diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index f2c04eaf..9e6d9eb7 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@ Xiao is a Discord bot coded in JavaScript with
 The bot is no longer available for invite. You can self-host the bot, or use her
 on the [home server](https://discord.gg/sbMe32W).
 
-## Commands (294)
+## Commands (295)
 ### Utility:
 
 * **eval**: Executes JavaScript code.
@@ -271,6 +271,7 @@ on the [home server](https://discord.gg/sbMe32W).
 * **steam-card**: Draws a user's avatar on a Steam Trading Card.
 * **steam-now-playing**: Draws a user's avatar and the game of your choice over a Steam "now playing" notification.
 * **the-ultimate-tattoo**: Draws a user's avatar as "The Ultimate Tattoo".
+* **this-is-worthless**: Draws a user's useless avatar.
 * **thug-life**: Draws "Thug Life" over a user's avatar.
 * **triggered**: Draws a user's avatar over the "Triggered" meme.
 * **wanted**: Draws a user's avatar over a wanted poster.
diff --git a/assets/images/this-is-worthless.png b/assets/images/this-is-worthless.png
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..a74863ac
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diff --git a/commands/avatar-edit/this-is-worthless.js b/commands/avatar-edit/this-is-worthless.js
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..cfcb0f7b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/commands/avatar-edit/this-is-worthless.js
@@ -0,0 +1,49 @@
+const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
+const { createCanvas, loadImage } = require('canvas');
+const request = require('node-superfetch');
+const path = require('path');
+
+module.exports = class ThisIsWorthlessCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'this-is-worthless',
+			aliases: ['worthless'],
+			group: 'avatar-edit',
+			memberName: 'this-is-worthless',
+			description: 'Draws a user\'s useless avatar.',
+			throttling: {
+				usages: 1,
+				duration: 10
+			},
+			clientPermissions: ['ATTACH_FILES'],
+			args: [
+				{
+					key: 'user',
+					prompt: 'Which user would you like to edit the avatar of?',
+					type: 'user',
+					default: msg => msg.author
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	async run(msg, { user }) {
+		const avatarURL = user.displayAvatarURL({ format: 'png', size: 512 });
+		try {
+			const base = await loadImage(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'images', 'this-is-worthless.png'));
+			const { body } = await request.get(avatarURL);
+			const avatar = await loadImage(body);
+			const canvas = createCanvas(base.width, base.height);
+			const ctx = canvas.getContext('2d');
+			ctx.drawImage(base, 0, 0);
+			ctx.rotate(6 * (Math.PI / 180));
+			ctx.drawImage(avatar, 521, 241, 400, 400);
+			ctx.rotate(163 * (Math.PI / 180));
+			ctx.drawImage(avatar, 957, 1434, 70, 70);
+			ctx.rotate(-168 * (Math.PI / 180));
+			return msg.say({ files: [{ attachment: canvas.toBuffer(), name: 'this-is-worthless.png' }] });
+		} catch (err) {
+			return msg.reply(`Oh no, an error occurred: \`${err.message}\`. Try again later!`);
+		}
+	}
+};
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index a95e81ca..05ece9d1 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "xiao",
-	"version": "87.3.0",
+	"version": "87.4.0",
 	"description": "Your personal server companion.",
 	"main": "Xiao.js",
 	"scripts": {
@@ -47,7 +47,7 @@
 		"zlib-sync": "^0.1.4"
 	},
 	"devDependencies": {
-		"eslint": "^5.3.0",
+		"eslint": "^5.4.0",
 		"eslint-config-amber": "^1.1.0",
 		"eslint-plugin-json": "^1.2.1"
 	},