Smash or Pass Command

commands/seeded/dick.js

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+const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
+const { MersenneTwister19937, integer } = require('random-js');
+
+module.exports = class DickCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'dick',
+			aliases: ['dick-size', 'penis', 'penis-size', 'pee-pee', 'pee-pee-size', 'cock', 'cock-size'],
+			group: 'seeded',
+			memberName: 'dick',
+			description: 'Determines your dick size.',
+			nsfw: true,
+			args: [
+				{
+					key: 'user',
+					prompt: 'What user do you want to determine the dick size of?',
+					type: 'user',
+					default: msg => msg.author
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	run(msg, { user }) {
+		const clientAuthor = user.id === this.client.user.id;
+		const random = MersenneTwister19937.seed(clientAuthor ? msg.author.id : user.id);
+		const length = integer(0, 20)(random);
+		return msg.reply(`8${'='.repeat(clientAuthor ? length + 1 : length)}D`);
+	}
+};

commands/seeded/smash-or-pass.js

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+const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
+const { MersenneTwister19937, bool } = require('random-js');
+
+module.exports = class SmashOrPassCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'smash-or-pass',
+			aliases: ['pass-or-smash', 'smash-pass', 'pass-smash'],
+			group: 'seeded',
+			memberName: 'smash-or-pass',
+			description: 'Determines if a user is worthy of a smash or a pass.',
+			args: [
+				{
+					key: 'user',
+					prompt: 'What user do you want to check?',
+					type: 'user',
+					default: msg => msg.author
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	run(msg, { user }) {
+		if (user.id === this.client.user.id) return msg.reply('Obviously smash, Google me.');
+		const random = MersenneTwister19937.seed(user.id);
+		const smashOrPass = bool()(random);
+		return msg.reply(smashOrPass ? 'Smash, I\'d definitely smash.' : 'Hard pass. Yuck.');
+	}
+};