random-js is cool

commands/analyze/dick.js

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+const { Command } = require('discord.js-commando');
+const Random = require('random-js');
+
+module.exports = class DickCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'dick',
+			aliases: ['dick-size'],
+			group: 'analyze',
+			memberName: 'dick',
+			description: 'Determines your dick size.',
+			nsfw: true,
+			args: [
+				{
+					key: 'user',
+					prompt: 'What user do you want to determine the dick size of?',
+					type: 'user',
+					default: msg => msg.author
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	run(msg, { user }) {
+		const random = new Random(Random.engines.mt19937().seed(user.id));
+		return msg.reply(`8${'='.repeat(random.integer(0, 200))}D`);
+	}
+};