diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 0109febd..14000eb4 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -132,7 +132,7 @@ in the appropriate channel's topic to use it.
 
 ## Commands
 
-Total: 400
+Total: 401
 
 ### Utility:
 
@@ -180,6 +180,7 @@ Total: 400
 * **draw-cards:** Draws a random hand of playing cards.
 * **fact-core:** Responds with a random Fact Core quote.
 * **fact:** Responds with a random fact.
+* **fml:** Responds with a FML quote. (NSFW)
 * **fortune:** Responds with a random fortune.
 * **github-zen:** Responds with a random GitHub design philosophy.
 * **joke:** Responds with a random joke.
@@ -742,6 +743,8 @@ here.
 	* wikia ([API](https://www.wikia.com/api/v1/))
 - [Flickr](https://www.flickr.com/)
 	* flickr ([API](https://www.flickr.com/services/api/))
+- [FML](https://www.fmylife.com/)
+	* fml (FML Data)
 - [Foreign exchange rates API](https://exchangeratesapi.io/)
 	* currency (API)
 - [Free SVG](https://freesvg.org/)
diff --git a/commands/random-res/fml.js b/commands/random-res/fml.js
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..adff0832
--- /dev/null
+++ b/commands/random-res/fml.js
@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
+const request = require('node-superfetch');
+const cheerio = require('cheerio');
+
+module.exports = class FmlCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'fml',
+			aliases: ['fuck-my-life', 'f-my-life'],
+			group: 'random-res',
+			memberName: 'fml',
+			description: 'Responds with a FML quote.',
+			nsfw: true,
+			credit: [
+				{
+					name: 'FML',
+					url: 'https://www.fmylife.com/',
+					reason: 'FML Data'
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	async run(msg) {
+		try {
+			const { text } = await request.get('http://www.fmylife.com/random');
+			const $ = cheerio.load(text, { normalizeWhitespace: true });
+			const fml = $('a.article-link').first().text().trim();
+			return msg.say(fml);
+		} catch (err) {
+			return msg.reply(`Oh no, an error occurred: \`${err.message}\`. Try again later!`);
+		}
+	}
+};
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index f3475194..f8ac07cc 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "xiao",
-	"version": "113.14.0",
+	"version": "113.15.0",
 	"description": "Your personal server companion.",
 	"main": "Xiao.js",
 	"scripts": {