diff --git a/assets/json/cool-text.json b/assets/json/cool-text.json
index 83fadd54..9f07e3ce 100644
--- a/assets/json/cool-text.json
+++ b/assets/json/cool-text.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"fun": {
-		"LogoID": "1009848424",
+		"LogoID": "3847909731",
 		"FontSize": "70",
 		"Color1_color": "#F2D324",
 		"Color2_color": "#F02B2B",
diff --git a/assets/json/xiao-fact.json b/assets/json/xiao-fact.json
index 62d9b195..4064c466 100644
--- a/assets/json/xiao-fact.json
+++ b/assets/json/xiao-fact.json
@@ -3,8 +3,7 @@
 	"The `can-you-not` command was created to annoy one of Dragon Fire's friends, as that was their catchphrase.",
 	"When the `no-u` command was being added in the early stages of development, Xiao would respond to herself as well, creating an infinite \"no u\" loop.",
 	"The `hat` command was made so that Dragon Fire wouldn't have to create a new avatar for Xiao every time a holiday came around.",
-	"The `steam-now-playing` command was created by taking a screenshot of the \"Now Playing\" message from Steam, so it has to be updated every time Steam changes the design, hence why `steam-now-playing-classic` exists.",
-	"The `triggered` command is the only command that creates a GIF.",
+	"The `steam-now-playing` command was created by taking a screenshot of the \"Now Playing\" message from Steam, so it has to be updated every time Steam changes the design.",
 	"The `glitch` command was created by accident. Dragon Fire accidently gave the `distort` command the wrong settings, and as a result created a glitchy mess, which became it's own command.",
 	"Dragon Fire still has no idea why the `cursed-sponge` command was added.",
 	"The `kyon-gun` command was what made Dragon Fire watch Haruhi, which became one of his favorite anime.",
@@ -20,19 +19,18 @@
 	"The `chance` command was originally `lottery`, before a proper lottery game stole the name.",
 	"The `doors` game was inspired by a Mythbusters experiment.",
 	"The `fishy` command was created as an alternative to Tatsumaki's own version, as a way to fish without spending currency.",
-	"The word list used in `hangman` and `word-chain` has almost 51,000 words.",
+	"The word list used in commands like `hangman` and `word-chain` has almost 51,000 words.",
 	"The `math-quiz` command used to support division, but it was so difficult it was removed.",
 	"You have a better chance to win the real lottery than to win Xiao's `lottery` command.",
 	"The `sorting-hat` command uses the exact same answer weights as the real quiz, so you'll likely get the exact same results.",
-	"The `portal-send` command isn't called \"portal\" just in case a command based on Valve's game of the same name ever gets created.",
 	"The `fidget` command exists as Xiao's old beta testing versions were based on the character.",
 	"For commands whose names start with an \"x\", omitting the x is an alias. This is due to Xiao's prefix, `x;`, starting with an x.",
 	"The `fact` command is literally the first few lines of a random Wikipedia article.",
 	"In NSFW channels, `kiss-marry-kill` turns into `fuck-marry-kill`.",
 	"The `light-novel-title` command only exists because `light-novel-cover` often gives NSFW covers.",
 	"The `quantum-coin` command is based on a bug that caused the `coin` command to give weird results.",
-	"The `coolness` command has a special response when used on Dragon Fire.",
-	"Xiao will not let you use the `butt`, `coolness`, `guess-looks`, `iq`, `psycho-pass`, or `smash-or-pass` commands on her, instead giving a snarky response about how good she is.",
+	"Most \"Seeded Randomizer\" commands have a special response when used on Dragon Fire.",
+	"Xiao will not let you use \"Seeded Randomizer\" commands on her, instead giving a snarky response about how good she is.",
 	"The `dick` command, when used on Xiao, will give your own size, plus one.",
 	"There are several special timezones in `time`, such as \"Discord\", \"Dragon\", and \"Neopia\".",
 	"The `bro-hoof` and `high-five` commands used to be the same, but users complained about the MLP GIFs, causing them to be split.",
@@ -44,8 +42,8 @@
 	"The `league-of-legends` command will give the results for Temmie if you search \"satan\".",
 	"The `give-flower` command was the first command added to Xiao.",
 	"Xiao is the best bot ever.",
-	"Xiao began development in February 2017, and was most likely active sometime in 2016 under a different name.",
-	"The command with the most lines of code is `car-race`, at 569. This is almost entirely because of credit. The most complex command when credit is removed from the equation is `poker`.",
+	"Xiao began development in February 2017, and was active in late 2016 under a different account.",
+	"The command with the most lines of code is `car-race`. This is almost entirely because of credit. The most complex command when credit is removed from the equation is `poker`.",
 	"The `ship` command gives a special response if the compatability is 69.",
 	"The `jeopardy` command will play the Jeopardy think music if both you and the bot are in a voice channel when the command is used.",
 	"In the `undertale` command, you can provide \"ness\" as an option, a reference to UNDERTALE's origins as an EarthBound project.",
@@ -71,7 +69,6 @@
 	"The AI in `nim` and `tic-tac-toe` are literally unbeatable, as their games are solved and have a definitive mathematical solution. The AI in `chess` and `connect-four` however are very easily beatable.",
 	"While some commands have actual AI (like `chess` and `tic-tac-toe`), others are literally just randomly choosing what to do, such as `battle` and `jenga`.",
 	"You can convert units of length to bananas in the `units` command.",
-	"The `guess-song` command has numerous meme songs which are inserted manually into the randomizer.",
 	"All stories in the `kino` command are written by dragonfire535 himself.",
 	"The `tweet` command uses follower count to calculate realistic average reply, retweet, and like counts based on the user provided.",
 	"The `cleverbot` command adds a use for every message sent to Cleverbot, not just when starting the conversation.",