diff --git a/assets/json/apples-to-apples.json b/assets/json/apples-to-apples.json
index 4f080ba1..6e2fcd94 100644
--- a/assets/json/apples-to-apples.json
+++ b/assets/json/apples-to-apples.json
@@ -2,1748 +2,1748 @@
 	"greenCards": [
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Absurd: ridiculous, senseless, foolish"
+			"text": "Absurd (ridiculous, senseless, foolish)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Addictive: obsessive, consuming, captivating"
+			"text": "Addictive (obsessive, consuming, captivating)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Adorable: lovable, charming, delightful"
+			"text": "Adorable (lovable, charming, delightful)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Aged: old, ancient, mature"
+			"text": "Aged (old, ancient, mature)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "American: U.S. Citizen, Yankee, Apple Pie"
+			"text": "American (U.S. Citizen, Yankee, Apple Pie)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Ancient: elderly, old, antique"
+			"text": "Ancient (elderly, old, antique)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Animated: lively, exuberant, spirited"
+			"text": "Animated (lively, exuberant, spirited)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Annoying: irritating, bothersome, teasing"
+			"text": "Annoying (irritating, bothersome, teasing)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Appetizing: appealing, tasty, flavorful"
+			"text": "Appetizing (appealing, tasty, flavorful)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Arrogant: egotistical, overconfident, conceited"
+			"text": "Arrogant (egotistical, overconfident, conceited)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Awesome: amazing, remarkable, majestic"
+			"text": "Awesome (amazing, remarkable, majestic)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Awkward: clumsy, bumbling, uncoordinated"
+			"text": "Awkward (clumsy, bumbling, uncoordinated)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Believable: trustworthy, credible, convincing"
+			"text": "Believable (trustworthy, credible, convincing)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Bogus: fraudulent, phony, insincere"
+			"text": "Bogus (fraudulent, phony, insincere)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Boisterous: loud, rambunctious, rowdy"
+			"text": "Boisterous (loud, rambunctious, rowdy)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Bold: daring, brave, courageous"
+			"text": "Bold (daring, brave, courageous)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Boring: dull, tedious, monotonous"
+			"text": "Boring (dull, tedious, monotonous)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Bright: brilliant, radiant, shiny"
+			"text": "Bright (brilliant, radiant, shiny)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Brilliant: dazzling, gleaming, intelligent"
+			"text": "Brilliant (dazzling, gleaming, intelligent)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Busy: occupied, meddlesome, engrossed"
+			"text": "Busy (occupied, meddlesome, engrossed)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Calm: peaceful, tranquil, placid"
+			"text": "Calm (peaceful, tranquil, placid)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Casual: easygoing, blase, nonchalant"
+			"text": "Casual (easygoing, blase, nonchalant)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Charismatic: alluring, magnetic, charming"
+			"text": "Charismatic (alluring, magnetic, charming)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Charming: captivating, enchanting, fascinating"
+			"text": "Charming (captivating, enchanting, fascinating)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Cheesy: trashy, tawdry, far-fetched"
+			"text": "Cheesy (trashy, tawdry, far-fetched)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Chewy: gummy, rubbery, stringy"
+			"text": "Chewy (gummy, rubbery, stringy)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Chunky: lumpy, chubby, bumpy"
+			"text": "Chunky (lumpy, chubby, bumpy)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Classic: timeless, definitive, vintage"
+			"text": "Classic (timeless, definitive, vintage)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Clean: washed, pure, tidy"
+			"text": "Clean (washed, pure, tidy)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Clueless: unaware, oblivious, ignorant"
+			"text": "Clueless (unaware, oblivious, ignorant)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Cold: chilly, icy, aloof"
+			"text": "Cold (chilly, icy, aloof)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Colorful: vivid, brilliant, kaleidoscopic"
+			"text": "Colorful (vivid, brilliant, kaleidoscopic)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Comfortable: cozy, snug, restful"
+			"text": "Comfortable (cozy, snug, restful)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Comical: funny, hilarious, amusing"
+			"text": "Comical (funny, hilarious, amusing)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Complicated: difficult, complex, involved"
+			"text": "Complicated (difficult, complex, involved)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Confused: muddled, bewildered, perplexed"
+			"text": "Confused (muddled, bewildered, perplexed)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Cool: chilly, hip, cold-blooded"
+			"text": "Cool (chilly, hip, cold-blooded)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Corrupt: dishonest, underhanded, shady"
+			"text": "Corrupt (dishonest, underhanded, shady)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Cosmic: limitless, planetary, far out"
+			"text": "Cosmic (limitless, planetary, far out)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Cosmopolitan: sophisticated, urbane, well-informed"
+			"text": "Cosmopolitan (sophisticated, urbane, well-informed)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Courageous: brave, gallant, dauntless"
+			"text": "Courageous (brave, gallant, dauntless)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Cowardly: fearful, afraid, spineless"
+			"text": "Cowardly (fearful, afraid, spineless)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Cranky: crabby, cantankerous, grouchy"
+			"text": "Cranky (crabby, cantankerous, grouchy)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Crazed: insane, wild, deranged"
+			"text": "Crazed (insane, wild, deranged)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Crazy: insane, bizarre, wacky"
+			"text": "Crazy (insane, bizarre, wacky)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Creative: imaginative, artistic, original"
+			"text": "Creative (imaginative, artistic, original)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Creepy: frightening, slithering, scary"
+			"text": "Creepy (frightening, slithering, scary)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Cruel: mean, harsh, merciless"
+			"text": "Cruel (mean, harsh, merciless)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Cuddly: loving, tender, huggable"
+			"text": "Cuddly (loving, tender, huggable)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Cute: pretty, perky, delightful"
+			"text": "Cute (pretty, perky, delightful)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Dainty: delicate, fragile, thin"
+			"text": "Dainty (delicate, fragile, thin)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Dangerous: risky, chancy, hazardous"
+			"text": "Dangerous (risky, chancy, hazardous)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Dead: deceased, expired, unresponsive"
+			"text": "Dead (deceased, expired, unresponsive)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Deadly: fatal, lethal, murderous"
+			"text": "Deadly (fatal, lethal, murderous)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Delicate: dainty, tender, elegant"
+			"text": "Delicate (dainty, tender, elegant)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Delicious: tasty, pleasing, appetizing"
+			"text": "Delicious (tasty, pleasing, appetizing)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Delightful: pleasing, enjoyable, charming"
+			"text": "Delightful (pleasing, enjoyable, charming)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Demanding: difficult, exacting, bothersome"
+			"text": "Demanding (difficult, exacting, bothersome)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Depressing: dismal, gloomy, sad"
+			"text": "Depressing (dismal, gloomy, sad)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Desperate: frantic, headlong, reckless"
+			"text": "Desperate (frantic, headlong, reckless)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Dignified: stately, honorable, distinguished"
+			"text": "Dignified (stately, honorable, distinguished)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Dirty: unclean, soiled, impure"
+			"text": "Dirty (unclean, soiled, impure)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Distinguished: dignified, extraordinary, acclaimed"
+			"text": "Distinguished (dignified, extraordinary, acclaimed)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Disturbing: unsettling, troubling, worrisome"
+			"text": "Disturbing (unsettling, troubling, worrisome)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Dramatic: exciting, sensational, theatrical"
+			"text": "Dramatic (exciting, sensational, theatrical)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Dreamy: fanciful, whimsical, heavenly"
+			"text": "Dreamy (fanciful, whimsical, heavenly)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Dull: boring, stupid, blunt"
+			"text": "Dull (boring, stupid, blunt)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Dysfunctional: impaired, damaged, maladjusted"
+			"text": "Dysfunctional (impaired, damaged, maladjusted)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Earthy: unrefined, natural, crude"
+			"text": "Earthy (unrefined, natural, crude)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Easy: effortless, gentle, promiscuous"
+			"text": "Easy (effortless, gentle, promiscuous)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Eccentric: peculiar, odd, bizarre"
+			"text": "Eccentric (peculiar, odd, bizarre)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Elitist: snobbish, arrogant, smug"
+			"text": "Elitist (snobbish, arrogant, smug)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Emotional: passionate, moving, volatile"
+			"text": "Emotional (passionate, moving, volatile)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Eternal: timeless, immortal, perpetual"
+			"text": "Eternal (timeless, immortal, perpetual)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "European: of Europe, from Europe, about Europe"
+			"text": "European (of Europe, from Europe, about Europe)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Exciting: thrilling, breathtaking, arousing"
+			"text": "Exciting (thrilling, breathtaking, arousing)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Exhausting: weakening, tiring, draining"
+			"text": "Exhausting (weakening, tiring, draining)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Expensive: costly, valuable, exorbitant"
+			"text": "Expensive (costly, valuable, exorbitant)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Explosive: bursting, blasting, dangerous"
+			"text": "Explosive (bursting, blasting, dangerous)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Exquisite: excellent, refined, flawless"
+			"text": "Exquisite (excellent, refined, flawless)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Extreme: exceptional, superlative, radical"
+			"text": "Extreme (exceptional, superlative, radical)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Fabulous: marvelous, wonderful, incredible"
+			"text": "Fabulous (marvelous, wonderful, incredible)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Fake: unreal, counterfeit, deceptive"
+			"text": "Fake (unreal, counterfeit, deceptive)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Fancy: showy, ornate, decorated"
+			"text": "Fancy (showy, ornate, decorated)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Fantastic: awesome, outrageous, imaginary"
+			"text": "Fantastic (awesome, outrageous, imaginary)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Feminine: womanly, ladylike, unmanly"
+			"text": "Feminine (womanly, ladylike, unmanly)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Filthy: dirty, foul, unclean"
+			"text": "Filthy (dirty, foul, unclean)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Flirtatious: brazen, saucy, forward"
+			"text": "Flirtatious (brazen, saucy, forward)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Foreign: alien, unfamiliar, exotic"
+			"text": "Foreign (alien, unfamiliar, exotic)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Fragrant: aromatic, odorous, perfumed"
+			"text": "Fragrant (aromatic, odorous, perfumed)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Frazzled: exhausted, frayed, worn"
+			"text": "Frazzled (exhausted, frayed, worn)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Fresh: new, original, good"
+			"text": "Fresh (new, original, good)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Friendly: affectionate, comforting, welcoming"
+			"text": "Friendly (affectionate, comforting, welcoming)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Frightening: scary, horrifying, awesome"
+			"text": "Frightening (scary, horrifying, awesome)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Frivolous: trivial, silly, shallow"
+			"text": "Frivolous (trivial, silly, shallow)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Funky: groovy, psychedelic, hip"
+			"text": "Funky (groovy, psychedelic, hip)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Funny: amusing, comic, odd"
+			"text": "Funny (amusing, comic, odd)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Furious: angry, raging, wild"
+			"text": "Furious (angry, raging, wild)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Fuzzy: downy, unclear, furry"
+			"text": "Fuzzy (downy, unclear, furry)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Glamorous: beautiful, dazzling, stylish"
+			"text": "Glamorous (beautiful, dazzling, stylish)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Glitzy: flashy, showy, gaudy"
+			"text": "Glitzy (flashy, showy, gaudy)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Global: world-wide, spherical, universal"
+			"text": "Global (world-wide, spherical, universal)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Glorious: magnificent, delightful, splendid"
+			"text": "Glorious (magnificent, delightful, splendid)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Goody-Goody: sweet, well-behaved, virtuous"
+			"text": "Goody-Goody (sweet, well-behaved, virtuous)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Graceful: elegant, supple, limber"
+			"text": "Graceful (elegant, supple, limber)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Handsome: attractive, elegant, fine"
+			"text": "Handsome (attractive, elegant, fine)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Hardworking: industrious, diligent, busy"
+			"text": "Hardworking (industrious, diligent, busy)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Harmful: hurtful, unhealthy, damaging"
+			"text": "Harmful (hurtful, unhealthy, damaging)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Haunting: unforgettable, bewitching, unearthly"
+			"text": "Haunting (unforgettable, bewitching, unearthly)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Healthy: hearty, robust, wholesome"
+			"text": "Healthy (hearty, robust, wholesome)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Heartless: insensitive, cruel, uncaring"
+			"text": "Heartless (insensitive, cruel, uncaring)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Hilarious: funny, witty, amusing"
+			"text": "Hilarious (funny, witty, amusing)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Honorable: honest, just, virtuous"
+			"text": "Honorable (honest, just, virtuous)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Hopeless: pessimistic, desperate, downhearted"
+			"text": "Hopeless (pessimistic, desperate, downhearted)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Horrifying: offensive, abominable, disgusting"
+			"text": "Horrifying (offensive, abominable, disgusting)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Hostile: antagonistic, aggressive, warlike"
+			"text": "Hostile (antagonistic, aggressive, warlike)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Hot: blazing, heated, spicy"
+			"text": "Hot (blazing, heated, spicy)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Idiotic: foolish, dumb, moronic"
+			"text": "Idiotic (foolish, dumb, moronic)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Important: significant, substantial, momentous"
+			"text": "Important (significant, substantial, momentous)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Industrious: diligent, busy, hard-working"
+			"text": "Industrious (diligent, busy, hard-working)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Influential: powerful, prominent, important"
+			"text": "Influential (powerful, prominent, important)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Innocent: guiltless, pure, naive"
+			"text": "Innocent (guiltless, pure, naive)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Insane: psychotic, deranged, mad"
+			"text": "Insane (psychotic, deranged, mad)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Inspirational: exhilarating, inspiring, stimulating"
+			"text": "Inspirational (exhilarating, inspiring, stimulating)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Insulting: offending, discourteous, rude"
+			"text": "Insulting (offending, discourteous, rude)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Intelligent: bright, smart, brainy"
+			"text": "Intelligent (bright, smart, brainy)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Intense: extreme, passionate, strained"
+			"text": "Intense (extreme, passionate, strained)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Irresistible: overpowering, overwhelming, compelling"
+			"text": "Irresistible (overpowering, overwhelming, compelling)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Irritating: annoying, troublesome, provoking"
+			"text": "Irritating (annoying, troublesome, provoking)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Juicy: drippy, luscious, tantalizing"
+			"text": "Juicy (drippy, luscious, tantalizing)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Lazy: lifeless, apathetic, weary"
+			"text": "Lazy (lifeless, apathetic, weary)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Legendary: famous, distinctive, prominent"
+			"text": "Legendary (famous, distinctive, prominent)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Loud: noisy, boisterous, deafening"
+			"text": "Loud (noisy, boisterous, deafening)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Lovable: adorable, endearing, cuddly"
+			"text": "Lovable (adorable, endearing, cuddly)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Lucky: fortunate, serendipitous, favored"
+			"text": "Lucky (fortunate, serendipitous, favored)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Luscious: delicious, savory, juicy"
+			"text": "Luscious (delicious, savory, juicy)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Luxurious: opulent, lavish, sumptuous"
+			"text": "Luxurious (opulent, lavish, sumptuous)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Magical: enchanting, miraculous, marvelous"
+			"text": "Magical (enchanting, miraculous, marvelous)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Manly: masculine, virile, strong"
+			"text": "Manly (masculine, virile, strong)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Masculine: male, manly, virile"
+			"text": "Masculine (male, manly, virile)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Meek: shy, mild, timid"
+			"text": "Meek (shy, mild, timid)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Melodramatic: theatrical, sensational, showy"
+			"text": "Melodramatic (theatrical, sensational, showy)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Mischievous: naughty, prankish, sly"
+			"text": "Mischievous (naughty, prankish, sly)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Miserable: wretched, pitiful, forlorn"
+			"text": "Miserable (wretched, pitiful, forlorn)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Misunderstood: not grasped, not learned, not absorbed"
+			"text": "Misunderstood (not grasped, not learned, not absorbed)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Mysterious: secretive, puzzling, strange"
+			"text": "Mysterious (secretive, puzzling, strange)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Mystical: spiritual, secretive, esoteric"
+			"text": "Mystical (spiritual, secretive, esoteric)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Naive: unsophisticated, childlike, simple"
+			"text": "Naive (unsophisticated, childlike, simple)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Nasty: mean, inclement, offensive"
+			"text": "Nasty (mean, inclement, offensive)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Natural: pure, simple, unadorned"
+			"text": "Natural (pure, simple, unadorned)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Neat: tidy, orderly, cool"
+			"text": "Neat (tidy, orderly, cool)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Neglected: ignored, disregarded, rejected"
+			"text": "Neglected (ignored, disregarded, rejected)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Nerdy: unhip, uncool, dorky"
+			"text": "Nerdy (unhip, uncool, dorky)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Normal: usual, common, ordinary"
+			"text": "Normal (usual, common, ordinary)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Obnoxious: offensive, repulsive, annoying"
+			"text": "Obnoxious (offensive, repulsive, annoying)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Odd: different, eccentric, bizarre"
+			"text": "Odd (different, eccentric, bizarre)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Offensive: insulting, vulgar, attacking"
+			"text": "Offensive (insulting, vulgar, attacking)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Ordinary: usual, common, plain"
+			"text": "Ordinary (usual, common, plain)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Organic: natural, clean, biological"
+			"text": "Organic (natural, clean, biological)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Outrageous: shocking, scandalous, disgraceful"
+			"text": "Outrageous (shocking, scandalous, disgraceful)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Overwhelming: exhaustive, breathtaking, monumental"
+			"text": "Overwhelming (exhaustive, breathtaking, monumental)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Painful: hurtful, agonizing, unbearable"
+			"text": "Painful (hurtful, agonizing, unbearable)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Pathetic: pitiful, distressing, heart-rending"
+			"text": "Pathetic (pitiful, distressing, heart-rending)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Patriotic: nationalistic, loyal, public-spirited"
+			"text": "Patriotic (nationalistic, loyal, public-spirited)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Peaceful: serene, restful, calm"
+			"text": "Peaceful (serene, restful, calm)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Perfect: faultless, consummate, exact"
+			"text": "Perfect (faultless, consummate, exact)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Philosophical: thoughtful, contemplative, wise"
+			"text": "Philosophical (thoughtful, contemplative, wise)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Phony: false, artificial, imitation"
+			"text": "Phony (false, artificial, imitation)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Playful: fun, frisky, entertaining"
+			"text": "Playful (fun, frisky, entertaining)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Popular: well-liked, accepted, preferred"
+			"text": "Popular (well-liked, accepted, preferred)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Powerful: strong, forceful, robust"
+			"text": "Powerful (strong, forceful, robust)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Primitive: prehistoric, primal, uncivilized"
+			"text": "Primitive (prehistoric, primal, uncivilized)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Principled: conscientious, ethical, scrupulous"
+			"text": "Principled (conscientious, ethical, scrupulous)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Profound: deep, wise, thoughtful"
+			"text": "Profound (deep, wise, thoughtful)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Puffy: swollen, billowy, bloated"
+			"text": "Puffy (swollen, billowy, bloated)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Pure: innocent, unadulterated, chaste"
+			"text": "Pure (innocent, unadulterated, chaste)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Quiet: peaceful, silent, calm"
+			"text": "Quiet (peaceful, silent, calm)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Radiant: shining, glowing, sparkling"
+			"text": "Radiant (shining, glowing, sparkling)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Radical: unconventional, revolutionary, extreme"
+			"text": "Radical (unconventional, revolutionary, extreme)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Rare: scarce, unusual, half-cooked"
+			"text": "Rare (scarce, unusual, half-cooked)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Realistic: authentic, lifelike, reasonable"
+			"text": "Realistic (authentic, lifelike, reasonable)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Refined: well-bred, purified, cultivated"
+			"text": "Refined (well-bred, purified, cultivated)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Refreshing: brisk, invigorating, rejuvenating"
+			"text": "Refreshing (brisk, invigorating, rejuvenating)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Relaxing: restful, calming, peaceful"
+			"text": "Relaxing (restful, calming, peaceful)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Repulsive: disgusting, offensive, foul"
+			"text": "Repulsive (disgusting, offensive, foul)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Responsible: accountable, obligated, mature"
+			"text": "Responsible (accountable, obligated, mature)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Revolutionary: innovative, rebellious, radical"
+			"text": "Revolutionary (innovative, rebellious, radical)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Rich: wealthy, affluent, moneyed"
+			"text": "Rich (wealthy, affluent, moneyed)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Ridiculous: preposterous, absurd, ludicrous"
+			"text": "Ridiculous (preposterous, absurd, ludicrous)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Risky: hazardous, daring, speculative"
+			"text": "Risky (hazardous, daring, speculative)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Rough: scratchy, uneven, jagged"
+			"text": "Rough (scratchy, uneven, jagged)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Saintly: virtuous, angelic, divine"
+			"text": "Saintly (virtuous, angelic, divine)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Sappy: gooey, mushy, romantic"
+			"text": "Sappy (gooey, mushy, romantic)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Scary: frightening, absurd, ugly"
+			"text": "Scary (frightening, absurd, ugly)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Scenic: picturesque, dramatic, panoramic"
+			"text": "Scenic (picturesque, dramatic, panoramic)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Selfish: stingy, greedy, miserly"
+			"text": "Selfish (stingy, greedy, miserly)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Senseless: meaningless, absurd, foolish"
+			"text": "Senseless (meaningless, absurd, foolish)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Sensitive: susceptible, sympathetic, tender"
+			"text": "Sensitive (susceptible, sympathetic, tender)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Sensual: tactile, pleasing, sexual"
+			"text": "Sensual (tactile, pleasing, sexual)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Sexy: arousing, appealing, seductive"
+			"text": "Sexy (arousing, appealing, seductive)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Shallow: superficial, trivial, not deep"
+			"text": "Shallow (superficial, trivial, not deep)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Sharp: pointed, keen, acute"
+			"text": "Sharp (pointed, keen, acute)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Shiny: reflective, gleaming, polished"
+			"text": "Shiny (reflective, gleaming, polished)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Shocking: frightening, electrifying, startling"
+			"text": "Shocking (frightening, electrifying, startling)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Shy: bashful, timid, cautious"
+			"text": "Shy (bashful, timid, cautious)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Silly: goofy, absurd, nonsensical"
+			"text": "Silly (goofy, absurd, nonsensical)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Smart: intelligent, stylish, witty"
+			"text": "Smart (intelligent, stylish, witty)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Smelly: stinky, odorous, rank"
+			"text": "Smelly (stinky, odorous, rank)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Smooth: even, level, flat"
+			"text": "Smooth (even, level, flat)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Snappy: stylish, trendy, fast"
+			"text": "Snappy (stylish, trendy, fast)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Soft: malleable, pliable, mushy"
+			"text": "Soft (malleable, pliable, mushy)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Speedy: quick, rapid, fast"
+			"text": "Speedy (quick, rapid, fast)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Spicy: flavorable, tangy, hot"
+			"text": "Spicy (flavorable, tangy, hot)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Spiritual: religious, inspired, supernatural"
+			"text": "Spiritual (religious, inspired, supernatural)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Spooky: scary, weird, ghostly"
+			"text": "Spooky (scary, weird, ghostly)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Spunky: perky, lively, spirited"
+			"text": "Spunky (perky, lively, spirited)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Squeaky Clean: pure, immaculate, unapproachable"
+			"text": "Squeaky Clean (pure, immaculate, unapproachable)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Stereotyped: pigeonholed, caricatured, characterized"
+			"text": "Stereotyped (pigeonholed, caricatured, characterized)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Stunning: astonishing, staggering, astounding"
+			"text": "Stunning (astonishing, staggering, astounding)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Sultry: sweltering, humid, sensual"
+			"text": "Sultry (sweltering, humid, sensual)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Sweet: sugary, caring, good"
+			"text": "Sweet (sugary, caring, good)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Swift: quick, speedy, expeditious"
+			"text": "Swift (quick, speedy, expeditious)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Talented: gifted, clever, skillful"
+			"text": "Talented (gifted, clever, skillful)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Tame: subdued, gentle, trained"
+			"text": "Tame (subdued, gentle, trained)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Technological: scientific, futuristic, mechanical"
+			"text": "Technological (scientific, futuristic, mechanical)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Temperamental: moody, irritable, short-tempered"
+			"text": "Temperamental (moody, irritable, short-tempered)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Timeless: classic, ageless, well-established"
+			"text": "Timeless (classic, ageless, well-established)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Touchy-Feely: affectionate, tactile, huggy"
+			"text": "Touchy-Feely (affectionate, tactile, huggy)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Tough: strong, firm, difficult"
+			"text": "Tough (strong, firm, difficult)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Trustworthy: honest, reliable, unfailing"
+			"text": "Trustworthy (honest, reliable, unfailing)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Twisted: distorted, warped, perverted"
+			"text": "Twisted (distorted, warped, perverted)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Unbelievable: incredible, far-fetched, impossible"
+			"text": "Unbelievable (incredible, far-fetched, impossible)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Unforgettable: notable, impressive, remarkable"
+			"text": "Unforgettable (notable, impressive, remarkable)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Unhealthy: risky, sickly, dangerous"
+			"text": "Unhealthy (risky, sickly, dangerous)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Unnatural: abnormal, artificial, bizarre"
+			"text": "Unnatural (abnormal, artificial, bizarre)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Unreal: imaginary, illusionary, unbelievable"
+			"text": "Unreal (imaginary, illusionary, unbelievable)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Unscrupulous: unethical, corrupt, unprincipled"
+			"text": "Unscrupulous (unethical, corrupt, unprincipled)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Unusual: rare, odd, uncommon"
+			"text": "Unusual (rare, odd, uncommon)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Useless: worthless, ineffective, unneeded"
+			"text": "Useless (worthless, ineffective, unneeded)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Violent: furious, vicious, destructive"
+			"text": "Violent (furious, vicious, destructive)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Virtuous: worthy, righteous, chaste"
+			"text": "Virtuous (worthy, righteous, chaste)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Visionary: idealistic, prophetic, far-seeing"
+			"text": "Visionary (idealistic, prophetic, far-seeing)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Weird: abnormal, peculiar, odd"
+			"text": "Weird (abnormal, peculiar, odd)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Wicked: evil, corrupt, depraved"
+			"text": "Wicked (evil, corrupt, depraved)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Wild: untamed, savage, ferocious"
+			"text": "Wild (untamed, savage, ferocious)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Witty: clever, humorous, cunning"
+			"text": "Witty (clever, humorous, cunning)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Woebegone: dismal, sorrowful, bummed out"
+			"text": "Woebegone (dismal, sorrowful, bummed out)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Worldly: experienced, sophisticated, materialistic"
+			"text": "Worldly (experienced, sophisticated, materialistic)"
 		},
 		{
 			"pick": 1,
-			"text": "Zany: crazy, funny, wacky"
+			"text": "Zany (crazy, funny, wacky)"
 		}
 	],
 	"redCards": [
-		"A Bad Haircut: The perfect start to a bad hair day.",
-		"A Bull Fight: Also known as \"la fiesta brava\" (the brave festival). A whole lot of bull..",
-		"A Car Crash: \"Hey, it was an accident!\"",
-		"A Cheap Motel: No charge for the cockroaches.",
-		"A Crawl Space: Where you'll find something the cat dragged in.",
-		"A Dozen Red Roses: When eleven just won't do.",
-		"A Flat Tire: \"Whaddya mean, there's no spare?\"",
-		"A Full Moon: \"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore!\" -Dean Martin",
-		"A Haunted House: Maybe if people would STOP building their dream homes on ancient burial grounds ...",
-		"A High School Bathroom: \"Fools rush in where angels fear to tread\" -Alexander Pope",
-		"A Honeymoon: America's top honeymoon spots are Hawaii, Niagara Falls, Las Vegas and Florida. You can get there by air, land, sea ... or shotgun.",
-		"A Locker Room: Steamy atmosphere ... bawdy humor ... sweaty bodies ... HEY! Sounds like Cable TV!",
-		"A Morgue: \"Given strange eons, even death may die...\" -H.P. Lovecraft",
-		"A Nine Iron: A golf club best used on short shots or large opponents.",
-		"A School Bus: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. -Franklin D. Roosevelt",
-		"A School Cafeteria: Food fight!.",
-		"A Sunrise: \"But he who kisses the joy as it flies/ Lives in eternity's sunrise.\" -William Blake",
-		"A Sunset: The sun never set on the British Empire ... because God didn't trust the English in the dark.",
-		"A Tree House: Your first high-rise apartment.",
-		"A Used Car Lot: One of the most honest places around. Honest ...",
-		"Abraham Lincoln: 1809-65, 16th U.S. president, led the Union to victory in the American Civil War and abolished slavery. Was assassinated for his efforts.",
-		"Adam Sandler: 1966- , American comedian, film star, and Saturday Night Live alumnus. Genius or goofball - you make the call.",
-		"Adolph Hitler: 1889-1945, turned Germany into a militarized dictatorship, caused the slaughter of millions and launched World War II.",
-		"AIDS: Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.",
-		"Airline Food: Since when is a bag of peanuts considered a meal?",
-		"Al Pacino: 1940- , Oscar winning American actor and star of \"The Godfather,\" \"Dog Day Afternoon\" and \"Scent Of A Woman.\" One very intense guy.",
-		"Albert Einstein: 1879-1955, German-born American physicist and Nobel laureate who created theories of relativity. Nice hair.",
-		"Alfred Hitchcock: 1899-1980, British-born American director and producer of brilliant psychological thrillers. Right, mother? MOTHER!",
-		"Alien Abductions: There was a blinding light -and she was gone!",
-		"Americans: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY! WE'RE SUING!",
-		"Amputations: \"A SCRATCH? Your arm's off!\" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail.",
-		"Angry Hornets: Who put the bees in their bonnets?.",
-		"Andy Warhol: 1928-87, American painter and filmmaker, a leader of the pop art movement. Famous for slightly more than 15 minutes.",
-		"Anne Frank: 1929-45, German Jewish girl who wrote in her diary about her family hiding from the Nazis. She died in a concentration camp.",
-		"Antarctica: Home to the lowest temperature ever recorded on earth, -126.9 F.",
-		"Anthony Hopkins: 1937- , British actor starred in The Elephant Man, Howard's End, and, of course, The Silence Of The Lambs. Knighted in 1992.",
-		"Apple Pie: It's as American as ... as ... something ...",
-		"Apples: More than 40 million metric tons are produced worldwide every year. How 'bout them apples?",
-		"Armed Robbery: You got your Robbery, your Armed Robbery, your Strong Armed Robbery, and, of course, the five finger discount.",
-		"Assembly Lines: Faster. FASTER!",
-		"At My Parent's House: Like never-never land, you're never seen as an adult here.",
-		"Atlantis: Mythological city where the folks had that sinking feeling.",
-		"Atomic Bombs: The Italian physicist Enrico Fermi succeeded in producing the first nuclear chain reaction in 1942, at the University of Chicago.",
-		"Attack On Pearl Harbor: \"Yesterday, December 7th, 1941, a date which will live in infamy ...\" -Franklin D. Roosevelt",
-		"Austin Powers: Fictional British man of mystery. Yeah, bay-beee, yeah!",
-		"Australian Outback: Beware of dangerous temperatures, strange animals, and didgeridoos.",
-		"Babe Ruth: 1895-1948, American baseball legend, and one heck of a candy bar!",
-		"Babies: Little bundles of joy ... and who needs sleep, anyway?",
-		"Baby Showers: Baby showers may bring flowers ...",
-		"Backstreet Boys: The latest American pop boy band. Which one do you think is the cutest?",
-		"Bad Dogs: Bad dog, bad dog. What'cha gonna do?",
-		"Bagpipes: A shrill-toned musical instrument consisting of a leather bag and pipes. Also available in plaid.",
-		"Baked Beans: Add a little bacon, brown sugar and Beano!",
-		"Baked Potatoes: Hot potato, couch potato, potato head, twice baked, half-baked, ... whatever.",
-		"Baking Cookies: An experience only surpassed by eating them.",
-		"Bald Eagles: Known for their majestic appearance and powerful flight. In 1782, the bald eagle was chosen as the emblem of the United States.",
-		"Ballerinas: Beautiful, graceful dancers who are always on their toes.",
-		"Bangkok: Capital of Thailand. Location: near the Gulf of Siam. Population: five million. Reputation: seedy.",
-		"Bankruptcy: It'll be the debt of you.",
-		"Barbara Walters: 1931- , American television journalist and author. Voted one of the most important women of the century by \"Ladies Home Journal.\"",
-		"Barbed Wire: Wire with sharp points, used for fences. Created havoc on the western frontier.",
-		"Barfing: We didn't want to bring that up ...",
-		"Barney: Purple dinosaur. \"I love you, you love me, blah, blah, blah ... \"",
-		"Bart Simpson: Fictional animated character. Don't have a cow, man!\"",
-		"Bates Motel: The haunt of Alfred Hitchcock's psycho, Norman Bates ... and mother, of course ...",
-		"Batman: How does Batman's mother call him home? \"Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner - BATMAN!\"",
-		"Bats: The little brown bat consumes as many as 600 mosquitoes in an hour. The vampire bat dines elsewhere ...",
-		"Beach Parties: Up for some \"Beach Blanket Bingo,\" Annette?",
-		"Beanie Babies: Tiny plush collectibles to love and cherish. Don't take that tag off!",
-		"Beauty And The Beast: A tale as old as time ... so Disney didn't have to pay royalties.",
-		"Beer: \"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.\" - Benjamin Franklin",
-		"Beer Bellies: Just think of them as microbreweries.",
-		"Beethoven: 1770-1827, German composer, considered one of the greatest of the western world.",
-		"Beets: Beats Brussels sprout.",
-		"Being In Love: \"Love's like the measles, all the worse when it comes late.\" -Douglas Jerrold",
-		"Bell-Bottoms: Bell-bottoms and pea coats -who would have thought the Navy could be such a trendsetter?",
-		"Ben Stiller: 1965-, American actor, director, and funny guy of Reality Bites, There's Something About Mary, and Meet The Parents",
-		"Berlin: 1945 - Adolph Hitler's last stand. Bunker ... I mean -hunker down, soldier.",
-		"Big Bang Theory: A cosmological theory for the origin of the universe. An explosive idea!",
-		"Big Macs: T w o a l l b e e f p a t t i e s s p e c i a l s a u c e l e t t u c e c h e e s e p i c k l e s o n i o n s o n a s e s a m e s e e d b u n .",
-		"Bigfoot: Legendary North American monster, a.k.a. Sasquatch or the Abominable Snowman.",
-		"Bill Clinton: 1946- , popular, yet embattled, 42nd president of the United States.",
-		"Bill Gates: 1955-, chairman and chief software architect of Microsoft Corporation. A very rich guy.",
-		"Bill Murray: 1950-, American actor and comedian. Star of Ghostbusters, Stripes, Groundhog Day, and Lost In Translation.",
-		"Billboards: Only 1,254 miles to Wall Drug ...",
-		"Bingo: \"There was a farmer, had a dog, and Bingo was his name-o ...\"",
-		"Bird Watching: A hobby that relies on a wing and a prayer.",
-		"Black Holes: The gravitational field of a black hole is so strong that nothing, including light, can escape from its vicinity.",
-		"Black Velvet: Smooth, silky and sophisticated ... until you paint an Elvis on it.",
-		"Blizzard: Extreme cold, strong winds, and a head snowfall. Also known as Canada.",
-		"Blood: A healthy human body contains between five and six quarts of blood. Bloody right they do!",
-		"Board Games: Games have been played for thousands of years. Some games of Monopoly just SEEM that long.",
-		"Body Odor: Over $1.6 billion is spent each year on antiperspirants in the United States. That stinks!",
-		"Body Piercing: YOU STUCK WHAT? WHERE?",
-		"Body Surfing: When you're too cheap to buy a surfboard.",
-		"Bonbons: Sweets for the sweet ...",
-		"Bongos: Small drums played with the fingers. Used in Latin American and African music. The choice of American beat poets.",
-		"Bottled Water: How much are you willing to pay for something you can get for free?",
-		"Boxing: An ancient and honorable sport - not just for boys anymore ...",
-		"Boy Scouts: International organization for boys and young men founded in England in 1908, to foster character, citizenship and outdoor life.",
-		"Boyfriends: \"My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble.\" - The Angels",
-		"Brad Pitt: 1963- , American actor and heart-throb.",
-		"Brain Surgeons: Hey, it ain't brain surgery ... oh ... wait a second ...",
-		"Brains: Vital to human existence and mad scientists.",
-		"Britney Spears: 1981-, American singer. From mouseketeer to international pop star.",
-		"Broadway: The New York theater district. \"They say the neon lights shine bright on Broadway.\" -Barry Mann",
-		"Bruce Willis: 1955- , Diehard American action movie star who has moonlighted on TV. He also starred in Pulp Fiction, Armageddon and The Sixth Sense.",
-		"Bubble Gum: Crack it, snap it, pop it, and blow it!",
-		"Bubbles: \"Tiny bubbles, in the wine/ Tiny bubble make me feel fine ...\" -Don Ho",
-		"Bullwinkle: As in the cartoon \"The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle\" - the moose half of moose and squirrel.",
-		"Bumper Stickers: Your personal billboard!",
-		"Bungee Jumping: Another sport hanging on by a thread.",
-		"Buying A House: If only we had the money, we could get a mortgage.",
-		"Cabbage: From the French word caboche, meaning \"big head.\"",
-		"Cactus: Require little care and exhibit bizarre forms. As such, they are often mistaken for Survivalists.",
-		"California: Sacramento is its capital, Los Angeles its largest city. Here we come.",
-		"Camping Trip: When you just have to get s'more nature.",
-		"Canada: Federated country of North America. The Great White North - eh?",
-		"Canadians: How many Canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fifteen. Fourteen to chip it out of the ice, and one to screw it in.",
-		"Captain Kirk: Fictional starship captain. \"Beam me up Scotty, there is no intelligent life on this planet!\" - bumper sticker, 1980s",
-		"Car Bombs: Not including the Ford Pinto, of course.",
-		"Car Horns: Blow it, buddy!",
-		"Carl Sagan: 1934-96, American astronomer and pioneer exobiologist. Touched many lives. Billions and billions of them.",
-		"Carnival Workers: Step right up ...",
-		"Cary Grant: 1904-86, British-born American actor known for his debonair manner. He can be found North by Northwest.",
-		"Casablanca: The largest city in Morocco, and one heck of a good movie. \"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world...\"",
-		"Casinos: Slots and slots of fun.",
-		"Castles: Kings, queens, knights in shining armor, and little square hamburgers.",
-		"Caves: Stalactites, stalagmites. Which go up and which go down?",
-		"Celine Dion: 1968-, Canadian singer whose heart will go on, and on ...",
-		"Cell Phones: Get off the phone or get off the road!",
-		"Cesar Chavez: 1927-93, American labor leader who led the 1965 nationwide boycott of California grapes ... a bunch of sour grapes!",
-		"Chain Letters: Send this game to ten of your friends and good luck will follow. Honest!",
-		"Chains: Gold or iron: name your shackles.",
-		"Challenger Explosion: \"Without a wish, without a will/ I stood upon that silent hill/ and stared into the sky ...\" - Ralph Hodgeson",
-		"Chameleons: The chameleon is a lizard that changes color when frightened -or is that a politician?",
-		"Charging Rhinos: How do you stop a rhino from charging? Take away its credit cards.",
-		"Cheesecake: A really tasty dish.",
-		"Cher: 1946- , American singer and actor, she makes aging look good.",
-		"Chicago: Third largest city in the United States. Our kind of town.",
-		"Chicken Pox: Infectious disease usually contracted in childhood. Just don't scratch 'em!",
-		"Chickens: From incubator to rotisserie in 56 days! Run, chicken, run!",
-		"Chimpanzees: Sure, they're related to us; but they don't write, and they NEVER call!",
-		"China: The most populous country in the world. More than one-fifth of the world's total population lives within its borders.",
-		"Chinatown: International travel, just around the corner.",
-		"Choir Boys: They sound angelic, but ...",
-		"Chorus Girls: Long legs and high kicks!",
-		"Cigarette Burns: Another reason to give up smoking.",
-		"Cigarettes: Mind if I smoke?",
-		"Cinco de Mayo: Marks the victory of the Mexican Army over the French at the Battle of Puebla, in 1862.",
-		"Cindy Crawford: 1966- , American Supermodel. What dreams are made of.",
-		"Clark Gable: 1901-60, American film actor, noted as a romantic lead. Frankly, my dear, he didn't give a damn.",
-		"Claude Monet: 1840-1926, French painter, regarded as one of the leaders on the impressionist movement.",
-		"Cleaning The Bathroom: It's YOUR turn!",
-		"Cleopatra: c. 69-30 BC, Queen of Egypt, noted for love affairs with Julius Caesar and Mark Antony, which came back to bite her in the asp.",
-		"Clint Eastwood: 1930-, American film actor and director, past mayor of Carmel, California. Has earned fistfuls of dollars.",
-		"Clowns: They would be really funny if they weren't so darn scary.",
-		"Cocaine: Alkaloid obtained from leaves of the coca plant and used as a local anesthetic and abused as a drug.",
-		"Cockroaches: Annoying insects that can survive a nuclear war. Fortunately, they can't survive the heel of your shoe.",
-		"Coconuts: \"Put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up.\" -Harry Nillson",
-		"Cold Pizza: The breakfast of champions.",
-		"Communists: \"From each, according to their ability, to each according to their need.\" I need a new Ferrari.",
-		"Commuting: The daily grind. And we're not talking coffee.",
-		"Computer Hackers: We didn't mean to shut down the entire government ...",
-		"Computers: British mathematician Charles Babbage worked out the principles of the modern digital computer in the late 1800s.",
-		"Confucius: c. 551-479 BC, K'ung Fu-Tzu, Chinese philosopher and one of the most influential figures in Chinese history.",
-		"Conspiracy Theories: Oh, that was just a coincidence!",
-		"Construction Workers: Hard hats -hard bodies.",
-		"Corn On The Cob: A grain native to the Americas, corn was a staple food for many centuries before corn holders were invented.",
-		"Corvettes: In 1953, Chevrolet introduced the Corverre, the first mass-produced sports car with a fiberglass body. The perfect cure for a midlife crisis.",
-		"Count Dracula: \"I vant to suck your blood!\"",
-		"Country Music: Encompassing styles such as western swing, honky-tonk, bluegrass and rockabilly. Should mention a pickup truck and a dog named \"Bo.\"",
-		"Cow-Pies: When dried, these \"cow chips\" are hurled discus-like over great distances. It's true.",
-		"Crazy Horse: 1849?-77, chief of the Oglala Sioux. A leader in the Native American resistance to the westward expansion on the United States.",
-		"Creamed Corn: Eat it, it's good for you.",
-		"Crystal Balls: I see a Green Apple card in your future.",
-		"Cuba: Island republic in the Caribbean, just south of Florida. Beans and rice never tasted so good.",
-		"Cults: They seemed nice ...",
-		"Custer's Last Stand: 1866, Little Big Horn. Very big mistake.",
-		"Dandruff: Dry skin on your scalp? Sounds a bit flaky.",
-		"Danielle Steel: 1947- , Prolific romance novelist. \"Suddenly, Stephanie spotted Lance on the beach ...\"",
-		"Danny DeVito: 1944- , American television, motion-picture actor, and director. Star of Taxi, Romancing The Stone, Twins, and Get Shorty.",
-		"Dark Alleys: Don't go there!",
-		"Darth Vader: \"Luke ... (wheeze) .. I am ... (wheeze) ... your father ... and you don't write, you don't call ... NOTHING.\"",
-		"Dating: First stage of the human mating ritual.",
-		"David Letterman: 1947- , American television entertainer and talk-show host. And ... the Number One reason to watch him (drum roll, please): TOP TEN LISTS!",
-		"Daytime TV: Soap operas, game shows, talk shows and reruns ... is this a great country or what?",
-		"Death Valley: Arid, desolate and hellish region of California. Named by a survivor of an attempted 1849 crossing.",
-		"Deer Hunting: Nooo! Nooooo! Not BAMBI'S MOTHER!",
-		"Demi Moore: 1962-, American actor in St. Elmo's Fire, Ghost and GI Jane.",
-		"Democrats: Their symbol is the donkey, or ass. Insert your own joke here.",
-		"Denzel Washington: 1954- , American actor known for his powerful roles in such movies as Cry Freedom, Malcolm X, and Mississippi Masala.",
-		"Detroit: The Motor City is the world's foremost automobile manufacturing center, and the tenth largest city in the U.S.",
-		"Diamonds: The hard fact: they are just highly refractive crystalline allotropes.",
-		"Discos: Where you go to catch \"Saturday Night Fever.\"",
-		"Discovering America: 1492, Christopher Columbus discovered that America was discovered centuries before he arrived.",
-		"Disneyland: You've just won the \"Apples to Apples(R) Grand Masters Tournament.\" Where're you gonna go?",
-		"Divorce: It's a trial separation that goes to trial.",
-		"Doctors: Over twenty years of education and they're still \"practicing\" medicine?",
-		"Doing The Dishes: You wash, I'll watch.",
-		"Dolly Parton: 1967- , American singer, songwriter, and actor. Known as much for her personal style as for her successful career.",
-		"Dr. Kevorkin: 1928- , Controversial advocate of doctor-assisted suicide.",
-		"Dr. Seuss: 1904-1991, Theodor Suess Geisel , the cat who came up with \"The Cat in the Hat.\"",
-		"Driving Off A Cliff: It was either that or hire someone to do my takes.",
-		"Duct Tape: All-purpose, ... all the time ...",
-		"E-Mail: You've got JUNK mail!",
-		"Ear Wax: A waxy, yellowish substance that protects the ear from dust, bacteria, and from hearing things you don't want to hear.",
-		"Earthquakes: The Richter scale is named after the American seismologist Charles Richter. Did the earth move for you?",
-		"Earwigs: Nocturnal insects with abdominal pincers. Nothing to do with ears or wigs.",
-		"East Coast: From New England to Florida. They're not like folks 'round here ...",
-		"Eddie Murphy: 1961-, American comedian, actor, and producer. Best known for his work in 48 Hours, Beverly Hills Cop and on Saturday Night Live.",
-		"Eleanor Roosevelt: 1884-1962, first lady, social activist, author, lecturer, and U.S. representative to the United Nations.",
-		"Electric Eels: Slippery and slimy snakelike fishes that emit electrical charges. The shocking truth!",
-		"Electricity: The repulsive or attractive force between two stationary bodies. No problem unless one of those bodies is yours.",
-		"Elephants: The largest living land mammal, with two species: Indian and African. Not counting Dumbo, there are no American elephants.",
-		"Elizabeth Taylor: 1932- , American actor, noted for her lush beauty, emotional performances and multiple husbands.",
-		"Elvis Presley: 1935-77, American singer and actor and the king of rock-and-roll. His death left the music world all shook up.",
-		"Emily Dickinson: 1830-86, American poet, whose lyrics are psychologically astute treatments of love, death, and immortality. So there.",
-		"Ernest Hemingway: 1899-1961, American novelist and short-story writer, whose macho style is crisp, laconic and understated.",
-		"Europe: The Old Country ... except to people who live there.",
-		"Exorcism: To ceremoniously expel an evil spirit.",
-		"Eyes: Light-sensitive organ of vision in animals. See?",
-		"Falling Down: \"What we call failure is not the falling down, but the staying down.\" -Mary Pickford",
-		"Family Reunions: Just to remind you why you moved away in the first place ...",
-		"Family Vacations: Dad? Dad? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we? Huh? Dad?",
-		"Family Values: Often said but seldom understood.",
-		"Fast Food: You want fries with that?",
-		"Feathers: Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of rocks?",
-		"Feminists: Political and social activists who support selected women's causes.",
-		"Festering Wounds: Quit picking at that!",
-		"Fidel Castro: 1927-, Cuban revolutionary and Communist dictator since 1976. He earned a PhD in law in 1950.",
-		"Firefighters: Emperor Augustus instituted a corps of fire-fighting \"watchmen\" in 24 B.C. Nero, on the other hand, fiddled while Rome burned.",
-		"Firestorms: Some severe wildfires require more than 10,000 firefighters. And, wouldn't ya know it, some idiot parked in front of the hydrant!",
-		"Fireworks: Includes firecrackers, Roman candles, and bottle rockets. It's all fun until someone loses an eye ... and a nose ... and an arm ...",
-		"First Man On The Moon: July 20, 1969. \"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.\" -Neil A. Armstrong",
-		"Flipper: American television dolphin of the 1960's ... like Lassie, only wetter.",
-		"Fly Fishing: ... if you can\"t catch flies any OTHER way ...",
-		"Flying Monkeys: The reason why \"The Wizard Of Oz\" still gives us nightmares.",
-		"Forest Fires: \"Only YOU can prevent forest fires.\" The heat is on!",
-		"Fort Knox: American military post in Kentucky, containing the greater part of the gold reserve of the U.S. government.",
-		"Fourth Of July: \"Independence Day\" in the United States. \"Thank Goodness We Got Rid of Them Day\" in Britain.",
-		"Frank Lloyd Wright: 1867-1959, pioneering American architect. Considered one of the greatest designers of the 20th century.",
-		"Frank Sinatra: 1915-98, the greatest American pop singer of his generation, award winning film and television actor. Do-be do-be do, baby.",
-		"Freckles: No matter what they tell you, freckles won't grow together to form a great-looking tan.",
-		"Freedom: Express yourself!",
-		"French Wines: The perfect complement to an overpriced meal.",
-		"Fresh Water Pearls: String them along ...",
-		"Friction: Resistance to the motion of a body in contact with another body ... any body will do.",
-		"Fund Raising: Hello ... my name is Jonathan, would you like to buy some fruit, magazines, candy bars, wreaths, pizzas ... ?",
-		"Funerals: \"He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.\" - Anonymous",
-		"Fur: The characteristic covering of mammals and people with money.",
-		"Fuzz: Lint ... Policemen ... Whatever ...",
-		"Gall Bladder: Where excess bile is stored. Stored for what, we don't know.",
-		"Gang Members: \"When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way...\" -West Side Story",
-		"Garrison Keillor: 1942- , American author and radio star. He shares the Midwest perspective with 2.6 million listeners each week on A Prairie Home Companion.",
-		"Garth Brooks: 1962- , American country music singer and songwriter. He's got friends in low places.",
-		"Geishas: Japanese women training in traditional singing, dancing, and entertaining. Of course, you would never recognize them without all that make-up.",
-		"Gen. George S. Patton: 1885-1945, the commander of the American Third Army during World War II. -a.k.a. Olf Blood and Guts",
-		"Genetic Engineering: What DO you get when you cross a monkey with a potato?",
-		"George W. Bush: 1946- , 43rd president of the United States. The second time ever that the son of a former president was elected to the office.",
-		"George Washington: 1732-99, First President of the United States. He chopped down a cherry tree to make false teeth, or something like that ...",
-		"Georgia O'Keeffe: 1887-1986, American abstract painter known for her still life compositions. Her skull paintings prove that beauty is more than skin deep.",
-		"Getting A Hug: Hmmmm ... nice.",
-		"Ghost Towns: Population unknown.",
-		"Ghosts: Nonmaterial embodiments or the essence of organisms (mostly human beings). Quite spirited",
-		"Giant Squid: Going fishing for giant squid? Nautilus I have to ...",
-		"Gila Monsters: The largest, and only poisonous lizard found in the United States.",
-		"Gingko Trees: An Asiatic tree, Gingko biloba, known for its fan shaped leaves. We can't remember what it's good for.",
-		"Ginseng: Common name for plants of the ginseng family, source of a stimulant and a supposed aphrodisiac.",
-		"Girl Scouts: I'll take six boxes of Thin Mints and three of the ... you know, the kind with the peanut butter.",
-		"Girlfriends: Girlfriend - let's talk!",
-		"Giving A Hug: \"One may give without loving; but none can love without giving.\" -Anonymous",
-		"Glaciers: It'll be a cold day when we see THEM again ...",
-		"Glazed Donuts: If you're going to be late, take a box of donuts.",
-		"Global Warming: Is it hot in here, or is it just me?",
-		"Going To Church: Weddings, funerals, bazaars, and bingo!",
-		"Going To Grandma's: \"Grandmother, what big teeth you have!\" -Little Red Riding Hood",
-		"Going To School: Secondary education? It's elementary.",
-		"Going To The Dentist: This won't hurt a bit ...",
-		"Going To The Gym: No pain, no gain.",
-		"Gold Chains: The more, the better.",
-		"Goldfish: The pet, the carnival prize, or the snack cracker.",
-		"Golf-Ball-Sized Hail: ... which is almost as impressive as hail-sized golf balls ...",
-		"Grace Kelly: 1929-82, Princess of Monaco and American film star of Dial M for Murder, Rear Window, and To Catch a Thief. Always chic, always elegant.",
-		"Graffiti: Art in a can. We\"re drawn to it.",
-		"Grass Skirts: Hula loves you, baby?",
-		"Grave Robbers: Famous for their bodies of work.",
-		"Gravity: In 1684, the law of gravitation was formulated by English physicist Sir Isaac Newton, who recognized the gravity of the situation.",
-		"Greenpeace: International organization dedicated to preserving the Earth's natural resources, and its diverse plant and animal life.",
-		"Gym Teachers: \"I am a Physical Education Teacher. Call me a gym teacher again and you can drop and give me ten!\"",
-		"Hair Transplants: Oh, it looks so natural ...",
-		"Hairballs: Cough it up, kitty ...",
-		"Halloween: October 31, the eve of All Saints' Day, celebrated with costumes, treats, and scary stuff. Not just for kids any more!",
-		"Hand Grenades: Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades!",
-		"Handcuffs: \"You have the right to remain silent...\"",
-		"Handguns: Source of a never-ending controversy as to how to get them out of the hands of the bad guys and into the hands of the good guys.",
-		"Hangnails: We've fingered the cause of the pain.",
-		"Having A Baby: \"Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top ...\" Who would put a kid on a tree top?",
-		"Having An Operation: What a cutup! A real stitch.",
-		"Hawaii: The eight islands that make up America's 50th state entered the Union on August 21, 1959.",
-		"Helen Keller: 1880-1968, American author and lecturer who overcame deafness and blindness with the help of her companion, Anne Sullivan.",
-		"Hiccups: How do you, hic, get em? How do you, hic, get rid of \"em?",
-		"High School Football: The whole ten yards!",
-		"High School Reunions: See also: \"root canal, as fun as ...\"",
-		"Hillary Rodham Clinton: 1947- , New York Senator, lawyer, and former American First Lady.",
-		"Hiroshima: 1945 - \"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds\" - J. Robert Oppenheimer, on the detonation of the first atmoic bomb.",
-		"HMOs: Heath Maintenance Organizations. Here's to your health ...",
-		"Hockey: Did you hear about the big fight last night? All of a sudden, a hockey game broke out!",
-		"Hollywood: Motion picture and television industry center of the world. Hooray for Hollywood!",
-		"Homeless Shelters: In the United States, nearly three-quarters of the help for the homeless comes from the private sector, mostly from church soup kitchens.",
-		"Homer Simpson: Fictional cartoon character created by Matt Groening. D'oh!",
-		"Homework: Something to do during comercials.",
-		"Hooligans: \"Hey! Kids! Get outta my yard!\"",
-		"Horseback Riding: WHOAAA!!!",
-		"Hot Lava: There's no better way to serve it.",
-		"House Guests: How many visitors does it take to drive you crazy? Go on -take a guest!",
-		"Hummingbirds: Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words ... ... da-dum, dum!",
-		"Humphrey Bogart: 1899-1957, American film actor, starred in such classics as The Maltese Falcon and Casablanca. \"Here's looking at you kid.\"",
-		"Icebergs: May reach 300 to 500 feet above the oceans's surface. Ask the captain of the Titanic about the 90 percent that's UNDER water.",
-		"In A Coma: A deep, prolonged state of unconsciousness ... sometimes you just feel that way.",
-		"Incense: Incense is better than no sense at all.",
-		"India: The world's seventh largest country by area, but the second most populous, with one billion people.",
-		"Indiana Jones: Fictional archeologist and action hero. Proof that a good hat and a whip can take you a long way.",
-		"Industrial Revolution: The first Industrial Revolution occurred in Great Britain at the end of the 1700s. The second came with the invention of the \"Clapper.\"",
-		"Infomercials: One of these days, one of them may even say something informative.",
-		"Inside The Sun: Consisting mostly of hydrogen, the temperature reaches almost 16,000,000 K (about 29,000,000 F).",
-		"Intellectuals: They think they're so smart.",
-		"Ireland: Island of the British Isles, west of Great Britain. Known for its distinctive traditional dance and music.",
-		"Israel: Located on the Mediterranean, the state of Israel was reated by a 1948 U.N. mandate.",
-		"Italy: European Republic, shaped like a boot - a very fashionable boot.",
-		"Jack Nicholson: 1937- , American motion-picture actor of \"Chinatown,\" \"Terms Of Endearment\" and \"The Shining.\" He's as good as it gets!",
-		"Jack The Ripper: Accused of murdering six women in 1888, and suspected in other murders. Still at large.",
-		"Jackie Chan: 1954-, actor, director, martial artist. Screen name, Sing Lung, means \"Becoming the Dragon.\" That's \"MISTER Becoming the Dragon\" to you!",
-		"Jacques Cousteau: 1910-97, French naval officer, marine explorer, and author. Best known as a documentary filmmaker.",
-		"Jamaica: Third largest island of the Greater Antilles, south of Cuba. Tropical climate, reggae music, and jerk cooking.",
-		"James Bond: Fictional British secret agent created by English author Ian Fleming. Shaken, but never stirred.",
-		"James Dean: 1931-55, American actor of film, stage, and television. His role in Rebel Without a Cause helped define \"cool.\"",
-		"Japan: An Asian constitutional monarchy. The capital city is Tokyo. Let's see ... sushi, Godzilla, earthquakes ...",
-		"Japanese: How many Japanese does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who needs light bulbs when you've got OUR new technology!",
-		"Jelly Beans: Well, as long as we HAVE to eat our vegetables ...",
-		"Jennifer Lopez: 1970-, American singer and actor of Selena, Money Train, and Maid In Manhattan.",
-		"Jerry Springer: 1944- , controversial talk-show host. Don't those people know that millions of us are watching?",
-		"Jesse Jackson: 1941-, American civil rights leader. Named to \"The Gallup List of Ten Most Respected by Americans\" for ten years.",
-		"Jesse Ventura: 1951-, wrestler, Navy Seal, and former governor of Minnesota. Author of I Ain't Got Time To Bleed.",
-		"Jim Carrey: 1962- , Canadian comedian and actor. Famous for outrageous faces, and dumb and dumber characters.",
-		"Jimmy Stewart: 1908-97, America's favorite self-image. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Rear Window, Vertigo, and It's a Wonderful Life, ... and it probably was.",
-		"Joan Of Arc: 1412-31, patron saint of France who decisively turned the tide of the Hundred Years' War, which really burned her up.",
-		"Jodie Foster: 1962- , American actor began her career on Mayberry, R.F.D. and went on to win Academy Awards for The Accused and Silence Of The Lambs.",
-		"John F. Kennedy: 1917-63, 35th president of the US. \"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.\"",
-		"John Glenn: 1921- , The first U.S. astronaut to orbit the earth in 1962, and a U.S. Senator. Never too old to shoot for the moon!",
-		"John Philip Sousa: 1854-1932, American bandmaster and composer of Stars and Stripes Forever. Known as \"The March King.\"",
-		"John Travolta: 1954 - , American actor of \"Welcome Back, Kotter,\" \"Grease,\" \"Saturday Night Fever\" and \"Pulp Fiction.\" That man can dance!",
-		"Judge Judy: Ms. Sheindlin presides over real-life cases on this TV courtroom show. \"I'm the boss, applesauce!\"",
-		"Julia Roberts: 1967-, American actor and Pretty Woman. Also starred in Steel Magnolias, My Best Friend's Wedding, and Erin Brockovich.",
-		"Junk Mail: Contests, credit card applications, solicitations and political ads.",
-		"Jupiter: Story Problem: If one year on Jupiter equals 11.86 Earth years, and one day equals 9.92 Earth hours, how many Earth hours are there in a Jupiter year?",
-		"Katherine Hepburn: 1909-2003, American actor and winner of four Academy Awards. She starred in such classics as The African Queen.",
-		"Keanu Reeves: 1964- , American actor of Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Matrix and Speed. Keanu means \"cool breeze over the mountains.\"",
-		"Killer Whales: Black and white predatory whales. Boy, can they sing!",
-		"Kilts: If Mel Gibson can wear one, so can you.",
-		"King Arthur: Legendary British king best known for Camelot and round tables.",
-		"King Henry VIII: 1491-1547, King of England, and founder of the Church of England. Six wives, no waiting.",
-		"Knock-Knock Jokes: Who's there?",
-		"Labor Unions: Look for the Union label. And, while you're at it, look for Jimmy Hoffa ...",
-		"Large Mouth Bass: Oh, please, let it not sing ...",
-		"Las Vegas: The first casino opened in Las Vegas in 1946. Las Vegas ... or it that Lost Wages?\"",
-		"Lawyers: We'd throw some joke in here, but we're afraid of getting sued.",
-		"Leaf Blowers: Toro, Toro, Toro!",
-		"Leather: Animal hide. Leather you like it or not.",
-		"Leeches: Any mention of lawyers, agents, or reporters would be FAR too easy ...",
-		"Lemons: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade ... or, in the case of a car, take it back. There's a law, you know!",
-		"Lenin's Tomb: We'd love to visit Lenin's Tomb, but it's probably just another communist plot.",
-		"Leonardo Da Vinci: 1452-1519, Florentine artist, sculptor, architect, engineer, scientist, and all-around smartypants.",
-		"Lightning: Electrical discharge between rain clouds, or between a rain cloud and the earth, or between a rain cloud and an idiot with a kite.",
-		"Loan Sharks: As dangerous as \"Jaws\", but without the charisma.",
-		"Lobster: Crustaceans closely related to freshwater crayfishes. Market price.",
-		"Local Police: They know who you are and they know where you live.",
-		"Log Cabins: Among the many Americans born in log cabins were Preisdents Harrison, Lincoln, and Grant. Just pass the maple syrup.",
-		"Lollipops: Sucker!",
-		"London: Founded even before the Romans reached England's shores, now the capital of Great Britain.",
-		"Looking For A Job: Will work for fool ...",
-		"Los Angeles: LA LA Land.",
-		"Losing Your Job: They just didn't understand me!",
-		"Lucille Ball: 1911-89, American actor and comedian. You love Lucy? I love Lucy.",
-		"Machine Guns: Automatic, rapid-fire, repeating weapons. The Gatling gun was used as early as the American Civil War.",
-		"Mad Cow Disease: Degenerative brain disorder in cattle. The reason they don't know enough to come in out of the rain?",
-		"Madame Curie: 1867-1934, French chemist and physicist who won a Nobel Prize for her work on radiation. Fun fact: A \"curie\" is a unit of radioactivity.",
-		"Madonna: 1958-, American singer, songwriter, actor, writer, and 1980s pop icon. Blond Ambition.",
-		"Magic Tricks: \"Nothin' up my sleeve ...\" - Bullwinkle",
-		"Mahatma Gandhi: 1869-1948, Indian leader and philosopher who preached nonviolence. Was assassinated for his efforts.",
-		"Manhattan: I'll take Manhattan!.",
-		"Mardi Gras: Fat Tuesday marks the final day before the Christian fast of Lent, a 40-day period of self-denial and abstinence. SO LET'S PARTY!",
-		"Marilyn Monroe: 1926-62, American movie star, pinup and sex symbol. Just ask the Kennedys.",
-		"Mark Twain: 1835-1910, American writer and humorist, best known for the adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn.",
-		"Marriage: If love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage ... who's the horse?",
-		"Mars: The fourth planet from the sun. Where men come from.",
-		"Martha Stewart: 1941-, television personality, magazine editor, and author. Domestic arts are her stock-in-trade.",
-		"Martin Luther King, Jr.: 1929-68, American civil rights leader and advocate of nonviolent resistance. Was assassinated for his efforts.",
-		"Meat Cleavers: No relation to Ward, June, or the Beaver ...",
-		"Meatloaf: Large and intimidating -the dish not the singer!",
-		"Meg Ryan: 1961- , American actor and girl-next-door star of When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless In Seattle, and You've Got Mail.",
-		"Mel Gibson: 1956-, Australian actor. Known for The Road Warrior, Braveheart and :eatha; Weapon I, II, III, IV ...",
-		"Men: REAL Men.",
-		"Men In Black: We're not here. You don't see us. The government did NOT send us.",
-		"Meryl Streep: 1959-, accomplished American actor, two-time Oscar winner, with over a dozen Academy Award nominations.",
-		"Mexico: Federal republic in North America. The capital and largest city is Mexico City.",
-		"Mice: \"The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men ...\" -Robert Burns",
-		"Michael Jackson: 1958-, American popular singer, dancer, and songwriter. Welcome to Neverland.",
-		"Michael Jordon: 1963- , American professional basketball legend, led Chicago to six world championships. No bull.",
-		"Michelangelo: 1475-1564, inspired Italian sculptor, architect, painter, and poet. A REAL Renaissance man.",
-		"Michelle Pfeiffer: 1957-, American actor whose career began with Grease 2. She'd like us to forget that but remember her Oscar nominations.",
-		"Microsoft: A leading American software company. We'd say more but we don't want to monopolize your time ...",
-		"Midlife Crisis: \"Here comes your 19th nervous breakdown ...\" -The Rolling Stone",
-		"Mike Tyson: 1966- , American heavyweight boxer. Lend him your ear ...",
-		"Miles Davis: 1926-91, innovative, influential, and respected American jazz trumpter player and band layer.",
-		"Milk: Three glasses a day will give you ... the gratitude of the dairy industry.",
-		"Milk Duds: Chocolate and caramel candy balls. Tooth extractions at no extra charge!",
-		"Mirrors: And now, a moment for reflection.",
-		"Mold: Fuzzy growth produced on organic matter by several types of fungi. Particularly attracted to students' refrigerators",
-		"Money: \"The best things in life are free/ But you can give them to the birds and bees/ Just give me money ...\" -Bradford and Gordy",
-		"Morticians: Why do you hang around with THOSE stiffs ...?",
-		"Mosquitoes: They suck.",
-		"Motorcycles: The air in your hair and bugs in your teeth.",
-		"Mount Rushmore: Memorial carved into the side of the Black Hills in South Dakota. Heads above all other monuments.",
-		"MTV: \"Video killed the radio star.\" -The Buggles",
-		"Mud: Water. Dirt. You do the math.",
-		"Mudslides: Chocolate drink or natural disaster ... both occur frequently in California.",
-		"Muhammad Ali: 1942- , American heavyweight boxing champion. \"Floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee.\"",
-		"Musicals: South Pacific, The King and I, The Sound of Music, A Chorus Line, Cats, Rent ...",
-		"My 16th Birthday: Dad, can I have the keys to the car, please?",
-		"My Bank Account: Speaking of theoretical mathematics and unreal numbers ...",
-		"My Bathroom: \"The bathroom was drenched with their splashings\" -Aldous Huxley",
-		"My Bedroom: \"No one knows what goes on behind closed doors.\" -Charlie Rich",
-		"My Body: Mine is a temple. Specifically, the Temple of Doom ...",
-		"My Boss: ... is an idiot. You know it; we know it.",
-		"My Dreams: \"What dreams may come ...\" -Shakespeare's Hamlet",
-		"My Family: They'll drive you nuts. As long as you do the same to them, it's all even.",
-		"My First Kiss: Sparks were flying. Of course, that could have been the braces ...",
-		"My Friends: With friends like there, who needs enemies?",
-		"My Future: \"The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades ...\" -Timbuk-3",
-		"My Hair: Hair today, gone tomorrow ...",
-		"My High School Prom: As if adolescence isn't awkward and painful enough ...",
-		"My Job: Love it or leave it.",
-		"My Love Life: \"All you need is love ...\" -The Beatles",
-		"My Mind: It's a terrible thing to waste.",
-		"My Neighborhood: \"Please, won't you be my neighbor?\" -Fred Rogers",
-		"My Past: What's past is past ... unless you're a politician ...",
-		"My Personality: \"I'm good enough, smart enough and, gosh darn it, people like me.\" -Stewart Smalley played by Al Franken",
-		"My Refrigerator: It's a science experiment!",
-		"Napoleon Bonaparte: 1769-1821, Emperor of France. Met his Waterloo at the Battle of Waterloo. The name should have tipped him off ...",
-		"NASCAR: Stock car racing began after World War II, breaking records for speed and for the number of advertisements on a single jacket.",
-		"Neil Simon: 1927-, American producer, playwright, and screenwriter of The Odd Couple, Biloxi Blues, The Sunshine Boys, California Suite, and many more.",
-		"New Orleans: The Big Easy.",
-		"New Shoes: Make you feel like dancing ...",
-		"New York City: America's most populous city. So good, they named it twice.",
-		"Niagara Falls: Niagara Falls was formed about 12,000 years ago, when glaciers retreated north, and honeymooners approached from the south.",
-		"Nicholas Cage: 1964- , American actor known for his edgy characters in Leaving Los Vegas, Raising Arizona, and Moonstruck.",
-		"Ninjas: Teenage mutant turtles need not apply.",
-		"Nobel Peace Prize: Established by Alfred Nobel. Swedish industrialist and inventor of dynamite. Led to an explosion of peace efforts.",
-		"Noisy Neighbors: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!",
-		"Normal Rockwell: 1894-1978, American painter, illustrator and all-around interpreter of small town American life.",
-		"Nuclear Power Plants: \"You've turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island.\" -Montgomery Burns, \"The Simpsons\"",
-		"NYPD: The New York Police Department. They're so good, they have their own TV show.",
-		"Oil Spills: The American oil tanker, Exxon Valdez, went aground in Prince William Sound, Alaska, Mar. 24, 1989. Slick Move.",
-		"Olive Oil: Derived from fresh ripe fruit, which contain about 20% oil. Better than \"olive\" the other oils.",
-		"On-Line Shopping: Enter your credit card number now. This is a secure site ... Sure it is ...",
-		"Oprah Winfrey: 1954- , Television talk show host, actor and all-around American success story.",
-		"Oral Surgery: You said a mouthful.",
-		"Oranges: Face it ... nothing rhymes with orange.",
-		"Oxygen: Oxygen was discovered in 1774. You'd think someone would have noticed it earlier.",
-		"Pablo Picasso: 1881-1973, Spanish painter and sculptor, one of the greatest artists of the 20th century. If only he could draw eyes ...",
-		"Parenting: The process of discovering you are becoming just like YOUR parents.",
-		"Paris, France: The governmental, cultural and gastronomic capital of France. Or the world. Just ask the French.",
-		"Paying Bills: Also known as \"Debt Restructuring.\"",
-		"Paying Taxes: Death or Taxes? Do we have to choose right away?",
-		"Penguins: Flightless, aquatic birds that reside in the Southern Hemisphere. All dressed up and no place to go.",
-		"Picking Your Nose: Noses run in our family.",
-		"Pigeons: Birds with small heads, short necks, stout bodies, and an incredible attraction to statues.",
-		"Pigs: Domesticated mammal of the swine family. Thaaa ... thaaa ... that's all, folks!",
-		"Piranha: Carnivorous fish found in rivers of South America. When you feel like a bite ...",
-		"Pirates: \"Yo, ho, yo, ho, a pirate's life for me ...\" - Pirates of the Caribbean",
-		"Pit Bulls: Any of several crossbreeds of bulldogs with terriers. Or, several radio hosts we could mention.",
-		"Plane Crashes: Statistically safer than driving ... unless you crash.",
-		"Plastic: Giant molecules of organic polymeric materials. Bags and bags of the stuff.",
-		"Playing Chess: Has tantalized many of the world's greatest minds for almost 14 centuries. It just confuses the rest of us.",
-		"Poison Ivy: Itching for a walk in the woods?",
-		"Pokemon: Cute cartoon monsters you gotta catch. What you do with them is up to you ...",
-		"Pond Scum: Simple organisms that carry out photosynthesis ... or spammers.",
-		"Poodles: The only breed that is better groomed than their owners.",
-		"Popcorn: Air poppers are for air heads ... I say bring on the butter!",
-		"Porsche Boxster: A two-seat, six cylander roadster - elegant design and superior drivability.",
-		"Postal Workers: \"Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night, stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.\"",
-		"Power Tools: \"More power! More power! Argh! Argh!\" -Tim, the Tool Man, Taylor, \"Home Improvement\"",
-		"Prince Charming: The perfect man ... mythical, of course.",
-		"Princess Di: 1962-97, beloved English Princess who died in an auto crash. \"Good-bye England's Rose ...\" -Elton John",
-		"Pro Wrestling: They're just faking it. But then, so are we.",
-		"Psychiatrists: \"And how do you feel about that?\"",
-		"Psychics: The Psychic Friends Network went bankrupt in 1997. Perhaps they should have seen it coming ...",
-		"Public Radio: \"Good morning . . . . . This morning . . . . . . . . . . . .we have Wolfgang . . . Amadeus Mozart . . . for your listening pleasure . . .\"",
-		"Puff Daddy: 1971- , American rap artist. \"I'll be Missing You\" shot him to stardom; no pun intended.",
-		"Pulling Weeds: It's either this or chemical warfare.",
-		"Pumping Iron: When a great weight needs to be lifted.",
-		"Pushups: Exercises, a type of bra, or the ice cream treat.",
-		"Pyramids: Built by ancient civilizations, found mainly in Egypt, Guatemala, Honduras, Mexico and Peru. Probably the result of some pyramid scheme.",
-		"Quentin Terantino: 1963- , Groundbreaking American director and actor. Nice movies, but not nearly enough blood.",
-		"Quicksand: Just don't let it get you down.",
-		"Ragweed: A weed of the genus Ambrosia. Nothing to sneeze at.",
-		"Rain: \"When the rain comes, they run and hide their heads; they might as well be dead.\" -The Beatles",
-		"Rainbows: \"Someday they'll find it/ The Rainbow Connection/ The lovers, the dreamers and me ...\" -Kermit the Frog",
-		"Rappers: PAENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT Hasn't seemed to hurt sales...",
-		"Reading A Good Book: So many books, so little time.",
-		"Recreational Vehicles: If they're trying to get away from it all, why are they taking it all with them?",
-		"Recycling: More than one million tons of aluminum are NOT recycled each year. Where do you throw your cans?",
-		"Red Raspberries: Worth a few scratches.",
-		"Rednecks: \"You might be a redneck if ...\" -Jeff Foxworthy",
-		"Redwood Forests: \"From the Redwood Forests to the Gulf Stream Waters/ This land was made for you and me.\" -Woody Guthrie",
-		"Reggae Music: This contemporary Caribbean music, originating in Jamaica, remains an influential style of popular music. Ya mon!",
-		"Regis Philbin: 1934- , American talk and game show host. Who wants to be a millionaire? Regis, apparently.",
-		"Remote Controls: The world's handiest invention. That is, if you can find it.",
-		"Republicans: A U.S. political party symbolized by an elephant ... and don't forget it!",
-		"Richard Nixon: 1913-94, 37th President of the United States and the only president to have resigned from office. At least that's what the tapes say ...",
-		"Robert DeNiro: 1943- , Pre-eminent American actor who earned Academy Awards for The Godfather II and Raging Bull. \"Are you looking at me?\"",
-		"Road Kill: Mmmmmm. Them's good eatin'.",
-		"Road Trips: \"Get Your Kicks on Route 66.\" -Nelson Riddle",
-		"Robin Williams: 1952- , versatile American comedian and actor. The furriest man in show business.",
+		"A Bad Haircut",
+		"A Bull Fight",
+		"A Car Crash",
+		"A Cheap Motel",
+		"A Crawl Space",
+		"A Dozen Red Roses",
+		"A Flat Tire",
+		"A Full Moon",
+		"A Haunted House",
+		"A High School Bathroom",
+		"A Honeymoon",
+		"A Locker Room",
+		"A Morgue",
+		"A Nine Iron",
+		"A School Bus",
+		"A School Cafeteria",
+		"A Sunrise",
+		"A Sunset",
+		"A Tree House",
+		"A Used Car Lot",
+		"Abraham Lincoln",
+		"Adam Sandler",
+		"Adolph Hitler",
+		"AIDS",
+		"Airline Food",
+		"Al Pacino",
+		"Albert Einstein",
+		"Alfred Hitchcock",
+		"Alien Abductions",
+		"Americans",
+		"Amputations",
+		"Angry Hornets",
+		"Andy Warhol",
+		"Anne Frank",
+		"Antarctica",
+		"Anthony Hopkins",
+		"Apple Pie",
+		"Apples",
+		"Armed Robbery",
+		"Assembly Lines",
+		"At My Parent's House",
+		"Atlantis",
+		"Atomic Bombs",
+		"Attack On Pearl Harbor",
+		"Austin Powers",
+		"Australian Outback",
+		"Babe Ruth",
+		"Babies",
+		"Baby Showers",
+		"Backstreet Boys",
+		"Bad Dogs",
+		"Bagpipes",
+		"Baked Beans",
+		"Baked Potatoes",
+		"Baking Cookies",
+		"Bald Eagles",
+		"Ballerinas",
+		"Bangkok",
+		"Bankruptcy",
+		"Barbara Walters",
+		"Barbed Wire",
+		"Barfing",
+		"Barney",
+		"Bart Simpson",
+		"Bates Motel",
+		"Batman",
+		"Bats",
+		"Beach Parties",
+		"Beanie Babies",
+		"Beauty And The Beast",
+		"Beer",
+		"Beer Bellies",
+		"Beethoven",
+		"Beets",
+		"Being In Love",
+		"Bell-Bottoms",
+		"Ben Stiller",
+		"Berlin",
+		"Big Bang Theory",
+		"Big Macs",
+		"Bigfoot",
+		"Bill Clinton",
+		"Bill Gates",
+		"Bill Murray",
+		"Billboards",
+		"Bingo",
+		"Bird Watching",
+		"Black Holes",
+		"Black Velvet",
+		"Blizzard",
+		"Blood",
+		"Board Games",
+		"Body Odor",
+		"Body Piercing",
+		"Body Surfing",
+		"Bonbons",
+		"Bongos",
+		"Bottled Water",
+		"Boxing",
+		"Boy Scouts",
+		"Boyfriends",
+		"Brad Pitt",
+		"Brain Surgeons",
+		"Brains",
+		"Britney Spears",
+		"Broadway",
+		"Bruce Willis",
+		"Bubble Gum",
+		"Bubbles",
+		"Bullwinkle",
+		"Bumper Stickers",
+		"Bungee Jumping",
+		"Buying A House",
+		"Cabbage",
+		"Cactus",
+		"California",
+		"Camping Trip",
+		"Canada",
+		"Canadians",
+		"Captain Kirk",
+		"Car Bombs",
+		"Car Horns",
+		"Carl Sagan",
+		"Carnival Workers",
+		"Cary Grant",
+		"Casablanca",
+		"Casinos",
+		"Castles",
+		"Caves",
+		"Celine Dion",
+		"Cell Phones",
+		"Cesar Chavez",
+		"Chain Letters",
+		"Chains",
+		"Challenger Explosion",
+		"Chameleons",
+		"Charging Rhinos",
+		"Cheesecake",
+		"Cher",
+		"Chicago",
+		"Chicken Pox",
+		"Chickens",
+		"Chimpanzees",
+		"China",
+		"Chinatown",
+		"Choir Boys",
+		"Chorus Girls",
+		"Cigarette Burns",
+		"Cigarettes",
+		"Cinco de Mayo",
+		"Cindy Crawford",
+		"Clark Gable",
+		"Claude Monet",
+		"Cleaning The Bathroom",
+		"Cleopatra",
+		"Clint Eastwood",
+		"Clowns",
+		"Cocaine",
+		"Cockroaches",
+		"Coconuts",
+		"Cold Pizza",
+		"Communists",
+		"Commuting",
+		"Computer Hackers",
+		"Computers",
+		"Confucius",
+		"Conspiracy Theories",
+		"Construction Workers",
+		"Corn On The Cob",
+		"Corvettes",
+		"Count Dracula",
+		"Country Music",
+		"Cow-Pies",
+		"Crazy Horse",
+		"Creamed Corn",
+		"Crystal Balls",
+		"Cuba",
+		"Cults",
+		"Custer's Last Stand",
+		"Dandruff",
+		"Danielle Steel",
+		"Danny DeVito",
+		"Dark Alleys",
+		"Darth Vader",
+		"Dating",
+		"David Letterman",
+		"Daytime TV",
+		"Death Valley",
+		"Deer Hunting",
+		"Demi Moore",
+		"Democrats",
+		"Denzel Washington",
+		"Detroit",
+		"Diamonds",
+		"Discos",
+		"Discovering America",
+		"Disneyland",
+		"Divorce",
+		"Doctors",
+		"Doing The Dishes",
+		"Dolly Parton",
+		"Dr. Kevorkin",
+		"Dr. Seuss",
+		"Driving Off A Cliff",
+		"Duct Tape",
+		"E-Mail",
+		"Ear Wax",
+		"Earthquakes",
+		"Earwigs",
+		"East Coast",
+		"Eddie Murphy",
+		"Eleanor Roosevelt",
+		"Electric Eels",
+		"Electricity",
+		"Elephants",
+		"Elizabeth Taylor",
+		"Elvis Presley",
+		"Emily Dickinson",
+		"Ernest Hemingway",
+		"Europe",
+		"Exorcism",
+		"Eyes",
+		"Falling Down",
+		"Family Reunions",
+		"Family Vacations",
+		"Family Values",
+		"Fast Food",
+		"Feathers",
+		"Feminists",
+		"Festering Wounds",
+		"Fidel Castro",
+		"Firefighters",
+		"Firestorms",
+		"Fireworks",
+		"First Man On The Moon",
+		"Flipper",
+		"Fly Fishing",
+		"Flying Monkeys",
+		"Forest Fires",
+		"Fort Knox",
+		"Fourth Of July",
+		"Frank Lloyd Wright",
+		"Frank Sinatra",
+		"Freckles",
+		"Freedom",
+		"French Wines",
+		"Fresh Water Pearls",
+		"Friction",
+		"Fund Raising",
+		"Funerals",
+		"Fur",
+		"Fuzz",
+		"Gall Bladder",
+		"Gang Members",
+		"Garrison Keillor",
+		"Garth Brooks",
+		"Geishas",
+		"Gen. George S. Patton",
+		"Genetic Engineering",
+		"George W. Bush",
+		"George Washington",
+		"Georgia O'Keeffe",
+		"Getting A Hug",
+		"Ghost Towns",
+		"Ghosts",
+		"Giant Squid",
+		"Gila Monsters",
+		"Gingko Trees",
+		"Ginseng",
+		"Girl Scouts",
+		"Girlfriends",
+		"Giving A Hug",
+		"Glaciers",
+		"Glazed Donuts",
+		"Global Warming",
+		"Going To Church",
+		"Going To Grandma's",
+		"Going To School",
+		"Going To The Dentist",
+		"Going To The Gym",
+		"Gold Chains",
+		"Goldfish",
+		"Golf-Ball-Sized Hail",
+		"Grace Kelly",
+		"Graffiti",
+		"Grass Skirts",
+		"Grave Robbers",
+		"Gravity",
+		"Greenpeace",
+		"Gym Teachers",
+		"Hair Transplants",
+		"Hairballs",
+		"Halloween",
+		"Hand Grenades",
+		"Handcuffs",
+		"Handguns",
+		"Hangnails",
+		"Having A Baby",
+		"Having An Operation",
+		"Hawaii",
+		"Helen Keller",
+		"Hiccups",
+		"High School Football",
+		"High School Reunions",
+		"Hillary Rodham Clinton",
+		"Hiroshima",
+		"HMOs",
+		"Hockey",
+		"Hollywood",
+		"Homeless Shelters",
+		"Homer Simpson",
+		"Homework",
+		"Hooligans",
+		"Horseback Riding",
+		"Hot Lava",
+		"House Guests",
+		"Hummingbirds",
+		"Humphrey Bogart",
+		"Icebergs",
+		"In A Coma",
+		"Incense",
+		"India",
+		"Indiana Jones",
+		"Industrial Revolution",
+		"Infomercials",
+		"Inside The Sun",
+		"Intellectuals",
+		"Ireland",
+		"Israel",
+		"Italy",
+		"Jack Nicholson",
+		"Jack The Ripper",
+		"Jackie Chan",
+		"Jacques Cousteau",
+		"Jamaica",
+		"James Bond",
+		"James Dean",
+		"Japan",
+		"Japanese",
+		"Jelly Beans",
+		"Jennifer Lopez",
+		"Jerry Springer",
+		"Jesse Jackson",
+		"Jesse Ventura",
+		"Jim Carrey",
+		"Jimmy Stewart",
+		"Joan Of Arc",
+		"Jodie Foster",
+		"John F. Kennedy",
+		"John Glenn",
+		"John Philip Sousa",
+		"John Travolta",
+		"Judge Judy",
+		"Julia Roberts",
+		"Junk Mail",
+		"Jupiter",
+		"Katherine Hepburn",
+		"Keanu Reeves",
+		"Killer Whales",
+		"Kilts",
+		"King Arthur",
+		"King Henry VIII",
+		"Knock-Knock Jokes",
+		"Labor Unions",
+		"Large Mouth Bass",
+		"Las Vegas",
+		"Lawyers",
+		"Leaf Blowers",
+		"Leather",
+		"Leeches",
+		"Lemons",
+		"Lenin's Tomb",
+		"Leonardo Da Vinci",
+		"Lightning",
+		"Loan Sharks",
+		"Lobster",
+		"Local Police",
+		"Log Cabins",
+		"Lollipops",
+		"London",
+		"Looking For A Job",
+		"Los Angeles",
+		"Losing Your Job",
+		"Lucille Ball",
+		"Machine Guns",
+		"Mad Cow Disease",
+		"Madame Curie",
+		"Madonna",
+		"Magic Tricks",
+		"Mahatma Gandhi",
+		"Manhattan",
+		"Mardi Gras",
+		"Marilyn Monroe",
+		"Mark Twain",
+		"Marriage",
+		"Mars",
+		"Martha Stewart",
+		"Martin Luther King, Jr.",
+		"Meat Cleavers",
+		"Meatloaf",
+		"Meg Ryan",
+		"Mel Gibson",
+		"Men",
+		"Men In Black",
+		"Meryl Streep",
+		"Mexico",
+		"Mice",
+		"Michael Jackson",
+		"Michael Jordon",
+		"Michelangelo",
+		"Michelle Pfeiffer",
+		"Microsoft",
+		"Midlife Crisis",
+		"Mike Tyson",
+		"Miles Davis",
+		"Milk",
+		"Milk Duds",
+		"Mirrors",
+		"Mold",
+		"Money",
+		"Morticians",
+		"Mosquitoes",
+		"Motorcycles",
+		"Mount Rushmore",
+		"MTV",
+		"Mud",
+		"Mudslides",
+		"Muhammad Ali",
+		"Musicals",
+		"My 16th Birthday",
+		"My Bank Account",
+		"My Bathroom",
+		"My Bedroom",
+		"My Body",
+		"My Boss",
+		"My Dreams",
+		"My Family",
+		"My First Kiss",
+		"My Friends",
+		"My Future",
+		"My Hair",
+		"My High School Prom",
+		"My Job",
+		"My Love Life",
+		"My Mind",
+		"My Neighborhood",
+		"My Past",
+		"My Personality",
+		"My Refrigerator",
+		"Napoleon Bonaparte",
+		"NASCAR",
+		"Neil Simon",
+		"New Orleans",
+		"New Shoes",
+		"New York City",
+		"Niagara Falls",
+		"Nicholas Cage",
+		"Ninjas",
+		"Nobel Peace Prize",
+		"Noisy Neighbors",
+		"Normal Rockwell",
+		"Nuclear Power Plants",
+		"NYPD",
+		"Oil Spills",
+		"Olive Oil",
+		"On-Line Shopping",
+		"Oprah Winfrey",
+		"Oral Surgery",
+		"Oranges",
+		"Oxygen",
+		"Pablo Picasso",
+		"Parenting",
+		"Paris, France",
+		"Paying Bills",
+		"Paying Taxes",
+		"Penguins",
+		"Picking Your Nose",
+		"Pigeons",
+		"Pigs",
+		"Piranha",
+		"Pirates",
+		"Pit Bulls",
+		"Plane Crashes",
+		"Plastic",
+		"Playing Chess",
+		"Poison Ivy",
+		"Pokemon",
+		"Pond Scum",
+		"Poodles",
+		"Popcorn",
+		"Porsche Boxster",
+		"Postal Workers",
+		"Power Tools",
+		"Prince Charming",
+		"Princess Di",
+		"Pro Wrestling",
+		"Psychiatrists",
+		"Psychics",
+		"Public Radio",
+		"Puff Daddy",
+		"Pulling Weeds",
+		"Pumping Iron",
+		"Pushups",
+		"Pyramids",
+		"Quentin Terantino",
+		"Quicksand",
+		"Ragweed",
+		"Rain",
+		"Rainbows",
+		"Rappers",
+		"Reading A Good Book",
+		"Recreational Vehicles",
+		"Recycling",
+		"Red Raspberries",
+		"Rednecks",
+		"Redwood Forests",
+		"Reggae Music",
+		"Regis Philbin",
+		"Remote Controls",
+		"Republicans",
+		"Richard Nixon",
+		"Robert DeNiro",
+		"Road Kill",
+		"Road Trips",
+		"Robin Williams",
 		"Rock And Roll -It's here to stay!",
-		"Rock Concert: If it's too loud - you're too old.",
-		"Rocket Scientists: Hey! They're not rocket scie ... oh ... never mind.",
-		"Rocky Mountains: These extend 2,000 miles from northeastern British Columbia to central New Mexico, and keep the Californians away from everyone else ...",
-		"Rolling The Car: You'll flip for this one ...",
-		"Roman Numerals: There's a I in VII chance you'll know them.",
-		"Romeo And Juliet: William Shakespeare's best known play, written in 1595. Youthful love and hasty temperaments.",
-		"Root Beer Floats: Actually, it's the ice cream that floats!",
-		"Rosa Parks: 1913-, civil rights icon arrested in 1956 for violating U.S. segregation laws by refusing to give up her bus seat to a white passenger.",
-		"Rosie O'Donnell: 1962-, American actor and comedian. She's in a league of her own!",
-		"Rubber Gloves: Just in case ...",
-		"Running A Marathon: 26 miles, 385 yards: the distance run by a Greek soldier from the town of Marathon to Athens in 490 BC.",
-		"Rush Limbaugh: 1951- , conservative talk-radio personality. Claims to host his radio show with half his brain tied behind his back, just to make it fair.",
-		"Russia: The world's largest country, spanning 11 time zones. Famous for borscht, ballet, chess and vodka -just don't mix them.",
-		"Rust: \"Rust never sleeps.\" -Neil Young",
-		"Saddam Hussein: 1937-, dictator of Iraq 1979-2003.",
-		"Sailors: \"In the Navy, you can sail the seven seas ...\" -The Village People",
-		"Salads: Lettuce not knock the vegetarians.",
-		"Salsa Dancing: Popular form of Latin American dance. A little jazz, a little blues, a touch of rock and lots of heat.",
-		"Salvador Dali: 1904-89, Spansih artist best known for his dream imagery and surrealism, including the limp watches in The Persistence Of Memory.",
-		"Samuel L. Jackson: 1948-, powerful American actor of Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, and The Negotiator.",
-		"Saturday Cartoons: Get your blanket, a bowl of cereal and snuggle in for three hours of commercials.",
-		"San Francisco: California's City by the Bay. Where many hearts are left.",
-		"Saturn: Sixth planet from the sun, and the second largest in the solar system. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?",
-		"Scavenger Hunt: OK kids, here's your list: a marshmallow, a safety pin, a red rubber band, and a moon rock. Go find 'em!",
-		"Scene Of The Crime: It was Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick.",
-		"Schindler's List: 1993 Steven Spielberg film. Powerful real-life story of a Catholic businessman who eventually saved over 1000 Jews in Nazi Poland.",
-		"Science Fair Projects: No human subjects, please!",
-		"Science Fiction: In a galaxy far, far away ...",
-		"Screeching: Please stop.",
-		"Sean Connery: 1930- , Accomplished Scottish actor, although best known as the REAL Bond, JAMES Bond ...",
-		"Shania Twain: 1965- , Canadian country singer and songwriter. \"Shania\" means \"I'm on my way\" in Ojibwa.",
-		"Sharks: Many species living today are similar to those from 100 million years ago. Because change is scary.",
-		"Shopping Mall: Three-quarters of the North American population visit a shopping mall at least once a month.",
-		"Silk: Produced as a cocoon covering by the silk worm, and used in fine fabrics and textiles.",
-		"Silly Putty: It's putty in your hands!",
-		"Skateboarding: It's just going downhill ... down stairs ... down ramps ...",
-		"Skiing: The Super Giant Slalom: Swiss for \"suicide.\"",
-		"Skinheads: Shaved heads, big boots. Some are Nazis, some are not.",
-		"Skunks: Black and white striped mammals known for their offensive smelling defensive spray.",
-		"Skydiving: Parachute canopies are usually made from nylon fabric that lasts for thousands of jumps - whether the skydiver does or not.",
-		"Sleeping Pills: I remember taking them ... I just ... don't rememmer ... how mamy.",
-		"Slivers: Also known as splinters. The worst ones are under your fingernails.",
-		"Sloppy Joes: My favorite recipe -open the can.",
-		"Smithsonian Institution: Located in Washington, D.C., the largest museum complex in the world. Wouldn't that be a great garage sale?",
-		"Snakes: Surprising, snakes move rapidly without legs. Also surprising, they find OTHER snakes attractive.",
-		"Snow: Transparent ice crystals which form around dust and other small particles. Get my drift?",
-		"Social Security: American program designed to provide income and services in the event of retirement, sickness, disability, death or unemployment.",
-		"Socks: \"Black socks, they never get dirty, the longer you wear them the stronger they get.\" -Bill Harley",
-		"South Africa: Two oceans, rugged mountains, traditional villages, game sanctuaries, wineries...forget the past and bring on the tourists.",
-		"South Park: Highly-rated, highly offensive animated cartoon series. \"Oh my God! We killed Kenny!\"",
-		"Soy Sauce: A brewed seasoning made from soybeans, wheat, and salt.",
-		"Spam: Mystery meat, or mystery E-mails ...",
-		"Speeding Tickets: \"No, officer, I don't have any idea how fast I was going.\"",
-		"Spiders: There are more than 34,000 species of spiders. Try not to think about THAT right before bedtime.",
-		"Spike Lee: 1957-, American film maker and Knicks fan. Best known for Do the Right Thing, Malcolm X, and 4 Little Girls.",
-		"Spilled Milk: Got milk? WHOOPS! Apparently not ...",
-		"Spit: Ladies and gentlemen, straight from the Salivary Glands ...",
-		"Spontaneous Combustion: The ignition of substances without application of an external heat source. A good plot for \"The X-Files.\"",
-		"Sport Utility Vehicles: Need new tires?",
-		"Sports Channels: Any team, any time.",
-		"Star Fruit: Looks like plastic, tastes like lemons.",
-		"Starry Night: A sky bright with stars, a classic Van Gogh painting, and a Don McLean song. Three cards in one!",
-		"State Fair: Aw, gee whiz, a blue ribbon for Bessie!",
-		"Steak And Potatoes: Hot off the grill!",
-		"Stephen King: 1947- , American author of horror novels, who's sold more than 100 million copies of his books. Talk about frightening ...",
-		"Steve Martin: 1945- , American comedian, actor, writer, and \"wild and crazy guy.\"",
-		"Steven Spielberg: 1947-, American movie director and producer, and overachiever. From E.T. to Schindler's List... too many to list.",
-		"Stonehenge: Prehistoric stone monument located north of Salisbury, England.",
-		"Strawberry Shortcake: Summertime and the eating is easy ...",
-		"Stubbed Toes: It'll feel better when it quits hurting.",
-		"Stunt People: When you need someone to take the fall.",
-		"Summer Camp: If the bugs don't get you, the poison ivy will!",
-		"Sunday Drivers: Now available ANY day of the week!",
-		"Superman: Fictional comic book superhero loved by Lois Lane and Jerry Seinfeld.",
-		"Supermodels: Long legs = big bucks.",
-		"Surfing The Net: www.otb-games.com",
-		"Sushi: Who would ever have guessed that raw fish could be so fashionable?",
-		"Swiss Bank Accounts: Do you think everyone in Switzerland has one?",
-		"Swiss Chocolate: \"What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.\" -George Bernard Shaw",
-		"Swiss Cheese: Guess it comes from holey cows ...",
-		"Taking A Bath: Bathing facilities have been found in excavations in India from before 2000 BC. Soap-on-a-Rope hasn't.",
-		"Talk Radio: Talk about air pollution.",
-		"Teachers: If you can play this game, thank a teacher.",
-		"Telemarketers: \"No, thank you ... No, I'm not interested ... No, I have to go now ...\"",
-		"Televangelists: Not to be confused with Teletubbies.",
-		"Television: One-hundred and sixty-four channels, and nothing worth watching.",
-		"Telling The Truth: \"There are two kinds of truth. There are real truths and there are made-up truths.\" -Marion Barry, ex-mayor of Washington, D.C.",
-		"Terrorist Attack: We will never negotiate with terrorists.",
-		"Thanksgiving Day: The fourth Thursday of November in the U.S.; the second Monday in October in Canada.",
-		"The 1920s: Pros: the Jazz Age. Cons: Presidents who look like librarians.",
-		"The 1950s: Pros: Barbies, barbecues, and bikinis. Cons: McCarthy, the Korean War, television.",
-		"The 1960s: Pros: the Moon Lsnding, the music. Cons: hippies who refuse to believe they're over.",
-		"The 1970s: Pros ... uh ... pros ... uh ... GIVE US A MINUTE, OKAY?",
-		"The 1980s: Pros: meant the end of the 1970s. Cons: '80s nostalgia.",
-		"The 21st Century: The future is NOW!",
-		"The Academy Awards: The statue known as \"Oscar\" weighs only eight and a half pounds. So why does it carry so much weight?",
-		"The Beach: A day at the beach is no day at the beach, ya know?",
-		"The Beatles: 1960s British band. Only the most revolutionary, influential and universally acclaimed group of the 20th century. That's all.",
-		"The CIA: The Central Intelligence Agency is responsible for keeping the U.S. government informed of foreign actions affecting the nation's interest.",
-		"The Cold War: The post-World War II struggle between the US and its allies, and the former USSR and its allies. Things could have gotten hot.",
-		"The Common Loon: A spotted, red-eyed diving bird -or various friends or family.",
-		"The Dallas Cowboys: National Football League team known for their cheerleaders and their performance, both on and off the field.",
-		"The Dump: Just remember to recycle.",
-		"The Eiffel Tower: Designed and built by French engineer Alexandre Gustave Eiffel for the Paris World's Fair of 1889.",
-		"The Electric Chair: In U.S. prisons, an alternating current of about 2000 volts is used for electrocution.",
-		"The End Of The World: \"It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine ...\" -REM",
-		"The Everglades: A vast marsh covering much of southern Florida. Watch out for alligators!",
-		"The Far Left: They get high Marx from some.",
-		"The Far Right: Far right for some and far wrong for others.",
-		"The FBI: The Federal Bureau of Investigation: the investigative agency for the U.S. Department of Justice. They're listening ...",
-		"The First Day Of School: \"Fear has many eyes.\" -Cervantes",
-		"The French Riviera: Holiday home of the rich, the famous, and the half-naked.",
-		"The Godfather: The 1972 critically acclaimed Mafia movie that made us as offer we couldn't refuse.",
-		"The Grand Canyon: 217 miles long, 4 to 18 miles wide, and more than 1 mile deep. Now THAT'S grand.",
-		"The Grateful Dead: American rock band, founded in 1965 and best known for their \"Dead Head\" fans.",
-		"The Great Chicago Fire: The noteworthy fire of 1871 ... a hot time in the old town ...",
-		"The Great Depression: Prozac was invented six decades too late.",
-		"The Green Bay Packers: Twelve time National Football League world champions, beloved by \"Cheeseheads\" everywhere. Are those brats done yet?",
-		"The Gulf War: January - February, 1991. This six week conflict with Iraq was also known as \"Desert Storm.\"",
-		"The Indy 500: Contestants must drive the full 500 miles. Bathroom breaks ARE allowed.",
-		"The Internet: Computer-based worldwide information network, and global shopping market.",
-		"The IRS: The Internal Revenue Service: agency of the U.S. Department of the Treasury responsible for collecting taxes. A human audity.",
-		"The JFK Assassination: November 22, 1963. The funeral of President Kennedy was watched on television by millions around the world.",
-		"The KKK: If they're supposed to be the master race, why do they keep misspelling \"Clan\"?",
-		"The Land Of Oz: \"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.\" -Dorothy, \"The Wizard Of Oz\"",
-		"The Little Mermaid: The 1837 story by Hans Christian Anderson or the 1989 animated film by Disney. Guess which made more money?",
-		"The Mafia: A loose association of criminal groups, bound by a blood oath and sworn to secrecy. Of course, now we have to kill you.",
-		"The Marx Brothers: Chico, Groucho, Harpo, amd sometimes Zeppo. Their 1930s films include Duck Soup and Animal Crackers.",
-		"The Metric System: No, thank you. We like our inches and feet!",
-		"The Midwest: America's central plains states. They're not like folks 'round here ...",
-		"The Milky Way: The galaxy that includes the sun, its solar system, and a chewy layer of caramel.",
-		"The Mississippi River: The Algonquin words \"Misi sipi\" mean \"big river.\" What's Algonquin for \"muddy\"?",
-		"The National Enquirer: American tabloid newspaper. Inquiring minds want to know ... Why the heck does this thing sell?",
-		"The New York Yankees: Legendary American baseball team. With so much success, it's obvious why they're reviled.",
-		"The NRA: National Rifle Association. They're gunning for your vote.",
-		"The Ocean: How deep is the ocean? 12,000 feet. If they'd known that, maybe they wouldn't have written that stupid song.",
-		"The Old Man And The Sea: Ernest Hemingway's classic novel - fishing, hunger, fishing, torment, fishing, personal loss ... fishing ...",
-		"The Olympics: An international athletic competition held every four years. The thrill of victors and the agony of defeat.",
-		"The Opera: It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings. Unfortunately, sometimes, not even then.",
-		"The Ozone Layer: Short for ozonosphere. Theories about the ozone layer are full of holes.",
-		"The Pentagon: The five-sided home of the U.S. Department of Defense.",
-		"The Pyramids: The Egyptian pyramids were built from about 2700 BC to about 1000 BC. Tut, tut, tut ...",
-		"The Renaissance: Beginning in the 1300s, started in Italy and spread across Europe. Kind of like Espresso bars ...",
-		"The Rolling Stones: British \"bad boy\" rock band formed in 1962. Still touring?",
-		"The San Andreas Fault: Geological feature in California stretching 600 miles. Like the state doesn't have enough faults already.",
-		"The South: Dixie: South of the Mason-Dixon line, that is. They're not like folks 'round here ...",
-		"The Statue Of Liberty: \"Give me your tired, your poor/ Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free ...\" -Emma Lazarus",
-		"The Super Bowl: Who needs another national holiday?",
-		"The Supreme Court: The highest court in the United States. Robes, but no wigs.",
-		"The Three Tenors: Opera stars Placido Domingo, Jose Carreras, and Luciano Pavarotti began recording as The Three Tenors in 1990.",
-		"The Titanic: It sank in 1912. Get over it!",
-		"The Universe: Everything. The big \"It.\" Huge. Massive. THAT big.",
-		"The Vatican: The Papal State in the middle of Rome. Home of the Pope, Swiss Guards, and lots of pigeons.",
-		"The Vietnam Memorial: \"The Wall,\" built in 1982, was designed by 21-year-old architecture student, Maya Lin.",
-		"The Williams Sisters: Venus, 1980-, and Serena, 1981-, Williams, American tennis champs. One heck of a sister act.",
-		"The Wright Brothers: In 1903, Wilbur and Orville made the first powered airplane flights in history. Although there were delays at the airport.",
-		"The YMCA: The Young Men's Christian Association has 30 million members in 110 countries. \"It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.\" -The Village People",
-		"Thomas Edison: 1847-1931, American inventor, developed a light bulb, generator, sound-recorder, and motion picture projector. Show off.",
-		"Thunder: \"Here it comes again, Thunder and Lightning...\" -ELO.",
-		"Tibet: Mountainous region of China and religious enclave for a form of Buddhism called Lamaism. Known as the roof of the world.",
-		"Ticks: All ticks are bloodsucking parasites, but not all bloodsucking parasites are ticks.",
-		"Tidal Waves: The gigantic ocean waves that strike with tremendous force, and cause considerable damage to life and property. Kind of like Spring Break.",
-		"Tiger Woods: 1975- , American star of the golf circuit. Known for his athletic skill, and youthful, classic style.",
-		"Toasted Marshmallows: How do you like yours - golden brown or flaming?",
-		"Toasters: Wait -don't stick that fork in there!",
-		"Tobacco Companies: Who says tobacco's not addictive? THEY can't give it up ...",
-		"Toes: \"This little piggy went to market ...\"",
-		"Tom Cruise: 1962-, American actor. It looked like Ricky Business early on, but by 1986 he was Top Gun. No Mission Impossible for him.",
-		"Tom Hanks: 1956-, American actor and star of such varied films as Big, Philadelphia, Forrest Gump, Saving Private Ryan and Castaway.",
-		"Top Of A Rollercoaster: Just remember: what goes UP ...",
-		"Tornadoes: Funnel-shaped cloud whirling destructively at speeds up to 300 mph. \"Honey, do you hear a freight train ... Honey?\"",
-		"Toys: They're not just for kids, anymore ...",
-		"Trailer Parks: Also known as tornado magnets.",
-		"Trampolines: Trampolines have been used in circuses wince the 18th century. Despite slumps in popularity, they always seem to bounce back!",
-		"Tree Huggers: \"Environmentalists\" to the left. \"Wackos\" to the right.",
-		"Truck Stops: Breakfast 24 hours a day and you're on your way.",
-		"Tyrannosaurus Rex: Large carnivorous dinosaur of the latter part of the Mesozoic era. My, what big teeth you have!",
-		"Underwear: \"Let's keep this brief.\"",
-		"United Nations: The U.N. was founded in 1945, after World War II ended. Its mission is to maintain world peace. If we ever achieve it, that is ...",
-		"Vacations: \"Vacation, all I ever wanted, Vacation, had to get away ...\" -Go-Go's",
-		"Vampires: Legendary bloodsucking monsters.",
-		"Victorian England: An era characterized by moral severity and pompous conservatism.",
-		"Video Games: Just how DO you get to the thirteenth level of \"Doom\"?",
-		"Vietnam, 1968: More than 30,000 Americans had been killed in the Vietnam War by the end of 1968.",
-		"Vincent Van Gogh: 1853-90, Dutch post-impressionist painter known for dramatic sunflowers and self-portraits. Only one of his paintings sold during his lifetime.",
-		"Violins: It's a pain in the neck, but keep practicing.",
-		"VW Beetles: The prototype for the original VW Beetle was developed in 1934, and production begin in 1945. Functional, yet so fashionable.",
-		"Waco, Texas: Texas city near where a 51-day standoff between law-enforcement officials and members of the Branch Davidians occurred in 1993.",
-		"Wall Street: The financial center of the United States. See also: roller coaster.",
-		"Walt Disney: 1901-1966, the head of some Mickey Mouse company.",
-		"Warts: Small, benign, circumscribed tumors of the outer layer of the skin. Warts and all!",
-		"Watching Football: Sheer athletic prowess by players in peak physical condition is a glorious thing to behold. Pass the chips and beer.",
-		"Water Parks: You can go down Dead Man's Drop and I'll take the Lazy River.",
-		"Waterbeds: Could serve as a safety precaution for those who smoke in bed.",
-		"Waterfalls: \"Don't go chasing waterfalls...\" -TLC",
-		"Watermelons: Pardeeville, WI - home of the Watermelon Seed-Spitting & Speed-Eating Championship. The record is 2.5 lbs. of melon eaten in 3.5 seconds.",
-		"Weapons Dealers: OK, what kind you need? Assault, Automatic, Atomic ...?",
-		"Weddings: \"Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime ...\" -My Fair Lady",
-		"Wheat: Mainly used in flour. World output of wheat is more than 600 million metric tons a year ... so someone's making a lot of dough.",
-		"Wheel Of Fortune: American TV game show, BIG MONEY! BIG MONEY!.",
-		"Whipped Cream: Great on strawberry shortcake, banana splits, chocolate pudding ...",
-		"Whips: \"Crack that whip ... whip it, whip it good.\" -Devo",
-		"Whoopie Goldberg: 1950-, American actor and comedian. Starred in such movies as Ghost, which earned her an Academy Award. Whoopee!",
-		"Will Smith: 1968- , Successful American rap star, TV star and wildly successful motion picture star. He's got it all. We hate him.",
-		"William Shakespeare: 1564-1616, The English poet and playwright. And all the world IS a stage ...",
-		"Wimbledon: Strawberries ... cream ... temper tantrums ...",
-		"Windsurfing: Really just surfing for lazy people.",
-		"Wine Tasting: Spit or swallow?",
-		"Winning The Lottery: The more you play, the more THEY win.",
-		"Witch Hunts: Popular locations: Salem, Massachusetts and Washington, D.C.",
-		"Women: REAL Women.",
-		"Women's Soccer: The 1999 World Cup finals was the most-watched women's sporting event in history.",
-		"Wood Chippers: \"I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper.\" -Marge Gunderson, Fargo",
-		"Woodstock: The 1969 love, music and mud festival attended by 400,000. Or, the little yellow bird.",
-		"Woody Allen: 1935- , American comedian, actor and director, of Bananas, Annie Hall, Hannah and Her Sisters, and lots of New York Stories.",
-		"Worms: \"A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that has fed of that worm.\" -\"Hamlet\" Shakespeare",
-		"X-Ray Vision: Available to Superman -for emergency use only.",
-		"X-Rays: X-Rays were discovered in 1895 by the German physicist Wilhelm Conrad Roentgen. Now if they could just get those X-ray glasses down.",
-		"Yellowstone Park: Home to 3000 geysers and hot springs. More gas and hot air than Washington, D.C.",
-		"Zen: Japanese form of Buddhism, originated in China. Zen again, maybe not.",
-		"Zucchini: A squashed vegetable."
+		"Rock Concert",
+		"Rocket Scientists",
+		"Rocky Mountains",
+		"Rolling The Car",
+		"Roman Numerals",
+		"Romeo And Juliet",
+		"Root Beer Floats",
+		"Rosa Parks",
+		"Rosie O'Donnell",
+		"Rubber Gloves",
+		"Running A Marathon",
+		"Rush Limbaugh",
+		"Russia",
+		"Rust",
+		"Saddam Hussein",
+		"Sailors",
+		"Salads",
+		"Salsa Dancing",
+		"Salvador Dali",
+		"Samuel L. Jackson",
+		"Saturday Cartoons",
+		"San Francisco",
+		"Saturn",
+		"Scavenger Hunt",
+		"Scene Of The Crime",
+		"Schindler's List",
+		"Science Fair Projects",
+		"Science Fiction",
+		"Screeching",
+		"Sean Connery",
+		"Shania Twain",
+		"Sharks",
+		"Shopping Mall",
+		"Silk",
+		"Silly Putty",
+		"Skateboarding",
+		"Skiing",
+		"Skinheads",
+		"Skunks",
+		"Skydiving",
+		"Sleeping Pills",
+		"Slivers",
+		"Sloppy Joes",
+		"Smithsonian Institution",
+		"Snakes",
+		"Snow",
+		"Social Security",
+		"Socks",
+		"South Africa",
+		"South Park",
+		"Soy Sauce",
+		"Spam",
+		"Speeding Tickets",
+		"Spiders",
+		"Spike Lee",
+		"Spilled Milk",
+		"Spit",
+		"Spontaneous Combustion",
+		"Sport Utility Vehicles",
+		"Sports Channels",
+		"Star Fruit",
+		"Starry Night",
+		"State Fair",
+		"Steak And Potatoes",
+		"Stephen King",
+		"Steve Martin",
+		"Steven Spielberg",
+		"Stonehenge",
+		"Strawberry Shortcake",
+		"Stubbed Toes",
+		"Stunt People",
+		"Summer Camp",
+		"Sunday Drivers",
+		"Superman",
+		"Supermodels",
+		"Surfing The Net",
+		"Sushi",
+		"Swiss Bank Accounts",
+		"Swiss Chocolate",
+		"Swiss Cheese",
+		"Taking A Bath",
+		"Talk Radio",
+		"Teachers",
+		"Telemarketers",
+		"Televangelists",
+		"Television",
+		"Telling The Truth",
+		"Terrorist Attack",
+		"Thanksgiving Day",
+		"The 1920s",
+		"The 1950s",
+		"The 1960s",
+		"The 1970s",
+		"The 1980s",
+		"The 21st Century",
+		"The Academy Awards",
+		"The Beach",
+		"The Beatles",
+		"The CIA",
+		"The Cold War",
+		"The Common Loon",
+		"The Dallas Cowboys",
+		"The Dump",
+		"The Eiffel Tower",
+		"The Electric Chair",
+		"The End Of The World",
+		"The Everglades",
+		"The Far Left",
+		"The Far Right",
+		"The FBI",
+		"The First Day Of School",
+		"The French Riviera",
+		"The Godfather",
+		"The Grand Canyon",
+		"The Grateful Dead",
+		"The Great Chicago Fire",
+		"The Great Depression",
+		"The Green Bay Packers",
+		"The Gulf War",
+		"The Indy 500",
+		"The Internet",
+		"The IRS",
+		"The JFK Assassination",
+		"The KKK",
+		"The Land Of Oz",
+		"The Little Mermaid",
+		"The Mafia",
+		"The Marx Brothers",
+		"The Metric System",
+		"The Midwest",
+		"The Milky Way",
+		"The Mississippi River",
+		"The National Enquirer",
+		"The New York Yankees",
+		"The NRA",
+		"The Ocean",
+		"The Old Man And The Sea",
+		"The Olympics",
+		"The Opera",
+		"The Ozone Layer",
+		"The Pentagon",
+		"The Pyramids",
+		"The Renaissance",
+		"The Rolling Stones",
+		"The San Andreas Fault",
+		"The South",
+		"The Statue Of Liberty",
+		"The Super Bowl",
+		"The Supreme Court",
+		"The Three Tenors",
+		"The Titanic",
+		"The Universe",
+		"The Vatican",
+		"The Vietnam Memorial",
+		"The Williams Sisters",
+		"The Wright Brothers",
+		"The YMCA",
+		"Thomas Edison",
+		"Thunder",
+		"Tibet",
+		"Ticks",
+		"Tidal Waves",
+		"Tiger Woods",
+		"Toasted Marshmallows",
+		"Toasters",
+		"Tobacco Companies",
+		"Toes",
+		"Tom Cruise",
+		"Tom Hanks",
+		"Top Of A Rollercoaster",
+		"Tornadoes",
+		"Toys",
+		"Trailer Parks",
+		"Trampolines",
+		"Tree Huggers",
+		"Truck Stops",
+		"Tyrannosaurus Rex",
+		"Underwear",
+		"United Nations",
+		"Vacations",
+		"Vampires",
+		"Victorian England",
+		"Video Games",
+		"Vietnam, 1968",
+		"Vincent Van Gogh",
+		"Violins",
+		"VW Beetles",
+		"Waco, Texas",
+		"Wall Street",
+		"Walt Disney",
+		"Warts",
+		"Watching Football",
+		"Water Parks",
+		"Waterbeds",
+		"Waterfalls",
+		"Watermelons",
+		"Weapons Dealers",
+		"Weddings",
+		"Wheat",
+		"Wheel Of Fortune",
+		"Whipped Cream",
+		"Whips",
+		"Whoopie Goldberg",
+		"Will Smith",
+		"William Shakespeare",
+		"Wimbledon",
+		"Windsurfing",
+		"Wine Tasting",
+		"Winning The Lottery",
+		"Witch Hunts",
+		"Women",
+		"Women's Soccer",
+		"Wood Chippers",
+		"Woodstock",
+		"Woody Allen",
+		"Worms",
+		"X-Ray Vision",
+		"X-Rays",
+		"Yellowstone Park",
+		"Zen",
+		"Zucchini"
 	]
 }