diff --git a/assets/json/cards-against-humanity.json b/assets/json/cards-against-humanity.json index 9c13d53f..0c2b7068 100644 --- a/assets/json/cards-against-humanity.json +++ b/assets/json/cards-against-humanity.json @@ -6236,13 +6236,13 @@ "Your future ex-dependa.", "Your significant other fucking a pilot the minute you deploy.", "Your third NKO password attempt.", - "\"Jerk him, Tahiti!\\n\\nJerk him off\"", - "\"Partners!\\n\\nI must have Partners!\"", + "\"Jerk him, Tahiti! Jerk him off\"", + "\"Partners! I must have Partners!\"", "10,800 barrels of beer", "144,000 lbs. of cheese", "a bed, a hammock, a hearse, a sentry box, a pulpit, a coach, or any other of those small and snug contrivances in which men temporarily isolate themselves", "a bird's nest in its crotch", - "a black!\\nand crazy!", + "a black! and crazy!", "a bloody battle in Affghanistan", "a bosom friend", "a butchering sort of business", @@ -6260,7 +6260,7 @@ "a drunken Christian", "a faint stream of perfume, which flowed through the tide of bad smells without being absorbed by it", "a frightful roll and vomit", - "a funny,\\nsporty,\\ngamy,\\njesty,\\njoky,\\nhoky-poky lad", + "a funny, sporty, gamy, jesty, joky, hoky-poky lad", "a gigantic coal-black negro-savage", "a glistening white membrane", "a gush of scalding vapor", @@ -6351,7 +6351,7 @@ "being paid", "being surpassingly excellent", "better jokes, and brighter repartees", - "Bible leaves!\\nBible leaves!", + "Bible leaves! Bible leaves!", "big generous hands", "bosky beards", "braiding something very carefully", @@ -6451,7 +6451,7 @@ "red-cheeked dancing girls", "rejecting Heaven's good gifts", "rich mottled old cheese", - "rig it,\\ndig it,\\nstig it,\\nquig it", + "rig it, dig it, stig it, quig it", "ripe, bursting grapes", "roly-poly old coach-horses", "rubbing their flanks", @@ -6483,7 +6483,7 @@ "something in this slippery world that can hold, man", "something queer", "spermy heaps", - "squeeze!\\nsqueeze!\\nsqueeze!", + "squeeze! squeeze! squeeze!", "squeezing that sperm forever", "standing sideways", "strips of blubber for infants", @@ -6507,7 +6507,7 @@ "the best hemp", "the breaking-up of the icebound stream of Time", "the butterfly cheeks of young girls", - "the chica!\\nthe chica!", + "the chica! the chica!", "the Chinese Society for the Suppression of Meddling with other People's Business", "the contracted hole", "the endlessness, yea, the intolerableness of all earthly effort", @@ -7728,7 +7728,7 @@ "a baboon's blood", "a barber's chair that fits all buttocks", "a barren sister", - "a boil,\\na plague-sore,\\nan embossed carbuncle", + "a boil, a plague-sore, an embossed carbuncle", "a bolt of nothing, shot at nothing", "a butter-woman's mouth", "a care-crazed mother of many children", @@ -7743,7 +7743,7 @@ "a dog as big as ten of yours", "a double tongue; there's two tongues", "a dumb innocent", - "a Dutchman today,\\n\\na Frenchman to-morrow", + "a Dutchman today, a Frenchman to-morrow", "a Dutchman's beard", "a fat tripe finely broiled", "a father cruel, and a step-dame false", @@ -7761,7 +7761,7 @@ "a kind of excellent dumb discourse", "a kind of yesty collection", "a king transformed to a gnat", - "a knack,\\na toy,\\na trick,\\na baby's cap", + "a knack, a toy, a trick, a baby's cap", "a lewd day-bed", "a liberal rewarder of his friends", "a mess of Russians", @@ -7770,7 +7770,7 @@ "a new hat", "a pair of stainless maidenhoods", "a piece of beef and mustard", - "a plentiful lack of wit,\\n\\ntogether with most weak hams", + "a plentiful lack of wit, together with most weak hams", "a poor, bare, forked animal", "a pretty piece of flesh", "a puppy greyhound", @@ -7794,7 +7794,7 @@ "a whole school of tongues in this belly of mine", "a wonder, if you talk of a wonder", "a wood woman", - "Adam,\\nRalph,\\nand Gregory", + "Adam, Ralph, and Gregory", "Alexander the Pig", "all kinds of sores and shames on my bare hand", "all the hot bloods", @@ -7808,11 +7808,11 @@ "an unstanched wench", "anunauthorized kiss", "asaucy stranger", - "bastard Normans,\\n\\nNorman bastards!", + "bastard Normans, Norman bastards!", "bellowing like bulls", "blasting in the bud", "blowing him down again", - "blubbering and weeping,\\n\\nweeping and blubbering", + "blubbering and weeping, weeping and blubbering", "bold and saucy", "both the Blunts", "Bottom's Dream", @@ -7826,7 +7826,7 @@ "cracking nuts", "Cupid's butt-shaft", "dismal thinkings", - "drinking,\\nfencing,\\nswearing,\\nquarrelling", + "drinking, fencing, swearing, quarrelling", "dumb jewels", "eahc actor on his ass", "eat a crocodile?", @@ -7852,11 +7852,11 @@ "he that hath killed my king and whored my mother", "head, and butt!", "headstrong women", - "her C's,\\nher U's,\\nand her T's", - "her fine foot, straight leg, and quivering thigh\\n\\nand the demesnes that there adjacent lie", + "her C's, her U's, and her T's", + "her fine foot, straight leg, and quivering thigh and the demesnes that there adjacent lie", "her lamb when it baes", "her virgin-knot", - "here, sir!\\nhere, sir!\\nhere, sir!\\nhere, sir!", + "here, sir! here, sir! here, sir! here, sir!", "hiding the grossness", "his beaver", "his dog-heartefd daughters", @@ -7898,7 +7898,7 @@ "my bastardizing", "my familiar sin with maids", "my father with his bleeding rings", - "my house,\\nmy household\\nstuff, my field,\\nmy barn,\\nmy horse,\\nmy ox,\\nmy ass,\\nmy any thing", + "my house, my household stuff, my field, my barn, my horse, my ox, my ass, my any thing", "my Jewish gaberdine", "my knife in your mouldy chaps", "my little body", @@ -7910,7 +7910,7 @@ "my wedding sheets", "my well-known body", "my wife's liver", - "Nathaniel,\\nJoseph,\\nNicholas,\\nPhilip,\\nWalter,\\nSugarsop\\nand the rest", + "Nathaniel, Joseph, Nicholas, Philip, Walter, Sugarsop and the rest", "nine years a-killing", "no bottom, none", "no cock of mine", @@ -7935,7 +7935,7 @@ "quaffing and drinking", "rank and not-to-be-endured riots", "ratsbane in my mouth", - "reputation,\\nreputation,\\nreputation", + "reputation, reputation, reputation", "ridiculous smiling", "rings and things", "rustling in unpaid-for silk", @@ -7944,7 +7944,7 @@ "seventy senators that died", "sighs and groans and shrieks", "Sir Smile", - "sisters!\\nsisters!\\nshame of ladies!\\nsisters!", + "sisters! sisters! shame of ladies! sisters!", "sitting in my Dolphin-chamber", "sitting on a close-stool", "so troublesome a bedfellow", @@ -7989,7 +7989,7 @@ "the first cock", "the flower that's like thy face", "the foot of a flea", - "the four,\\nor the three,\\nor the two", + "the four, or the three, or the two", "the French lord, Monsieur Le Bon", "the frozen bosom of the north", "the green-eyed monster", @@ -8008,7 +8008,7 @@ "the lascivious pleasing of a lute", "the little hangman", "the loose encounters of lascivious men", - "the maiden's organ,\\nshrill and sound", + "the maiden's organ, shrill and sound", "the meaning, pretty ingenious?", "the mere effusion of thy proper loins", "the moist star", @@ -8022,7 +8022,7 @@ "the overscutched huswives", "the owner of a foul disease", "the pillow, there the bolster, this way the coverlet, another way the sheets", - "the pin-buttock,\\n\\nthe quatch-buttock,\\n\\nthe brawn buttock,\\n\\nor any buttock", + "the pin-buttock, the quatch-buttock, the brawn buttock, or any buttock", "the posterior of the day", "the pregnant hinges of the knee", "the prettier fellow of the two", @@ -8075,12 +8075,12 @@ "wars with the women", "waxen thighs", "Welcome, ass.", - "what have we here?\\n\\na man or a fish?", + "what have we here? a man or a fish?", "what o' clock I say it is", "what these dastard Frenchman dare", "what woman is, yea", "What, Jessica!", - "what's this?\\nmutton?", + "what's this? mutton?", "when I wash my brain", "where air comes out", "where the bee sucks", @@ -13874,7 +13874,7 @@ "pick": 2 }, { - "text": "Today's to-do list:\\n1) Bake muffins.\\n2) Wipe off the counters.\\n3) Clean up that _ stain.", + "text": "Today's to-do list: 1) Bake muffins. 2) Wipe off the counters. 3) Clean up that _ stain.", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -14726,7 +14726,7 @@ "pick": 2 }, { - "text": "Step 1: _.\\nStep 2: _.\\nThe End.", + "text": "Step 1: _. Step 2: _. The End.", "pick": 2 }, { @@ -15610,7 +15610,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "How to be a Marine Recruiter:\\n- Lie to dumb kids;\\n- Have sex with dumb kids;\\n- _.", + "text": "How to be a Marine Recruiter: - Lie to dumb kids; - Have sex with dumb kids; - _.", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -15662,7 +15662,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "Look, over there!\\nIt's a bomb crater!\\nIt's a mass grave!\\nNo, it's _!", + "text": "Look, over there! It's a bomb crater! It's a mass grave! No, it's _!", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -15706,7 +15706,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "Step 1: Ship to boot camp.\\nStep 2: _.\\nStep 3: NJP'd.", + "text": "Step 1: Ship to boot camp. Step 2: _. Step 3: NJP'd.", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -15730,7 +15730,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "The Grunt Diet:\\n- 1 part _;\\n- 2 parts _;\\n- And a dash of _.", + "text": "The Grunt Diet: - 1 part _; - 2 parts _; - And a dash of _.", "pick": 3 }, { @@ -16294,7 +16294,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "Mom's to-do list:\\n * Buy Groceries\\n * Clean up _.\\n * Soccer Practice.", + "text": "Mom's to-do list: * Buy Groceries * Clean up _. * Soccer Practice.", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -16342,7 +16342,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "The top Google auto-complete results for \"Barack Obama\":\\nBarack Obama Height.\\nBarack Obama net worth.\\nBarack Obama _.", + "text": "The top Google auto-complete results for \"Barack Obama\": Barack Obama Height. Barack Obama net worth. Barack Obama _.", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -16510,23 +16510,23 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "*RANDOM*\\nHand this card to another player and have them: MAKE A LOUD FART NOISE", + "text": "*RANDOM* Hand this card to another player and have them: MAKE A LOUD FART NOISE", "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "*RANDOM*\\nHand this card to another player and have them: MAKE SILLY FACES FOR THIRTY SECONDS", + "text": "*RANDOM* Hand this card to another player and have them: MAKE SILLY FACES FOR THIRTY SECONDS", "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "*RANDOM*\\nHand this card to another player and have them: SING A SONG", + "text": "*RANDOM* Hand this card to another player and have them: SING A SONG", "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "*RANDOM*\\nHand this card to another player and have them: TELL A FUNNY STORY", + "text": "*RANDOM* Hand this card to another player and have them: TELL A FUNNY STORY", "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "*RANDOM*\\nHand this card to another player and have them: TELL A JOKE", + "text": "*RANDOM* Hand this card to another player and have them: TELL A JOKE", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -16726,7 +16726,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "Knock, knock.\\nWho's there?", + "text": "Knock, knock. Who's there?", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -17014,7 +17014,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "So then he says, \"If you want to make this relationship work, you need to give up _ and _.\"\\n\\nAs. If.", + "text": "So then he says, \"If you want to make this relationship work, you need to give up _ and _.\" As. If.", "pick": 2 }, { @@ -18622,11 +18622,11 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "Box of diapers: $40.\\nFood for the week: $200.\\n_: priceless.", + "text": "Box of diapers: $40. Food for the week: $200. _: priceless.", "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "Brown bear,\\nbrown bear,\\nwhat do\\nyou see?", + "text": "Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -20906,7 +20906,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "Knock, knock.\\nWhos there?\\n_.", + "text": "Knock, knock. Whos there? _.", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -21286,7 +21286,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "*Read this in your best tranny voice*\\n\\nHey, Sailor! Come over here and let me show you _!", + "text": "*Read this in your best tranny voice* Hey, Sailor! Come over here and let me show you _!", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -21430,7 +21430,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "IYAOYAS.\\nTranslation: _.", + "text": "IYAOYAS. Translation: _.", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -21474,7 +21474,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "Step 1: Liberty in Thailand.\\n\\nStep 2: Captain's Mast for _.\\n\\nStep 3: Die of antibiotic-resistant dick rot.", + "text": "Step 1: Liberty in Thailand. Step 2: Captain's Mast for _. Step 3: Die of antibiotic-resistant dick rot.", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -21646,7 +21646,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "At first I was afraid, I was petrified /\\n\\nkept thinking I could never live without _.", + "text": "At first I was afraid, I was petrified / kept thinking I could never live without _.", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -21662,7 +21662,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "Ca-li-for-nia girls, we're unforgettable /\\n\\n_, bikinis on top.", + "text": "Ca-li-for-nia girls, we're unforgettable / _, bikinis on top.", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -21682,7 +21682,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "DOCTOR:\\nWhat seems to be the problem?\\n\\nYOU: \\n_.", + "text": "DOCTOR: What seems to be the problem? YOU: _.", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -21710,7 +21710,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "Have yourself a merry little Christmas /\\n\\nlet your heart be light / \\n\\nfrom now on _ will be out of sight.", + "text": "Have yourself a merry little Christmas / let your heart be light / from now on _ will be out of sight.", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -21770,7 +21770,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "Knock, knock.\\n\\n(Who's there?)\\n\\n_.", + "text": "Knock, knock. (Who's there?) _.", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -21826,7 +21826,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "POLICE OFFICER:\\nStep out of the car.\\n\\nYOU:\\nWhy?\\nIs it because I'm _?", + "text": "POLICE OFFICER: Step out of the car. YOU: Why? Is it because I'm _?", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -21922,7 +21922,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "What do we want?\\n\\n_!\\n\\nWhen do we want it?\\n\\nNow!", + "text": "What do we want? _! When do we want it? Now!", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -21974,11 +21974,11 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "YOU:\\nPlay Miles Davis\\n\\nSIRI:\\nSorry. I don't know what \"_\" means.", + "text": "YOU: Play Miles Davis SIRI: Sorry. I don't know what \"_\" means.", "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "You're seeing a therapist for the first time.\\n\\nThe therapist asks you why you've come. \\n\\nYour answer:", + "text": "You're seeing a therapist for the first time. The therapist asks you why you've come. Your answer:", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -23286,19 +23286,19 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "[POINT TO ANY PLAYER.]\\n\\nMy friendship with this person is based entirely on _.", + "text": "[POINT TO ANY PLAYER.] My friendship with this person is based entirely on _.", "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "[POINT TO THE PERSON TO YOUR LEFT.]\\n\\nI have this person to thank for introducing me to _.", + "text": "[POINT TO THE PERSON TO YOUR LEFT.] I have this person to thank for introducing me to _.", "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "[POINT TO THE PERSON TO YOUR LEFT.]\\n\\nWhat is this person's guilty pleasure?", + "text": "[POINT TO THE PERSON TO YOUR LEFT.] What is this person's guilty pleasure?", "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "[POINT TO THE PERSON TO YOUR RIGHT.]\\n\\nWhat does this person prefer in the bedroom?", + "text": "[POINT TO THE PERSON TO YOUR RIGHT.] What does this person prefer in the bedroom?", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -23310,11 +23310,11 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "A horse!\\na horse!\\n_ for a horse!", + "text": "A horse! a horse! _ for a horse!", "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "A million dollars isn't cool.\\nYou know what's cool? _.", + "text": "A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? _.", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -23366,7 +23366,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "DRILL SERGEANT:\\nWhat the hell are you doing, private?\\n\\nPRIVATE:\\nSir, _, sir!", + "text": "DRILL SERGEANT: What the hell are you doing, private? PRIVATE: Sir, _, sir!", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -23410,7 +23410,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "I got my dog from a shelter.\\nShe was rescued from _.", + "text": "I got my dog from a shelter. She was rescued from _.", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -23482,7 +23482,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "O say, does _ yet wave\\n\\no'er the land of the fre and the home of the brave?", + "text": "O say, does _ yet wave o'er the land of the fre and the home of the brave?", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -23518,7 +23518,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "SCARLETT:\\nWhere shall I go? What shall I do?\\n\\nRHETT:\\nFrankly, my dear, I don't give _.", + "text": "SCARLETT: Where shall I go? What shall I do? RHETT: Frankly, my dear, I don't give _.", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -23530,7 +23530,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "Thanks, everyone, for coming out tonight.\\nThis next song is called \"_.\"", + "text": "Thanks, everyone, for coming out tonight. This next song is called \"_.\"", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -23542,7 +23542,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "The latest Westboro Baptist Church sign:\\n\\nGOD HATES _.", + "text": "The latest Westboro Baptist Church sign: GOD HATES _.", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -23562,7 +23562,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "This year's trendiest card game:\\n\\n\"_ Against _.\"", + "text": "This year's trendiest card game: \"_ Against _.\"", "pick": 2 }, { @@ -23578,7 +23578,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,\\n\\nnot a creature was stirring, not even _.", + "text": "Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even _.", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -23646,11 +23646,11 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "You:\\nPlay Rediohead.\\n\\nSiri:\\nSorry. I don't know what \"_\" means.", + "text": "You: Play Rediohead. Siri: Sorry. I don't know what \"_\" means.", "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "You're seeing a therapist for the first time. The therapist asks why you've come.\\n\\nYour answer:", + "text": "You're seeing a therapist for the first time. The therapist asks why you've come. Your answer:", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -24866,11 +24866,11 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "\"I want you for _!\"\\n\\n-- Uncle Sam", + "text": "\"I want you for _!\" -- Uncle Sam", "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "\"What flight are you on?!?\"\\n\\n\"Flight _, Sir!\"", + "text": "\"What flight are you on?!?\" \"Flight _, Sir!\"", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -25070,7 +25070,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "Step 1: Request any DSD except MTI.\\n\\nStep 2: _.\\n\\nStep 3: You're an MTI now.", + "text": "Step 1: Request any DSD except MTI. Step 2: _. Step 3: You're an MTI now.", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -25346,7 +25346,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "Are you thinking what I'm thinking, B1?\\n\\nI think I am, B2: it's _ time!", + "text": "Are you thinking what I'm thinking, B1? I think I am, B2: it's _ time!", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -25498,7 +25498,7 @@ "pick": 2 }, { - "text": "Here is the church\\nHere is the steeple\\nOpen the doors\\nAnd there is _.", + "text": "Here is the church Here is the steeple Open the doors And there is _.", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -25862,7 +25862,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "Step 1: _.\\nStep 2: _.\\nStep 3: Profit.", + "text": "Step 1: _. Step 2: _. Step 3: Profit.", "pick": 2 }, { @@ -25930,7 +25930,7 @@ "pick": 2 }, { - "text": "This is the way the world ends\\nThis is the way the world ends\\nNot with a bang but with _.", + "text": "This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but with _.", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -26318,7 +26318,7 @@ "pick": 2 }, { - "text": "Roses are red,\\nViolets are blue,\\nI am going to _\\nwith you.", + "text": "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am going to _ with you.", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -27134,7 +27134,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "Forget Fifty Shades of Grey...\\n\\nGive me Fifty Shades of _!", + "text": "Forget Fifty Shades of Grey... Give me Fifty Shades of _!", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -29202,7 +29202,7 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "Code Three, request backup!\\n\\nI'm surrounded by _!", + "text": "Code Three, request backup! I'm surrounded by _!", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -29222,7 +29222,7 @@ "pick": 2 }, { - "text": "Let it go!\\nLet it go!\\n\\n_ never bothered me anyway...", + "text": "Let it go! Let it go! _ never bothered me anyway...", "pick": 1 }, { @@ -29270,11 +29270,11 @@ "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "Yo bro, you tried _?\\n\\nShit's straight fire.", + "text": "Yo bro, you tried _? Shit's straight fire.", "pick": 1 }, { - "text": "You kids with your fancy degrees...\\n\\nThey don't teach ya' nothin' 'bout _ in school.", + "text": "You kids with your fancy degrees... They don't teach ya' nothin' 'bout _ in school.", "pick": 1 }, {