diff --git a/commands/other/coolness.js b/commands/other/coolness.js
index 8efa8baa..d0b25303 100644
--- a/commands/other/coolness.js
+++ b/commands/other/coolness.js
@@ -21,11 +21,14 @@ module.exports = class CoolnessCommand extends Command {
 	run(msg, { user }) {
 		const coolness = user.id / this.client.user.id;
 		if (user.id === '234318196893548545') return msg.say(`${user.username} is the best person ever ❤.`);
-		if (coolness < 0.3) return msg.say(`${user.username} is the coolest being to walk this Earth.`);
-		if (coolness < 0.5) return msg.say(`${user.username} is an extremely cool dude.`);
-		if (coolness < 0.8) return msg.say(`${user.username} is pretty sweet, not gonna lie.`);
-		if (coolness < 1) return msg.say(`${user.username} is okay, nothing special.`);
-		if (coolness < 1.3) return msg.say(`${user.username} is just not all that neat.`);
-		return msg.say(`${user.username} is awful, honestly.`);
+		if (coolness < 0.2) return msg.say(`${user.username} is the coolest being to walk this Earth.`);
+		if (coolness < 0.4) return msg.say(`${user.username} is most likely a staff member.`);
+		if (coolness < 0.6) return msg.say(`${user.username} is as cool as ice.`);
+		if (coolness < 0.8) return msg.say(`${user.username} is an extremely cool dude.`);
+		if (coolness < 1) return msg.say(`${user.username} is pretty sweet, not gonna lie.`);
+		if (coolness < 1.2) return msg.say(`${user.username} is okay, nothing special.`);
+		if (coolness < 1.4) return msg.say(`${user.username} is just not all that neat.`);
+		if (coolness < 1.6) return msg.say(`${user.username} is awful, honestly.`);
+		return msg.say(`${user.username} smells like a sack of diapers.`);
 	}
 };