diff --git a/Xiao.js b/Xiao.js
index e2734f89..be942675 100644
--- a/Xiao.js
+++ b/Xiao.js
@@ -57,12 +57,6 @@ client.registry
 client.on('ready', async () => {
 	client.logger.info(`[READY] Logged in as ${client.user.tag}! ID: ${client.user.id}`);
 
-	// Register all canvas fonts
-	await client.registerFontsIn(path.join(__dirname, 'assets', 'fonts'));
-
-	// Set up existing timers
-	await client.timers.fetchAll();
-
 	// Push client-related activities
 	client.activities.push(
 		{ text: () => `${formatNumber(client.guilds.cache.size)} servers`, type: 'WATCHING' },
@@ -77,6 +71,36 @@ client.on('ready', async () => {
 		client.user.setActivity(text, { type: activity.type });
 	}, 60000);
 
+	// Import command-leaderboard.json
+	try {
+		const results = client.importCommandLeaderboard();
+		if (!results) client.logger.error('[LEADERBOARD] command-leaderboard.json is not formatted correctly.');
+	} catch (err) {
+		client.logger.error(`[LEADERBOARD] Could not parse command-leaderboard.json:\n${err.stack}`);
+	}
+
+	// Import command-last-run.json
+	try {
+		const results = client.importLastRun();
+		if (!results) client.logger.error('[LASTRUN] command-last-run.json is not formatted correctly.');
+	} catch (err) {
+		client.logger.error(`[LASTRUN] Could not parse command-last-run.json:\n${err.stack}`);
+	}
+
+	// Export command-leaderboard.json and command-last-run.json every 30 minutes
+	client.setInterval(() => {
+		try {
+			client.exportCommandLeaderboard();
+		} catch (err) {
+			client.logger.error(`[LEADERBOARD] Failed to export command-leaderboard.json:\n${err.stack}`);
+		}
+		try {
+			client.exportLastRun();
+		} catch (err) {
+			client.logger.error(`[LASTRUN] Failed to export command-last-run.json:\n${err.stack}`);
+		}
+	}, 1.8e+6);
+
 	// Import blacklist
 	try {
 		const results = client.importBlacklist();
@@ -111,35 +135,18 @@ client.on('ready', async () => {
 	}
 	client.logger.info(`[BLACKLIST] Left ${guildsLeft} guilds owned by blacklisted users.`);
 
-	// Import command-leaderboard.json
-	try {
-		const results = client.importCommandLeaderboard();
-		if (!results) client.logger.error('[LEADERBOARD] command-leaderboard.json is not formatted correctly.');
-	} catch (err) {
-		client.logger.error(`[LEADERBOARD] Could not parse command-leaderboard.json:\n${err.stack}`);
-	}
+	// Set up existing timers
+	await client.timers.fetchAll();
 
-	// Export command-last-run.json
-	try {
-		const results = client.importLastRun();
-		if (!results) client.logger.error('[LASTRUN] command-last-run.json is not formatted correctly.');
-	} catch (err) {
-		client.logger.error(`[LASTRUN] Could not parse command-last-run.json:\n${err.stack}`);
-	}
+	// Register all canvas fonts
+	await client.registerFontsIn(path.join(__dirname, 'assets', 'fonts'));
 
-	// Export command-leaderboard.json and command-last-run.json every 30 minutes
-	client.setInterval(() => {
-		try {
-			client.exportCommandLeaderboard();
-		} catch (err) {
-			client.logger.error(`[LEADERBOARD] Failed to export command-leaderboard.json:\n${err.stack}`);
-		}
-		try {
-			client.exportLastRun();
-		} catch (err) {
-			client.logger.error(`[LASTRUN] Failed to export command-last-run.json:\n${err.stack}`);
-		}
-	}, 1.8e+6);
+	// Fetch adult site list
+	try {
+		await this.client.fetchAdultSiteList();
+	} catch (err) {
+		client.logger.error(`[ADULT SITES] Failed to fetch list\n${err.stack}`);
+	}
 });
 
 client.on('message', async msg => {
diff --git a/commands/other/portal-send.js b/commands/other/portal-send.js
index 33d672c0..ca2e2acc 100644
--- a/commands/other/portal-send.js
+++ b/commands/other/portal-send.js
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
-const { stripInvites } = require('../../util/Util');
+const { stripInvites, stripNSFWURLs } = require('../../util/Util');
 const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags');
 const { PORTAL_EMOJI_ID, PORTAL_EMOJI_NAME } = process.env;
 
@@ -27,7 +27,6 @@ module.exports = class PortalSendCommand extends Command {
 						}
 						return true;
 					},
-					parse: val => val ? stripInvites(val) : '',
 					isEmpty: (val, msg) => !msg.attachments.size && !val
 				}
 			]
@@ -47,8 +46,11 @@ module.exports = class PortalSendCommand extends Command {
 		try {
 			const displayName = msg.guild ? msg.guild.name : 'DM';
 			const attachments = msg.attachments.size ? msg.attachments.map(a => a.url).join('\n') : null;
+			const content = !msg.channel.nsfw && this.client.adultSiteList
+				? stripNSFWURLs(stripInvites(message), this.client.adultSiteList)
+				: stripInvites(message);
 			await channel.send(stripIndents`
-				**${this.portalEmoji} ${msg.author.tag} (${displayName}):** ${message}
+				**${this.portalEmoji} ${msg.author.tag} (${displayName}):** ${content}
 				${attachments || ''}
 			`);
 			if (channel.topic.includes('<xiao:portal:hide-name>')) {
diff --git a/commands/other/screenshot.js b/commands/other/screenshot.js
index 29f09c6b..e332e1ed 100644
--- a/commands/other/screenshot.js
+++ b/commands/other/screenshot.js
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
 const request = require('node-superfetch');
 const url = require('url');
+const validURL = require('valid-url');
 
 module.exports = class ScreenshotCommand extends Command {
 	constructor(client) {
@@ -16,12 +17,6 @@ module.exports = class ScreenshotCommand extends Command {
 					name: 'Thum.io',
 					url: 'https://www.thum.io/',
 					reason: 'API'
-				},
-				{
-					name: 'Block List Project',
-					url: 'https://blocklist.site/',
-					reason: 'NSFW Site List',
-					reasonURL: 'https://raw.githubusercontent.com/blocklistproject/Lists/master/porn.txt'
 				}
 			],
 			args: [
@@ -29,19 +24,16 @@ module.exports = class ScreenshotCommand extends Command {
 					key: 'site',
 					prompt: 'What webpage do you want to take a screenshot of?',
 					type: 'string',
-					parse: site => /^(https?:\/\/)/i.test(site) ? site : `http://${site}`
+					validate: site => validURL.isWebUri(site)
 				}
 			]
 		});
-
-		this.pornList = null;
 	}
 
 	async run(msg, { site }) {
 		try {
-			if (!this.pornList) await this.fetchPornList();
 			const parsed = url.parse(site);
-			if (!msg.channel.nsfw && this.pornList.some(pornURL => parsed.host === pornURL)) {
+			if (!msg.channel.nsfw && this.client.adultSiteList.some(pornURL => parsed.host === pornURL)) {
 				return msg.reply('This site is NSFW.');
 			}
 			const { body } = await request.get(`https://image.thum.io/get/width/1920/crop/675/noanimate/${site}`);
@@ -51,13 +43,4 @@ module.exports = class ScreenshotCommand extends Command {
 			return msg.reply(`Oh no, an error occurred: \`${err.message}\`. Try again later!`);
 		}
 	}
-
-	async fetchPornList(force = false) {
-		if (!force && this.pornList) return this.pornList;
-		const { text } = await request.get('https://raw.githubusercontent.com/blocklistproject/Lists/master/porn.txt');
-		this.pornList = text.split('\n')
-			.filter(site => site && !site.startsWith('#'))
-			.map(site => site.replace(/^(0.0.0.0 )/, '')); // eslint-disable-line no-control-regex
-		return this.pornList;
-	}
 };
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 0fa1bc27..bebcb254 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "xiao",
-	"version": "131.0.0",
+	"version": "131.0.1",
 	"description": "Your personal server companion.",
 	"main": "Xiao.js",
 	"scripts": {
diff --git a/structures/Client.js b/structures/Client.js
index 486073b6..d6d29645 100644
--- a/structures/Client.js
+++ b/structures/Client.js
@@ -41,6 +41,7 @@ module.exports = class XiaoClient extends CommandoClient {
 		this.phone = new PhoneManager(this);
 		this.activities = activities;
 		this.leaveMessages = leaveMsgs;
+		this.adultSiteList = null;
 	}
 
 	async registerFontsIn(filepath) {
@@ -156,6 +157,15 @@ module.exports = class XiaoClient extends CommandoClient {
 		return buf;
 	}
 
+	async fetchAdultSiteList(force = false) {
+		if (!force && this.adultSiteList) return this.adultSiteList;
+		const { text } = await request.get('https://raw.githubusercontent.com/blocklistproject/Lists/master/porn.txt');
+		this.adultSiteList = text.split('\n')
+			.filter(site => site && !site.startsWith('#'))
+			.map(site => site.replace(/^(0.0.0.0 )/, '')); // eslint-disable-line no-control-regex
+		return this.adultSiteList;
+	}
+
 	fetchReportChannel() {
 		if (!REPORT_CHANNEL_ID) return null;
 		return this.channels.fetch(REPORT_CHANNEL_ID);
diff --git a/structures/phone/PhoneCall.js b/structures/phone/PhoneCall.js
index 0d165cdf..67144f2a 100644
--- a/structures/phone/PhoneCall.js
+++ b/structures/phone/PhoneCall.js
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags');
 const moment = require('moment');
 require('moment-duration-format');
-const { shorten, stripInvites, preventURLEmbeds, verify } = require('../../util/Util');
+const { shorten, stripInvites, preventURLEmbeds, stripNSFWURLs, verify } = require('../../util/Util');
 
 module.exports = class PhoneCall {
 	constructor(client, startUser, origin, recipient, adminCall) {
@@ -146,17 +146,19 @@ module.exports = class PhoneCall {
 				setTimeout(() => this.ratelimitMeters.set(msg.author.id, 0), 5000);
 			}
 		}
-		const attachments = hasImage ? msg.attachments.map(a => this.cleanContent(a.url)).join('\n') : null;
+		const attachments = hasImage ? msg.attachments.map(a => this.cleanContent(a.url, channel.nsfw)).join('\n') : null;
 		if (!hasText && hasImage) return channel.send(`☎️ **${msg.author.tag}:**\n${attachments}`);
 		if (!hasText && hasEmbed) return channel.send(`☎️ **${msg.author.tag}** sent an embed.`);
 		const content = msg.content.length > 1000 ? `${shorten(msg.content, 500)} (Message too long)` : msg.content;
-		return channel.send(`☎️ **${msg.author.tag}:** ${this.cleanContent(content)}\n${attachments || ''}`.trim());
+		return channel.send(
+			`☎️ **${msg.author.tag}:** ${this.cleanContent(content, channel.nsfw)}\n${attachments || ''}`.trim()
+		);
 	}
 
 	sendVoicemail(channel, msg) {
 		return channel.send(stripIndents`
 			☎️ New Voicemail from **${this.originDM ? `${this.startUser.tag}'s DMs` : this.origin.guild.name}:**
-			**${msg.author.tag}:** ${this.cleanContent(msg.content)}
+			**${msg.author.tag}:** ${this.cleanContent(msg.content, channel.nsfw)}
 		`);
 	}
 
@@ -170,8 +172,9 @@ module.exports = class PhoneCall {
 		return moment.duration(Date.now() - this.timeStarted).format('hh[h]mm[m]ss[s]');
 	}
 
-	cleanContent(str) {
+	cleanContent(str, nsfw) {
 		str = stripInvites(str);
+		if (!nsfw && this.client.adultSiteList) str = stripNSFWURLs(str, this.client.adultSiteList);
 		str = preventURLEmbeds(str);
 		return str;
 	}
diff --git a/util/Util.js b/util/Util.js
index 415ec2b6..7d3ede40 100644
--- a/util/Util.js
+++ b/util/Util.js
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 const crypto = require('crypto');
 const { decode: decodeHTML } = require('html-entities');
 const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags');
+const url = require('url');
 const { SUCCESS_EMOJI_ID } = process.env;
 const yes = ['yes', 'y', 'ye', 'yeah', 'yup', 'yea', 'ya', 'hai', 'si', 'sí', 'oui', 'はい', 'correct'];
 const no = ['no', 'n', 'nah', 'nope', 'nop', 'iie', 'いいえ', 'non', 'fuck off'];
@@ -204,6 +205,16 @@ module.exports = class Util {
 		return str.replace(/(https?:\/\/\S+)/g, '<$1>');
 	}
 
+	static stripNSFWURLs(str, siteList, text = '[redacted nsfw url]') {
+		const uris = str.match(/(https?:\/\/\S+)/g);
+		for (const uri of uris) {
+			const parsed = url.parse(uri);
+			if (!siteList.some(pornURL => parsed.host === pornURL)) continue;
+			str = str.replace(uri, text);
+		}
+		return str;
+	}
+
 	static async reactIfAble(msg, user, emoji, fallbackEmoji) {
 		const dm = !msg.guild;
 		if (fallbackEmoji && (!dm && !msg.channel.permissionsFor(user).has('USE_EXTERNAL_EMOJIS'))) {