diff --git a/assets/json/shutdown.json b/assets/json/shutdown.json
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..ac25d268
--- /dev/null
+++ b/assets/json/shutdown.json
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+[
+	"Shutting down... :(",
+	"What did I do to deserve this?",
+	"Taking a little break...",
+	"See you again soon!",
+	"Goodnight...",
+	"Oyasumi...",
+	"おやすみ！",
+	"I'll just rest my eyes for a bit...",
+	"Take care of the inn for me!",
+	"I'll be back!",
+	"_Explodes._"
+]
diff --git a/commands/util/ip.js b/commands/util/ip.js
index be07029e..98422d28 100644
--- a/commands/util/ip.js
+++ b/commands/util/ip.js
@@ -25,6 +25,7 @@ module.exports = class IpCommand extends Command {
 		const { body } = await request
 			.get('https://api.ipify.org/')
 			.query({ format: 'json' });
-		return msg.say(body.ip);
+		await msg.direct(body.ip);
+		return msg.say('📬 Sent the IP to your DMs!');
 	}
 };
diff --git a/commands/util/shutdown.js b/commands/util/shutdown.js
index b95c65da..7e8e424e 100644
--- a/commands/util/shutdown.js
+++ b/commands/util/shutdown.js
@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
+const texts = require('../../assets/json/shutdown');
 
 module.exports = class ShutdownCommand extends Command {
 	constructor(client) {
@@ -27,7 +28,8 @@ module.exports = class ShutdownCommand extends Command {
 			this.uses++;
 			this.client.exportCommandLeaderboard();
 			this.client.logger.info('[SHUTDOWN] Manual shutdown engaged.');
-			await msg.say('Shutting down... :(');
+			const text = texts[Math.floor(Math.random() * texts.length)];
+			await msg.say(text);
 			process.exit(code);
 			return null;
 		} catch {
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 6ec8533b..ad6b8c89 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "xiao",
-	"version": "116.15.3",
+	"version": "116.15.4",
 	"description": "Your personal server companion.",
 	"main": "Xiao.js",
 	"scripts": {