Fortune No API

assets/json/fortune.json

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+[
+	"Today it's up to you to create the peacefulness you long for.",
+	"A friend asks only for your time not your money.",
+	"If you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.",
+	"A smile is your passport into the hearts of others.",
+	"A good way to keep healthy is to eat more Chinese food.",
+	"Your high-minded principles spell success.",
+	"Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.",
+	"Change can hurt, but it leads a path to something better.",
+	"Enjoy the good luck a companion brings you.",
+	"People are naturally attracted to you.",
+	"Hidden in a valley beside an open stream- This will be the type of place where you will find your dream.",
+	"A chance meeting opens new doors to success and friendship.",
+	"You learn from your mistakes... You will learn a lot today.",
+	"If you have something good in your life, don't let it go!",
+	"What ever you're goal is in life, embrace it visualize it, and for it will be yours.",
+	"Your shoes will make you happy today.",
+	"You cannot love life until you live the life you love.",
+	"Be on the lookout for coming events; They cast their shadows beforehand.",
+	"Land is always on the mind of a flying bird.",
+	"The man or woman you desire feels the same about you.",
+	"Meeting adversity well is the source of your strength.",
+	"A dream you have will come true.",
+	"Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.",
+	"Never give up. You're not a failure if you don't give up.",
+	"You will become great if you believe in yourself.",
+	"There is no greater pleasure than seeing your loved ones prosper.",
+	"You will marry your lover.",
+	"A very attractive person has a message for you.",
+	"You already know the answer to the questions lingering inside your head.",
+	"It is now, and in this world, that we must live.",
+	"You must try, or hate yourself for not trying.",
+	"You can make your own happiness.",
+	"The greatest risk is not taking one.",
+	"The love of your life is stepping into your planet this summer.",
+	"Love can last a lifetime, if you want it to.",
+	"Adversity is the parent of virtue.",
+	"Serious trouble will bypass you.",
+	"A short stranger will soon enter your life with blessings to share.",
+	"Now is the time to try something new.",
+	"Wealth awaits you very soon.",
+	"If you feel you are right, stand firmly by your convictions.",
+	"If winter comes, can spring be far behind?",
+	"Keep your eye out for someone special.",
+	"You are very talented in many ways.",
+	"A stranger, is a friend you have not spoken to yet.",
+	"A new voyage will fill your life with untold memories.",
+	"You will travel to many exotic places in your lifetime.",
+	"Your ability for accomplishment will follow with success.",
+	"Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.",
+	"Its amazing how much good you can do if you dont care who gets the credit.",
+	"Everyone agrees. You are the best.",
+	"LIFE CONSIST NOT IN HOLDING GOOD CARDS, BUT IN PLAYING THOSE YOU HOLD WELL.",
+	"Jealousy doesn't open doors, it closes them!",
+	"It's better to be alone sometimes.",
+	"When fear hurts you, conquer it and defeat it!",
+	"Let the deeds speak.",
+	"You will be called in to fulfill a position of high honor and responsibility.",
+	"The man on the top of the mountain did not fall there.",
+	"You will conquer obstacles to achieve success.",
+	"Joys are often the shadows, cast by sorrows.",
+	"Fortune favors the brave.",
+	"An upward movement initiated in time can counteract fate.",
+	"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.",
+	"Sometimes you just need to lay on the floor.",
+	"Never give up. Always find a reason to keep trying.",
+	"If you have something worth fighting for, then fight for it.",
+	"Stop wishing. Start doing.",
+	"Accept your past without regrets. Handle your present with confidence. Face your future without fear.",
+	"Stay true to those who would do the same for you.",
+	"Ask yourself if what you are doing today is getting you closer to where you want to be tomorrow.",
+	"Happiness is an activity.",
+	"Help is always needed but not always appreciated. Stay true to your heart and help those in need weather they appreciate it or not.",
+	"Hone your competitive instincts.",
+	"Finish your work on hand don't be greedy.",
+	"For success today, look first to yourself.",
+	"Your fortune is as sweet as a cookie.",
+	"Integrity is the essence of everything successful.",
+	"If you're happy, you're successful.",
+	"You will always be surrounded by true friends.",
+	"Believing that you are beautiful will make you appear beautiful to others around you.",
+	"Happinees comes from a good life.",
+	"Before trying to please others think of what makes you happy.",
+	"When hungry, order more Chinese food.",
+	"Your golden opportunity is coming shortly.",
+	"For hate is never conquered by hate. Hate is conquered by love.",
+	"You will make many changes before settling down happily.",
+	"A man is born to live and not prepare to live.",
+	"You cannot become rich except by enriching others.",
+	"Don't pursue happiness - create it.",
+	"You will be successful in love.",
+	"All your fingers can't be of the same length.",
+	"Wise sayings often fall on barren ground, but a kind word is never thrown away.",
+	"A lifetime of happiness is in store for you.",
+	"It is very possible that you will achieve greatness in your lifetime.",
+	"Be tactful; overlook your own opportunity.",
+	"You are the controller of your destiny.",
+	"Everything happens for a reson.",
+	"How can you have a beautiful ending without making beautiful mistakes?",
+	"Welcome the change coming into your life.",
+	"You can open doors with your charm and patience.",
+	"You will eat pant today."
+]

commands/random-res/fortune.js

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 const { Command } = require('discord.js-commando');
-const snekfetch = require('snekfetch');
 const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags');
+const fortunes = require('../../assets/json/fortune');
 
 module.exports = class FortuneCommand extends Command {
 	constructor(client) {
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 		});
 	}
 
-	async run(msg) {
+	run(msg) {
-		try {
+		return msg.say(stripIndents`
-			const { body } = await snekfetch
+			${fortunes[Math.floor(Math.random() * fortunes.length)]}
-				.get('http://fortunecookieapi.herokuapp.com/v1/cookie')
+			${Array.from({ length: 6 }, () => Math.floor(Math.random() * 100)).join(', ')}
-				.query({ limit: 1 });
+		`);
-			const data = body[0];
-			return msg.say(stripIndents`
-				${data.fortune.message}
-				${data.lotto.numbers.join(', ')}
-				${data.lesson.chinese} (${data.lesson.pronunciation}): ${data.lesson.english}
-			`);
-		} catch (err) {
-			return msg.say(`Oh no, an error occurred: \`${err.message}\`. Try again later!`);
-		}
 	}
 };

package.json

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 {
 	"name": "xiaobot",
-	"version": "46.1.1",
+	"version": "46.1.2",
 	"description": "Your personal server companion.",
 	"main": "Shard.js",
 	"scripts": {