diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index d25cfaf6..bd63627c 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -224,7 +224,7 @@ in the appropriate channel's topic to use it.
 
 ## Commands
 
-Total: 437
+Total: 438
 
 ### Utility:
 
@@ -614,6 +614,7 @@ Total: 437
 * **spongebob-burn:** Sends a "Spongebob Throwing Something into a Fire" meme with words of your choice.
 * **thug-life:** Draws "Thug Life" over an image or a user's avatar.
 * **to-be-continued:** Draws an image with the "To Be Continued..." arrow.
+* **two-buttons:** Sends a "Two Buttons" meme with the buttons of your choice.
 * **ultimate-tattoo:** Draws an image or a user's avatar as "The Ultimate Tattoo".
 * **vietnam-flashbacks:** Edits Vietnam flashbacks behind an image or a user's avatar.
 * **worthless:** Draws an image or a user's avatar over Gravity Falls' "This is worthless." meme.
@@ -955,6 +956,7 @@ here.
 	* steam-now-playing ([Noto Font](https://www.google.com/get/noto/))
 	* steam-now-playing-classic ([Noto Font](https://www.google.com/get/noto/))
 	* translate ([Google Translate](https://translate.google.com/))
+	* two-buttons ([Noto Font](https://www.google.com/get/noto/))
 	* youtube ([YouTube Data API](https://developers.google.com/youtube/v3/))
 - [Google Feud](http://www.googlefeud.com/)
 	* google-feud (Original Game)
@@ -1032,6 +1034,8 @@ here.
 	* guesspionage ([Original "Guesspionage" Game](https://www.jackboxgames.com/guesspionage/))
 	* lie-swatter ([Original "Lie Swatter" Game](https://www.jackboxgames.com/lie-swatter/))
 	* word-spud ([Original "Word Spud" Game](https://www.jackboxgames.com/word-spud/))
+- [Jake Clark](https://jake-clark.tumblr.com/)
+	* two-buttons ([Image](https://twitter.com/jakeclarkdude/status/689141113584619524))
 - [jasmaa](https://github.com/jasmaa/)
 	* neko-atsume-password ([API URL](https://github.com/jasmaa/nekoatsume-password-learner/blob/master/neko_pswd.py#L4))
 - [JellyNeo Item Database](https://items.jellyneo.net/)
diff --git a/assets/images/two-buttons.png b/assets/images/two-buttons.png
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diff --git a/commands/edit-meme/two-buttons.js b/commands/edit-meme/two-buttons.js
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..508bb5c6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/commands/edit-meme/two-buttons.js
@@ -0,0 +1,76 @@
+const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
+const { createCanvas, loadImage, registerFont } = require('canvas');
+const path = require('path');
+const { wrapText } = require('../../util/Canvas');
+registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Noto-Regular.ttf'), { family: 'Noto' });
+registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Noto-CJK.otf'), { family: 'Noto' });
+registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Noto-Emoji.ttf'), { family: 'Noto' });
+
+module.exports = class TwoButtonsCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'two-buttons',
+			aliases: ['buttons', 'button'],
+			group: 'edit-meme',
+			memberName: 'two-buttons',
+			description: 'Sends a "Two Buttons" meme with the buttons of your choice.',
+			throttling: {
+				usages: 1,
+				duration: 10
+			},
+			clientPermissions: ['ATTACH_FILES'],
+			credit: [
+				{
+					name: 'Google',
+					url: 'https://www.google.com/',
+					reason: 'Noto Font',
+					reasonURL: 'https://www.google.com/get/noto/'
+				},
+				{
+					name: 'Jake Clark',
+					url: 'https://jake-clark.tumblr.com/',
+					reason: 'Image',
+					reasonURL: 'https://twitter.com/jakeclarkdude/status/689141113584619524'
+				}
+			],
+			args: [
+				{
+					key: 'first',
+					prompt: 'What should the text of the first button be?',
+					type: 'string',
+					max: 50
+				},
+				{
+					key: 'second',
+					prompt: 'What should the text of the second button be?',
+					type: 'string',
+					max: 50
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	async run(msg, { first, second }) {
+		const base = await loadImage(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'images', 'two-buttons.png'));
+		const canvas = createCanvas(base.width, base.height);
+		const ctx = canvas.getContext('2d');
+		ctx.drawImage(base, 0, 0);
+		ctx.rotate(12 * (Math.PI / 180));
+		ctx.font = '50px Noto';
+		while (ctx.measureText(first).width > 183) {
+			fontSize -= 1;
+			ctx.font = `${fontSize}px Noto`;
+		}
+		const firstLines = await wrapText(ctx, first, 183);
+		ctx.fillText(firstLines.join('\n'), 126, 70);
+		ctx.font = '50px Noto';
+		while (ctx.measureText(second).width > 122) {
+			fontSize -= 1;
+			ctx.font = `${fontSize}px Noto`;
+		}
+		const secondLines = await wrapText(ctx, second, 122);
+		ctx.fillText(secondLines.join('\n'), 355, 79);
+		ctx.rotate(-12 * (Math.PI / 180));
+		return msg.say({ files: [{ attachment: canvas.toBuffer(), name: 'two-buttons.png' }] });
+	}
+};
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 1476f8ba..86a7b52b 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "xiao",
-	"version": "114.24.0",
+	"version": "114.25.0",
 	"description": "Your personal server companion.",
 	"main": "Xiao.js",
 	"scripts": {