diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 43dd2566..6f06ee7b 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -227,7 +227,7 @@ in the appropriate channel's topic to use it.
 
 ## Commands
 
-Total: 501
+Total: 502
 
 ### Utility:
 
@@ -656,6 +656,7 @@ Total: 501
 * **genie-rules:** Sends a "There are 4 rules" meme with the text of your choice.
 * **girl-worth-fighting-for:** Draws an image or a user's avatar as the object of Ling's affection.
 * **gru-plan:** Sends a Gru's Plan meme with steps of your choice.
+* **if-those-kids-could-read:** Sends a "If those kids could read, they'd be very upset" meme with the text of your choice.
 * **illegal:** Makes President Trump make your text illegal.
 * **kyon-gun:** Draws an image or a user's avatar behind Kyon shooting a gun.
 * **like:** Sends an "Everyone Liked That" meme with the image of your choice.
@@ -832,6 +833,7 @@ here.
 - [20th Century Fox](https://www.foxmovies.com/)
 	* bart-chalkboard ([Image, Original "The Simpsons" Show](http://www.simpsonsworld.com/))
 	* eat-pant ([Original "The Simpsons" Show](http://www.simpsonsworld.com/))
+	* if-those-kids-could-read (Image, Original "King of the Hill" Show)
 	* lisa-presentation ([Image, Original "The Simpsons" Show](http://www.simpsonsworld.com/))
 	* worse-than-hitler ([Image, Original "Family Guy" Show](https://www.fox.com/family-guy/))
 - [@Candasaurus](https://twitter.com/Candasaurus)
@@ -1046,6 +1048,7 @@ here.
 	* google-doodle ([Google Doodles API](https://www.google.com/doodles))
 	* google-feud (Autofill API)
 	* gru-plan ([Noto Font](https://www.google.com/get/noto/))
+	* if-those-kids-could-read ([Noto Font](https://www.google.com/get/noto/))
 	* illegal ([Noto Font](https://www.google.com/get/noto/))
 	* lisa-presentation ([Noto Font](https://www.google.com/get/noto/))
 	* map ([Maps Static API](https://developers.google.com/maps/documentation/maps-static/intro))
diff --git a/assets/images/if-those-kids-could-read.png b/assets/images/if-those-kids-could-read.png
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diff --git a/commands/edit-meme/if-those-kids-could-read.js b/commands/edit-meme/if-those-kids-could-read.js
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..0b5b1ded
--- /dev/null
+++ b/commands/edit-meme/if-those-kids-could-read.js
@@ -0,0 +1,67 @@
+const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
+const { createCanvas, loadImage, registerFont } = require('canvas');
+const path = require('path');
+const { wrapText } = require('../../util/Canvas');
+registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Noto-Regular.ttf'), { family: 'Noto' });
+registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Noto-CJK.otf'), { family: 'Noto' });
+registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'Noto-Emoji.ttf'), { family: 'Noto' });
+
+module.exports = class IfThoseKidsCouldReadCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'if-those-kids-could-read',
+			aliases: ['if-those-kids-could', 'itkcr', 'itkc'],
+			group: 'edit-meme',
+			memberName: 'if-those-kids-could-read',
+			description: 'Sends a "If those kids could read, they\'d be very upset" meme with the text of your choice.',
+			throttling: {
+				usages: 1,
+				duration: 10
+			},
+			clientPermissions: ['ATTACH_FILES'],
+			credit: [
+				{
+					name: '20th Century Fox',
+					url: 'https://www.foxmovies.com/',
+					reason: 'Image, Original "King of the Hill" Show'
+				},
+				{
+					name: 'Google',
+					url: 'https://www.google.com/',
+					reason: 'Noto Font',
+					reasonURL: 'https://www.google.com/get/noto/'
+				}
+			],
+			args: [
+				{
+					key: 'text',
+					prompt: 'What should the text of Bobby\'s poster be?',
+					type: 'string',
+					max: 500
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	async run(msg, { text }) {
+		const base = await loadImage(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'images', 'if-those-kids-could-read.png'));
+		const canvas = createCanvas(base.width, base.height);
+		const ctx = canvas.getContext('2d');
+		ctx.drawImage(base, 0, 0);
+		ctx.textAlign = 'center';
+		ctx.textBaseline = 'top';
+		ctx.font = '40px Noto';
+		let fontSize = 40;
+		while (ctx.measureText(text).width > 560) {
+			fontSize--;
+			ctx.font = `${fontSize}px Noto`;
+		}
+		const lines = await wrapText(ctx, text, 160);
+		const topMost = 140 - (((fontSize * lines.length) / 2) + ((20 * (lines.length - 1)) / 2));
+		for (let i = 0; i < lines.length; i++) {
+			const height = topMost + ((fontSize + 20) * i);
+			ctx.fillText(lines[i], 300, height);
+		}
+		return msg.say({ files: [{ attachment: canvas.toBuffer(), name: 'if-those-kids-could-read.png' }] });
+	}
+};
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 2755f724..17f2a609 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "xiao",
-	"version": "116.38.0",
+	"version": "116.39.0",
 	"description": "Your personal server companion.",
 	"main": "Xiao.js",
 	"scripts": {