diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 2d59bf41..82524815 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -45,7 +45,7 @@ Xiao is a Discord bot coded in JavaScript with
 6. Run `npm i -g pm2` to install PM2.
 7. Run `pm2 start Xiao.js --name xiao` to run the bot.
 
-## Commands (343)
+## Commands (344)
 ### Utility:
 
 * **eval:** Executes JavaScript code.
@@ -119,6 +119,7 @@ Xiao is a Discord bot coded in JavaScript with
 * **suggest-command:** Suggests a random command for you to try.
 * **superpower:** Responds with a random superpower.
 * **this-for-that:** So, basically, it's like a bot command for this dumb meme.
+* **waifu:** Responds with a randomly generated waifu and backstory.
 * **would-you-rather:** Responds with a random "Would you rather ...?" question.
 * **xiao:** Responds with a random image of Xiao Pai.
 
diff --git a/commands/random/waifu.js b/commands/random/waifu.js
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..4ff9ad22
--- /dev/null
+++ b/commands/random/waifu.js
@@ -0,0 +1,32 @@
+const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
+const { MessageEmbed } = require('discord.js');
+const request = require('node-superfetch');
+const { shorten } = require('../../util/Util');
+
+module.exports = class WaifuCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'waifu',
+			aliases: ['this-waifu-does-not-exist'],
+			group: 'random',
+			memberName: 'waifu',
+			description: 'Responds with a randomly generated waifu and backstory.',
+			clientPermissions: ['EMBED_LINKS'],
+			credit: [
+				{
+					name: 'This Waifu Does Not Exist',
+					url: 'https://www.thiswaifudoesnotexist.net/'
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	async run(msg) {
+		const num = Math.floor(Math.random() * 100000);
+		const { text } = await request.get(`https://www.thiswaifudoesnotexist.net/snippet-${num}.txt`);
+		const embed = new MessageEmbed()
+			.setDescription(shorten(text))
+			.setThumbnail(`https://www.thiswaifudoesnotexist.net/example-${num}.jpg`);
+		return msg.embed(embed);
+	}
+};
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index ce224937..c7be4a77 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "xiao",
-	"version": "102.5.0",
+	"version": "102.6.0",
 	"description": "Your personal server companion.",
 	"main": "Xiao.js",
 	"scripts": {