks with legs.",
-		"Injecting speed into one arm and horse tranquilizer into the other.",
-		"Lots and lots of abortions.",
-		"Seeing things from Hitler's perspective",
-		"Too much cocaine.",
-		"Doing the right stuff to her nipples.",
-		"Giant sperm from outer space.",
-		"Oil!",
-		"Ennui.",
-		"A powered exoskeleton.",
-		"A disappointing salad.",
-		"Mom's new boyfriend.",
-		"Unrelenting genital punishment.",
-		"Denzel.",
-		"The swim team, all at once.",
-		"The eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion.",
-		"Being nine years old.",
-		"The unbelievable world of mushrooms.",
-		"The Abercrombie & Fitch lifestyle.",
-		"Vegetarian options.",
-		"My first period.",
-		"Having been dead for a while.",
-		"Backwards knees.",
-		"Being paralyzed from the neck down.",
-		"Seeing my village burned and my family slaughtered before my eyes.",
-		"A zero-risk way to make $2,000 from home.",
-		"A crazy little thing called love.",
-		"Ancient Athenian boy-fucking",
-		"Out-of-this-world bazongas.",
-		"The ghost of Marlon Brando.",
-		"The basic suffering that pervades all of existence.",
-		"Being worshipped as the one true God.",
-		"Figuring out how to have sex with a dolphin.",
-		"All these decorative pillows.",
-		"A mouthful of potato salad.",
-		"Russian super-tuberculosis.",
-		"A reason not to commit suicide.",
-		"Going to a high school reunion on ketamine.",
-		"The passage of time.",
-		"Child support payments.",
-		"Changing a person's mind with logic and facts.",
-		"My boyfriend's stupid penis.",
-		"The tiger that killed my father.",
-		"Genghis Khan's DNA.",
-		"Boring vaginal sex.",
-		"40 acres and a mule.",
-		"A whole new kind of porn.",
-		"Slowly easing down onto a cucumber.",
-		"Wearing glasses and sounding smart.",
-		"AIDS monkeys.",
-		"A team of lawyers.",
-		"Getting drive-by shot.",
-		"Not believing in giraffes.",
-		"Anal fissures like you wouldn't believe.",
-		"A giant powdery manbaby.",
-		"Cutting off a flamingo's legs with garden shears.",
-		"P.F. Chang himself.",
-		"An uninterrupted history of imperialism and exploitation.",
-		"A one-way ticket to Gary, Indiana.",
-		"Daddy's credit card.",
-		"September 11th, 2001.",
-		"An unforgettable quinceañera.",
-		"Deez nuts.",
-		"Social justice warriors with flamethrowers of compassion.",
-		"Some shit-hot guitar licks.",
-		"Butt stuff.",
-		"Blackface.",
-		"Blowjobs for everyone.",
-		"Getting eaten alive by Guy Fieri.",
-		"Western standards of beauty.",
-		"Ejaculating live bees and the bees are angry.",
-		"My dead son's baseball glove.",
-		"Getting caught by the police and going to jail.",
-		"A face full of horse cum.",
-		"Free ice cream, yo.",
-		"The white half of Barack Obama.",
-		"The black half of Barack Obama.",
-		"An inability to form meaningful relationships.",
-		"A bass drop so huge it tears the starry vault asunder to reveal the face of God.",
-		"Growing up chained to a radiator in perpetual darkness.",
-		"Shitting all over the floor like a bad, bad girl.",
-		"A buttload of candy.",
-		"Sucking all the milk out of a yak.",
-		"Bullets.",
-		"A man who is so cool that he rides on a motorcycle.",
-		"Sudden penis loss.",
-		"Getting all offended.",
-		"Crying and shitting and eating spaghetti.",
-		"One unforgettable night of passion.",
-		"Being popular and good at sports.",
-		"Filling a man's anus with concrete.",
-		"Two whales fucking the shit out of eachother.",
-		"Cool, relateable cancer teens.",
-		"The amount of gay I am.",
-		"A possible Muslim.",
-		"Unsheathing my massive horse cock.",
-		"A bowl of gourds.",
-		"The male gaze.",
-		"The power of the Dark Side.",
-		"Ripping a dog in half.",
-		"A constant need for validation.",
-		"Meaningless sex.",
-		"Such a big boy.",
-		"Throwing stones at a man until he dies.",
-		"Cancer.",
-		"Like a million alligators.",
-		"Eating together like a god damn family for once.",
-		"Cute boys.",
-		"Pussy.",
-		"Being a terrible mother.",
-		"Never having sex again.",
-		"A pizza guy who fucked up.",
-		"A whole lotta woman.",
-		"The all-new Nissan Pathfinder with 0.9% APR financing!",
-		"A peyote-fueled vision quest.",
-		"Kale.",
-		"Breastfeeding a ten year old.",
-		"Crippling social anxiety.",
-		"Immortality cream.",
-		"Texas.",
-		"Teaching a girl how to handjob the penis.",
-		"A turd.",
-		"Shapes and colors.",
-		"Whatever you wish, mother.",
-		"The haunting stare of an Iraqi child.",
-		"Robots who just want to party.",
-		"A self-microwaving burrito.",
-		"Forgetting grandma's first name.",
-		"Our new Buffalo Chicken Dippers®!",
-		"Treasures beyond your wildest dreams.",
-		"Getting shot out of a cannon.",
-		"The sweet song of sword against and the braying of mighty war beasts.",
-		"Walking into a glass door.",
-		"The color \"puce\".",
-		"Every ounce of charisma left in Mick Jagger's tired body.",
-		"The eighth graders.",
-		"Setting my balls on fire and cartwheeling to Ohio.",
-		"The dentist.",
-		"Gwyneth Paltrow's opinions.",
-		"Turning the rivers red with the blood of infidels.",
-		"Rabies.",
-		"Important news about Taylor Swift.",
-		"Ejaculating inside another man's wife.",
-		"Owls, the perfect predator.",
-		"Being John Malkovich.",
-		"Bathing in moonsblood and dancing around the ancient oak.",
-		"An oppressed people with a vibrant culture.",
-		"An overwhelming variety of cheeses.",
-		"Reading the entire End-User License Agreement.",
-		"Morpheus.",
-		"Peeing into a girl's butt to make a baby.",
-		"Generally having no idea of what's going on.",
-		"No longer finding any Cards Against Humanity card funny.",
-		"10 football players with erections barreling towards you at full speed.",
-		"10,000 shrieking teenage girls.",
-		"A big ol' plate of fettuccine alfredo.",
-		"A big, beautiful mouth packed to the brim with sparkling teeth.",
-		"A black friend.",
-		"A burrito that's just sour cream.",
-		"A cheerfulness that belies a deep-seated self-loathing.",
-		"A cold and indifferent universe.",
-		"A creature made of penises that must constantly arouse itself to survive.",
-		"A creepy child singing a nursery rhyme.",
-		"A dolphin that learns to talk and becomes the Dead of Harvard Law School.",
-		"A duffel bag full of lizards.",
-		"A finger up the butt.",
-		"A genetic predisposition for alcoholism.",
-		"A gun that shoots cobras.",
-		"A hug.",
-		"A long business meeting with no obvious purpose.",
-		"A man in a suit with perfect hair who tells you beautiful lies.",
-		"A man with the head of a goat and the body of a goat.",
-		"A massive collection of child pornography.",
-		"A medium horchata.",
-		"A negative body image that is totally justified.",
-		"A slowly encroaching circle of wolves.",
-		"A strong horse and enough rations for thirty days.",
-		"A terrified fat child who won't come out of the bushes.",
-		"A tiny fireman who puts out tiny fires.",
-		"A weird guy who says weird stuff and weirds me out.",
-		"A woman's right to choose.",
-		"A woman's perspective.",
-		"Aborting the shit out of a fetus.",
-		"Albert Einstein but if he had a huge muscles and a rhinoceros cock.",
-		"All these people I've killed.",
-		"An arrangement wherein I give a person money they have sex with me.",
-		"An empowered woman.",
-		"An incurable homosexual.",
-		"An old dog full of tumors.",
-		"An older man.",
-		"An X-Man whose power is that he has sex with dogs and children.",
-		"Anal.",
-		"Antidepressants.",
-		"Art.",
-		"Assassinating the president.",
-		"Awesome pictures of planets and stuff.",
-		"Bad emotions I don't want.",
-		"Becoming the President of the United States.",
-		"Being sexually attracted to children.",
-		"Being turned into sausages.",
-		"Beyoncé.",
-		"Big, smart money boys tap-tapping on their keyboards.",
-		"Blossoming into a beautiful young woman.",
-		"Breastfeeding in public like a radiant earth goddess.",
-		"Brunch.",
-		"Catching a live salmon in your mouth.",
-		"Child labor.",
-		"China.",
-		"Chipotle.",
-		"Chris Hemsworth.",
-		"Comprehensive immigration reform.",
-		"Condoleezza Rice.",
-		"Consensual, nonreproductive incest.",
-		"Content.",
-		"Crazy anal orgasms.",
-		"Creamy slices of real, California avocado.",
-		"Critical thinking.",
-		"Crushing the patriarchy.",
-		"Daddy going away forever.",
-		"Defeating a gorilla in single combat.",
-		"Denying the Holocaust.",
-		"Dis bitch.",
-		"Discovering that what I really want in life is to kill people and have sex with their corpses.",
-		"Doing a somersault and barfing.",
-		"Dominating a man by peeing on his eldest son.",
-		"Doritos and a Fruit Roll-Up.",
-		"Dropping dead in a Sbarro's bathroom and not being found for 72 hours.",
-		"Dumpster juice.",
-		"Eating ass.",
-		"Eating people.",
-		"Eating too many Cinnabons and then vomiting and then eating the vomit.",
-		"Ejaculating at the apex of a cartwheel.",
-		"Esmeralda, my most beautiful daughter.",
-		"Eternal screaming madness.",
-		"Every man's ultimate fantasy: a perfectly cylindrical vagina.",
-		"Everything.",
-		"Exploring each other's buttholes.",
-		"Facilitating dialogue and deconstructing binaries.",
-		"Falling into a pit of waffles.",
-		"Farting a huge shit out of my pussy.",
-		"Farting all over my face with your tight little asshole.",
-		"Feeling the emotion of anger.",
-		"Feminism.",
-		"Film roles for actresses over 40.",
-		"Finding a nice elevator to poop in.",
-		"Forty-five minutes of finger blasting.",
-		"Founding a major world religion.",
-		"Fucking me good and taking me to Red Lobster®.",
-		"Fucking my therapist.",
-		"Gary.",
-		"Gay thoughts.",
-		"Gayle from HR.",
-		"Gazpacho.",
-		"Getting aborted.",
-		"Getting blasted in the face by a t-shirt cannon.",
-		"Getting eaten out by a dog.",
-		"Getting high with mom.",
-		"Getting killed and dragged up a tree by a leopard.",
-		"Getting laid like all the time.",
-		"Getting naked too soon.",
-		"Getting pegged.",
-		"Getting the Dorito crumbs out of my purse.",
-		"Getting this party started!",
-		"Getting trapped in a conversation about Ayn Rand.",
-		"Going around pulling people's tampons out.",
-		"Going to bed at a reasonable hour.",
-		"Gregor, my largest son.",
-		"Grunting for ten minutes and then peeing sand.",
-		"Guns.",
-		"Happy daddies with happy sandals.",
-		"Hating Jews.",
-		"Having a vagina.",
-		"Having an awesome time drinking and driving.",
-		"Having sex with a beautiful person.",
-		"Having sex with a man and then eating his head.",
-		"Having sex with your mom.",
-		"Holding the proper political beliefs of my time to attract a mate.",
-		"Homework.",
-		"Hot lettuce.",
-		"How good lead paint taste.",
-		"How great my ass looks in these jeans.",
-		"How sad it will be when Morgan Freeman dies.",
-		"How strange it is to be anything at all.",
-		"Huge big balls full of jizz.",
-		"Informing you that I am a registered sex offender.",
-		"ISIS.",
-		"It being too late to stop having sex with a horse.",
-		"Jason, the teen mayor.",
-		"Jazz.",
-		"Just now finding out about the Armenian Genocide.",
-		"Late-stage dementia.",
-		"Libertarians.",
-		"Loud, scary thunder.",
-		"Making out and stuff.",
-		"Math.",
-		"Meatloaf, the food.",
-		"Meatloaf, the man.",
-		"Menopause.",
-		"Mental illness.",
-		"Microaggressions.",
-		"Misogyny.",
-		"Mixing M&Ms and Skittles like some kind of psychopath.",
-		"Mommy and daddy fighting all the time.",
-		"Moon people.",
-		"Muchin' puss.",
-		"My brother's hot friends.",
-		"My dog dying.",
-		"My huge penis and substantial fortune.",
-		"Objectifying women.",
-		"One of them big-city Jew lawyers.",
-		"One of those \"blow jobs\" I've been hearing so much about.",
-		"Onions.",
-		"Opening your mouth to talk and a big penis fops out.",
-		"Our baby.",
-		"Out-of-control teenage blowjob parties.",
-		"Overthrowing the democratically-elected government of Chile.",
-		"Participating.",
-		"Period poops.",
-		"Picking up a glass of water and taking a sip and being the president.",
-		"Playing my asshole like a trumpet.",
-		"Plowing that ass like a New England corn farmer.",
-		"Political correctness.",
-		"Pooping in a leotard and hoping no one notices.",
-		"Pooping in the potty.",
-		"Prematurely ejaculating like a total loser.",
-		"Pretending to be one of the guys but actually being the spider god.",
-		"Putting more black people in jail.",
-		"Quacking like a duck in lieu of a cogent argument.",
-		"Quinoa.",
-		"Raising three kids on minimum wage.",
-		"Reaching an age where barbecue chips are better than sex.",
-		"Regurgitating a half-digested sparrow.",
-		"Restoring Germany to its former glory.",
-		"Rock-hard tits and a huge vagina.",
-		"Rolling so hard.",
-		"Rubbing my bush all over your bald head.",
-		"Salsa Night at Dave's Cantina.",
-		"Scissoring, if that's a thing.",
-		"Seizing control of the means of production.",
-		"Self-identifying as a DJ.",
-		"Showing all the boys my pussy.",
-		"Slamming a dunk.",
-		"Smashing my balls at the moment of climax.",
-		"Some of that good dick.",
-		"Some real spicy shrimps.",
-		"Starting a shitty podcast.",
-		"Straight blazin' 24\/7.",
-		"Sucking each other's penises for hours on end.",
-		"Sudden and unwanted slam poetry.",
-		"Swearing praise upon the Sultan's hideous daughters.",
-		"Systems and policies designed to preserve centuries-old power structures.",
-		"Tables.",
-		"Taking the form of a falcon.",
-		"Tender chunks of all-white-meat chicken.",
-		"That bitch, Stacy.",
-		"The amount of baby carrots I can fit up my ass.",
-		"The best, deepest quotes from The Dark Knight.",
-		"The body of a 46-year-old man.",
-		"The bond between a woman and her horse.",
-		"The chicken from Popeyes®.",
-		"The clown that followed me home from the grocery store.",
-		"The fear and hatred in men's hearts.",
-		"The feeling of going to McDonald's as a 6-year-old.",
-		"The flaming wreckage of the International Space Station.",
-		"The full blown marginalization of ugly people.",
-		"The full force of the American military.",
-		"The government.",
-		"The graceful path of an autumn leaf as it falls to its earthen cradle.",
-		"The hottest MILF in Dallas.",
-		"The LGBT community.",
-		"The lived experience of African Americans.",
-		"The mysterious fog rolling into town.",
-		"The ol' penis-in-the-popcorn surprise.",
-		"The Rwandan Genocide.",
-		"The secret to truly resilient hair.",
-		"The sweet, forbidden meat of the monkey.",
-		"The wind.",
-		"Thinking about what eating even is.",
-		"Three hours of nonstop penetration.",
-		"Tiny, rancid girl farts.",
-		"Trees.",
-		"Trevor, the world's greatest boyfriend.",
-		"Turning 32.",
-		"Twenty bucks.",
-		"Twenty cheerleaders laughing at your tiny penis.",
-		"Twisting my cock and balls into a balloon poodle.",
-		"Two beautiful pig sisters.",
-		"Two shitty kids and a garbage husband.",
-		"Waking up inside of a tornado.",
-		"Watching a hot person eat.",
-		"Watching you die.",
-		"Water.",
-		"When the big truck goes \"Toot! Toot!\"",
-		"Who really did 9\/11.",
-		"Whomsoever let the dogs out.",
-		"Whooping your ass at Mario Kart.",
-		"Working so hard to have muscles and then having them.",
-		"You.",
-		"Several Michael Keatons.",
-		"A bus that will explode if it goes under 50 miles per hour.",
-		"Sucking the President's dick.",
-		"Sunny D! Alright!",
-		"A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, and my libido.",
-		"Log™.",
-		"Jerking off to a 10-second RealMedia clip.",
-		"The Y2K bug.",
-		"Deregulating the mortgage market.",
-		"Stabbing the shit out of a Capri Sun.",
-		"Wearing Nicolas Cage's face.",
-		"Freeing Willy.",
-		"Kurt Cobain's death.",
-		"The Great Cornholio.",
-		"Liking big butts and not being able to lie about it.",
-		"Yelling \"girl power!\" and doing a high kick.",
-		"Pure Moods, Vol. 1.",
-		"Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time.",
-		"Pamela Anderson's boobs running in slow motion.",
-		"Getting caught up in the CROSSFIRE™.",
-		"Angels interfering in an otherwise fair baseball game.",
-		"Cool 90s up-in-the-front hair.",
-		"Patti Mayonnaise.",
-		"The biggest, blackest dick.",
-		"A box within a box.",
-		"A boxing match with a giant box.",
-		"A box.",
-		"Pandora's vagina.",
-		"Former President George W. Box.",
-		"Being a motherfucking box.",
-		"A falcon with a box on its head.",
-		"Two midgets shitting into a box.",
-		"A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid.",
-		"The J15 Patriot Assault Box.",
-		"An alternate universe in which boxes store things inside of people.",
-		"A box that is conscious and wishes it weren't a box.",
-		"Something that looks like a box but turns out to be a crate.",
-		"A man-shaped box.",
-		"A box-shaped man.",
-		"Boxing up my feelings.",
-		"A world without boxes.",
-		"The Boxcar Children.",
-		"An outbreak of smallbox.",
-		"A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer.",
-		"A CGI dragon.",
-		"A dwarf who won't leave you alone until you compare penis sizes.",
-		"A gay sorcerer who turns everyone gay.",
-		"A ghoul.",
-		"A Hitachi Magic Wand.",
-		"A magical kingdom with dragons and elves and no black people.",
-		"A mysterious, floating orb.",
-		"A weed elemental who gets everyone high.",
-		"Accidentally conjuring a legless horse that can't stop ejaculating.",
-		"Bathing naked in a moonlit grove.",
-		"Dinosaurs who wear armor and you ride them and they kick ass.",
-		"Eternal darkness.",
-		"Freaky, pan-dimensional sex with a demigod.",
-		"Gender equality.",
-		"Going on an epic adventure and learning a valuable lesson about friendship.",
-		"Handcuffing a wizard to a radiator and dousing him with kerosene.",
-		"Hodor.",
-		"How hot Orlando Bloom was in Lord of the Rings.",
-		"Kneeing a wizard in the balls.",
-		"Make-believe stories for autistic white men,",
-		"Reading The Hobbit under the covers while mom and dad scream at each other downstairs.",
-		"Shitting in a wizard's spell book and jizzing in his hat.",
-		"Shooting a wizard with a gun.",
-		"The all-seeing Eye of Sauron.",
-		"The card game Neil Gaiman wrote: \"Three elves at a time.\"",
-		"True love's kiss.",
-		"A sobering quantity of chili cheese fries.",
-		"Going vegetarian and feeling so great all the time.",
-		"Kale farts.",
-		"Licking the cake batter off of grandma's fingers.",
-		"Real cheese flavor.",
-		"Swishing the wine around and sniffing it like a big fancy man.",
-		"The Dial-A-Slice Apple Divider from Williams-Sonoma.",
-		"What to do with all of this chocolate on my penis.",
-		"A belly full of hard-boiled eggs.",
-		"A joyless vegan patty.",
-		"A table for one at The Cheesecake Factory.",
-		"Being emotionally and physically dominated by Gordon Ramsay.",
-		"Kevin Bacon Bits.",
-		"Not knowing what to believe anymore about butter.",
-		"Soup that's better than pussy.",
-		"Sucking down thousands of pounds of krill every day.",
-		"A Mexican child trapped inside of a burrito.",
-		"Clamping down on a gazelle's jugular and tasting its warm life waters.",
-		"Committing suicide at the Old Country Buffet.",
-		"Father's forbidden chocolates.",
-		"Jizz Twinkies.",
-		"The Hellman's Mayonnaise Corporation.",
-		"The hot dog I put in my vagina ten days ago.",
-		"The inaudible screams of carrots.",
-		"A supermassive black hole.",
-		"Reconciling quantum theory with general relativity.",
-		"Electroejaculating a capuchin monkey.",
-		"Insufficient serotonin.",
-		"Evolving a labyrinthine vagina.",
-		"Getting really worried about global warming for a few seconds.",
-		"Infinity.",
-		"Oxytocin release via manual stimulation of the nipples.",
-		"Uranus.",
-		"Being knowledgeable in a narrow domain that nobody understands or cares about.",
-		"Achieving reproductive success.",
-		"Slowly evaporating.",
-		"The quiet majesty of the sea turtle.",
-		"A 0.7 waist-to-hip ratio.",
-		"Fun and interesting facts about rocks.",
-		"Photosynthesis.",
-		"Developing secondary sex characteristics.",
-		"Failing the Turing test.",
-		"Explosive decompression.",
-		"Driving into a tornado to learn about tornadoes.",
-		"David Attenborough watching us mate.",
-		"3.7 billion years of evolution.",
-		"The Sun engulfing the Earth.",
-		"A complete inability to understand anyone else's perspective.",
-		"A fun, sexy time at the nude beach.",
-		"A man from Craigslist.",
-		"A night of Taco Bell and anal sex.",
-		"A respectful discussion of race and gender on the Internet.",
-		"Cat massage.",
-		"Destroying Dick Cheney's last horcrux.",
-		"Game of Thrones spoilers.",
-		"Getting teabagged by a fifth grader in Call of Duty.",
-		"Goats screaming like people.",
-		"Googling.",
-		"Internet porn analysis paralysis.",
-		"Matching with Mom on Tinder.",
-		"My browser history.",
-		"My privileged white penis.",
-		"Pretending to be black.",
-		"Smash Mouth.",
-		"Taking a shit while running at full speed.",
-		"That thing on the Internet everyone's talking about.",
-		"Three years of semen in a shoebox.",
-		"YouTube comments.",
-		"The Bernie Sanders revolution.",
-		"Letting Bernie Sanders rest his world-weary head on your lap.",
-		"A beautiful, ever-expanding circle of inclusivity that will never include Republicans.",
-		"Black lives mattering.",
-		"Donald Trump holding his nose while he eats pussy.",
-		"The fact that Hillary Clinton is a woman.",
-		"Kicking the middle class in the balls with a regressive tax code.",
-		"Keeping the government out of my vagina.",
-		"The systematic disenfranchisement of black voters.",
-		"Increasing economic and political polarization",
-		"Eating the president's pussy.",
-		"Actually voting for Donald Trump to be President of the actual United States.",
-		"A liberal bias.",
-		"Hating Hillary Clinton.",
-		"Growing up and becoming a Republican.",
-		"Courageously going ahead with that racist comment.",
-		"Dispelling this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing.",
-		"Jeb!",
-		"The good, hardworking people of Dubuque, Iowa.",
-		"Conservative talking points.",
-		"Shouting the loudest",
-		"Sound of fiscal policy.",
-		"Full-on socialism.",
-		"A legitimate reason to commit suicide.",
-		"A back-alley abortion from a Mexican cyborg doctor.",
-		"Whipping lower-class white men into a xenophobic frenzy.",
-		"Rage.",
-		"Trying to remember what music was.",
-		"Roaming through a wasteland of windblown trash and deserted highways.",
-		"Bringing millions of dangerous low-paying manufacturing jobs back to America.",
-		"A gnawing sense of dread.",
-		"Drinking urine to survive.",
-		"Nuclear winter.",
-		"President Donald Trump.",
-		"Casual dismissiveness.",
-		"Extra rations for my little girl.",
-		"World Wars 3 through 5.",
-		"Finding out that democracy might not be such a great idea.",
-		"Mild amusement.",
-		"Burying my only son.",
-		"The purging of the disloyal.",
-		"Trying to wake up from this nightmare.",
-		"A father and son fighting each other over the last scrap of bread.",
-		"Making Islam illegal.",
-		"Desperately hurling insults at Donald Trump as he absorbs them into his rapidly expanding body.",
-		"Santa's heavy sack.",
-		"Clearing a bloody path through Walmart with a scimitar.",
-		"Another shitty year.",
-		"Whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about.",
-		"A Christmas stocking full of coleslaw.",
-		"Elf cum.",
-		"The tiny, calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card.",
-		"Taking down Santa with a surface-to-air missle.",
-		"Several intertwining love stories featuring Hugh Grant.",
-		"Mall Santa.",
-		"My hot cousin.",
-		"The Star Wars Holiday Special.",
-		"Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster.",
-		"Pretending to be happy.",
-		"Socks.",
-		"Eating an entire snowman.",
-		"A toxic family environment.",
-		"A visually arresting turtleneck.",
-		"Fucking up \"Silent Night\" in front of 300 parents.",
-		"Immaculate conception.",
-		"Space Jam on VHS.",
-		"Gift-wrapping a live hamster.",
-		"A Hungry-Man™ Frozen Christmas Dinner for One.",
-		"Swapping bodies with mom for a day.",
-		"Making up for 10 years of shitty parenting with a PlayStation.",
-		"Finding out that Santa isn't real.",
-		"Slicing a ham in icy silence.",
-		"The shittier, Jewish version of Christmas.",
-		"The Hawaiian goddess Kapo and her flying detachable vagina.",
-		"Having a strong opinion about Obamacare.",
-		"The royal afterbirth.",
-		"Congress's flaccid penises withering away beneath their suit pants.",
-		"Piece of shit Christmas cards with no money in them.",
-		"Moses gargling Jesus's balls while Shiva and the Buddha penetrate his divine hand holes.",
-		"Giving money and personal information to strangers on the Internet.",
-		"These low, low prices!",
-		"A magical tablet containing a world of unlimited pornography.",
-		"People with cake in their mouths talking about how good cake is.",
-		"Jizzing into Santa's beard.",
-		"A simultaneous nightmare and wet dream starring Sigourney Weaver.",
-		"Being blind and deaf and having no limbs.",
-		"Rudolph's bright red balls.",
-		"The Grinch's musty, cum-stained pelt.",
-		"Breeding elves for their priceless semen.",
-		"Paying the iron price.",
-		"Jiggle physics.",
-		"Rotating shapes in mid-air so that they fit into other shapes when they fall.",
-		"Firefly: Season 2.",
-		"Getting bitch slapped by Dhalsim.",
-		"Casting Magic Missile at a bully.",
-		"Running out of stamina.",
-		"An immediately regrettable $9 hot dog from the Boston Convention Center.",
-		"The rocket launcher.",
-		"Sharpening a foam broadsword on a foam whetstone.",
-		"Loading from a previous save.",
-		"The depression that ensues after catching 'em all.",
-		"Violating the First Law of Robotics.",
-		"Getting inside the Horadric Cube with a hot babe and pressing the transmute button.",
-		"Punching a tree to gather wood.",
-		"Spending the year's insulin budget on Warhammer 40k figurines.",
-		"Forgetting to eat, and consequently dying.",
-		"Wil Wheaton crashing an actual spaceship.",
-		"The Klobb.",
-		"Charging up all the way.",
-		"Vespene gas.",
-		"Judging elves by the color of their skin and not by the content of their character.",
-		"Smashing all the pottery in a Pottery Barn in search of rupees.",
-		"Achieving 500 actions per minute.",
-		"Full HD.",
-		"The gravity gun.",
-		"Reading the comments.",
-		"70,000 gamers sweating and farting inside an airtight steel dome.",
-		"The Cock Ring of Alacrity.",
-		"Yoshi's huge egg-laying cloaca.",
-		"A homemade, cum-stained Star Trek uniform.",
-		"Offering sexual favors for an ore and a sheep.",
-		"Mario Kart rage.",
-		"Bowser's aching heart.",
-		"An angry stone head that stomps on the floor every three seconds.",
-		"Nude-modding Super Mario World.",
-		"Temporary invincibility.",
-		"Being an attractive elf trapped in an unattractive human's body.",
-		"Filling every pouch of a UtiliKilt™ with pizza.",
-		"The Sarlacc.",
-		"Achieving the manual dexterity and tactical brilliance of a 12-year-old Korean boy.",
-		"Allowing nacho cheese to curdle in your beard while you creep in League of Legends.",
-		"The collective wail of every Magic player suddenly realizing that they've spent hundreds of dollars on pieces of cardboard.",
-		"Rolling a D20 to save a failing marriage.",
-		"Legendary Creature – Robert Khoo.",
-		"Winning the approval of Cooking Mama that you never got from actual mama.",
-		"Never watching, discussing, or thinking about My Little Pony.",
-		"Turn-of-the-century sky racists.",
-		"Unlocking a new sex position.",
-		"The boner hatch in the Iron Man suit.",
-		"Buying virtual clothes for a Sim family instead of real clothes for a real family.",
-		"Google Glass + e-cigarette: Ultimate Combo!",
-		"The decade of legal inquests following a single hour of Grand Theft Auto.",
-		"A fully-dressed female videogame character.",
-		"Getting into a situation with an owlbear.",
-		"Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam!",
-		"Tapping Sara Angel.",
-		"Eating a pizza that's lying on the street to gain health.",
-		"SNES cartridge cleaning fluid.",
-		"A madman who lives in a policebox and kidnaps women.",
-		"Grand Theft Auto: Fort Lauderdale.",
-		"Mistakenly hitting on a League of Legends statue.",
-		"Ser Jorah Mormont's cerulean-blue balls.",
-		"The old gods.",
-		"Stuffing my balls into a Sega Genesis and pressing the power button.",
-		"Attacking from Kamchatka.",
-		"Separate drinking fountains for dark elves.",
-		"Lagging out.",
-		"Getting bitten by a radioactive spider and then battling leukemia for 30 years.",
-		"A giant mechanical bird with a tragic backstory.",
-		"The pure, Zen-like state that exists between micro and macro.",
-		"Xena, Warrior Princess.",
-		"Endless ninjas.",
-		"Whatever Final Fantasy bullshit happened this year.",
-		"Collecting all seven power crystals.",
-		"KHAAAAAAAAAN!",
-		"Futuristic death sports.",
-		"The imagination of Peter Jackson.",
-		"Demons and shit.",
-		"All of the good times and premium gaming entertainment available to you in the Kickstarter room.",
-		"A grumpy old Harrison Ford who'd rather be doing anything else.",
-		"Taking 2d6 emotional damage.",
-		"The Star Wars Universe.",
-		"Exciting content!",
-		"Rubbing chocolate pudding all over Bill Cosby's nipples.",
-		"What The Rock was really cooking.",
-		"Stepping on a god damn friggin' LEGO.",
-		"All this liquid in my mouth.",
-		"Giving a dolphin a handjob for science.",
-		"A floor that is literally made of lava.",
-		"A neck beard that is 10% cheese.",
-		"Pelvic sorcery.",
-		"Pooping as quietly as possible.",
-		"The beautiful sport of Turkish oil wrestling.",
-		"No survivors.",
-		"Go Fuck Yourself.",
-		"Forcing a handjob on a dying man.",
-		"A homoerotic subplot.",
-		"An origami swan that's some kind of symbol?",
-		"25 shitty jokes about House of Cards.",
-		"My constituents.",
-		"Punching a congressman in the face.",
-		"Strangling a dog to make a point to the audience.",
-		"A childless marriage.",
-		"A much younger woman.",
-		"Getting eaten out while on the phone with Dad.",
-		"Making it look like a suicide.",
-		"Carbon monoxide poisoning.",
-		"Discharging a firearm in a residential area.",
-		"Ribs so good they transcend race and class.",
-		"The sensitive European photographer who's fucking my wife.",
-		"My dick in your mouth.",
-		"Corn.",
-		"Carribbean Jesus.",
-		"Super yoga.",
-		"Ladles.",
-		"Ejaculating a pound of tinsel.",
-		"A heart that is two sizes too small and that therefore cannot pump an adequate amount of blood.",
-		"The John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation.",
-		"Dividing by zero.",
-		"Playing an ocarina to summon Ultra-Congress from the sea.",
-		"Asshole pomegranates that are hard to eat.",
-		"Becoming so rich that you shed your body and turn to vapor.",
-		"Faking a jellyfish sting so someone will pee on you.",
-		"A sexy naked interactive theater thing.",
-		"A giant squid in a wedding gown.",
-		"Crawling into a vagina.",
-		"A dick so big and so black that not even light can escape its pull.",
-		"A double murder suicide barbeque.",
-		"A primordial soup and salad bar.",
-		"A stack of bunnies in a trenchcoat.",
-		"At least three ducks.",
-		"Becoming engorged with social justice jelly and secreting a thinkpiece.",
-		"Being the absolute worst.",
-		"Disco Mussolini.",
-		"Greg Kinnear's terrible lightning breath.",
-		"Mitt Romney's eight sons Kip, Sam, Trot, Fergis, Toolshed, Grisham, Hawkeye, and Thorp.",
-		"Mr. and Mrs. Tambourine Man's jingle-jangle morning sex.",
-		"Mushy tushy.",
-		"Ringo Starr & His All-Starr Band.",
-		"Sandwich.",
-		"Saving the Rainforest Cafe.",
-		"Sir Thomas More's Fruitopia™.",
-		"Sweating it out on the streets of a runaway American Dream.",
-		"That one leftover screw.",
-		"That thing politicians do with their thumbs when they talk.",
-		"The spooky skeleton under my skin.",
-		"The token lesbian.",
-		"These dolphins.",
-		"Three hairs from the silver-golden head of Galadriel.",
-		"Water so cold it turned into a rock.",
-		"Poutine.",
-		"Newfies.",
-		"The Official Languages Act. La Loi sur les langues officielles.",
-		"Terry Fox's prosthetic leg.",
-		"The FLQ.",
-		"Canada: America's Hat.",
-		"Don Cherry's wardrobe.",
-		"Burning down the White House.",
-		"Heritage minutes.",
-		"Homo milk.",
-		"Naked News.",
-		"Mr. Dressup.",
-		"Syrupy sex with a maple tree.",
-		"Being Canadian.",
-		"Snotsicles.",
-		"The Famous Five.",
-		"Schmirler the Curler.",
-		"Stephen Harper.",
-		"A Molson muscle.",
-		"The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.",
-		"An icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker.",
-		"eat pant.",
-		"<Blank>",
-		"dragonfire535.",
-		"Xiao.",
-		"Xiao's public source code.",
-		"Discord."
-	]
-}
diff --git a/assets/json/wizard-convention.json b/assets/json/wizard-convention.json
deleted file mode 100644
index e77336d8..00000000
--- a/assets/json/wizard-convention.json
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,29 +0,0 @@
-{
-	"questions": {
-		"dragon": "Who do you want to eat?",
-		"healer": "Who do you want to heal?",
-		"mind reader": "Who do you think is the dragon?"
-	},
-	"stories": [
-		".",
-		" after they had left to get a little snack.",
-		" while they were in the library fixing their wand.",
-		" before they could get the chance to call for help.",
-		" while they were trying to sneak into another wizard's room.",
-		" when they left for the bathroom.",
-		" in one big bite.",
-		" while they were making a very early coffee.",
-		" while they were attemping to flirt with it.",
-		", who willingly accepted their fate.",
-		" while they were playing a quick game of Wizard Convention.",
-		" while they were writing a letter to the king.",
-		" before they could have the chance to fight back.",
-		" just as they were about to get ready to leave in fear.",
-		", who was a complete coward and turned into a chicken at the sight of the beast.",
-		", who had no time to run.",
-		", who was busy trying to find the rumored dragon of the convention.",
-		" with almost no sign of any remains.",
-		" before they could even mutter a word.",
-		", who left a large mess in the kitchen."
-	]
-}
diff --git a/commands/games/apples-to-apples.js b/commands/games/apples-to-apples.js
deleted file mode 100644
index 6a17f8f2..00000000
--- a/commands/games/apples-to-apples.js
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,168 +0,0 @@
-const { Command } = require('discord.js-commando');
-const { escapeMarkdown } = require('discord.js');
-const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags');
-const { shuffle, awaitPlayers } = require('../../util/Util');
-const { greenCards, redCards } = require('../../assets/json/apples-to-apples');
-
-module.exports = class ApplesToApplesCommand extends Command {
-	constructor(client) {
-		super(client, {
-			name: 'apples-to-apples',
-			group: 'games',
-			memberName: 'apples-to-apples',
-			description: 'Compete to see who can come up with the best card to match an adjective.',
-			guildOnly: true,
-			args: [
-				{
-					key: 'maxPts',
-					label: 'maximum amount of points',
-					prompt: 'What amount of points should determine the winner?',
-					type: 'integer',
-					min: 1,
-					max: 20
-				}
-			]
-		});
-
-		this.playing = new Set();
-	}
-
-	async run(msg, { maxPts }) {
-		if (this.playing.has(msg.channel.id)) return msg.reply('Only one game may be occurring per channel.');
-		this.playing.add(msg.channel.id);
-		try {
-			await msg.say('You will need at least 2 more players, at maximum 10. To join, type `join game`.');
-			const awaitedPlayers = await awaitPlayers(msg, 10, 3);
-			if (!awaitedPlayers) {
-				this.playing.delete(msg.channel.id);
-				return msg.say('Game could not be started...');
-			}
-			const players = await this.generatePlayers(awaitedPlayers);
-			const czars = Array.from(players.values());
-			let winner = null;
-			while (!winner) {
-				const czar = czars[0];
-				czars.push(czar);
-				czars.shift();
-				const green = greenCards[Math.floor(Math.random() * greenCards.length)];
-				await msg.say(stripIndents`
-					The card czar will be ${czar.user}!
-					The Green Card is: **${escapeMarkdown(green)}**
-
-					Sending DMs...
-				`);
-				const chosenCards = [];
-				for (const player of players.values()) {
-					if (player.hand.size < 11) {
-						const valid = redCards.filter(card => !player.hand.has(card));
-						player.hand.add(valid[Math.floor(Math.random() * valid.length)]);
-					}
-					if (player.user.id === czar.user.id) continue;
-					if (!player.hand.size) {
-						await player.user.send('You don\'t have enough cards!');
-						continue;
-					}
-					const hand = Array.from(player.hand);
-					await player.user.send(stripIndents`
-						__**Your hand is**__:
-						${hand.map((card, i) => `**${i + 1}.** ${card}`).join('\n')}
-
-						**Green Card**: ${escapeMarkdown(green)}
-						**Card Czar**: ${czar.user.username}
-						Pick **1** card!
-					`);
-					let chosen = null;
-					const filter = res => {
-						const existing = hand[Number.parseInt(res.content, 10) - 1];
-						if (!existing) return false;
-						chosen = existing;
-						return true;
-					};
-					const choice = await player.user.dmChannel.awaitMessages(filter, {
-						max: 1,
-						time: 120000
-					});
-					if (!choice.size) {
-						await player.user.send('Skipping your turn...');
-						continue;
-					}
-					if (chosen === '<Blank>') {
-						const handled = await this.handleBlank(player);
-						chosen = handled;
-					} else {
-						player.hand.delete(chosen);
-					}
-					chosenCards.push({
-						id: player.id,
-						card: chosen
-					});
-					await player.user.send(`Nice! Return to ${msg.channel} to await the results!`);
-				}
-				if (!chosenCards.length) {
-					await msg.say('Hmm... No one even tried.');
-					break;
-				}
-				const cards = shuffle(chosenCards);
-				await msg.say(stripIndents`
-					${czar.user}, which card do you pick?
-					**Green Card**: ${escapeMarkdown(green)}
-
-					${cards.map((card, i) => `**${i + 1}.** ${card.card}`).join('\n')}
-				`);
-				const filter = res => {
-					if (res.author.id !== czar.user.id) return false;
-					if (!cards[Number.parseInt(res.content, 10) - 1]) return false;
-					return true;
-				};
-				const chosen = await msg.channel.awaitMessages(filter, {
-					max: 1,
-					time: 120000
-				});
-				if (!chosen.size) {
-					await msg.say('Hmm... No one wins.');
-					continue;
-				}
-				const player = players.get(cards[Number.parseInt(chosen.first().content, 10) - 1].id);
-				++player.points;
-				if (player.points >= maxPts) winner = player.user;
-				else await msg.say(`Nice one, ${player.user}! You now have **${player.points}** points!`);
-			}
-			this.playing.delete(msg.channel.id);
-			if (!winner) return msg.say('See you next time!');
-			return msg.say(`And the winner is... ${winner}! Great job!`);
-		} catch (err) {
-			this.playing.delete(msg.channel.id);
-			return msg.reply(`Oh no, an error occurred: \`${err.message}\`. Try again later!`);
-		}
-	}
-
-	async generatePlayers(list) {
-		const players = new Map();
-		for (const user of list) {
-			const cards = new Set();
-			for (let i = 0; i < 5; i++) {
-				const valid = redCards.filter(card => !cards.has(card));
-				cards.add(valid[Math.floor(Math.random() * valid.length)]);
-			}
-			players.set(user.id, {
-				id: user.id,
-				user,
-				points: 0,
-				hand: cards
-			});
-			await user.send('Hi! Waiting for your turn to start...');
-		}
-		return players;
-	}
-
-	async handleBlank(player) {
-		await player.user.send('What do you want the blank card to say? Must be 100 or less characters.');
-		const blank = await player.user.dmChannel.awaitMessages(res => res.content.length <= 100, {
-			max: 1,
-			time: 120000
-		});
-		player.hand.delete('<Blank>');
-		if (!blank.size) return `A blank card ${player.user.tag} forgot to fill out.`;
-		return blank.first().content;
-	}
-};
diff --git a/commands/games/cards-against-humanity.js b/commands/games/cards-against-humanity.js
deleted file mode 100644
index 56074306..00000000
--- a/commands/games/cards-against-humanity.js
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,169 +0,0 @@
-const { Command } = require('discord.js-commando');
-const { escapeMarkdown } = require('discord.js');
-const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags');
-const { shuffle, awaitPlayers } = require('../../util/Util');
-const { blackCards, whiteCards } = require('../../assets/json/cards-against-humanity');
-
-module.exports = class CardsAgainstHumanityCommand extends Command {
-	constructor(client) {
-		super(client, {
-			name: 'cards-against-humanity',
-			aliases: ['crude-cards', 'pretend-youre-xyzzy', 'cah'],
-			group: 'games',
-			memberName: 'cards-against-humanity',
-			description: 'Compete to see who can come up with the best card to fill in the blank.',
-			guildOnly: true,
-			args: [
-				{
-					key: 'maxPts',
-					label: 'maximum amount of points',
-					prompt: 'What amount of points should determine the winner?',
-					type: 'integer',
-					min: 1,
-					max: 20
-				}
-			]
-		});
-
-		this.playing = new Set();
-	}
-
-	async run(msg, { maxPts }) {
-		if (this.playing.has(msg.channel.id)) return msg.reply('Only one game may be occurring per channel.');
-		this.playing.add(msg.channel.id);
-		try {
-			await msg.say('You will need at least 2 more players, at maximum 10. To join, type `join game`.');
-			const awaitedPlayers = await awaitPlayers(msg, 10, 3);
-			if (!awaitedPlayers) {
-				this.playing.delete(msg.channel.id);
-				return msg.say('Game could not be started...');
-			}
-			const players = await this.generatePlayers(awaitedPlayers);
-			const czars = Array.from(players.values());
-			let winner = null;
-			while (!winner) {
-				const czar = czars[0];
-				czars.push(czar);
-				czars.shift();
-				const black = blackCards[Math.floor(Math.random() * blackCards.length)];
-				await msg.say(stripIndents`
-					The card czar will be ${czar.user}!
-					The Black Card is: **${escapeMarkdown(black.text)}**
-
-					Sending DMs...
-				`);
-				const chosenCards = [];
-				for (const player of players.values()) {
-					if (player.hand.size < 11) {
-						const valid = whiteCards.filter(card => !player.hand.has(card));
-						player.hand.add(valid[Math.floor(Math.random() * valid.length)]);
-					}
-					if (player.user.id === czar.user.id) continue;
-					if (player.hand.size < black.pick) {
-						await player.user.send('You don\'t have enough cards!');
-						continue;
-					}
-					const hand = Array.from(player.hand);
-					await player.user.send(stripIndents`
-						__**Your hand is**__:
-						${hand.map((card, i) => `**${i + 1}.** ${card}`).join('\n')}
-
-						**Black Card**: ${escapeMarkdown(black.text)}
-						**Card Czar**: ${czar.user.username}
-						Pick **${black.pick}** card${black.pick > 1 ? 's' : ''}!
-					`);
-					const chosen = [];
-					const filter = res => {
-						const existing = hand[Number.parseInt(res.content, 10) - 1];
-						if (!existing) return false;
-						if (chosen.includes(existing)) return false;
-						chosen.push(existing);
-						return true;
-					};
-					const choices = await player.user.dmChannel.awaitMessages(filter, {
-						max: black.pick,
-						time: 120000
-					});
-					if (!choices.size || choices.size < black.pick) {
-						await player.user.send('Skipping your turn...');
-						continue;
-					}
-					if (chosen.includes('<Blank>')) {
-						const handled = await this.handleBlank(player);
-						chosen[chosen.indexOf('<Blank>')] = handled;
-					}
-					for (const card of chosen) player.hand.delete(card);
-					chosenCards.push({
-						id: player.id,
-						cards: chosen
-					});
-					await player.user.send(`Nice! Return to ${msg.channel} to await the results!`);
-				}
-				if (!chosenCards.length) {
-					await msg.say('Hmm... No one even tried.');
-					break;
-				}
-				const cards = shuffle(chosenCards);
-				await msg.say(stripIndents`
-					${czar.user}, which card${black.pick > 1 ? 's' : ''} do you pick?
-					**Black Card**: ${escapeMarkdown(black.text)}
-
-					${cards.map((card, i) => `**${i + 1}.** ${card.cards.join(', ')}`).join('\n')}
-				`);
-				const filter = res => {
-					if (res.author.id !== czar.user.id) return false;
-					if (!cards[Number.parseInt(res.content, 10) - 1]) return false;
-					return true;
-				};
-				const chosen = await msg.channel.awaitMessages(filter, {
-					max: 1,
-					time: 120000
-				});
-				if (!chosen.size) {
-					await msg.say('Hmm... No one wins.');
-					continue;
-				}
-				const player = players.get(cards[Number.parseInt(chosen.first().content, 10) - 1].id);
-				++player.points;
-				if (player.points >= maxPts) winner = player.user;
-				else await msg.say(`Nice one, ${player.user}! You now have **${player.points}** points!`);
-			}
-			this.playing.delete(msg.channel.id);
-			if (!winner) return msg.say('See you next time!');
-			return msg.say(`And the winner is... ${winner}! Great job!`);
-		} catch (err) {
-			this.playing.delete(msg.channel.id);
-			return msg.reply(`Oh no, an error occurred: \`${err.message}\`. Try again later!`);
-		}
-	}
-
-	async generatePlayers(list) {
-		const players = new Map();
-		for (const user of list) {
-			const cards = new Set();
-			for (let i = 0; i < 5; i++) {
-				const valid = whiteCards.filter(card => !cards.has(card));
-				cards.add(valid[Math.floor(Math.random() * valid.length)]);
-			}
-			players.set(user.id, {
-				id: user.id,
-				user,
-				points: 0,
-				hand: cards
-			});
-			await user.send('Hi! Waiting for your turn to start...');
-		}
-		return players;
-	}
-
-	async handleBlank(player) {
-		await player.user.send('What do you want the blank card to say? Must be 100 or less characters.');
-		const blank = await player.user.dmChannel.awaitMessages(res => res.content.length <= 100, {
-			max: 1,
-			time: 120000
-		});
-		player.hand.delete('<Blank>');
-		if (!blank.size) return `A blank card ${player.user.tag} forgot to fill out.`;
-		return blank.first().content;
-	}
-};
diff --git a/commands/games/wizard-convention.js b/commands/games/wizard-convention.js
deleted file mode 100644
index 64956f99..00000000
--- a/commands/games/wizard-convention.js
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,163 +0,0 @@
-const { Command } = require('discord.js-commando');
-const { Collection } = require('discord.js');
-const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags');
-const { shuffle, wait, awaitPlayers } = require('../../util/Util');
-const { questions, stories } = require('../../assets/json/wizard-convention');
-
-module.exports = class WizardConventionCommand extends Command {
-	constructor(client) {
-		super(client, {
-			name: 'wizard-convention',
-			aliases: ['wiz-convention'],
-			group: 'games',
-			memberName: 'wizard-convention',
-			description: 'Who is the Dragon? Who is the healer? Who is the mind reader? Will the Dragon eat them all?',
-			guildOnly: true
-		});
-
-		this.playing = new Set();
-	}
-
-	async run(msg) { // eslint-disable-line complexity
-		if (this.playing.has(msg.channel.id)) return msg.reply('Only one game may be occurring per channel.');
-		this.playing.add(msg.channel.id);
-		try {
-			await msg.say('You will need at least 2 more players, at maximum 10. To join, type `join game`.');
-			const awaitedPlayers = await awaitPlayers(msg, 10, 3);
-			if (!awaitedPlayers) {
-				this.playing.delete(msg.channel.id);
-				return msg.say('Game could not be started...');
-			}
-			const players = await this.generatePlayers(awaitedPlayers);
-			let turn = 1;
-			while (players.size > 2 && players.some(p => p.role === 'dragon')) {
-				let eaten = null;
-				let healed = null;
-				await msg.say(`Night ${turn}, sending DMs...`);
-				for (const player of players.values()) {
-					if (player.role.includes('pleb')) continue;
-					await msg.say(`The ${player.role} is making their decision...`);
-					const valid = players.filterArray(p => p.role !== player.role);
-					await player.user.send(stripIndents`
-						${questions[player.role]} Please type the number.
-						${valid.map((p, i) => `**${i + 1}.** ${p.user.tag}`).join('\n')}
-					`);
-					const filter = res => valid[Number.parseInt(res.content, 10) - 1];
-					const decision = await player.user.dmChannel.awaitMessages(filter, {
-						max: 1,
-						time: 120000
-					});
-					if (!decision.size) {
-						await player.user.send('Sorry, time is up!');
-						continue;
-					}
-					const choice = Number.parseInt(decision.first().content, 10);
-					if (player.role === 'dragon') {
-						const chosen = players.get(choice);
-						eaten = chosen.id;
-						await player.user.send(`${chosen.user.tag} will be eaten...`);
-					} else if (player.role === 'healer') {
-						const chosen = players.get(choice);
-						healed = chosen.id;
-						await player.user.send(`${chosen.user.tag} will be healed...`);
-					} else if (player.role === 'mind reader') {
-						await player.user.send(players.find(p => p.role === 'dragon').id === choice ? 'Yes.' : 'No.');
-					}
-				}
-				const display = eaten ? players.get(eaten).user : null;
-				const story = stories[Math.floor(Math.random() * stories.length)];
-				if (eaten && eaten !== healed) players.delete(eaten);
-				if (eaten && eaten === healed) {
-					await msg.say(stripIndents`
-						Late last night, a dragon emerged and tried to eat ${display}${story}
-						Thankfully, a healer stepped in just in time to save the day.
-						Who is this mysterious dragon? You have one minute to decide.
-					`);
-				} else if (eaten && players.size < 3) {
-					await msg.say(stripIndents`
-						Late last night, a dragon emerged and devoured poor ${display}${story}
-						Sadly, after the event, the final wizard ran in fear, leaving the dragon to rule forever.
-					`);
-					break;
-				} else if (eaten && eaten !== healed) {
-					await msg.say(stripIndents`
-						Late last night, a dragon emerged and devoured poor ${display}${story}
-						Who is this mysterious dragon? You have one minute to decide.
-					`);
-				} else {
-					await msg.say(stripIndents`
-						Late last night, a dragon emerged. Thankfully, however, it didn't try to eat anyone.
-						Who is this mysterious dragon? You have one minute to decide.
-					`);
-				}
-				await wait(60000);
-				const playersArr = Array.from(players.values());
-				await msg.say(stripIndents`
-					Who do you think is the dragon? Please type the number.
-					${playersArr.map((p, i) => `**${i + 1}.** ${p.user.tag}`).join('\n')}
-				`);
-				const voted = [];
-				const filter = res => {
-					if (!players.exists(p => p.user.id === res.author.id)) return false;
-					if (voted.includes(res.author.id)) return false;
-					if (!playersArr[Number.parseInt(res.content, 10) - 1]) return false;
-					voted.push(res.author.id);
-					return true;
-				};
-				const votes = await msg.channel.awaitMessages(filter, {
-					max: players.size,
-					time: 120000
-				});
-				if (!votes.size) {
-					await msg.say('No one will be expelled.');
-					continue;
-				}
-				const expelled = this.getExpelled(votes, players, playersArr);
-				await msg.say(`${expelled.user} will be expelled.`);
-				players.delete(expelled.id);
-				++turn;
-			}
-			this.playing.delete(msg.channel.id);
-			const dragon = players.find(p => p.role === 'dragon');
-			if (!dragon) return msg.say('The dragon has been vanquished! Thanks for playing!');
-			return msg.say(`Oh no, the dragon wasn't caught in time... Nice job, ${dragon.user}!`);
-		} catch (err) {
-			this.playing.delete(msg.channel.id);
-			return msg.reply(`Oh no, an error occurred: \`${err.message}\`. Try again later!`);
-		}
-	}
-
-	async generatePlayers(list) {
-		let roles = ['dragon', 'healer', 'mind reader'];
-		for (let i = 0; i < (list.length - 2); i++) roles.push(`pleb ${i + 1}`);
-		roles = shuffle(roles);
-		const players = new Collection();
-		let i = 0;
-		for (const user of list) {
-			players.set(user.id, {
-				id: user.id,
-				user,
-				role: roles[i]
-			});
-			await user.send(`Your role will be: ${roles[i]}!`);
-			i++;
-		}
-	}
-
-	getExpelled(votes, players, playersArr) {
-		const counts = new Collection();
-		for (const vote of votes.values()) {
-			const player = players.get(playersArr[Number.parseInt(vote.content, 10) - 1].id);
-			if (counts.has(player.id)) {
-				++counts.get(player.id).votes;
-			} else {
-				counts.set(player.id, {
-					id: player.id,
-					votes: 1,
-					user: player.user
-				});
-			}
-		}
-		return counts.sort((a, b) => b.votes - a.votes).first();
-	}
-};
diff --git a/commands/other/cleverbot.js b/commands/other/cleverbot.js
deleted file mode 100644
index 22cacc7b..00000000
--- a/commands/other/cleverbot.js
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,42 +0,0 @@
-const { Command } = require('discord.js-commando');
-const snekfetch = require('snekfetch');
-const { CLEVERBOT_KEY } = process.env;
-
-module.exports = class CleverbotCommand extends Command {
-	constructor(client) {
-		super(client, {
-			name: 'cleverbot',
-			aliases: ['clevs'],
-			group: 'other',
-			memberName: 'cleverbot',
-			description: 'Chat with Cleverbot.',
-			details: 'Only the bot owner(s) may use this command.',
-			ownerOnly: true,
-			args: [
-				{
-					key: 'message',
-					prompt: 'What do you want to say to Cleverbot?',
-					type: 'string'
-				}
-			]
-		});
-
-		this.convos = new Map();
-	}
-
-	async run(msg, { message }) {
-		try {
-			const { body } = await snekfetch
-				.get('https://www.cleverbot.com/getreply')
-				.query({
-					key: CLEVERBOT_KEY,
-					cs: this.convos.get(msg.channel.id),
-					input: message
-				});
-			this.convos.set(msg.channel.id, body.cs);
-			return msg.reply(body.output);
-		} catch (err) {
-			return msg.reply(`Oh no, an error occurred: \`${err.message}\`. Try again later!`);
-		}
-	}
-};
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 6b919c47..01fbe238 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "xiao",
-	"version": "73.2.10",
+	"version": "74.0.0",
 	"description": "Your personal server companion.",
 	"main": "Xiao.js",
 	"scripts": {