Split Seeded Randomizers from Analyze

commands/seeded/butt.js

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+const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
+const { MersenneTwister19937, integer } = require('random-js');
+const texts = require('../../assets/json/butt');
+
+module.exports = class ButtCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'butt',
+			aliases: ['butts', 'ass', 'booty'],
+			group: 'seeded',
+			memberName: 'butt',
+			description: 'Determines a user\'s butt quality.',
+			credit: [
+				{
+					name: 'iCrawl/Tohru',
+					url: 'https://github.com/iCrawl/Tohru/blob/master/src/commands/fun/butts.js'
+				}
+			],
+			args: [
+				{
+					key: 'user',
+					prompt: 'Which user do you want to determine the butt quality of?',
+					type: 'user',
+					default: msg => msg.author
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	run(msg, { user }) {
+		if (user.id === this.client.user.id) return msg.reply('Me? I think I have the best butt around!');
+		const random = MersenneTwister19937.seed(user.id);
+		const quality = integer(0, texts.length - 1)(random);
+		return msg.reply(`${user.id === msg.author.id ? 'ur' : `${user.username}'s`} butt is ${texts[quality]}`);
+	}
+};

commands/seeded/coolness.js

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+const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
+const { MersenneTwister19937, integer } = require('random-js');
+const texts = require('../../assets/json/coolness');
+
+module.exports = class CoolnessCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'coolness',
+			group: 'seeded',
+			memberName: 'coolness',
+			description: 'Determines a user\'s coolness.',
+			args: [
+				{
+					key: 'user',
+					prompt: 'Which user do you want to determine the coolness of?',
+					type: 'user',
+					default: msg => msg.author
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	run(msg, { user }) {
+		const authorUser = user.id === msg.author.id;
+		if (user.id === this.client.user.id) return msg.reply('Me? I think I\'m the very best, like no one ever was.');
+		if (this.client.isOwner(user)) {
+			if (authorUser) return msg.reply('You\'re the best owner a bot could ask for! ❤');
+			return msg.reply(`Don't tell them I said this but I think ${user.username} smells like a sack of diapers.`);
+		}
+		const random = MersenneTwister19937.seed(user.id);
+		const coolness = integer(0, texts.length - 1)(random);
+		return msg.reply(`${authorUser ? 'You are' : `${user.username} is`} ${texts[coolness]}`);
+	}
+};

commands/seeded/dick.js

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+const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
+const { MersenneTwister19937, integer } = require('random-js');
+
+module.exports = class DickCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'dick',
+			aliases: ['dick-size', 'penis', 'penis-size', 'pee-pee', 'pee-pee-size'],
+			group: 'seeded',
+			memberName: 'dick',
+			description: 'Determines your dick size.',
+			nsfw: true,
+			args: [
+				{
+					key: 'user',
+					prompt: 'What user do you want to determine the dick size of?',
+					type: 'user',
+					default: msg => msg.author
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	run(msg, { user }) {
+		const clientAuthor = user.id === this.client.user.id;
+		const random = MersenneTwister19937.seed(clientAuthor ? msg.author.id : user.id);
+		const length = integer(0, 200)(random);
+		return msg.reply(`8${'='.repeat(clientAuthor ? length + 1 : length)}D`);
+	}
+};

commands/seeded/guess-looks.js

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+const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
+const { oneLine } = require('common-tags');
+const { MersenneTwister19937, integer } = require('random-js');
+const genders = ['male', 'female'];
+const { eyeColors, hairColors, hairStyles, extras } = require('../../assets/json/guess-looks');
+
+module.exports = class GuessLooksCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'guess-looks',
+			aliases: ['guess-my-looks'],
+			group: 'seeded',
+			memberName: 'guess-looks',
+			description: 'Guesses what a user looks like.',
+			args: [
+				{
+					key: 'user',
+					prompt: 'Which user do you want me to guess the looks of?',
+					type: 'user',
+					default: msg => msg.author
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	run(msg, { user }) {
+		if (user.id === this.client.user.id) return msg.reply('Me? Just look at my avatar, dummy.');
+		const authorUser = user.id === msg.author.id;
+		const random = MersenneTwister19937.seed(user.id);
+		const gender = genders[integer(0, genders.length - 1)(random)];
+		const eyeColor = eyeColors[integer(0, eyeColors.length - 1)(random)];
+		const hairColor = hairColors[integer(0, hairColors.length - 1)(random)];
+		const hairStyle = hairStyles[integer(0, hairStyles.length - 1)(random)];
+		const age = integer(10, 100)(random);
+		const feet = integer(3, 7)(random);
+		const inches = integer(0, 11)(random);
+		const weight = integer(50, 300)(random);
+		const extra = extras[integer(0, extras.length - 1)(random)];
+		return msg.reply(oneLine`
+			I think ${authorUser ? 'you are' : `${user.username} is`} a ${age} year old ${gender} with ${eyeColor} eyes
+			and ${hairStyle} ${hairColor} hair. ${authorUser ? 'You are' : `${gender === 'male' ? 'He' : 'She'} is`}
+			${feet}'${inches}" and weigh${authorUser ? '' : 's'} ${weight} pounds. Don't forget the ${extra}!
+		`);
+	}
+};

commands/seeded/iq.js

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+const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
+const { MersenneTwister19937, integer } = require('random-js');
+
+module.exports = class IQCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'iq',
+			aliases: ['intelligence-quotient'],
+			group: 'seeded',
+			memberName: 'iq',
+			description: 'Determines a user\'s IQ.',
+			args: [
+				{
+					key: 'user',
+					prompt: 'Which user do you want me to guess the IQ of?',
+					type: 'user',
+					default: msg => msg.author
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	run(msg, { user }) {
+		if (user.id === this.client.user.id) return msg.reply('Me? My IQ score is off the charts!');
+		const random = MersenneTwister19937.seed(user.id);
+		const score = integer(20, 170)(random);
+		return msg.reply(`${user.id === msg.author.id ? 'Your' : `${user.username}'s`} IQ score is ${score}.`);
+	}
+};

commands/seeded/psycho-pass.js

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+const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
+const { MersenneTwister19937, integer } = require('random-js');
+const { under100, between, over300 } = require('../../assets/json/psycho-pass');
+
+module.exports = class PsychoPassCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'psycho-pass',
+			aliases: ['crime-coefficient'],
+			group: 'seeded',
+			memberName: 'psycho-pass',
+			description: 'Determines your Crime Coefficient.',
+			credit: [
+				{
+					name: 'PSYCHO-PASS',
+					url: 'http://psycho-pass.com/'
+				}
+			],
+			args: [
+				{
+					key: 'user',
+					prompt: 'What user do you want to determine the Crime Coefficient of?',
+					type: 'user',
+					default: msg => msg.author
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	run(msg, { user }) {
+		if (user.id === this.client.user.id) return msg.reply('Me? I-I\'m not dangerous, I promise!');
+		const random = MersenneTwister19937.seed(user.id);
+		const coefficient = integer(0, 500)(random);
+		let res;
+		if (coefficient < 100) res = under100;
+		else if (coefficient > 300) res = over300;
+		else res = between;
+		return msg.reply(
+			`${msg.author.id === user.id ? 'Your' : `Suspect ${user.username}'s`} Crime Coefficient is ${coefficient}. ${res}`
+		);
+	}
+};

commands/seeded/ship.js

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+const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
+const { MersenneTwister19937, integer } = require('random-js');
+const { oneLine } = require('common-tags');
+
+module.exports = class ShipCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'ship',
+			group: 'seeded',
+			memberName: 'ship',
+			description: 'Ships two users together.',
+			args: [
+				{
+					key: 'first',
+					label: 'first user',
+					prompt: 'Who is the first user in the ship?',
+					type: 'user'
+				},
+				{
+					key: 'second',
+					label: 'second user',
+					prompt: 'Who is the second user in the ship?',
+					type: 'user',
+					default: msg => msg.author
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	run(msg, { first, second }) {
+		if (first.id === second.id) return msg.reply('Shipping someone with themselves would be pretty weird.');
+		const authorInvolved = first.id === msg.author.id || second.id === msg.author.id;
+		const random = MersenneTwister19937.seed(Math.abs(first.id - second.id));
+		const level = integer(0, 100)(random);
+		const botText = first.id === this.client.user.id || second.id === this.client.user.id
+			? level >= 70
+				? `But ${authorInvolved ? 'you\'re' : 'they\'re'} still rejected.`
+				: `Haha even a bot thinks ${authorInvolved ? 'you\'re' : 'they\'re'} lame.`
+			: '';
+		return msg.say(oneLine`
+			${first.id === this.client.user.id ? 'Me' : first.id === msg.author.id ? 'You' : first.username} and
+			${second.id === this.client.user.id ? 'I' : second.id === msg.author.id ? 'you' : second.username} have a
+			compatability of... **${level}%**! ${botText}
+		`);
+	}
+};