diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 8395489f..39b41fc2 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@ Xiao is a Discord bot coded in JavaScript with
 The bot is no longer available for invite. You can self-host the bot, or use her
 on the [home server](https://discord.gg/sbMe32W).
 
-## Commands (322)
+## Commands (321)
 ### Utility:
 
 * **eval:** Executes JavaScript code.
@@ -308,7 +308,6 @@ on the [home server](https://discord.gg/sbMe32W).
 * **brony-speak:** Converts text to brony speak.
 * **clap:** Sends 👏 text 👏 like 👏 this.
 * **cow-say:** Makes a cow say your text.
-* **cow-think:** Makes a cow think your text.
 * **cursive:** Converts text to cursive.
 * **dvorak:** Converts text to Dvorak encoding.
 * **embed:** Sends text in an embed.
diff --git a/commands/text-edit/cow-say.js b/commands/text-edit/cow-say.js
index bbc9688e..0ab3da6b 100644
--- a/commands/text-edit/cow-say.js
+++ b/commands/text-edit/cow-say.js
@@ -1,9 +1,5 @@
 const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
-const cowsay = require('cowsay');
-const cowList = require('cowsay/lib/cows');
-const { list } = require('../../util/Util');
-const cows = cowList.listSync();
-cows.push('random');
+const request = require('node-superfetch');
 
 module.exports = class CowSayCommand extends Command {
 	constructor(client) {
@@ -12,37 +8,28 @@ module.exports = class CowSayCommand extends Command {
 			group: 'text-edit',
 			memberName: 'cow-say',
 			description: 'Makes a cow say your text.',
-			details: `**Types:** ${cows.join(', ')}`,
 			args: [
 				{
 					key: 'text',
 					prompt: 'What text would you like the cow to say?',
 					type: 'string',
-					max: 500
-				},
-				{
-					key: 'type',
-					prompt: `What type of cow would you like to use? Either ${list(cows, 'or')}.`,
-					type: 'string',
-					default: 'default',
-					validate: type => {
-						if (cows.includes(type.toLowerCase()) || type.toLowerCase() === 'cow') return true;
-						return `Invalid type, please enter either ${list(cows, 'or')}.`;
-					},
-					parse: type => {
-						if (type.toLowerCase() === 'cow') return 'default';
-						return type.toLowerCase();
-					}
+					max: 1000
 				}
 			]
 		});
 	}
 
-	run(msg, { text, type }) {
-		return msg.code(null, cowsay.say({
-			text,
-			f: type,
-			r: type === 'random'
-		}));
+	async run(msg, { text }) {
+		try {
+			const { body } = request
+				.get('http://cowsay.morecode.org/say')
+				.query({
+					message: text,
+					format: 'json'
+				});
+			return msg.code(null, body.cow);
+		} catch (err) {
+			return msg.reply(`Oh no, an error occurred: \`${err.message}\`. Try again later!`);
+		}
 	}
 };
diff --git a/commands/text-edit/cow-think.js b/commands/text-edit/cow-think.js
deleted file mode 100644
index 8516868e..00000000
--- a/commands/text-edit/cow-think.js
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,48 +0,0 @@
-const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
-const cowsay = require('cowsay');
-const cowList = require('cowsay/lib/cows');
-const { list } = require('../../util/Util');
-const cows = cowList.listSync();
-cows.push('random');
-
-module.exports = class CowThinkCommand extends Command {
-	constructor(client) {
-		super(client, {
-			name: 'cow-think',
-			group: 'text-edit',
-			memberName: 'cow-think',
-			description: 'Makes a cow think your text.',
-			details: `**Types:** ${cows.join(', ')}`,
-			args: [
-				{
-					key: 'text',
-					prompt: 'What text would you like the cow to think?',
-					type: 'string',
-					max: 500
-				},
-				{
-					key: 'type',
-					prompt: `What type of cow would you like to use? Either ${list(cows, 'or')}.`,
-					type: 'string',
-					default: 'default',
-					validate: type => {
-						if (cows.includes(type.toLowerCase()) || type.toLowerCase() === 'cow') return true;
-						return `Invalid type, please enter either ${list(cows, 'or')}.`;
-					},
-					parse: type => {
-						if (type.toLowerCase() === 'cow') return 'default';
-						return type.toLowerCase();
-					}
-				}
-			]
-		});
-	}
-
-	run(msg, { text, type }) {
-		return msg.code(null, cowsay.think({
-			text,
-			f: type,
-			r: type === 'random'
-		}));
-	}
-};
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 46e0cb44..08d5b39e 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "xiao",
-	"version": "91.15.0",
+	"version": "92.0.0",
 	"description": "Your personal server companion.",
 	"main": "Xiao.js",
 	"scripts": {
@@ -35,7 +35,6 @@
 		"canvas": "^2.0.0-alpha.17",
 		"cheerio": "^1.0.0-rc.2",
 		"common-tags": "^1.8.0",
-		"cowsay": "^1.3.1",
 		"custom-translate": "^2.2.7",
 		"discord.js": "github:discordjs/discord.js",
 		"discord.js-commando": "github:discordjs/Commando",