Newspaper Command

README.md

@@ -57,7 +57,7 @@ Xiao is a Discord bot coded in JavaScript with
 
 * [Rando Cardrissian](https://github.com/dragonfire535/rando-cardrissian) is a Cards Against Humanity bot, whose features were originally built into Xiao.
 
-## Commands (350)
+## Commands (351)
 ### Utility:
 
 * **eval:** Executes JavaScript code.
@@ -309,6 +309,7 @@ Xiao is a Discord bot coded in JavaScript with
 * **invert:** Draws an image or a user's avatar but inverted.
 * **minecraft-skin:** Sends the Minecraft skin for a user.
 * **needs-more-jpeg:** Draws an image or a user's avatar as a low quality JPEG.
+* **newspaper:** Creates a fake newspaper with the headline and body of your choice.
 * **pixelize:** Draws an image or a user's avatar pixelized.
 * **pokemon-fusion:** Fuses two Generation I Pokémon together.
 * **rainbow:** Draws a rainbow over an image or a user's avatar.

commands/image-edit/newspaper.js

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+const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
+const request = require('node-superfetch');
+const moment = require('moment');
+
+module.exports = class NewspaperCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'newspaper',
+			group: 'analyze',
+			memberName: 'newspaper',
+			description: 'Creates a fake newspaper with the headline and body of your choice.',
+			credit: [
+				{
+					name: 'The Newspaper Clipping Generator',
+					url: 'https://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp'
+				}
+			],
+			args: [
+				{
+					key: 'headline',
+					prompt: 'What do you want the headline to be?',
+					type: 'string',
+					max: 20
+				},
+				{
+					key: 'body',
+					prompt: 'What should the body of the article be?',
+					type: 'string'
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	async run(msg, { headline, body }) {
+		try {
+			const { text } = await request
+				.post('https://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp')
+				.attach('name', 'The Daily Whatever')
+				.attach('date', moment().format('dddd, MMMM D, YYYY'))
+				.attach('headline', headline)
+				.attach('text', body);
+			const newspaperURL = text.match(/<img src="(https:\/\/r[0-9]+\.fodey\.com\/[0-9]+\/.+\.jpg)"/i)[1];
+			return msg.channel.send({ files: [newspaperURL] });
+		} catch (err) {
+			return msg.reply(`Oh no, an error occurred: \`${err.message}\`. Try again later!`);
+		}
+	}
+};

package.json

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "xiao",
-	"version": "109.6.0",
+	"version": "109.7.0",
 	"description": "Your personal server companion.",
 	"main": "Xiao.js",
 	"scripts": {