diff --git a/assets/json/apples-to-apples.json b/assets/json/apples-to-apples.json new file mode 100644 index 00000000..4f080ba1 --- /dev/null +++ b/assets/json/apples-to-apples.json @@ -0,0 +1,1749 @@ +{ + "greenCards": [ + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Absurd: ridiculous, senseless, foolish" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Addictive: obsessive, consuming, captivating" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Adorable: lovable, charming, delightful" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Aged: old, ancient, mature" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "American: U.S. Citizen, Yankee, Apple Pie" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Ancient: elderly, old, antique" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Animated: lively, exuberant, spirited" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Annoying: irritating, bothersome, teasing" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Appetizing: appealing, tasty, flavorful" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Arrogant: egotistical, overconfident, conceited" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Awesome: amazing, 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notable, impressive, remarkable" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Unhealthy: risky, sickly, dangerous" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Unnatural: abnormal, artificial, bizarre" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Unreal: imaginary, illusionary, unbelievable" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Unscrupulous: unethical, corrupt, unprincipled" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Unusual: rare, odd, uncommon" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Useless: worthless, ineffective, unneeded" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Violent: furious, vicious, destructive" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Virtuous: worthy, righteous, chaste" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Visionary: idealistic, prophetic, far-seeing" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Weird: abnormal, peculiar, odd" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Wicked: evil, corrupt, depraved" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Wild: untamed, savage, ferocious" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Witty: clever, humorous, cunning" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Woebegone: dismal, sorrowful, bummed out" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Worldly: experienced, sophisticated, materialistic" + }, + { + "pick": 1, + "text": "Zany: crazy, funny, wacky" + } + ], + "redCards": [ + "A Bad Haircut: The perfect start to a bad hair day.", + "A Bull Fight: Also known as \"la fiesta brava\" (the brave festival). A whole lot of bull..", + "A Car Crash: \"Hey, it was an accident!\"", + "A Cheap Motel: No charge for the cockroaches.", + "A Crawl Space: Where you'll find something the cat dragged in.", + "A Dozen Red Roses: When eleven just won't do.", + "A Flat Tire: \"Whaddya mean, there's no spare?\"", + "A Full Moon: \"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore!\" -Dean Martin", + "A Haunted House: Maybe if people would STOP building their dream homes on ancient burial grounds ...", + "A High School Bathroom: \"Fools rush in where angels fear to tread\" -Alexander Pope", + "A Honeymoon: America's top honeymoon spots are Hawaii, Niagara Falls, Las Vegas and Florida. You can get there by air, land, sea ... or shotgun.", + "A Locker Room: Steamy atmosphere ... bawdy humor ... sweaty bodies ... HEY! Sounds like Cable TV!", + "A Morgue: \"Given strange eons, even death may die...\" -H.P. Lovecraft", + "A Nine Iron: A golf club best used on short shots or large opponents.", + "A School Bus: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. -Franklin D. Roosevelt", + "A School Cafeteria: Food fight!.", + "A Sunrise: \"But he who kisses the joy as it flies/ Lives in eternity's sunrise.\" -William Blake", + "A Sunset: The sun never set on the British Empire ... because God didn't trust the English in the dark.", + "A Tree House: Your first high-rise apartment.", + "A Used Car Lot: One of the most honest places around. Honest ...", + "Abraham Lincoln: 1809-65, 16th U.S. president, led the Union to victory in the American Civil War and abolished slavery. Was assassinated for his efforts.", + "Adam Sandler: 1966- , American comedian, film star, and Saturday Night Live alumnus. Genius or goofball - you make the call.", + "Adolph Hitler: 1889-1945, turned Germany into a militarized dictatorship, caused the slaughter of millions and launched World War II.", + "AIDS: Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.", + "Airline Food: Since when is a bag of peanuts considered a meal?", + "Al Pacino: 1940- , Oscar winning American actor and star of \"The Godfather,\" \"Dog Day Afternoon\" and \"Scent Of A Woman.\" One very intense guy.", + "Albert Einstein: 1879-1955, German-born American physicist and Nobel laureate who created theories of relativity. Nice hair.", + "Alfred Hitchcock: 1899-1980, British-born American director and producer of brilliant psychological thrillers. Right, mother? MOTHER!", + "Alien Abductions: There was a blinding light -and she was gone!", + "Americans: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY! WE'RE SUING!", + "Amputations: \"A SCRATCH? Your arm's off!\" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail.", + "Angry Hornets: Who put the bees in their bonnets?.", + "Andy Warhol: 1928-87, American painter and filmmaker, a leader of the pop art movement. Famous for slightly more than 15 minutes.", + "Anne Frank: 1929-45, German Jewish girl who wrote in her diary about her family hiding from the Nazis. She died in a concentration camp.", + "Antarctica: Home to the lowest temperature ever recorded on earth, -126.9 F.", + "Anthony Hopkins: 1937- , British actor starred in The Elephant Man, Howard's End, and, of course, The Silence Of The Lambs. Knighted in 1992.", + "Apple Pie: It's as American as ... as ... something ...", + "Apples: More than 40 million metric tons are produced worldwide every year. How 'bout them apples?", + "Armed Robbery: You got your Robbery, your Armed Robbery, your Strong Armed Robbery, and, of course, the five finger discount.", + "Assembly Lines: Faster. FASTER!", + "At My Parent's House: Like never-never land, you're never seen as an adult here.", + "Atlantis: Mythological city where the folks had that sinking feeling.", + "Atomic Bombs: The Italian physicist Enrico Fermi succeeded in producing the first nuclear chain reaction in 1942, at the University of Chicago.", + "Attack On Pearl Harbor: \"Yesterday, December 7th, 1941, a date which will live in infamy ...\" -Franklin D. Roosevelt", + "Austin Powers: Fictional British man of mystery. Yeah, bay-beee, yeah!", + "Australian Outback: Beware of dangerous temperatures, strange animals, and didgeridoos.", + "Babe Ruth: 1895-1948, American baseball legend, and one heck of a candy bar!", + "Babies: Little bundles of joy ... and who needs sleep, anyway?", + "Baby Showers: Baby showers may bring flowers ...", + "Backstreet Boys: The latest American pop boy band. Which one do you think is the cutest?", + "Bad Dogs: Bad dog, bad dog. What'cha gonna do?", + "Bagpipes: A shrill-toned musical instrument consisting of a leather bag and pipes. Also available in plaid.", + "Baked Beans: Add a little bacon, brown sugar and Beano!", + "Baked Potatoes: Hot potato, couch potato, potato head, twice baked, half-baked, ... whatever.", + "Baking Cookies: An experience only surpassed by eating them.", + "Bald Eagles: Known for their majestic appearance and powerful flight. In 1782, the bald eagle was chosen as the emblem of the United States.", + "Ballerinas: Beautiful, graceful dancers who are always on their toes.", + "Bangkok: Capital of Thailand. Location: near the Gulf of Siam. Population: five million. Reputation: seedy.", + "Bankruptcy: It'll be the debt of you.", + "Barbara Walters: 1931- , American television journalist and author. Voted one of the most important women of the century by \"Ladies Home Journal.\"", + "Barbed Wire: Wire with sharp points, used for fences. Created havoc on the western frontier.", + "Barfing: We didn't want to bring that up ...", + "Barney: Purple dinosaur. \"I love you, you love me, blah, blah, blah ... \"", + "Bart Simpson: Fictional animated character. Don't have a cow, man!\"", + "Bates Motel: The haunt of Alfred Hitchcock's psycho, Norman Bates ... and mother, of course ...", + "Batman: How does Batman's mother call him home? \"Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner - BATMAN!\"", + "Bats: The little brown bat consumes as many as 600 mosquitoes in an hour. The vampire bat dines elsewhere ...", + "Beach Parties: Up for some \"Beach Blanket Bingo,\" Annette?", + "Beanie Babies: Tiny plush collectibles to love and cherish. Don't take that tag off!", + "Beauty And The Beast: A tale as old as time ... so Disney didn't have to pay royalties.", + "Beer: \"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.\" - Benjamin Franklin", + "Beer Bellies: Just think of them as microbreweries.", + "Beethoven: 1770-1827, German composer, considered one of the greatest of the western world.", + "Beets: Beats Brussels sprout.", + "Being In Love: \"Love's like the measles, all the worse when it comes late.\" -Douglas Jerrold", + "Bell-Bottoms: Bell-bottoms and pea coats -who would have thought the Navy could be such a trendsetter?", + "Ben Stiller: 1965-, American actor, director, and funny guy of Reality Bites, There's Something About Mary, and Meet The Parents", + "Berlin: 1945 - Adolph Hitler's last stand. Bunker ... I mean -hunker down, soldier.", + "Big Bang Theory: A cosmological theory for the origin of the universe. An explosive idea!", + "Big Macs: T w o a l l b e e f p a t t i e s s p e c i a l s a u c e l e t t u c e c h e e s e p i c k l e s o n i o n s o n a s e s a m e s e e d b u n .", + "Bigfoot: Legendary North American monster, a.k.a. Sasquatch or the Abominable Snowman.", + "Bill Clinton: 1946- , popular, yet embattled, 42nd president of the United States.", + "Bill Gates: 1955-, chairman and chief software architect of Microsoft Corporation. A very rich guy.", + "Bill Murray: 1950-, American actor and comedian. Star of Ghostbusters, Stripes, Groundhog Day, and Lost In Translation.", + "Billboards: Only 1,254 miles to Wall Drug ...", + "Bingo: \"There was a farmer, had a dog, and Bingo was his name-o ...\"", + "Bird Watching: A hobby that relies on a wing and a prayer.", + "Black Holes: The gravitational field of a black hole is so strong that nothing, including light, can escape from its vicinity.", + "Black Velvet: Smooth, silky and sophisticated ... until you paint an Elvis on it.", + "Blizzard: Extreme cold, strong winds, and a head snowfall. Also known as Canada.", + "Blood: A healthy human body contains between five and six quarts of blood. Bloody right they do!", + "Board Games: Games have been played for thousands of years. Some games of Monopoly just SEEM that long.", + "Body Odor: Over $1.6 billion is spent each year on antiperspirants in the United States. That stinks!", + "Body Piercing: YOU STUCK WHAT? WHERE?", + "Body Surfing: When you're too cheap to buy a surfboard.", + "Bonbons: Sweets for the sweet ...", + "Bongos: Small drums played with the fingers. Used in Latin American and African music. The choice of American beat poets.", + "Bottled Water: How much are you willing to pay for something you can get for free?", + "Boxing: An ancient and honorable sport - not just for boys anymore ...", + "Boy Scouts: International organization for boys and young men founded in England in 1908, to foster character, citizenship and outdoor life.", + "Boyfriends: \"My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble.\" - The Angels", + "Brad Pitt: 1963- , American actor and heart-throb.", + "Brain Surgeons: Hey, it ain't brain surgery ... oh ... wait a second ...", + "Brains: Vital to human existence and mad scientists.", + "Britney Spears: 1981-, American singer. From mouseketeer to international pop star.", + "Broadway: The New York theater district. \"They say the neon lights shine bright on Broadway.\" -Barry Mann", + "Bruce Willis: 1955- , Diehard American action movie star who has moonlighted on TV. He also starred in Pulp Fiction, Armageddon and The Sixth Sense.", + "Bubble Gum: Crack it, snap it, pop it, and blow it!", + "Bubbles: \"Tiny bubbles, in the wine/ Tiny bubble make me feel fine ...\" -Don Ho", + "Bullwinkle: As in the cartoon \"The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle\" - the moose half of moose and squirrel.", + "Bumper Stickers: Your personal billboard!", + "Bungee Jumping: Another sport hanging on by a thread.", + "Buying A House: If only we had the money, we could get a mortgage.", + "Cabbage: From the French word caboche, meaning \"big head.\"", + "Cactus: Require little care and exhibit bizarre forms. As such, they are often mistaken for Survivalists.", + "California: Sacramento is its capital, Los Angeles its largest city. Here we come.", + "Camping Trip: When you just have to get s'more nature.", + "Canada: Federated country of North America. The Great White North - eh?", + "Canadians: How many Canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fifteen. Fourteen to chip it out of the ice, and one to screw it in.", + "Captain Kirk: Fictional starship captain. \"Beam me up Scotty, there is no intelligent life on this planet!\" - bumper sticker, 1980s", + "Car Bombs: Not including the Ford Pinto, of course.", + "Car Horns: Blow it, buddy!", + "Carl Sagan: 1934-96, American astronomer and pioneer exobiologist. Touched many lives. Billions and billions of them.", + "Carnival Workers: Step right up ...", + "Cary Grant: 1904-86, British-born American actor known for his debonair manner. He can be found North by Northwest.", + "Casablanca: The largest city in Morocco, and one heck of a good movie. \"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world...\"", + "Casinos: Slots and slots of fun.", + "Castles: Kings, queens, knights in shining armor, and little square hamburgers.", + "Caves: Stalactites, stalagmites. Which go up and which go down?", + "Celine Dion: 1968-, Canadian singer whose heart will go on, and on ...", + "Cell Phones: Get off the phone or get off the road!", + "Cesar Chavez: 1927-93, American labor leader who led the 1965 nationwide boycott of California grapes ... a bunch of sour grapes!", + "Chain Letters: Send this game to ten of your friends and good luck will follow. Honest!", + "Chains: Gold or iron: name your shackles.", + "Challenger Explosion: \"Without a wish, without a will/ I stood upon that silent hill/ and stared into the sky ...\" - Ralph Hodgeson", + "Chameleons: The chameleon is a lizard that changes color when frightened -or is that a politician?", + "Charging Rhinos: How do you stop a rhino from charging? Take away its credit cards.", + "Cheesecake: A really tasty dish.", + "Cher: 1946- , American singer and actor, she makes aging look good.", + "Chicago: Third largest city in the United States. Our kind of town.", + "Chicken Pox: Infectious disease usually contracted in childhood. Just don't scratch 'em!", + "Chickens: From incubator to rotisserie in 56 days! Run, chicken, run!", + "Chimpanzees: Sure, they're related to us; but they don't write, and they NEVER call!", + "China: The most populous country in the world. More than one-fifth of the world's total population lives within its borders.", + "Chinatown: International travel, just around the corner.", + "Choir Boys: They sound angelic, but ...", + "Chorus Girls: Long legs and high kicks!", + "Cigarette Burns: Another reason to give up smoking.", + "Cigarettes: Mind if I smoke?", + "Cinco de Mayo: Marks the victory of the Mexican Army over the French at the Battle of Puebla, in 1862.", + "Cindy Crawford: 1966- , American Supermodel. What dreams are made of.", + "Clark Gable: 1901-60, American film actor, noted as a romantic lead. Frankly, my dear, he didn't give a damn.", + "Claude Monet: 1840-1926, French painter, regarded as one of the leaders on the impressionist movement.", + "Cleaning The Bathroom: It's YOUR turn!", + "Cleopatra: c. 69-30 BC, Queen of Egypt, noted for love affairs with Julius Caesar and Mark Antony, which came back to bite her in the asp.", + "Clint Eastwood: 1930-, American film actor and director, past mayor of Carmel, California. Has earned fistfuls of dollars.", + "Clowns: They would be really funny if they weren't so darn scary.", + "Cocaine: Alkaloid obtained from leaves of the coca plant and used as a local anesthetic and abused as a drug.", + "Cockroaches: Annoying insects that can survive a nuclear war. Fortunately, they can't survive the heel of your shoe.", + "Coconuts: \"Put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up.\" -Harry Nillson", + "Cold Pizza: The breakfast of champions.", + "Communists: \"From each, according to their ability, to each according to their need.\" I need a new Ferrari.", + "Commuting: The daily grind. And we're not talking coffee.", + "Computer Hackers: We didn't mean to shut down the entire government ...", + "Computers: British mathematician Charles Babbage worked out the principles of the modern digital computer in the late 1800s.", + "Confucius: c. 551-479 BC, K'ung Fu-Tzu, Chinese philosopher and one of the most influential figures in Chinese history.", + "Conspiracy Theories: Oh, that was just a coincidence!", + "Construction Workers: Hard hats -hard bodies.", + "Corn On The Cob: A grain native to the Americas, corn was a staple food for many centuries before corn holders were invented.", + "Corvettes: In 1953, Chevrolet introduced the Corverre, the first mass-produced sports car with a fiberglass body. The perfect cure for a midlife crisis.", + "Count Dracula: \"I vant to suck your blood!\"", + "Country Music: Encompassing styles such as western swing, honky-tonk, bluegrass and rockabilly. Should mention a pickup truck and a dog named \"Bo.\"", + "Cow-Pies: When dried, these \"cow chips\" are hurled discus-like over great distances. It's true.", + "Crazy Horse: 1849?-77, chief of the Oglala Sioux. A leader in the Native American resistance to the westward expansion on the United States.", + "Creamed Corn: Eat it, it's good for you.", + "Crystal Balls: I see a Green Apple card in your future.", + "Cuba: Island republic in the Caribbean, just south of Florida. Beans and rice never tasted so good.", + "Cults: They seemed nice ...", + "Custer's Last Stand: 1866, Little Big Horn. Very big mistake.", + "Dandruff: Dry skin on your scalp? Sounds a bit flaky.", + "Danielle Steel: 1947- , Prolific romance novelist. \"Suddenly, Stephanie spotted Lance on the beach ...\"", + "Danny DeVito: 1944- , American television, motion-picture actor, and director. Star of Taxi, Romancing The Stone, Twins, and Get Shorty.", + "Dark Alleys: Don't go there!", + "Darth Vader: \"Luke ... (wheeze) .. I am ... (wheeze) ... your father ... and you don't write, you don't call ... NOTHING.\"", + "Dating: First stage of the human mating ritual.", + "David Letterman: 1947- , American television entertainer and talk-show host. And ... the Number One reason to watch him (drum roll, please): TOP TEN LISTS!", + "Daytime TV: Soap operas, game shows, talk shows and reruns ... is this a great country or what?", + "Death Valley: Arid, desolate and hellish region of California. Named by a survivor of an attempted 1849 crossing.", + "Deer Hunting: Nooo! Nooooo! Not BAMBI'S MOTHER!", + "Demi Moore: 1962-, American actor in St. Elmo's Fire, Ghost and GI Jane.", + "Democrats: Their symbol is the donkey, or ass. Insert your own joke here.", + "Denzel Washington: 1954- , American actor known for his powerful roles in such movies as Cry Freedom, Malcolm X, and Mississippi Masala.", + "Detroit: The Motor City is the world's foremost automobile manufacturing center, and the tenth largest city in the U.S.", + "Diamonds: The hard fact: they are just highly refractive crystalline allotropes.", + "Discos: Where you go to catch \"Saturday Night Fever.\"", + "Discovering America: 1492, Christopher Columbus discovered that America was discovered centuries before he arrived.", + "Disneyland: You've just won the \"Apples to Apples(R) Grand Masters Tournament.\" Where're you gonna go?", + "Divorce: It's a trial separation that goes to trial.", + "Doctors: Over twenty years of education and they're still \"practicing\" medicine?", + "Doing The Dishes: You wash, I'll watch.", + "Dolly Parton: 1967- , American singer, songwriter, and actor. Known as much for her personal style as for her successful career.", + "Dr. Kevorkin: 1928- , Controversial advocate of doctor-assisted suicide.", + "Dr. Seuss: 1904-1991, Theodor Suess Geisel , the cat who came up with \"The Cat in the Hat.\"", + "Driving Off A Cliff: It was either that or hire someone to do my takes.", + "Duct Tape: All-purpose, ... all the time ...", + "E-Mail: You've got JUNK mail!", + "Ear Wax: A waxy, yellowish substance that protects the ear from dust, bacteria, and from hearing things you don't want to hear.", + "Earthquakes: The Richter scale is named after the American seismologist Charles Richter. Did the earth move for you?", + "Earwigs: Nocturnal insects with abdominal pincers. Nothing to do with ears or wigs.", + "East Coast: From New England to Florida. They're not like folks 'round here ...", + "Eddie Murphy: 1961-, American comedian, actor, and producer. Best known for his work in 48 Hours, Beverly Hills Cop and on Saturday Night Live.", + "Eleanor Roosevelt: 1884-1962, first lady, social activist, author, lecturer, and U.S. representative to the United Nations.", + "Electric Eels: Slippery and slimy snakelike fishes that emit electrical charges. The shocking truth!", + "Electricity: The repulsive or attractive force between two stationary bodies. No problem unless one of those bodies is yours.", + "Elephants: The largest living land mammal, with two species: Indian and African. Not counting Dumbo, there are no American elephants.", + "Elizabeth Taylor: 1932- , American actor, noted for her lush beauty, emotional performances and multiple husbands.", + "Elvis Presley: 1935-77, American singer and actor and the king of rock-and-roll. His death left the music world all shook up.", + "Emily Dickinson: 1830-86, American poet, whose lyrics are psychologically astute treatments of love, death, and immortality. So there.", + "Ernest Hemingway: 1899-1961, American novelist and short-story writer, whose macho style is crisp, laconic and understated.", + "Europe: The Old Country ... except to people who live there.", + "Exorcism: To ceremoniously expel an evil spirit.", + "Eyes: Light-sensitive organ of vision in animals. See?", + "Falling Down: \"What we call failure is not the falling down, but the staying down.\" -Mary Pickford", + "Family Reunions: Just to remind you why you moved away in the first place ...", + "Family Vacations: Dad? Dad? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we? Huh? Dad?", + "Family Values: Often said but seldom understood.", + "Fast Food: You want fries with that?", + "Feathers: Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of rocks?", + "Feminists: Political and social activists who support selected women's causes.", + "Festering Wounds: Quit picking at that!", + "Fidel Castro: 1927-, Cuban revolutionary and Communist dictator since 1976. He earned a PhD in law in 1950.", + "Firefighters: Emperor Augustus instituted a corps of fire-fighting \"watchmen\" in 24 B.C. Nero, on the other hand, fiddled while Rome burned.", + "Firestorms: Some severe wildfires require more than 10,000 firefighters. And, wouldn't ya know it, some idiot parked in front of the hydrant!", + "Fireworks: Includes firecrackers, Roman candles, and bottle rockets. It's all fun until someone loses an eye ... and a nose ... and an arm ...", + "First Man On The Moon: July 20, 1969. \"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.\" -Neil A. Armstrong", + "Flipper: American television dolphin of the 1960's ... like Lassie, only wetter.", + "Fly Fishing: ... if you can\"t catch flies any OTHER way ...", + "Flying Monkeys: The reason why \"The Wizard Of Oz\" still gives us nightmares.", + "Forest Fires: \"Only YOU can prevent forest fires.\" The heat is on!", + "Fort Knox: American military post in Kentucky, containing the greater part of the gold reserve of the U.S. government.", + "Fourth Of July: \"Independence Day\" in the United States. \"Thank Goodness We Got Rid of Them Day\" in Britain.", + "Frank Lloyd Wright: 1867-1959, pioneering American architect. Considered one of the greatest designers of the 20th century.", + "Frank Sinatra: 1915-98, the greatest American pop singer of his generation, award winning film and television actor. Do-be do-be do, baby.", + "Freckles: No matter what they tell you, freckles won't grow together to form a great-looking tan.", + "Freedom: Express yourself!", + "French Wines: The perfect complement to an overpriced meal.", + "Fresh Water Pearls: String them along ...", + "Friction: Resistance to the motion of a body in contact with another body ... any body will do.", + "Fund Raising: Hello ... my name is Jonathan, would you like to buy some fruit, magazines, candy bars, wreaths, pizzas ... ?", + "Funerals: \"He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.\" - Anonymous", + "Fur: The characteristic covering of mammals and people with money.", + "Fuzz: Lint ... Policemen ... Whatever ...", + "Gall Bladder: Where excess bile is stored. Stored for what, we don't know.", + "Gang Members: \"When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way...\" -West Side Story", + "Garrison Keillor: 1942- , American author and radio star. He shares the Midwest perspective with 2.6 million listeners each week on A Prairie Home Companion.", + "Garth Brooks: 1962- , American country music singer and songwriter. He's got friends in low places.", + "Geishas: Japanese women training in traditional singing, dancing, and entertaining. Of course, you would never recognize them without all that make-up.", + "Gen. George S. Patton: 1885-1945, the commander of the American Third Army during World War II. -a.k.a. Olf Blood and Guts", + "Genetic Engineering: What DO you get when you cross a monkey with a potato?", + "George W. Bush: 1946- , 43rd president of the United States. The second time ever that the son of a former president was elected to the office.", + "George Washington: 1732-99, First President of the United States. He chopped down a cherry tree to make false teeth, or something like that ...", + "Georgia O'Keeffe: 1887-1986, American abstract painter known for her still life compositions. Her skull paintings prove that beauty is more than skin deep.", + "Getting A Hug: Hmmmm ... nice.", + "Ghost Towns: Population unknown.", + "Ghosts: Nonmaterial embodiments or the essence of organisms (mostly human beings). Quite spirited", + "Giant Squid: Going fishing for giant squid? Nautilus I have to ...", + "Gila Monsters: The largest, and only poisonous lizard found in the United States.", + "Gingko Trees: An Asiatic tree, Gingko biloba, known for its fan shaped leaves. We can't remember what it's good for.", + "Ginseng: Common name for plants of the ginseng family, source of a stimulant and a supposed aphrodisiac.", + "Girl Scouts: I'll take six boxes of Thin Mints and three of the ... you know, the kind with the peanut butter.", + "Girlfriends: Girlfriend - let's talk!", + "Giving A Hug: \"One may give without loving; but none can love without giving.\" -Anonymous", + "Glaciers: It'll be a cold day when we see THEM again ...", + "Glazed Donuts: If you're going to be late, take a box of donuts.", + "Global Warming: Is it hot in here, or is it just me?", + "Going To Church: Weddings, funerals, bazaars, and bingo!", + "Going To Grandma's: \"Grandmother, what big teeth you have!\" -Little Red Riding Hood", + "Going To School: Secondary education? It's elementary.", + "Going To The Dentist: This won't hurt a bit ...", + "Going To The Gym: No pain, no gain.", + "Gold Chains: The more, the better.", + "Goldfish: The pet, the carnival prize, or the snack cracker.", + "Golf-Ball-Sized Hail: ... which is almost as impressive as hail-sized golf balls ...", + "Grace Kelly: 1929-82, Princess of Monaco and American film star of Dial M for Murder, Rear Window, and To Catch a Thief. Always chic, always elegant.", + "Graffiti: Art in a can. We\"re drawn to it.", + "Grass Skirts: Hula loves you, baby?", + "Grave Robbers: Famous for their bodies of work.", + "Gravity: In 1684, the law of gravitation was formulated by English physicist Sir Isaac Newton, who recognized the gravity of the situation.", + "Greenpeace: International organization dedicated to preserving the Earth's natural resources, and its diverse plant and animal life.", + "Gym Teachers: \"I am a Physical Education Teacher. Call me a gym teacher again and you can drop and give me ten!\"", + "Hair Transplants: Oh, it looks so natural ...", + "Hairballs: Cough it up, kitty ...", + "Halloween: October 31, the eve of All Saints' Day, celebrated with costumes, treats, and scary stuff. Not just for kids any more!", + "Hand Grenades: Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades!", + "Handcuffs: \"You have the right to remain silent...\"", + "Handguns: Source of a never-ending controversy as to how to get them out of the hands of the bad guys and into the hands of the good guys.", + "Hangnails: We've fingered the cause of the pain.", + "Having A Baby: \"Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top ...\" Who would put a kid on a tree top?", + "Having An Operation: What a cutup! A real stitch.", + "Hawaii: The eight islands that make up America's 50th state entered the Union on August 21, 1959.", + "Helen Keller: 1880-1968, American author and lecturer who overcame deafness and blindness with the help of her companion, Anne Sullivan.", + "Hiccups: How do you, hic, get em? How do you, hic, get rid of \"em?", + "High School Football: The whole ten yards!", + "High School Reunions: See also: \"root canal, as fun as ...\"", + "Hillary Rodham Clinton: 1947- , New York Senator, lawyer, and former American First Lady.", + "Hiroshima: 1945 - \"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds\" - J. Robert Oppenheimer, on the detonation of the first atmoic bomb.", + "HMOs: Heath Maintenance Organizations. Here's to your health ...", + "Hockey: Did you hear about the big fight last night? All of a sudden, a hockey game broke out!", + "Hollywood: Motion picture and television industry center of the world. Hooray for Hollywood!", + "Homeless Shelters: In the United States, nearly three-quarters of the help for the homeless comes from the private sector, mostly from church soup kitchens.", + "Homer Simpson: Fictional cartoon character created by Matt Groening. D'oh!", + "Homework: Something to do during comercials.", + "Hooligans: \"Hey! Kids! Get outta my yard!\"", + "Horseback Riding: WHOAAA!!!", + "Hot Lava: There's no better way to serve it.", + "House Guests: How many visitors does it take to drive you crazy? Go on -take a guest!", + "Hummingbirds: Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words ... ... da-dum, dum!", + "Humphrey Bogart: 1899-1957, American film actor, starred in such classics as The Maltese Falcon and Casablanca. \"Here's looking at you kid.\"", + "Icebergs: May reach 300 to 500 feet above the oceans's surface. Ask the captain of the Titanic about the 90 percent that's UNDER water.", + "In A Coma: A deep, prolonged state of unconsciousness ... sometimes you just feel that way.", + "Incense: Incense is better than no sense at all.", + "India: The world's seventh largest country by area, but the second most populous, with one billion people.", + "Indiana Jones: Fictional archeologist and action hero. Proof that a good hat and a whip can take you a long way.", + "Industrial Revolution: The first Industrial Revolution occurred in Great Britain at the end of the 1700s. The second came with the invention of the \"Clapper.\"", + "Infomercials: One of these days, one of them may even say something informative.", + "Inside The Sun: Consisting mostly of hydrogen, the temperature reaches almost 16,000,000 K (about 29,000,000 F).", + "Intellectuals: They think they're so smart.", + "Ireland: Island of the British Isles, west of Great Britain. Known for its distinctive traditional dance and music.", + "Israel: Located on the Mediterranean, the state of Israel was reated by a 1948 U.N. mandate.", + "Italy: European Republic, shaped like a boot - a very fashionable boot.", + "Jack Nicholson: 1937- , American motion-picture actor of \"Chinatown,\" \"Terms Of Endearment\" and \"The Shining.\" He's as good as it gets!", + "Jack The Ripper: Accused of murdering six women in 1888, and suspected in other murders. Still at large.", + "Jackie Chan: 1954-, actor, director, martial artist. Screen name, Sing Lung, means \"Becoming the Dragon.\" That's \"MISTER Becoming the Dragon\" to you!", + "Jacques Cousteau: 1910-97, French naval officer, marine explorer, and author. Best known as a documentary filmmaker.", + "Jamaica: Third largest island of the Greater Antilles, south of Cuba. Tropical climate, reggae music, and jerk cooking.", + "James Bond: Fictional British secret agent created by English author Ian Fleming. Shaken, but never stirred.", + "James Dean: 1931-55, American actor of film, stage, and television. His role in Rebel Without a Cause helped define \"cool.\"", + "Japan: An Asian constitutional monarchy. The capital city is Tokyo. Let's see ... sushi, Godzilla, earthquakes ...", + "Japanese: How many Japanese does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who needs light bulbs when you've got OUR new technology!", + "Jelly Beans: Well, as long as we HAVE to eat our vegetables ...", + "Jennifer Lopez: 1970-, American singer and actor of Selena, Money Train, and Maid In Manhattan.", + "Jerry Springer: 1944- , controversial talk-show host. Don't those people know that millions of us are watching?", + "Jesse Jackson: 1941-, American civil rights leader. Named to \"The Gallup List of Ten Most Respected by Americans\" for ten years.", + "Jesse Ventura: 1951-, wrestler, Navy Seal, and former governor of Minnesota. Author of I Ain't Got Time To Bleed.", + "Jim Carrey: 1962- , Canadian comedian and actor. Famous for outrageous faces, and dumb and dumber characters.", + "Jimmy Stewart: 1908-97, America's favorite self-image. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Rear Window, Vertigo, and It's a Wonderful Life, ... and it probably was.", + "Joan Of Arc: 1412-31, patron saint of France who decisively turned the tide of the Hundred Years' War, which really burned her up.", + "Jodie Foster: 1962- , American actor began her career on Mayberry, R.F.D. and went on to win Academy Awards for The Accused and Silence Of The Lambs.", + "John F. Kennedy: 1917-63, 35th president of the US. \"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.\"", + "John Glenn: 1921- , The first U.S. astronaut to orbit the earth in 1962, and a U.S. Senator. Never too old to shoot for the moon!", + "John Philip Sousa: 1854-1932, American bandmaster and composer of Stars and Stripes Forever. Known as \"The March King.\"", + "John Travolta: 1954 - , American actor of \"Welcome Back, Kotter,\" \"Grease,\" \"Saturday Night Fever\" and \"Pulp Fiction.\" That man can dance!", + "Judge Judy: Ms. Sheindlin presides over real-life cases on this TV courtroom show. \"I'm the boss, applesauce!\"", + "Julia Roberts: 1967-, American actor and Pretty Woman. Also starred in Steel Magnolias, My Best Friend's Wedding, and Erin Brockovich.", + "Junk Mail: Contests, credit card applications, solicitations and political ads.", + "Jupiter: Story Problem: If one year on Jupiter equals 11.86 Earth years, and one day equals 9.92 Earth hours, how many Earth hours are there in a Jupiter year?", + "Katherine Hepburn: 1909-2003, American actor and winner of four Academy Awards. She starred in such classics as The African Queen.", + "Keanu Reeves: 1964- , American actor of Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Matrix and Speed. Keanu means \"cool breeze over the mountains.\"", + "Killer Whales: Black and white predatory whales. Boy, can they sing!", + "Kilts: If Mel Gibson can wear one, so can you.", + "King Arthur: Legendary British king best known for Camelot and round tables.", + "King Henry VIII: 1491-1547, King of England, and founder of the Church of England. Six wives, no waiting.", + "Knock-Knock Jokes: Who's there?", + "Labor Unions: Look for the Union label. And, while you're at it, look for Jimmy Hoffa ...", + "Large Mouth Bass: Oh, please, let it not sing ...", + "Las Vegas: The first casino opened in Las Vegas in 1946. Las Vegas ... or it that Lost Wages?\"", + "Lawyers: We'd throw some joke in here, but we're afraid of getting sued.", + "Leaf Blowers: Toro, Toro, Toro!", + "Leather: Animal hide. Leather you like it or not.", + "Leeches: Any mention of lawyers, agents, or reporters would be FAR too easy ...", + "Lemons: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade ... or, in the case of a car, take it back. There's a law, you know!", + "Lenin's Tomb: We'd love to visit Lenin's Tomb, but it's probably just another communist plot.", + "Leonardo Da Vinci: 1452-1519, Florentine artist, sculptor, architect, engineer, scientist, and all-around smartypants.", + "Lightning: Electrical discharge between rain clouds, or between a rain cloud and the earth, or between a rain cloud and an idiot with a kite.", + "Loan Sharks: As dangerous as \"Jaws\", but without the charisma.", + "Lobster: Crustaceans closely related to freshwater crayfishes. Market price.", + "Local Police: They know who you are and they know where you live.", + "Log Cabins: Among the many Americans born in log cabins were Preisdents Harrison, Lincoln, and Grant. Just pass the maple syrup.", + "Lollipops: Sucker!", + "London: Founded even before the Romans reached England's shores, now the capital of Great Britain.", + "Looking For A Job: Will work for fool ...", + "Los Angeles: LA LA Land.", + "Losing Your Job: They just didn't understand me!", + "Lucille Ball: 1911-89, American actor and comedian. You love Lucy? I love Lucy.", + "Machine Guns: Automatic, rapid-fire, repeating weapons. The Gatling gun was used as early as the American Civil War.", + "Mad Cow Disease: Degenerative brain disorder in cattle. The reason they don't know enough to come in out of the rain?", + "Madame Curie: 1867-1934, French chemist and physicist who won a Nobel Prize for her work on radiation. Fun fact: A \"curie\" is a unit of radioactivity.", + "Madonna: 1958-, American singer, songwriter, actor, writer, and 1980s pop icon. Blond Ambition.", + "Magic Tricks: \"Nothin' up my sleeve ...\" - Bullwinkle", + "Mahatma Gandhi: 1869-1948, Indian leader and philosopher who preached nonviolence. Was assassinated for his efforts.", + "Manhattan: I'll take Manhattan!.", + "Mardi Gras: Fat Tuesday marks the final day before the Christian fast of Lent, a 40-day period of self-denial and abstinence. SO LET'S PARTY!", + "Marilyn Monroe: 1926-62, American movie star, pinup and sex symbol. Just ask the Kennedys.", + "Mark Twain: 1835-1910, American writer and humorist, best known for the adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn.", + "Marriage: If love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage ... who's the horse?", + "Mars: The fourth planet from the sun. Where men come from.", + "Martha Stewart: 1941-, television personality, magazine editor, and author. Domestic arts are her stock-in-trade.", + "Martin Luther King, Jr.: 1929-68, American civil rights leader and advocate of nonviolent resistance. Was assassinated for his efforts.", + "Meat Cleavers: No relation to Ward, June, or the Beaver ...", + "Meatloaf: Large and intimidating -the dish not the singer!", + "Meg Ryan: 1961- , American actor and girl-next-door star of When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless In Seattle, and You've Got Mail.", + "Mel Gibson: 1956-, Australian actor. Known for The Road Warrior, Braveheart and :eatha; Weapon I, II, III, IV ...", + "Men: REAL Men.", + "Men In Black: We're not here. You don't see us. The government did NOT send us.", + "Meryl Streep: 1959-, accomplished American actor, two-time Oscar winner, with over a dozen Academy Award nominations.", + "Mexico: Federal republic in North America. The capital and largest city is Mexico City.", + "Mice: \"The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men ...\" -Robert Burns", + "Michael Jackson: 1958-, American popular singer, dancer, and songwriter. Welcome to Neverland.", + "Michael Jordon: 1963- , American professional basketball legend, led Chicago to six world championships. No bull.", + "Michelangelo: 1475-1564, inspired Italian sculptor, architect, painter, and poet. A REAL Renaissance man.", + "Michelle Pfeiffer: 1957-, American actor whose career began with Grease 2. She'd like us to forget that but remember her Oscar nominations.", + "Microsoft: A leading American software company. We'd say more but we don't want to monopolize your time ...", + "Midlife Crisis: \"Here comes your 19th nervous breakdown ...\" -The Rolling Stone", + "Mike Tyson: 1966- , American heavyweight boxer. Lend him your ear ...", + "Miles Davis: 1926-91, innovative, influential, and respected American jazz trumpter player and band layer.", + "Milk: Three glasses a day will give you ... the gratitude of the dairy industry.", + "Milk Duds: Chocolate and caramel candy balls. Tooth extractions at no extra charge!", + "Mirrors: And now, a moment for reflection.", + "Mold: Fuzzy growth produced on organic matter by several types of fungi. Particularly attracted to students' refrigerators", + "Money: \"The best things in life are free/ But you can give them to the birds and bees/ Just give me money ...\" -Bradford and Gordy", + "Morticians: Why do you hang around with THOSE stiffs ...?", + "Mosquitoes: They suck.", + "Motorcycles: The air in your hair and bugs in your teeth.", + "Mount Rushmore: Memorial carved into the side of the Black Hills in South Dakota. Heads above all other monuments.", + "MTV: \"Video killed the radio star.\" -The Buggles", + "Mud: Water. Dirt. You do the math.", + "Mudslides: Chocolate drink or natural disaster ... both occur frequently in California.", + "Muhammad Ali: 1942- , American heavyweight boxing champion. \"Floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee.\"", + "Musicals: South Pacific, The King and I, The Sound of Music, A Chorus Line, Cats, Rent ...", + "My 16th Birthday: Dad, can I have the keys to the car, please?", + "My Bank Account: Speaking of theoretical mathematics and unreal numbers ...", + "My Bathroom: \"The bathroom was drenched with their splashings\" -Aldous Huxley", + "My Bedroom: \"No one knows what goes on behind closed doors.\" -Charlie Rich", + "My Body: Mine is a temple. Specifically, the Temple of Doom ...", + "My Boss: ... is an idiot. You know it; we know it.", + "My Dreams: \"What dreams may come ...\" -Shakespeare's Hamlet", + "My Family: They'll drive you nuts. As long as you do the same to them, it's all even.", + "My First Kiss: Sparks were flying. Of course, that could have been the braces ...", + "My Friends: With friends like there, who needs enemies?", + "My Future: \"The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades ...\" -Timbuk-3", + "My Hair: Hair today, gone tomorrow ...", + "My High School Prom: As if adolescence isn't awkward and painful enough ...", + "My Job: Love it or leave it.", + "My Love Life: \"All you need is love ...\" -The Beatles", + "My Mind: It's a terrible thing to waste.", + "My Neighborhood: \"Please, won't you be my neighbor?\" -Fred Rogers", + "My Past: What's past is past ... unless you're a politician ...", + "My Personality: \"I'm good enough, smart enough and, gosh darn it, people like me.\" -Stewart Smalley played by Al Franken", + "My Refrigerator: It's a science experiment!", + "Napoleon Bonaparte: 1769-1821, Emperor of France. Met his Waterloo at the Battle of Waterloo. The name should have tipped him off ...", + "NASCAR: Stock car racing began after World War II, breaking records for speed and for the number of advertisements on a single jacket.", + "Neil Simon: 1927-, American producer, playwright, and screenwriter of The Odd Couple, Biloxi Blues, The Sunshine Boys, California Suite, and many more.", + "New Orleans: The Big Easy.", + "New Shoes: Make you feel like dancing ...", + "New York City: America's most populous city. So good, they named it twice.", + "Niagara Falls: Niagara Falls was formed about 12,000 years ago, when glaciers retreated north, and honeymooners approached from the south.", + "Nicholas Cage: 1964- , American actor known for his edgy characters in Leaving Los Vegas, Raising Arizona, and Moonstruck.", + "Ninjas: Teenage mutant turtles need not apply.", + "Nobel Peace Prize: Established by Alfred Nobel. Swedish industrialist and inventor of dynamite. Led to an explosion of peace efforts.", + "Noisy Neighbors: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!", + "Normal Rockwell: 1894-1978, American painter, illustrator and all-around interpreter of small town American life.", + "Nuclear Power Plants: \"You've turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island.\" -Montgomery Burns, \"The Simpsons\"", + "NYPD: The New York Police Department. They're so good, they have their own TV show.", + "Oil Spills: The American oil tanker, Exxon Valdez, went aground in Prince William Sound, Alaska, Mar. 24, 1989. Slick Move.", + "Olive Oil: Derived from fresh ripe fruit, which contain about 20% oil. Better than \"olive\" the other oils.", + "On-Line Shopping: Enter your credit card number now. This is a secure site ... Sure it is ...", + "Oprah Winfrey: 1954- , Television talk show host, actor and all-around American success story.", + "Oral Surgery: You said a mouthful.", + "Oranges: Face it ... nothing rhymes with orange.", + "Oxygen: Oxygen was discovered in 1774. You'd think someone would have noticed it earlier.", + "Pablo Picasso: 1881-1973, Spanish painter and sculptor, one of the greatest artists of the 20th century. If only he could draw eyes ...", + "Parenting: The process of discovering you are becoming just like YOUR parents.", + "Paris, France: The governmental, cultural and gastronomic capital of France. Or the world. Just ask the French.", + "Paying Bills: Also known as \"Debt Restructuring.\"", + "Paying Taxes: Death or Taxes? Do we have to choose right away?", + "Penguins: Flightless, aquatic birds that reside in the Southern Hemisphere. All dressed up and no place to go.", + "Picking Your Nose: Noses run in our family.", + "Pigeons: Birds with small heads, short necks, stout bodies, and an incredible attraction to statues.", + "Pigs: Domesticated mammal of the swine family. Thaaa ... thaaa ... that's all, folks!", + "Piranha: Carnivorous fish found in rivers of South America. When you feel like a bite ...", + "Pirates: \"Yo, ho, yo, ho, a pirate's life for me ...\" - Pirates of the Caribbean", + "Pit Bulls: Any of several crossbreeds of bulldogs with terriers. Or, several radio hosts we could mention.", + "Plane Crashes: Statistically safer than driving ... unless you crash.", + "Plastic: Giant molecules of organic polymeric materials. Bags and bags of the stuff.", + "Playing Chess: Has tantalized many of the world's greatest minds for almost 14 centuries. It just confuses the rest of us.", + "Poison Ivy: Itching for a walk in the woods?", + "Pokemon: Cute cartoon monsters you gotta catch. What you do with them is up to you ...", + "Pond Scum: Simple organisms that carry out photosynthesis ... or spammers.", + "Poodles: The only breed that is better groomed than their owners.", + "Popcorn: Air poppers are for air heads ... I say bring on the butter!", + "Porsche Boxster: A two-seat, six cylander roadster - elegant design and superior drivability.", + "Postal Workers: \"Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night, stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.\"", + "Power Tools: \"More power! More power! Argh! Argh!\" -Tim, the Tool Man, Taylor, \"Home Improvement\"", + "Prince Charming: The perfect man ... mythical, of course.", + "Princess Di: 1962-97, beloved English Princess who died in an auto crash. \"Good-bye England's Rose ...\" -Elton John", + "Pro Wrestling: They're just faking it. But then, so are we.", + "Psychiatrists: \"And how do you feel about that?\"", + "Psychics: The Psychic Friends Network went bankrupt in 1997. Perhaps they should have seen it coming ...", + "Public Radio: \"Good morning . . . . . This morning . . . . . . . . . . . .we have Wolfgang . . . Amadeus Mozart . . . for your listening pleasure . . .\"", + "Puff Daddy: 1971- , American rap artist. \"I'll be Missing You\" shot him to stardom; no pun intended.", + "Pulling Weeds: It's either this or chemical warfare.", + "Pumping Iron: When a great weight needs to be lifted.", + "Pushups: Exercises, a type of bra, or the ice cream treat.", + "Pyramids: Built by ancient civilizations, found mainly in Egypt, Guatemala, Honduras, Mexico and Peru. Probably the result of some pyramid scheme.", + "Quentin Terantino: 1963- , Groundbreaking American director and actor. Nice movies, but not nearly enough blood.", + "Quicksand: Just don't let it get you down.", + "Ragweed: A weed of the genus Ambrosia. Nothing to sneeze at.", + "Rain: \"When the rain comes, they run and hide their heads; they might as well be dead.\" -The Beatles", + "Rainbows: \"Someday they'll find it/ The Rainbow Connection/ The lovers, the dreamers and me ...\" -Kermit the Frog", + "Rappers: PAENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT Hasn't seemed to hurt sales...", + "Reading A Good Book: So many books, so little time.", + "Recreational Vehicles: If they're trying to get away from it all, why are they taking it all with them?", + "Recycling: More than one million tons of aluminum are NOT recycled each year. Where do you throw your cans?", + "Red Raspberries: Worth a few scratches.", + "Rednecks: \"You might be a redneck if ...\" -Jeff Foxworthy", + "Redwood Forests: \"From the Redwood Forests to the Gulf Stream Waters/ This land was made for you and me.\" -Woody Guthrie", + "Reggae Music: This contemporary Caribbean music, originating in Jamaica, remains an influential style of popular music. Ya mon!", + "Regis Philbin: 1934- , American talk and game show host. Who wants to be a millionaire? Regis, apparently.", + "Remote Controls: The world's handiest invention. That is, if you can find it.", + "Republicans: A U.S. political party symbolized by an elephant ... and don't forget it!", + "Richard Nixon: 1913-94, 37th President of the United States and the only president to have resigned from office. At least that's what the tapes say ...", + "Robert DeNiro: 1943- , Pre-eminent American actor who earned Academy Awards for The Godfather II and Raging Bull. \"Are you looking at me?\"", + "Road Kill: Mmmmmm. Them's good eatin'.", + "Road Trips: \"Get Your Kicks on Route 66.\" -Nelson Riddle", + "Robin Williams: 1952- , versatile American comedian and actor. The furriest man in show business.", + "Rock And Roll -It's here to stay!", + "Rock Concert: If it's too loud - you're too old.", + "Rocket Scientists: Hey! They're not rocket scie ... oh ... never mind.", + "Rocky Mountains: These extend 2,000 miles from northeastern British Columbia to central New Mexico, and keep the Californians away from everyone else ...", + "Rolling The Car: You'll flip for this one ...", + "Roman Numerals: There's a I in VII chance you'll know them.", + "Romeo And Juliet: William Shakespeare's best known play, written in 1595. Youthful love and hasty temperaments.", + "Root Beer Floats: Actually, it's the ice cream that floats!", + "Rosa Parks: 1913-, civil rights icon arrested in 1956 for violating U.S. segregation laws by refusing to give up her bus seat to a white passenger.", + "Rosie O'Donnell: 1962-, American actor and comedian. She's in a league of her own!", + "Rubber Gloves: Just in case ...", + "Running A Marathon: 26 miles, 385 yards: the distance run by a Greek soldier from the town of Marathon to Athens in 490 BC.", + "Rush Limbaugh: 1951- , conservative talk-radio personality. Claims to host his radio show with half his brain tied behind his back, just to make it fair.", + "Russia: The world's largest country, spanning 11 time zones. Famous for borscht, ballet, chess and vodka -just don't mix them.", + "Rust: \"Rust never sleeps.\" -Neil Young", + "Saddam Hussein: 1937-, dictator of Iraq 1979-2003.", + "Sailors: \"In the Navy, you can sail the seven seas ...\" -The Village People", + "Salads: Lettuce not knock the vegetarians.", + "Salsa Dancing: Popular form of Latin American dance. A little jazz, a little blues, a touch of rock and lots of heat.", + "Salvador Dali: 1904-89, Spansih artist best known for his dream imagery and surrealism, including the limp watches in The Persistence Of Memory.", + "Samuel L. Jackson: 1948-, powerful American actor of Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, and The Negotiator.", + "Saturday Cartoons: Get your blanket, a bowl of cereal and snuggle in for three hours of commercials.", + "San Francisco: California's City by the Bay. Where many hearts are left.", + "Saturn: Sixth planet from the sun, and the second largest in the solar system. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?", + "Scavenger Hunt: OK kids, here's your list: a marshmallow, a safety pin, a red rubber band, and a moon rock. Go find 'em!", + "Scene Of The Crime: It was Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick.", + "Schindler's List: 1993 Steven Spielberg film. Powerful real-life story of a Catholic businessman who eventually saved over 1000 Jews in Nazi Poland.", + "Science Fair Projects: No human subjects, please!", + "Science Fiction: In a galaxy far, far away ...", + "Screeching: Please stop.", + "Sean Connery: 1930- , Accomplished Scottish actor, although best known as the REAL Bond, JAMES Bond ...", + "Shania Twain: 1965- , Canadian country singer and songwriter. \"Shania\" means \"I'm on my way\" in Ojibwa.", + "Sharks: Many species living today are similar to those from 100 million years ago. Because change is scary.", + "Shopping Mall: Three-quarters of the North American population visit a shopping mall at least once a month.", + "Silk: Produced as a cocoon covering by the silk worm, and used in fine fabrics and textiles.", + "Silly Putty: It's putty in your hands!", + "Skateboarding: It's just going downhill ... down stairs ... down ramps ...", + "Skiing: The Super Giant Slalom: Swiss for \"suicide.\"", + "Skinheads: Shaved heads, big boots. Some are Nazis, some are not.", + "Skunks: Black and white striped mammals known for their offensive smelling defensive spray.", + "Skydiving: Parachute canopies are usually made from nylon fabric that lasts for thousands of jumps - whether the skydiver does or not.", + "Sleeping Pills: I remember taking them ... I just ... don't rememmer ... how mamy.", + "Slivers: Also known as splinters. The worst ones are under your fingernails.", + "Sloppy Joes: My favorite recipe -open the can.", + "Smithsonian Institution: Located in Washington, D.C., the largest museum complex in the world. Wouldn't that be a great garage sale?", + "Snakes: Surprising, snakes move rapidly without legs. Also surprising, they find OTHER snakes attractive.", + "Snow: Transparent ice crystals which form around dust and other small particles. Get my drift?", + "Social Security: American program designed to provide income and services in the event of retirement, sickness, disability, death or unemployment.", + "Socks: \"Black socks, they never get dirty, the longer you wear them the stronger they get.\" -Bill Harley", + "South Africa: Two oceans, rugged mountains, traditional villages, game sanctuaries, wineries...forget the past and bring on the tourists.", + "South Park: Highly-rated, highly offensive animated cartoon series. \"Oh my God! We killed Kenny!\"", + "Soy Sauce: A brewed seasoning made from soybeans, wheat, and salt.", + "Spam: Mystery meat, or mystery E-mails ...", + "Speeding Tickets: \"No, officer, I don't have any idea how fast I was going.\"", + "Spiders: There are more than 34,000 species of spiders. Try not to think about THAT right before bedtime.", + "Spike Lee: 1957-, American film maker and Knicks fan. Best known for Do the Right Thing, Malcolm X, and 4 Little Girls.", + "Spilled Milk: Got milk? WHOOPS! Apparently not ...", + "Spit: Ladies and gentlemen, straight from the Salivary Glands ...", + "Spontaneous Combustion: The ignition of substances without application of an external heat source. A good plot for \"The X-Files.\"", + "Sport Utility Vehicles: Need new tires?", + "Sports Channels: Any team, any time.", + "Star Fruit: Looks like plastic, tastes like lemons.", + "Starry Night: A sky bright with stars, a classic Van Gogh painting, and a Don McLean song. Three cards in one!", + "State Fair: Aw, gee whiz, a blue ribbon for Bessie!", + "Steak And Potatoes: Hot off the grill!", + "Stephen King: 1947- , American author of horror novels, who's sold more than 100 million copies of his books. Talk about frightening ...", + "Steve Martin: 1945- , American comedian, actor, writer, and \"wild and crazy guy.\"", + "Steven Spielberg: 1947-, American movie director and producer, and overachiever. From E.T. to Schindler's List... too many to list.", + "Stonehenge: Prehistoric stone monument located north of Salisbury, England.", + "Strawberry Shortcake: Summertime and the eating is easy ...", + "Stubbed Toes: It'll feel better when it quits hurting.", + "Stunt People: When you need someone to take the fall.", + "Summer Camp: If the bugs don't get you, the poison ivy will!", + "Sunday Drivers: Now available ANY day of the week!", + "Superman: Fictional comic book superhero loved by Lois Lane and Jerry Seinfeld.", + "Supermodels: Long legs = big bucks.", + "Surfing The Net: www.otb-games.com", + "Sushi: Who would ever have guessed that raw fish could be so fashionable?", + "Swiss Bank Accounts: Do you think everyone in Switzerland has one?", + "Swiss Chocolate: \"What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.\" -George Bernard Shaw", + "Swiss Cheese: Guess it comes from holey cows ...", + "Taking A Bath: Bathing facilities have been found in excavations in India from before 2000 BC. Soap-on-a-Rope hasn't.", + "Talk Radio: Talk about air pollution.", + "Teachers: If you can play this game, thank a teacher.", + "Telemarketers: \"No, thank you ... No, I'm not interested ... No, I have to go now ...\"", + "Televangelists: Not to be confused with Teletubbies.", + "Television: One-hundred and sixty-four channels, and nothing worth watching.", + "Telling The Truth: \"There are two kinds of truth. There are real truths and there are made-up truths.\" -Marion Barry, ex-mayor of Washington, D.C.", + "Terrorist Attack: We will never negotiate with terrorists.", + "Thanksgiving Day: The fourth Thursday of November in the U.S.; the second Monday in October in Canada.", + "The 1920s: Pros: the Jazz Age. Cons: Presidents who look like librarians.", + "The 1950s: Pros: Barbies, barbecues, and bikinis. Cons: McCarthy, the Korean War, television.", + "The 1960s: Pros: the Moon Lsnding, the music. Cons: hippies who refuse to believe they're over.", + "The 1970s: Pros ... uh ... pros ... uh ... GIVE US A MINUTE, OKAY?", + "The 1980s: Pros: meant the end of the 1970s. Cons: '80s nostalgia.", + "The 21st Century: The future is NOW!", + "The Academy Awards: The statue known as \"Oscar\" weighs only eight and a half pounds. So why does it carry so much weight?", + "The Beach: A day at the beach is no day at the beach, ya know?", + "The Beatles: 1960s British band. Only the most revolutionary, influential and universally acclaimed group of the 20th century. That's all.", + "The CIA: The Central Intelligence Agency is responsible for keeping the U.S. government informed of foreign actions affecting the nation's interest.", + "The Cold War: The post-World War II struggle between the US and its allies, and the former USSR and its allies. Things could have gotten hot.", + "The Common Loon: A spotted, red-eyed diving bird -or various friends or family.", + "The Dallas Cowboys: National Football League team known for their cheerleaders and their performance, both on and off the field.", + "The Dump: Just remember to recycle.", + "The Eiffel Tower: Designed and built by French engineer Alexandre Gustave Eiffel for the Paris World's Fair of 1889.", + "The Electric Chair: In U.S. prisons, an alternating current of about 2000 volts is used for electrocution.", + "The End Of The World: \"It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine ...\" -REM", + "The Everglades: A vast marsh covering much of southern Florida. Watch out for alligators!", + "The Far Left: They get high Marx from some.", + "The Far Right: Far right for some and far wrong for others.", + "The FBI: The Federal Bureau of Investigation: the investigative agency for the U.S. Department of Justice. They're listening ...", + "The First Day Of School: \"Fear has many eyes.\" -Cervantes", + "The French Riviera: Holiday home of the rich, the famous, and the half-naked.", + "The Godfather: The 1972 critically acclaimed Mafia movie that made us as offer we couldn't refuse.", + "The Grand Canyon: 217 miles long, 4 to 18 miles wide, and more than 1 mile deep. Now THAT'S grand.", + "The Grateful Dead: American rock band, founded in 1965 and best known for their \"Dead Head\" fans.", + "The Great Chicago Fire: The noteworthy fire of 1871 ... a hot time in the old town ...", + "The Great Depression: Prozac was invented six decades too late.", + "The Green Bay Packers: Twelve time National Football League world champions, beloved by \"Cheeseheads\" everywhere. Are those brats done yet?", + "The Gulf War: January - February, 1991. This six week conflict with Iraq was also known as \"Desert Storm.\"", + "The Indy 500: Contestants must drive the full 500 miles. Bathroom breaks ARE allowed.", + "The Internet: Computer-based worldwide information network, and global shopping market.", + "The IRS: The Internal Revenue Service: agency of the U.S. Department of the Treasury responsible for collecting taxes. A human audity.", + "The JFK Assassination: November 22, 1963. The funeral of President Kennedy was watched on television by millions around the world.", + "The KKK: If they're supposed to be the master race, why do they keep misspelling \"Clan\"?", + "The Land Of Oz: \"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.\" -Dorothy, \"The Wizard Of Oz\"", + "The Little Mermaid: The 1837 story by Hans Christian Anderson or the 1989 animated film by Disney. Guess which made more money?", + "The Mafia: A loose association of criminal groups, bound by a blood oath and sworn to secrecy. Of course, now we have to kill you.", + "The Marx Brothers: Chico, Groucho, Harpo, amd sometimes Zeppo. Their 1930s films include Duck Soup and Animal Crackers.", + "The Metric System: No, thank you. We like our inches and feet!", + "The Midwest: America's central plains states. They're not like folks 'round here ...", + "The Milky Way: The galaxy that includes the sun, its solar system, and a chewy layer of caramel.", + "The Mississippi River: The Algonquin words \"Misi sipi\" mean \"big river.\" What's Algonquin for \"muddy\"?", + "The National Enquirer: American tabloid newspaper. Inquiring minds want to know ... Why the heck does this thing sell?", + "The New York Yankees: Legendary American baseball team. With so much success, it's obvious why they're reviled.", + "The NRA: National Rifle Association. They're gunning for your vote.", + "The Ocean: How deep is the ocean? 12,000 feet. If they'd known that, maybe they wouldn't have written that stupid song.", + "The Old Man And The Sea: Ernest Hemingway's classic novel - fishing, hunger, fishing, torment, fishing, personal loss ... fishing ...", + "The Olympics: An international athletic competition held every four years. The thrill of victors and the agony of defeat.", + "The Opera: It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings. Unfortunately, sometimes, not even then.", + "The Ozone Layer: Short for ozonosphere. Theories about the ozone layer are full of holes.", + "The Pentagon: The five-sided home of the U.S. Department of Defense.", + "The Pyramids: The Egyptian pyramids were built from about 2700 BC to about 1000 BC. Tut, tut, tut ...", + "The Renaissance: Beginning in the 1300s, started in Italy and spread across Europe. Kind of like Espresso bars ...", + "The Rolling Stones: British \"bad boy\" rock band formed in 1962. Still touring?", + "The San Andreas Fault: Geological feature in California stretching 600 miles. Like the state doesn't have enough faults already.", + "The South: Dixie: South of the Mason-Dixon line, that is. They're not like folks 'round here ...", + "The Statue Of Liberty: \"Give me your tired, your poor/ Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free ...\" -Emma Lazarus", + "The Super Bowl: Who needs another national holiday?", + "The Supreme Court: The highest court in the United States. Robes, but no wigs.", + "The Three Tenors: Opera stars Placido Domingo, Jose Carreras, and Luciano Pavarotti began recording as The Three Tenors in 1990.", + "The Titanic: It sank in 1912. Get over it!", + "The Universe: Everything. The big \"It.\" Huge. Massive. THAT big.", + "The Vatican: The Papal State in the middle of Rome. Home of the Pope, Swiss Guards, and lots of pigeons.", + "The Vietnam Memorial: \"The Wall,\" built in 1982, was designed by 21-year-old architecture student, Maya Lin.", + "The Williams Sisters: Venus, 1980-, and Serena, 1981-, Williams, American tennis champs. One heck of a sister act.", + "The Wright Brothers: In 1903, Wilbur and Orville made the first powered airplane flights in history. Although there were delays at the airport.", + "The YMCA: The Young Men's Christian Association has 30 million members in 110 countries. \"It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.\" -The Village People", + "Thomas Edison: 1847-1931, American inventor, developed a light bulb, generator, sound-recorder, and motion picture projector. Show off.", + "Thunder: \"Here it comes again, Thunder and Lightning...\" -ELO.", + "Tibet: Mountainous region of China and religious enclave for a form of Buddhism called Lamaism. Known as the roof of the world.", + "Ticks: All ticks are bloodsucking parasites, but not all bloodsucking parasites are ticks.", + "Tidal Waves: The gigantic ocean waves that strike with tremendous force, and cause considerable damage to life and property. Kind of like Spring Break.", + "Tiger Woods: 1975- , American star of the golf circuit. Known for his athletic skill, and youthful, classic style.", + "Toasted Marshmallows: How do you like yours - golden brown or flaming?", + "Toasters: Wait -don't stick that fork in there!", + "Tobacco Companies: Who says tobacco's not addictive? THEY can't give it up ...", + "Toes: \"This little piggy went to market ...\"", + "Tom Cruise: 1962-, American actor. It looked like Ricky Business early on, but by 1986 he was Top Gun. No Mission Impossible for him.", + "Tom Hanks: 1956-, American actor and star of such varied films as Big, Philadelphia, Forrest Gump, Saving Private Ryan and Castaway.", + "Top Of A Rollercoaster: Just remember: what goes UP ...", + "Tornadoes: Funnel-shaped cloud whirling destructively at speeds up to 300 mph. \"Honey, do you hear a freight train ... Honey?\"", + "Toys: They're not just for kids, anymore ...", + "Trailer Parks: Also known as tornado magnets.", + "Trampolines: Trampolines have been used in circuses wince the 18th century. Despite slumps in popularity, they always seem to bounce back!", + "Tree Huggers: \"Environmentalists\" to the left. \"Wackos\" to the right.", + "Truck Stops: Breakfast 24 hours a day and you're on your way.", + "Tyrannosaurus Rex: Large carnivorous dinosaur of the latter part of the Mesozoic era. My, what big teeth you have!", + "Underwear: \"Let's keep this brief.\"", + "United Nations: The U.N. was founded in 1945, after World War II ended. Its mission is to maintain world peace. If we ever achieve it, that is ...", + "Vacations: \"Vacation, all I ever wanted, Vacation, had to get away ...\" -Go-Go's", + "Vampires: Legendary bloodsucking monsters.", + "Victorian England: An era characterized by moral severity and pompous conservatism.", + "Video Games: Just how DO you get to the thirteenth level of \"Doom\"?", + "Vietnam, 1968: More than 30,000 Americans had been killed in the Vietnam War by the end of 1968.", + "Vincent Van Gogh: 1853-90, Dutch post-impressionist painter known for dramatic sunflowers and self-portraits. Only one of his paintings sold during his lifetime.", + "Violins: It's a pain in the neck, but keep practicing.", + "VW Beetles: The prototype for the original VW Beetle was developed in 1934, and production begin in 1945. Functional, yet so fashionable.", + "Waco, Texas: Texas city near where a 51-day standoff between law-enforcement officials and members of the Branch Davidians occurred in 1993.", + "Wall Street: The financial center of the United States. See also: roller coaster.", + "Walt Disney: 1901-1966, the head of some Mickey Mouse company.", + "Warts: Small, benign, circumscribed tumors of the outer layer of the skin. Warts and all!", + "Watching Football: Sheer athletic prowess by players in peak physical condition is a glorious thing to behold. Pass the chips and beer.", + "Water Parks: You can go down Dead Man's Drop and I'll take the Lazy River.", + "Waterbeds: Could serve as a safety precaution for those who smoke in bed.", + "Waterfalls: \"Don't go chasing waterfalls...\" -TLC", + "Watermelons: Pardeeville, WI - home of the Watermelon Seed-Spitting & Speed-Eating Championship. The record is 2.5 lbs. of melon eaten in 3.5 seconds.", + "Weapons Dealers: OK, what kind you need? Assault, Automatic, Atomic ...?", + "Weddings: \"Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime ...\" -My Fair Lady", + "Wheat: Mainly used in flour. World output of wheat is more than 600 million metric tons a year ... so someone's making a lot of dough.", + "Wheel Of Fortune: American TV game show, BIG MONEY! BIG MONEY!.", + "Whipped Cream: Great on strawberry shortcake, banana splits, chocolate pudding ...", + "Whips: \"Crack that whip ... whip it, whip it good.\" -Devo", + "Whoopie Goldberg: 1950-, American actor and comedian. Starred in such movies as Ghost, which earned her an Academy Award. Whoopee!", + "Will Smith: 1968- , Successful American rap star, TV star and wildly successful motion picture star. He's got it all. We hate him.", + "William Shakespeare: 1564-1616, The English poet and playwright. And all the world IS a stage ...", + "Wimbledon: Strawberries ... cream ... temper tantrums ...", + "Windsurfing: Really just surfing for lazy people.", + "Wine Tasting: Spit or swallow?", + "Winning The Lottery: The more you play, the more THEY win.", + "Witch Hunts: Popular locations: Salem, Massachusetts and Washington, D.C.", + "Women: REAL Women.", + "Women's Soccer: The 1999 World Cup finals was the most-watched women's sporting event in history.", + "Wood Chippers: \"I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper.\" -Marge Gunderson, Fargo", + "Woodstock: The 1969 love, music and mud festival attended by 400,000. Or, the little yellow bird.", + "Woody Allen: 1935- , American comedian, actor and director, of Bananas, Annie Hall, Hannah and Her Sisters, and lots of New York Stories.", + "Worms: \"A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that has fed of that worm.\" -\"Hamlet\" Shakespeare", + "X-Ray Vision: Available to Superman -for emergency use only.", + "X-Rays: X-Rays were discovered in 1895 by the German physicist Wilhelm Conrad Roentgen. Now if they could just get those X-ray glasses down.", + "Yellowstone Park: Home to 3000 geysers and hot springs. More gas and hot air than Washington, D.C.", + "Zen: Japanese form of Buddhism, originated in China. Zen again, maybe not.", + "Zucchini: A squashed vegetable." + ] +} diff --git a/commands/games/apples-to-apples.js b/commands/games/apples-to-apples.js new file mode 100644 index 00000000..d71b855d --- /dev/null +++ b/commands/games/apples-to-apples.js @@ -0,0 +1,153 @@ +const { Command } = require('discord.js-commando'); +const { escapeMarkdown } = require('discord.js'); +const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags'); +const { shuffle, awaitPlayers } = require('../../util/Util'); +const { greenCards, redCards } = require('../../assets/json/apples-to-apples'); + +module.exports = class ApplesToApplesCommand extends Command { + constructor(client) { + super(client, { + name: 'apples-to-apples', + group: 'games', + memberName: 'apples-to-apples', + description: 'Play a game of Apples to Apples.', + guildOnly: true, + args: [ + { + key: 'maxPts', + label: 'maximum amount of points', + prompt: 'What amount of points should determine the winner?', + type: 'integer', + min: 1, + max: 20 + } + ] + }); + + this.playing = new Set(); + } + + async run(msg, { maxPts }) { + if (this.playing.has(msg.channel.id)) return msg.reply('Only one game may be occurring per channel.'); + this.playing.add(msg.channel.id); + try { + await msg.say('You will need at least 2 more players, at maximum 20. To join, type `join game`.'); + const awaitedPlayers = await awaitPlayers(msg, 20, 3); + if (!awaitedPlayers) { + this.playing.delete(msg.channel.id); + return msg.say('Game could not be started...'); + } + const players = await this.generatePlayers(awaitedPlayers); + let czars = Array.from(players.values()); + let winner = null; + while (!winner) { + const czar = czars[0]; + czars.push(czar); + czars.shift(); + const green = greenCards[Math.floor(Math.random() * greenCards.length)]; + await msg.say(stripIndents` + The card czar will be ${czar.user}! + The Green Card is: **${escapeMarkdown(green.text)}** + + Sending DMs... + `); + const chosenCards = []; + for (const player of players.values()) { + if (player.hand.size < 11) { + const valid = redCards.filter(card => !player.hand.has(card)); + player.hand.add(valid[Math.floor(Math.random() * valid.length)]); + } + if (player.user.id === czar.user.id) continue; + if (player.hand.size < green.pick) { + await player.user.send('You don\'t have enough cards!'); + continue; + } + const hand = Array.from(player.hand); + await player.user.send(stripIndents` + __**Your hand is**__: + ${hand.map((card, i) => `**${i + 1}.** ${card}`).join('\n')} + + **Green Card**: ${escapeMarkdown(green.text)} + **Card Czar**: ${czar.user.username} + Pick **${green.pick}** card${green.pick > 1 ? 's' : ''}! + `); + const chosen = []; + const filter = res => { + const existing = hand[parseInt(res.content, 10) - 1]; + if (!existing) return false; + if (chosen.includes(existing)) return false; + chosen.push(existing); + return true; + }; + const choices = await player.user.dmChannel.awaitMessages(filter, { + max: green.pick, + time: 120000 + }); + if (!choices.size || choices.size < green.pick) { + await player.user.send('Skipping your turn...'); + continue; + } + for (const card of chosen) player.hand.delete(card); + chosenCards.push({ + id: player.id, + cards: chosen + }); + await player.user.send(`Nice! Return to ${msg.channel} to await the results!`); + } + if (!chosenCards.length) { + await msg.say('Hmm... No one even tried.'); + break; + } + const cards = shuffle(chosenCards); + await msg.say(stripIndents` + ${czar.user}, which card${green.pick > 1 ? 's' : ''} do you pick? + **Green Card**: ${escapeMarkdown(green.text)} + + ${cards.map((card, i) => `**${i + 1}.** ${card.cards.join(', ')}`).join('\n')} + `); + const filter = res => { + if (res.author.id !== czar.user.id) return false; + if (!cards[parseInt(res.content, 10) - 1]) return false; + return true; + }; + const chosen = await msg.channel.awaitMessages(filter, { + max: 1, + time: 120000 + }); + if (!chosen.size) { + await msg.say('Hmm... No one wins.'); + continue; + } + const player = players.get(cards[parseInt(chosen.first().content, 10) - 1].id); + ++player.points; + if (player.points >= maxPts) winner = player.user; + else await msg.say(`Nice one, ${player.user}! You now have **${player.points}** points!`); + } + this.playing.delete(msg.channel.id); + if (!winner) return msg.say('See you next time!'); + return msg.say(`And the winner is... ${winner}! Great job!`); + } catch (err) { + this.playing.delete(msg.channel.id); + return msg.reply(`Oh no, an error occurred: \`${err.message}\`. Try again later!`); + } + } + + async generatePlayers(list) { + const players = new Map(); + for (const user of list) { + const cards = new Set(); + for (let i = 0; i < 5; i++) { + const valid = redCards.filter(card => !cards.has(card)); + cards.add(valid[Math.floor(Math.random() * valid.length)]); + } + players.set(user.id, { + id: user.id, + user, + points: 0, + hand: cards + }); + await user.send('Hi! Waiting for your turn to start...'); + } + return players; + } +}; diff --git a/package.json b/package.json index 5811856c..b6bd3a8b 100644 --- a/package.json +++ b/package.json @@ -1,6 +1,6 @@ { "name": "xiaobot", - "version": "52.1.1", + "version": "52.2.0", "description": "Your personal server companion.", "main": "XiaoBot.js", "scripts": {