diff --git a/assets/json/fortune.json b/assets/json/fortune.json
deleted file mode 100644
index 4278782f..00000000
--- a/assets/json/fortune.json
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,32 +0,0 @@
-[
-	"Do not seek so much to find the answer as much as to understand the question better.",
-	"You will soon be honored by someone you respect.",
-	"Happiness comes from a good life.",
-	"You are contemplating some action which will bring credit upon you.",
-	"Be prepared for extra energy.",
-	"You are admired for your adventurous ways.",
-	"The love of your life is sitting across from you.",
-	"Beauty is simply beauty. Originality is magical.",
-	"Never quit!",
-	"Today is an ideal time to water your personal garden.",
-	"Questions provide the key to unlocking our unlimited potential.",
-	"Expect great things and great things will come.",
-	"The Greatest War Sometimes Isn't On The Battlefield But Against Oneself.",
-	"Become who you are.",
-	"In case of fire, keep calm, pay bill and run.",
-	"Anyone who dares to be, can never be weak.",
-	"You broke my cookie!",
-	"Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so shall you become.",
-	"You've got what it takes, but it will take everything you've got!",
-	"Trust your intuition.",
-	"The wise are aware of their treasure, while fools follow their vanity.",
-	"You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.",
-	"You don't need talent to gain experience.",
-	"All the preparation you've done will finally be paying off!",
-	"Determination is the wake-up call to the human will.",
-	"The most useless energy is trying to change what and who God so carefully created.",
-	"You cannot become rich except by enriching others.",
-	"Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.",
-	"Sing and rejoice, fortune is smiling on you.",
-	"Well-arranged time is the surest sign of a well-arranged mind."
-]
diff --git a/assets/json/name.json b/assets/json/name.json
deleted file mode 100644
index 57bc49f7..00000000
--- a/assets/json/name.json
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,221 +0,0 @@
-{
-	"last": [
-		"Walker",
-		"Tworni",
-		"Ross",
-		"Smith",
-		"Odendahl",
-		"Deere",
-		"Brown",
-		"Williams",
-		"Jones",
-		"Miles",
-		"Moss",
-		"Roberto",
-		"McFly",
-		"McDonald",
-		"Lewis",
-		"Armstrong",
-		"Stevenson",
-		"Schwarzenegger",
-		"Robinson",
-		"Parker",
-		"Piper",
-		"Johnson",
-		"Brantley",
-		"Stewart",
-		"Ree",
-		"Talbot",
-		"Seville",
-		"Peace",
-		"Spielberg",
-		"Baggins",
-		"Wilborn",
-		"Vankirk",
-		"Shireman",
-		"Jimerson",
-		"Masters",
-		"Hack",
-		"Satcher",
-		"Younkin",
-		"Aguila",
-		"Duffey",
-		"Burgin",
-		"Highfall",
-		"Wee",
-		"Solari",
-		"Tomaselli",
-		"Basler",
-		"Difranco",
-		"Latch",
-		"Rives",
-		"Dolan",
-		"Abraham",
-		"Holter",
-		"Portugal",
-		"Lininger",
-		"Holst",
-		"Mccroy",
-		"Follmer",
-		"Hotchkiss",
-		"Gassaway",
-		"Wang",
-		"Agron",
-		"Raasch",
-		"Gourd",
-		"Czaja",
-		"Marquart",
-		"Papadopoulos",
-		"Ringer",
-		"Lax",
-		"Sperling",
-		"Galusha",
-		"Alston"
-	],
-	"male": [
-		"Bob",
-		"Daniel",
-		"Logan",
-		"Chris",
-		"Nathan",
-		"George",
-		"Mart",
-		"Charlie",
-		"Felix",
-		"Ralph",
-		"William",
-		"Max",
-		"Jerry",
-		"Marty",
-		"Joshua",
-		"Cody",
-		"Richard",
-		"Alex",
-		"Alexander",
-		"Jordan",
-		"Zachary",
-		"Bill",
-		"Alfred",
-		"Bruce",
-		"Caiden",
-		"Calvin",
-		"Eric",
-		"Robert",
-		"Mark",
-		"Miles",
-		"Nash",
-		"Ronald",
-		"Ivan",
-		"Edgar",
-		"Royal",
-		"Augustine",
-		"Dominic",
-		"Noel",
-		"Rocky",
-		"Grover",
-		"Paul",
-		"Jeremy",
-		"Stevie",
-		"Brock",
-		"Jc",
-		"Tony",
-		"Enoch",
-		"Zachery",
-		"Harvey",
-		"Gilbert",
-		"Chang",
-		"Emery",
-		"Carroll",
-		"Odell",
-		"Jean",
-		"Archie",
-		"Russ",
-		"Barry",
-		"Lowell",
-		"Jacob",
-		"Riku",
-		"Frederic",
-		"Levi",
-		"Faustino",
-		"Leland",
-		"Domenic",
-		"Irwin",
-		"Moises",
-		"Louie",
-		"Larry",
-		"Victor"
-	],
-	"female": [
-		"Elizabeth",
-		"Chelsey",
-		"Rachel",
-		"Logan",
-		"Alex",
-		"Jordan",
-		"Mary",
-		"Shirley",
-		"Sandy",
-		"Linda",
-		"Audrey",
-		"Autumn",
-		"Gracie",
-		"Grace",
-		"Erin",
-		"Catherine",
-		"Stephanie",
-		"Lucy",
-		"Patty",
-		"Julie",
-		"Christina",
-		"Fiona",
-		"Riley",
-		"Ashley",
-		"Bree",
-		"Lucila",
-		"Wendi",
-		"Evangelina",
-		"Ricki",
-		"Merna",
-		"Tegan",
-		"Venus",
-		"Claris",
-		"Tana",
-		"Sakura",
-		"Edythe",
-		"Adena",
-		"Princess",
-		"Elnora",
-		"Star",
-		"Edyth",
-		"Beverly",
-		"Kelsie",
-		"Letha",
-		"Latisha",
-		"Lolita",
-		"Bernandine",
-		"Jessenia",
-		"Hannah",
-		"Leonore",
-		"Alene",
-		"Fannie",
-		"Bernardine",
-		"Leena",
-		"Tera",
-		"Yvette",
-		"Melisa",
-		"Alissa",
-		"Xiao",
-		"Richelle",
-		"Bridgett",
-		"Sumiko",
-		"Paulette",
-		"Charlott",
-		"Honey",
-		"Veola",
-		"Sherita",
-		"Amanda",
-		"Vannessa",
-		"April",
-		"Ruth"
-	]
-}
diff --git a/commands/random-res/joke.js b/commands/random-res/joke.js
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..5ccd028d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/commands/random-res/joke.js
@@ -0,0 +1,20 @@
+const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
+const snekfetch = require('snekfetch');
+
+module.exports = class JokeCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'joke',
+			group: 'random-res',
+			memberName: 'joke',
+			description: 'Responds with a random joke.'
+		});
+	}
+
+	async run(msg) {
+		const { body } = await snekfetch
+			.get('https://icanhazdadjoke.com/')
+			.set({ Accept: 'application/json' });
+		return msg.say(body.joke);
+	}
+};
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 8b92f9cc..f6cfaea1 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
   "name": "xiaobot",
-  "version": "30.4.3",
+  "version": "30.5.0",
   "description": "Your personal server companion.",
   "main": "Shard.js",
   "scripts": {