diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore
index 2047fa2f..8b14c2d9 100644
--- a/.gitignore
+++ b/.gitignore
@@ -12,3 +12,5 @@ report*.json
 config.json
 
 # In-Development Commands
+assets/json/lorem-ipsum.json
+commands/random-res/lorem-ipsum.js
diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index b3e25013..6cca8ede 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -224,7 +224,7 @@ in the appropriate channel's topic to use it.
 
 ## Commands
 
-Total: 428
+Total: 429
 
 ### Utility:
 
@@ -525,6 +525,7 @@ Total: 428
 * **dexter:** Draws an image or a user's avatar over the screen of Dexter from Pokémon.
 * **distort:** Draws an image or a user's avatar but distorted.
 * **fire:** Draws a fiery border over an image or a user's avatar.
+* **fish-eye:** Draws an image or a user's avatar but with a fish-eye lens.
 * **frame:** Draws a frame around an image or a user's avatar.
 * **ghost:** Draws an image or a user's avatar but with a ghost-like transparency.
 * **glass-shatter:** Draws an image or a user's avatar with a glass shatter in front of it.
@@ -947,6 +948,8 @@ here.
 	* word-chain ([Moby Word Lists](http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/3201))
 - [Gravatar](https://en.gravatar.com/)
 	* gravatar ([API](https://en.gravatar.com/site/implement/))
+- [Hackyon](http://www.hackyon.com/playground/fisheye/)
+	* fish-eye (Fish-Eye Code)
 - [Hasbro](https://shop.hasbro.com/en-us)
 	* bro-hoof ([Original "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" Show](https://mylittlepony.hasbro.com/en-us))
 	* brony-speak ([Original "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" Show](https://mylittlepony.hasbro.com/en-us))
diff --git a/commands/edit-image/fish-eye.js b/commands/edit-image/fish-eye.js
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..be8b8939
--- /dev/null
+++ b/commands/edit-image/fish-eye.js
@@ -0,0 +1,59 @@
+const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
+const { createCanvas, loadImage } = require('canvas');
+const request = require('node-superfetch');
+const { fishEye } = require('../../util/Canvas');
+
+module.exports = class FishEyeCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'fish-eye',
+			aliases: ['bulge'],
+			group: 'edit-image',
+			memberName: 'fish-eye',
+			description: 'Draws an image or a user\'s avatar but with a fish-eye lens.',
+			throttling: {
+				usages: 1,
+				duration: 10
+			},
+			clientPermissions: ['ATTACH_FILES'],
+			credit: [
+				{
+					name: 'Hackyon',
+					url: 'http://www.hackyon.com/playground/fisheye/',
+					reason: 'Fish-Eye Code'
+				}
+			],
+			args: [
+				{
+					key: 'level',
+					prompt: 'What level of distortion would you like to use?',
+					type: 'integer',
+					min: 1,
+					max: 100
+				},
+				{
+					key: 'image',
+					prompt: 'What image would you like to edit?',
+					type: 'image',
+					default: msg => msg.author.displayAvatarURL({ format: 'png', size: 512 })
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	async run(msg, { level, image }) {
+		try {
+			const { body } = await request.get(image);
+			const data = await loadImage(body);
+			const canvas = createCanvas(data.width, data.height);
+			const ctx = canvas.getContext('2d');
+			ctx.drawImage(data, 0, 0);
+			fishEye(ctx, level, 0, 0, data.width, data.height);
+			const attachment = canvas.toBuffer();
+			if (Buffer.byteLength(attachment) > 8e+6) return msg.reply('Resulting image was above 8 MB.');
+			return msg.say({ files: [{ attachment, name: 'fish-eye.png' }] });
+		} catch (err) {
+			return msg.reply(`Oh no, an error occurred: \`${err.message}\`. Try again later!`);
+		}
+	}
+};
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index faf40750..f8cb2d01 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "xiao",
-	"version": "114.17.2",
+	"version": "114.18.0",
 	"description": "Your personal server companion.",
 	"main": "Xiao.js",
 	"scripts": {
diff --git a/util/Canvas.js b/util/Canvas.js
index f561f310..63359dc0 100644
--- a/util/Canvas.js
+++ b/util/Canvas.js
@@ -79,6 +79,27 @@ module.exports = class CanvasUtil {
 		return ctx;
 	}
 
+	static fishEye(ctx, level, x, y, width, height) {
+		const frame = ctx.getImageData(x, y, width, height);
+		const source = new Uint8Array(frame.data);
+		for (let i = 0; i < frame.data.length; i += 4) {
+			const sx = (i / 4) % frame.width;
+			const sy = Math.floor(i / 4 / frame.width);
+			const dx = Math.floor(frame.width / 2) - sx;
+			const dy = Math.floor(frame.height / 2) - sy;
+			const dist = Math.sqrt((dx * dx) + (dy * dy));
+			const x2 = Math.round((frame.width / 2) - (dx * Math.sin(dist / (level * Math.PI) / 2)));
+			const y2 = Math.round((frame.height / 2) - (dy * Math.sin(dist / (level * Math.PI) / 2)));
+			const i2 = (y2 * frame.width) + (x2 * 4);
+			frame.data[i] = source[i2];
+			frame.data[i + 1] = source[i2 + 1];
+			frame.data[i + 2] = source[i2 + 2];
+			frame.data[i + 3] = source[i2 + 3];
+		}
+		ctx.putImageData(frame, x, y);
+		return ctx;
+	}
+
 	static hasAlpha(image) {
 		const canvas = createCanvas(image.width, image.height);
 		const ctx = canvas.getContext('2d');