diff --git a/.env.example b/.env.example
index 46ff5de1..a38e2008 100644
--- a/.env.example
+++ b/.env.example
@@ -25,6 +25,8 @@ CLEVERBOT_KEY=
 CUSTOM_SEARCH_ID=
 DEVIANTART_ID=
 DEVIANTART_SECRET=
+FACEPLUSPLUS_KEY=
+FACEPLUSPLUS_SECRET=
 FLICKR_KEY=
 GIPHY_KEY=
 GITHUB_PASSWORD=
diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 1685e169..2ab82bc1 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -45,7 +45,7 @@ Xiao is a Discord bot coded in JavaScript with
 6. Run `npm i -g pm2` to install PM2.
 7. Run `pm2 start Xiao.js --name xiao` to run the bot.
 
-## Commands (341)
+## Commands (342)
 ### Utility:
 
 * **eval:** Executes JavaScript code.
@@ -229,6 +229,7 @@ Xiao is a Discord bot coded in JavaScript with
 * **chinese-zodiac:** Responds with the Chinese Zodiac Sign for the given year.
 * **coolness:** Determines a user's coolness.
 * **dick:** Determines your dick size.
+* **face:** Determines the race, gender, and age of a face.
 * **gender:** Determines the gender of a name.
 * **guess-looks:** Guesses what a user looks like.
 * **iq:** Determines a user's IQ.
diff --git a/commands/analyze/face.js b/commands/analyze/face.js
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..5909dccd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/commands/analyze/face.js
@@ -0,0 +1,56 @@
+const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
+const request = require('node-superfetch');
+const { oneLine } = require('common-tags');
+const { FACEPLUSPLUS_KEY, FACEPLUSPLUS_SECRET } = process.env;
+const emotions = ['anger', 'disgust', 'fear', 'happiness', 'neutral', 'sadness', 'surprise'];
+const emotionResponse = ['angry', 'disgusted', 'afraid', 'happy', 'uncaring', 'sad', 'surprised'];
+
+module.exports = class FaceCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'face',
+			group: 'analyze',
+			memberName: 'face',
+			description: 'Determines the race, gender, and age of a face.',
+			args: [
+				{
+					key: 'image',
+					prompt: 'What face would you like to scan?',
+					type: 'image'
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	async run(msg, { image }) {
+		try {
+			const face = await this.detect(image);
+			if (!face) return msg.reply('There are no faces in this image.');
+			const pronoun = face.gender.value === 'Male' ? 'He' : 'She';
+			const emotion = emotionResponse[emotions.indexOf(emotions.sort((a, b) => face.emotion[b] - face.emotion[a])[0])];
+			const smile = face.smile.value > face.smile.threshold;
+			const beautyScore = face.gender.value === 'Male' ? face.beauty.female_score : face.beauty.male_score;
+			return msg.reply(oneLine`
+				I think this is a photo of a ${face.age.value} year old ${face.ethnicity.value.toLowerCase()}
+				${face.gender.value.toLowerCase()}. ${pronoun} appears to be ${emotion}, and is
+				${smile ? 'smiling' : 'not smiling'}. I give this face a ${Math.round(beautyScore)} on the 1-100 beauty scale.
+				${beautyScore > 50 ? beautyScore > 70 ? beautyScore > 90 ? 'Hot!' : 'Not bad.' : 'Not _too_ ugly.' : 'Uggggly!'}
+			`);
+		} catch (err) {
+			return msg.reply(`Oh no, an error occurred: \`${err.message}\`. Try again later!`);
+		}
+	}
+
+	async detect(image) {
+		const { body } = await request
+			.post('https://api-us.faceplusplus.com/facepp/v3/detect')
+			.query({
+				api_key: FACEPLUSPLUS_KEY,
+				api_secret: FACEPLUSPLUS_SECRET,
+				image_url: image,
+				return_attributes: 'gender,age,smiling,emotion,ethnicity,beauty'
+			});
+		if (!body.faces || !body.faces.length) return null;
+		return body.faces[0].attributes;
+	}
+};
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index df23d630..9734244d 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "xiao",
-	"version": "102.3.0",
+	"version": "102.4.0",
 	"description": "Your personal server companion.",
 	"main": "Xiao.js",
 	"scripts": {