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Add Arty's roasts

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2020-03-27 00:04:10 -04:00
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"You have the perfect face for radio.",
"Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.",
"If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.",
"What's the difference between you and an egg? Eggs get laid!"
"What's the difference between you and an egg? Eggs get laid!",
"You look like a rock smashed into a pile of sand, rolled into a blunt, and got smoked through an asthma inhaler.",
"Your advice is about as useful as a paper-mache bomb shelter.",
"Is it sad that your theme song might as well have a 0/0 signature?",
"You're so fat, you make the galaxy look like it's on the molecular scale."
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