diff --git a/assets/json/zalgo.json b/assets/json/zalgo.json
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..077d3333
--- /dev/null
+++ b/assets/json/zalgo.json
@@ -0,0 +1,120 @@
+{
+	"up": [
+		"̍",
+		"̎",
+		"̄",
+		"̅",
+		"̿",
+		"̑",
+		"̆",
+		"̐",
+		"͒",
+		"͗",
+		"͑",
+		"̇",
+		"̈",
+		"̊",
+		"͂",
+		"̓",
+		"̈",
+		"͊",
+		"͋",
+		"͌",
+		"̃",
+		"̂",
+		"̌",
+		"͐",
+		"̀",
+		"́",
+		"̋",
+		"̏",
+		"̒",
+		"̓",
+		"̔",
+		"̽",
+		"̉",
+		"ͣ",
+		"ͤ",
+		"ͥ",
+		"ͦ",
+		"ͧ",
+		"ͨ",
+		"ͩ",
+		"ͪ",
+		"ͫ",
+		"ͬ",
+		"ͭ",
+		"ͮ",
+		"ͯ",
+		"̾",
+		"͛",
+		"͆",
+		"̚"
+	],
+	"middle": [
+		"̕",
+		"̛",
+		"̀",
+		"́",
+		"͘",
+		"̡",
+		"̢",
+		"̧",
+		"̨",
+		"̴",
+		"̵",
+		"̶",
+		"͜",
+		"͝",
+		"͞",
+		"͟",
+		"͠",
+		"͢",
+		"̸",
+		"̷",
+		"͡",
+		"҉"
+	],
+	"down": [
+		"̖",
+		"̗",
+		"̘",
+		"̙",
+		"̜",
+		"̝",
+		"̞",
+		"̟",
+		"̠",
+		"̤",
+		"̥",
+		"̦",
+		"̩",
+		"̪",
+		"̫",
+		"̬",
+		"̭",
+		"̮",
+		"̯",
+		"̰",
+		"̱",
+		"̲",
+		"̳",
+		"̹",
+		"̺",
+		"̻",
+		"̼",
+		"ͅ",
+		"͇",
+		"͈",
+		"͉",
+		"͍",
+		"͎",
+		"͓",
+		"͔",
+		"͕",
+		"͖",
+		"͙",
+		"͚",
+		"̣"
+	]
+}
diff --git a/commands/text-edit/zalgo.js b/commands/text-edit/zalgo.js
index a9df4c34..edcf93cd 100644
--- a/commands/text-edit/zalgo.js
+++ b/commands/text-edit/zalgo.js
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 const { Command } = require('discord.js-commando');
-const zalgo = require('zalgolize');
+const zalgo = require('../../assets/json/zalgo');
 
 module.exports = class ZalgoCommand extends Command {
 	constructor(client) {
@@ -24,6 +24,21 @@ module.exports = class ZalgoCommand extends Command {
 	}
 
 	run(msg, { text }) {
-		return msg.say(zalgo(text));
+		let result = '';
+		for (let i = 0; i < text.length; i++) {
+			result += text[i];
+			if (text[i].length > 1) continue;
+			const counts = {
+				up: Math.floor(Math.random() * 8) + 1,
+				middle: Math.floor(Math.random() * 3),
+				down: Math.floor(Math.random() * 8) + 1
+			};
+			for (const type of Object.keys(counts)) {
+				const count = counts[type];
+				const chars = zalgo[type];
+				while (count--) result += chars[Math.floor(Math.random() * chars.length)];
+			}
+		}
+		return msg.say(result);
 	}
 };
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 6a05022e..5542c772 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "xiaobot",
-	"version": "42.15.3",
+	"version": "42.15.4",
 	"description": "Your personal server companion.",
 	"main": "Shard.js",
 	"scripts": {
@@ -39,13 +39,12 @@
 		"erlpack": "github:discordapp/erlpack",
 		"mathjs": "^3.16.3",
 		"node-opus": "^0.2.7",
-		"pg": "^6.4.2",
+		"pg": "^7.3.0",
 		"pg-hstore": "^2.3.2",
 		"sequelize": "^4.11.5",
 		"snekfetch": "^3.4.1",
 		"uws": "^8.14.1",
-		"xml-js": "^1.4.2",
-		"zalgolize": "^1.2.4"
+		"xml-js": "^1.4.2"
 	},
 	"devDependencies": {
 		"eslint": "^4.7.2",