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+# Xiao
+
+> Note: The bot is no longer available for invite.
+
+Xiao is a Discord bot coded in JavaScript with
+[discord.js](https://discord.js.org/) using the
+[Commando](https://github.com/discordjs/Commando) command framework. With nearly
+300 commands, she is one of the most feature-filled bots out there, and formerly
+served over 10,000 servers with a uniquely devoted fanbase.
+
+## Commands (272)
+### Utility:
+
+* **prefix**: Shows or sets the command prefix.
+* **eval**: Executes JavaScript code.
+* **donate**: Responds with Xiao's donation links.
+* **help**: Displays a list of available commands, or detailed information for a specific command.
+* **info**: Responds with detailed bot information.
+* **ping**: Checks the bot's ping to the Discord server.
+* **uptime**: Responds with how long the bot has been active.
+
+### Command Management:
+
+* **groups**: Lists all command groups.
+* **enable**: Enables a command or command group.
+* **disable**: Disables a command or command group.
+* **reload**: Reloads a command or command group.
+* **load**: Loads a new command.
+* **unload**: Unloads a command.
+
+### Discord Information:
+
+* **avatar**: Responds with a user's avatar.
+* **channel-info**: Responds with detailed information on a channel.
+* **discriminator**: Searches for other users with a certain discriminator.
+* **emoji-image**: Responds with an emoji's full-scale image.
+* **emoji-list**: Responds with a list of the server's custom emoji.
+* **emoji-info**: Responds with detailed information on an emoji.
+* **id**: Responds with a user's ID.
+* **role-info**: Responds with detailed information on a role.
+* **server-info**: Responds with detailed information on the server.
+* **user-info**: Responds with detailed information on a user.
+
+### Random Response:
+
+* **8-ball**: Asks your question to the Magic 8 Ball.
+* **cat-fact**: Responds with a random cat fact.
+* **cat**: Responds with a random cat image.
+* **charlie-charlie-challenge**: Asks your question to Charlie.
+* **choose**: Chooses between options you provide.
+* **chuck-norris**: Responds with a random Chuck Norris joke.
+* **coin**: Flips a coin.
+* **compliment**: Compliments a user.
+* **discord-email-fun-fact**: Responds with a random fun fact from the Discord emails.
+* **dog-fact**: Responds with a random dog fact.
+* **dog**: Responds with a random dog image.
+* **fact-core**: Responds with a random Fact Core quote.
+* **fidget**: Responds with a random image of Fidget.
+* **fortune**: Responds with a random fortune.
+* **fruit**: Responds with a random fruit.
+* **guess-looks**: Guesses what a user looks like.
+* **joke**: Responds with a random joke.
+* **kiss-marry-kill**: Determines who to kiss, who to marry, and who to kill.
+* **magic-conch**: Asks your question to the Magic Conch.
+* **name**: Responds with a random name, with the gender of your choice.
+* **new-york-times**: Searches the New York Times for your query.
+* **number-fact**: Responds with a random fact about a specific number.
+* **offspring**: Determines if your new child will be a boy or a girl.
+* **opinion**: Determines the opinion on something.
+* **oracle-turret**: Responds with a random Oracle Turret quote.
+* **pikachu**: Responds with a random image of Pikachu.
+* **quantum-coin**: Flips a coin that lands on some form of nothing.
+* **quote**: Responds with a random quote.
+* **rate-waifu**: Rates a waifu.
+* **reddit**: Responds with a random post from a subreddit.
+* **roast**: Roasts a user.
+* **roll**: Rolls a dice with a maximum value of your choice.
+* **security-key**: Responds with a random security key.
+* **ship**: Ships two people together.
+* **shower-thought**: Responds with a random shower thought, directly from r/Showerthoughts.
+* **user-roulette**: Randomly chooses a member of the server.
+* **would-you-rather**: Responds with a random "Would you rather ...?" question.
+* **xiao**: Responds with a random image of Xiao Pai.
+
+### Single Response:
+
+* **can-you-not**: Can YOU not?
+* **dark-theme-light-theme**: Determines whether you use dark or light theme.
+* **eat-pant**: Eat pant.
+* **give-flower**: Gives Xiao Pai a flower.
+* **hello-world**: Hello world.
+* **isnt-joke**: Isn't joke...
+* **its-joke**: It's joke!
+* **lenny**: Responds with the lenny face.
+* **nitro**: Sends the "This message can only be viewed by users with Discord Nitro." message.
+* **slow-clap**: slow clap
+* **spam**: Responds with a picture of Spam.
+* **tableflip**: Flips a table... With animation!
+* **wynaut**: Why not? Wynaut?
+
+### Events:
+
+* **astronomy-picture-of-the-day**: Responds with today's Astronomy Picture of the Day.
+* **days-until**: Responds with how many days there are until a certain date.
+* **doomsday-clock**: Responds with the current time of the Doomsday Clock.
+* **google-doodle**: Responds with a Google Doodle, either the latest one or a random one from the past.
+* **holidays**: Responds with today's holidays.
+* **horoscope**: Responds with today's horoscope for a specific Zodiac sign.
+* **time**: Responds with the current time in a particular location.
+* **today-in-history**: Responds with an event that occurred today in history.
+* **word-of-the-day**: Responds with today's word of the day.
+
+### Search:
+
+* **bulbapedia**: Searches Bulbapedia for your query.
+* **deviantart**: Responds with an image from a DeviantArt section, with optional query.
+* **dictionary**: Defines a word.
+* **forecast**: Responds with the seven-day forecast for a specific location.
+* **giphy**: Searches Giphy for your query.
+* **github**: Responds with information on a GitHub repository.
+* **google-autofill**: Responds with a list of the Google Autofill results for a particular query.
+* **google-book**: Searches Google Books for a book.
+* **google**: Searches Google for your query.
+* **gravatar**: Responds with the Gravatar for an email.
+* **http-cat**: Responds with a cat for an HTTP status code.
+* **imgur**: Searches Imgur for your query.
+* **itunes**: Searches iTunes for your query.
+* **jisho**: Defines a word, but with Japanese.
+* **kickstarter**: Searches Kickstarter for your query.
+* **league-of-legends-champion**: Responds with information on a League of Legends champion.
+* **map**: Responds with a map of a specific location.
+* **mdn**: Searches MDN for your query.
+* **my-anime-list-anime**: Searches My Anime List for your query, getting anime results.
+* **my-anime-list-manga**: Searches My Anime List for your query, getting manga results.
+* **nasa**: Searches NASA's image archive for your query.
+* **neopet**: Responds with the image of a specific Neopet.
+* **neopets-item**: Responds with information on a specific Neopets item.
+* **npm**: Responds with information on an NPM package.
+* **osu**: Responds with information on an Osu! user.
+* **periodic-table**: Finds an element on the periodic table.
+* **pokedex**: Searches the Pokédex for a Pokémon.
+* **rotten-tomatoes**: Searches Rotten Tomatoes for your query.
+* **safebooru**: Responds with an image from Safebooru, with optional query.
+* **spoopy-link**: Determines if a link is spoopy or not.
+* **stack-overflow**: Searches Stack Overflow for your query.
+* **steam**: Searches Steam for your query.
+* **stocks**: Responds with the current stocks for a specific symbol.
+* **tmdb-movie**: Searches TMDB for your query, getting movie results.
+* **tmdb-tv-show**: Searches TMDB for your query, getting TV show results.
+* **tumblr**: Responds with information on a Tumblr blog.
+* **twitter**: Responds with information on a Twitter user.
+* **urban-dictionary**: Defines a word, but with Urban Dictionary.
+* **vocaloid**: Searches VocaDB for your query.
+* **wattpad**: Searches Wattpad for your query.
+* **weather**: Responds with weather information for a specific location.
+* **wikia**: Searches a specific Wikia wiki for your query.
+* **wikihow**: Searches Wikihow for your query.
+* **wikipedia**: Searches Wikipedia for your query.
+* **xkcd**: Responds with an XKCD comic, either today's, a random one, or a specific one.
+* **youtube**: Searches YouTube for your query.
+* **yu-gi-oh**: Responds with info on a Yu-Gi-Oh! card.
+* **zodiac-sign**: Responds with the Zodiac Sign for the given month/day.
+
+### Games:
+
+* **akinator**: Think about a real or fictional character, I will try to guess who it is.
+* **apples-to-apples**: Compete to see who can come up with the best card to match an adjective.
+* **balloon-pop**: Don't let yourself be the last one to pump the balloon before it pops!
+* **battle**: Engage in a turn-based battle against another user or the AI.
+* **captcha-quiz**: Try to guess what the captcha says.
+* **cards-against-humanity**: Compete to see who can come up with the best card to fill in the blank.
+* **emoji-emoji-revolution**: Can you type arrow emoji faster than anyone else has ever typed them before?
+* **fishy**: Go fishing.
+* **google-feud**: Attempt to determine the top suggestions for a Google search.
+* **gunfight**: Engage in a western gunfight against another user. High noon.
+* **hangman**: Prevent a man from being hanged by guessing a word as fast as you can.
+* **hunger-games**: Simulate a Hunger Games match with up to 24 tributes.
+* **lottery**: Attempt to win the lottery, with a 1 in 1000 chance of winning.
+* **math-quiz**: See how fast you can answer a math problem in a given time limit.
+* **quiz**: Answer a quiz question.
+* **rock-paper-scissors**: Play Rock-Paper-Scissors.
+* **roulette**: Play a game of roulette.
+* **slots**: Play a game of slots.
+* **sorting-hat-quiz**: Take a quiz to determine your Hogwarts house.
+* **tic-tac-toe**: Play a game of tic-tac-toe with another user.
+* **typing-test**: See how fast you can type a sentence in a given time limit.
+* **whos-that-pokemon**: Guess who that Pokémon is.
+* **wizard-convention**: Who is the Dragon? Who is the healer? Who is the mind reader? Will the Dragon eat them all?
+
+### Voice Channel:
+
+* **airhorn**: Plays an airhorn sound in your voice channel.
+* **dec-talk**: The world's best Text-to-Speech.
+* **soundboard**: Plays a sound in your voice channel.
+
+### Image Manipulation:
+
+* **achievement**: Sends a Minecraft achievement with the text of your choice.
+* **be-like-bill**: Sends a "Be Like Bill" meme with the name of your choice.
+* **color**: Sends an image of the color you choose.
+* **contrast**: Draws an image or a user's avatar but with contrast.
+* **demotivational-poster**: Draws an image or a user's avatar and the text you specify as a demotivational poster.
+* **distort**: Draws an image or a user's avatar but distorted.
+* **glitch**: Draws an image or a user's avatar but glitched.
+* **greyscale**: Draws an image or a user's avatar in greyscale.
+* **ifunny**: Draws an image with the iFunny logo.
+* **invert**: Draws an image or a user's avatar but inverted.
+* **meme**: Sends a meme with the text and background of your choice.
+* **osu-signature**: Creates a card based on an osu! user's stats.
+* **pokemon-fusion**: Fuses two Generation I Pokémon together.
+* **robohash**: Creates a robot based on the text you provide.
+* **sepia**: Draws an image or a user's avatar in sepia.
+* **silhouette**: Draws a silhouette of an image or a user's avatar.
+* **tint**: Draws an image or a user's avatar but tinted a specific color.
+
+### Avatar Manipulation:
+
+* **3000-years**: Draws a user's avatar over Pokémon's "It's been 3000 years" meme.
+* **approved**: Draws an "approved" stamp over a user's avatar.
+* **avatar-fusion**: Draws a a user's avatar over a user's avatar.
+* **beautiful**: Draws a user's avatar over Gravity Falls' "Oh, this? This is beautiful." meme.
+* **bob-ross**: Draws a user's avatar over Bob Ross' canvas.
+* **card**: Draws a trading card of random rarity based on a user's profile.
+* **challenger**: Draws a user's avatar over Super Smash Bros.'s "Challenger Approaching" screen.
+* **dexter**: Draws a user's avatar over the screen of Dexter from Pokémon.
+* **distracted-boyfriend**: Draws three user's avatars over the "Distracted Boyfriend" meme.
+* **food-broke**: Draws a user's avatar over the "Food Broke" meme.
+* **hat**: Draws a hat over a user's avatar.
+* **he-lives-in-you**: Draws a user's avatar over Simba from The Lion King's reflection.
+* **i-have-the-power**: Draws a user's avatar over He-Man's face.
+* **look-at-this-photograph**: Draws a user's avatar over Nickelback's photograph.
+* **look-what-karen-have**: Draws a user's avatar over Karen's piece of paper.
+* **pixelize**: Draws a user's avatar pixelized.
+* **rainbow**: Draws a rainbow over a user's avatar.
+* **rejected**: Draws a "rejected" stamp over a user's avatar.
+* **rip**: Draws a user's avatar over a gravestone.
+* **steam-card**: Draws a user's avatar on a Steam Trading Card.
+* **steam-now-playing**: Draws a user's avatar and the game of your choice over a Steam "now playing" notification.
+* **the-ultimate-tattoo**: Draws a user's avatar as "The Ultimate Tattoo".
+* **thug-life**: Draws "Thug Life" over a user's avatar.
+* **triggered**: Draws a user's avatar over the "Triggered" meme.
+* **wanted**: Draws a user's avatar over a wanted poster.
+* **yu-gi-oh-token**: Draws a user's avatar over a blank Yu-Gi-Oh! Token card.
+
+### Text Manipulation:
+
+* **alphabet-reverse**: Reverses the alphabet of text.
+* **base64**: Converts text to Base64.
+* **binary**: Converts text to binary.
+* **braille**: Converts text to braille.
+* **clap**: Sends :clap: text :clap: like :clap: this.
+* **cow-say**: Makes a cow say your text.
+* **cursive**: Converts text to cursive.
+* **dvorak**: Converts text to Dvorak encoding.
+* **embed**: Sends text in an embed.
+* **emojify**: Converts text to emoji form.
+* **hex**: Converts text to hex.
+* **latlmes**: Creates a Latlmes fake link that redirects to a rickroll.
+* **lmgtfy**: Creates a LMGTFY link with the query you provide.
+* **md5**: Creates a hash of text with the MD5 algorithm.
+* **mocking**: SenDs TexT lIkE ThiS.
+* **morse**: Converts text to morse code.
+* **organization-xiii-name**: Converts a name into the Organization XIII style.
+* **owo**: OwO.
+* **pirate**: Converts text to pirate.
+* **qr-code**: Converts text to a QR Code.
+* **repeat**: Repeat text over and over and over and over (etc).
+* **reverse**: Reverses text.
+* **say**: Make XiaoBot say what you wish.
+* **sha-256**: Creates a hash of text with the SHA-256 algorithm.
+* **ship-name**: Creates a ship name from two names.
+* **shorten-url**: Creates a goo.gl short URL from another URL.
+* **shuffle**: Shuffles text.
+* **snake-speak**: Convertsssss text to sssssnake ssssspeak.
+* **superscript**: Converts text to tiny text.
+* **temmie**: Converts text to Temmie speak.
+* **translate**: Translates text to a specific language.
+* **upside-down**: Flips text upside-down.
+* **url-encode**: Encodes text to URL-friendly characters.
+* **webhook**: Posts a message to the webhook defined in your process.env.
+* **yoda**: Converts text to Yoda speak.
+* **zalgo**: Converts text to zalgo.
+* **:b:**: Replaces b with :b:.
+
+### Number Manipulation:
+
+* **currency**: Converts money from one currency to another.
+* **final-grade-calculator**: Determines the grade you need to make on your final to get your desired course grade.
+* **math**: Evaluates a math expression.
+* **roman-numeral**: Converts a number to roman numerals.
+* **temperature**: Converts temperatures to/from celsius, fahrenheit, or kelvin.
+
+### Portal Messages:
+* **add-portal-channel**: Sets a channel to be a portal channel.
+* **fix-portal-channels**: Removes no longer existent channels from the portal list.
+* **portal-send**: Send a message to a portal channel.
+* **portal-status**: Shows the number of currently opened portals.
+* **remove-portal-channel**: Remove a channel from the portal channels.
+
+### Other:
+
+* **cleverbot**: Chat with Cleverbot.
+* **coolness**: Determines a user's coolness.
+* **gender-guess**: Determines the gender of name.
+* **prune**: Deletes up to 99 messages from the current channel.
+* **strawpoll**: Generates a Strawpoll with the options you provide.
+* **timer**: Sets a timer for a certain amount of time.
+* **toxicity**: Determines the toxicity of some text.
+
+### Roleplay:
+
+* **break-up**: Breaks up with a user.
+* **cuddle**: Cuddles a user.
+* **eat**: Eats a user.
+* **evolve**: Evolves a user.
+* **falcon-punch**: Falcon Punches a user.
+* **fist-bump**: Fistbumps a user.
+* **high-five**: High Fives a user.
+* **hit-with-shovel**: Hits a user with a shovel.
+* **hug**: Hugs a user.
+* **inhale**: Inhales a user.
+* **kill**: Kills a user.
+* **kiss**: Kisses a user.
+* **marry**: Marries a user.
+* **pat**: Pats a user.
+* **poke**: Pokes a user.
+* **punch**: Punches a user.
+* **slap**: Slaps a user.
+* **tackle**: Tackles a user.
+
+## Licensing
+The bot is licensed under the GPL 3.0 license. See the file `LICENSE` for more
+information. If you plan to use any part of this source code in your own bot, I
+would be grateful if you would include some form of credit somewhere.