diff --git a/assets/json/horoscope.json b/assets/json/horoscope.json
deleted file mode 100644
index 5f58712a..00000000
--- a/assets/json/horoscope.json
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,14 +0,0 @@
-[
-	"capricorn",
-	"aquarius",
-	"pisces",
-	"aries",
-	"taurus",
-	"gemini",
-	"cancer",
-	"leo",
-	"virgo",
-	"libra",
-	"scorpio",
-	"sagittarius"
-]
diff --git a/assets/json/permissions.json b/assets/json/permissions.json
deleted file mode 100644
index d21b9e8d..00000000
--- a/assets/json/permissions.json
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,30 +0,0 @@
-{
-	"ADMINISTRATOR": "Administrator",
-	"VIEW_AUDIT_LOG": "View Audit Log",
-	"MANAGE_GUILD": "Manage Server",
-	"MANAGE_ROLES": "Manage Roles",
-	"MANAGE_CHANNELS": "Manage Channels",
-	"KICK_MEMBERS": "Kick Members",
-	"BAN_MEMBERS": "Ban Members",
-	"CREATE_INSTANT_INVITE": "Create Instant Invite",
-	"CHANGE_NICKNAME": "Change Nickname",
-	"MANAGE_NICKNAMES": "Manage Nicknames",
-	"MANAGE_EMOJIS": "Manage Emojis",
-	"MANAGE_WEBHOOKS": "Manage Webhooks",
-	"VIEW_CHANNEL": "Read Text Channels and See Voice Channels",
-	"SEND_MESSAGES": "Send Messages",
-	"SEND_TTS_MESSAGES": "Send TTS Messages",
-	"MANAGE_MESSAGES": "Manage Messages",
-	"EMBED_LINKS": "Embed Links",
-	"ATTACH_FILES": "Attach Files",
-	"READ_MESSAGE_HISTORY": "Read Message History",
-	"MENTION_EVERYONE": "Mention Everyone",
-	"USE_EXTERNAL_EMOJIS": "Use External Emojis",
-	"ADD_REACTIONS": "Add Reactions",
-	"CONNECT": "Connect",
-	"SPEAK": "Speak",
-	"MUTE_MEMBERS": "Mute Members",
-	"DEAFEN_MEMBERS": "Deafen Members",
-	"MOVE_MEMBERS": "Move Members",
-	"USE_VAD": "Use Voice Activity"
-}
diff --git a/commands/games/math-game.js b/commands/games/math-game.js
index ab4c6ea7..5d64c1b8 100644
--- a/commands/games/math-game.js
+++ b/commands/games/math-game.js
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
-const { MessageEmbed } = require('discord.js');
+const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags');
 const { list } = require('../../structures/Util');
 const difficulties = ['easy', 'medium', 'hard', 'extreme', 'impossible'];
 const operations = ['addition', 'subtraction', 'multiplication', 'division'];
@@ -59,11 +59,10 @@ module.exports = class MathGameCommand extends Command {
 		else if (operation === 'subtraction') answer = value1 - value2;
 		else if (operation === 'multiplication') answer = value1 * value2;
 		else if (operation === 'division') answer = value1 / value2;
-		const embed = new MessageEmbed()
-			.setTitle('You have 10 seconds to answer:')
-			.setColor(0x9797FF)
-			.setDescription(`${value1} ${operationDisplay[operation]} ${value2}`);
-		await msg.embed(embed);
+		await msg.say(stripIndents`
+			**You have 10 seconds to answer this question.**
+			${value1} ${operationDisplay[operation]} ${value2}
+		`);
 		const msgs = await msg.channel.awaitMessages(res => res.author.id === msg.author.id, {
 			max: 1,
 			time: 10000
diff --git a/commands/games/quiz.js b/commands/games/quiz.js
index 3b9c9d2e..4bd3cca5 100644
--- a/commands/games/quiz.js
+++ b/commands/games/quiz.js
@@ -1,5 +1,4 @@
 const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
-const { MessageEmbed } = require('discord.js');
 const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags');
 const snekfetch = require('snekfetch');
 const { shuffle, list } = require('../../structures/Util');
@@ -56,15 +55,12 @@ module.exports = class QuizCommand extends Command {
 			const answers = body.results[0].incorrect_answers.map(answer => decodeURIComponent(answer.toLowerCase()));
 			const correct = decodeURIComponent(body.results[0].correct_answer.toLowerCase());
 			answers.push(correct);
-			const embed = new MessageEmbed()
-				.setTitle('You have 15 seconds to answer this question:')
-				.setColor(0x9797FF)
-				.setDescription(stripIndents`
-					**${decodeURIComponent(body.results[0].category)}**
-					${type === 'boolean' ? '**True or False:** ' : ''}${decodeURIComponent(body.results[0].question)}
-					${type === 'multiple' ? `**Choices:** ${list(shuffle(answers), 'or')}` : ''}
-				`);
-			await msg.embed(embed);
+			await msg.say(stripIndents`
+				**You have 15 seconds to answer this question.**
+				_${decodeURIComponent(body.results[0].category)}:_ ${decodeURIComponent(body.results[0].question)}
+
+				${type === 'boolean' ? 'True or False?' : ''}${type === 'multiple' ? list(shuffle(answers), 'or') : ''}
+			`);
 			const msgs = await msg.channel.awaitMessages(res => res.author.id === msg.author.id, {
 				max: 1,
 				time: 15000
diff --git a/commands/games/typing-game.js b/commands/games/typing-game.js
index 9c34174c..0e2ef9d1 100644
--- a/commands/games/typing-game.js
+++ b/commands/games/typing-game.js
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
-const { MessageEmbed } = require('discord.js');
+const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags');
 const { list } = require('../../structures/Util');
 const difficulties = ['easy', 'medium', 'hard', 'extreme', 'impossible'];
 const times = {
@@ -38,11 +38,10 @@ module.exports = class TypingGameCommand extends Command {
 		const { difficulty } = args;
 		const sentence = sentences[Math.floor(Math.random() * sentences.length)];
 		const time = times[difficulty];
-		const embed = new MessageEmbed()
-			.setTitle(`You have ${time / 1000} seconds to type:`)
-			.setColor(0x9797FF)
-			.setDescription(sentence);
-		await msg.embed(embed);
+		await msg.say(stripIndents`
+			**You have ${time / 1000} seconds to type this sentence.**
+			${sentence}
+		`);
 		const msgs = await msg.channel.awaitMessages(res => res.author.id === msg.author.id, {
 			max: 1,
 			time
diff --git a/commands/guild-info/emoji.js b/commands/guild-info/emoji.js
deleted file mode 100644
index c8eb39c6..00000000
--- a/commands/guild-info/emoji.js
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,18 +0,0 @@
-const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
-
-module.exports = class EmojiCommand extends Command {
-	constructor(client) {
-		super(client, {
-			name: 'emoji',
-			group: 'guild-info',
-			memberName: 'emoji',
-			description: 'Responds with a list of the server\'s custom emoji.',
-			guildOnly: true
-		});
-	}
-
-	run(msg) {
-		if (!msg.guild.emojis.size) return msg.say('This server has no custom emoji.');
-		return msg.say(msg.guild.emojis.map(e => e).join(''));
-	}
-};
diff --git a/commands/guild-info/role-info.js b/commands/guild-info/role-info.js
index 17a9517f..8cb7e559 100644
--- a/commands/guild-info/role-info.js
+++ b/commands/guild-info/role-info.js
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
 const { MessageEmbed } = require('discord.js');
-const perms = require('../../assets/json/permissions');
+const { util } = require('discord.js-commando');
 
 module.exports = class RoleInfoCommand extends Command {
 	constructor(client) {
@@ -39,9 +39,9 @@ module.exports = class RoleInfoCommand extends Command {
 			.addField('❯ Mentionable',
 				role.mentionable ? 'Yes' : 'No', true)
 			.addField('❯ Permissions',
-				Object.keys(perms)
+				Object.keys(util.permissions)
 					.filter(perm => role.serialize()[perm])
-					.map(perm => perms[perm])
+					.map(perm => util.permissions[perm])
 					.join(', '));
 		return msg.embed(embed);
 	}
diff --git a/commands/image-edit/meme.js b/commands/image-edit/meme.js
index 1bb61bca..3fdf0ca3 100644
--- a/commands/image-edit/meme.js
+++ b/commands/image-edit/meme.js
@@ -52,7 +52,7 @@ module.exports = class MemeCommand extends Command {
 		try {
 			const { body } = await snekfetch
 				.get(`https://memegen.link/api/templates/${type}/${top}/${bottom}`);
-			return msg.say({ files: [body.direct.visible] });
+			return msg.say(body.direct.masked);
 		} catch (err) {
 			return msg.say(`Oh no, an error occurred: \`${err.message}\`. Try again later!`);
 		}
diff --git a/commands/random-res/would-you-rather.js b/commands/random-res/would-you-rather.js
index 25a3a83b..1a12bdde 100644
--- a/commands/random-res/would-you-rather.js
+++ b/commands/random-res/would-you-rather.js
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
-const { MessageEmbed } = require('discord.js');
 const snekfetch = require('snekfetch');
+const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags');
 
 module.exports = class WouldYouRatherCommand extends Command {
 	constructor(client) {
@@ -18,12 +18,10 @@ module.exports = class WouldYouRatherCommand extends Command {
 		try {
 			const { body } = await snekfetch
 				.get('http://www.rrrather.com/botapi');
-			const embed = new MessageEmbed()
-				.setTitle(`${body.title}...`)
-				.setURL(body.link)
-				.setColor(0x9797FF)
-				.setDescription(`${body.choicea} OR ${body.choiceb}?`);
-			return msg.embed(embed);
+			return msg.say(stripIndents`
+				${body.title}...
+				${body.choicea} OR ${body.choiceb}?
+			`);
 		} catch (err) {
 			return msg.say(`Oh no, an error occurred: \`${err.message}\`. Try again later!`);
 		}
diff --git a/commands/random-res/today.js b/commands/random/history.js
similarity index 77%
rename from commands/random-res/today.js
rename to commands/random/history.js
index f77b05dc..a4cece3b 100644
--- a/commands/random-res/today.js
+++ b/commands/random/history.js
@@ -2,13 +2,13 @@ const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
 const { MessageEmbed } = require('discord.js');
 const snekfetch = require('snekfetch');
 
-module.exports = class TodayCommand extends Command {
+module.exports = class HistoryCommand extends Command {
 	constructor(client) {
 		super(client, {
-			name: 'today',
-			aliases: ['event', 'history'],
+			name: 'history',
+			aliases: ['event', 'today'],
 			group: 'random-res',
-			memberName: 'today',
+			memberName: 'history',
 			description: 'Responds with an event that occurred today in history, or on a specific day.',
 			clientPermissions: ['EMBED_LINKS'],
 			args: [
@@ -35,10 +35,12 @@ module.exports = class TodayCommand extends Command {
 				.setURL(body.url)
 				.setTitle(`On this day (${body.date})...`)
 				.setTimestamp()
-				.setDescription(`${event.year}: ${event.text}`);
+				.setDescription(`${event.year}: ${event.text}`)
+				.addField('❯ See More',
+					event.links.map(link => `${link.title}: ${link.link.replace(/\)/g, '%29')}`).join('\n'));
 			return msg.embed(embed);
 		} catch (err) {
-			if (err.status === 404 || err.status === 500) return msg.say('Invalid date.');
+			if (err.status === 404 || err.status === 500) return msg.say('Could not find any results.');
 			return msg.say(`Oh no, an error occurred: \`${err.message}\`. Try again later!`);
 		}
 	}
diff --git a/commands/random/horoscope.js b/commands/random/horoscope.js
index ccd8a8c9..1e75760e 100644
--- a/commands/random/horoscope.js
+++ b/commands/random/horoscope.js
@@ -2,7 +2,20 @@ const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
 const { MessageEmbed } = require('discord.js');
 const snekfetch = require('snekfetch');
 const { list } = require('../../structures/Util');
-const signs = require('../../assets/json/horoscope');
+const signs = [
+	'capricorn',
+	'aquarius',
+	'pisces',
+	'aries',
+	'taurus',
+	'gemini',
+	'cancer',
+	'leo',
+	'virgo',
+	'libra',
+	'scorpio',
+	'sagittarius'
+];
 
 module.exports = class HoroscopeCommand extends Command {
 	constructor(client) {
diff --git a/commands/random/soundboard.js b/commands/random/soundboard.js
index 82a52fa8..47e1049d 100644
--- a/commands/random/soundboard.js
+++ b/commands/random/soundboard.js
@@ -23,6 +23,7 @@ module.exports = class SoundboardCommand extends Command {
 					key: 'sound',
 					prompt: `What sound would you like to play? Either ${list(sounds, 'or')}.`,
 					type: 'string',
+					default: sounds[Math.floor(Math.random() * sounds.length)],
 					validate: sound => {
 						if (sounds.includes(sound.toLowerCase())) return true;
 						return `Invalid sound, please enter either ${list(sounds, 'or')}.`;
@@ -36,9 +37,9 @@ module.exports = class SoundboardCommand extends Command {
 	async run(msg, args) {
 		const { sound } = args;
 		const channel = msg.member.voiceChannel;
-		if (!channel) return msg.say('Please enter a Voice Channel first.');
+		if (!channel) return msg.say('Please enter a voice channel first.');
 		if (!channel.permissionsFor(this.client.user).has(['CONNECT', 'SPEAK'])) {
-			return msg.say('Missing the `Connect` or `Speak` Permission for the Voice Channel.');
+			return msg.say('Missing the "Connect" or "Speak" permission for the voice channel.');
 		}
 		if (!channel.joinable) return msg.say('Your Voice Channel is not joinable.');
 		if (this.client.voiceConnections.has(channel.guild.id)) return msg.say('I am already playing a sound.');
diff --git a/commands/random/stocks.js b/commands/random/stocks.js
index c67d44b1..6d25520c 100644
--- a/commands/random/stocks.js
+++ b/commands/random/stocks.js
@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@ module.exports = class StocksCommand extends Command {
 			if (body['Error Message']) return msg.say('Could not find any results.');
 			const data = Object.values(body['Time Series (1min)'])[0];
 			const embed = new MessageEmbed()
-				.setTitle(`Stocks for Symbol ${symbol}`)
+				.setTitle(`Stocks for Symbol ${symbol.toUpperCase()}`)
 				.setColor(0x9797FF)
 				.addField('❯ Open',
 					`$${data['1. open']}`, true)
@@ -47,7 +47,7 @@ module.exports = class StocksCommand extends Command {
 				.addField('❯ Low',
 					`$${data['3. low']}`, true)
 				.addField('❯ Last Updated',
-					new Date(body['Meta Data']['Last Refreshed']).toDateString(), true);
+					new Date(body['Meta Data']['3. Last Refreshed']).toDateString(), true);
 			return msg.embed(embed);
 		} catch (err) {
 			return msg.say(`Oh no, an error occurred: \`${err.message}\`. Try again later!`);
diff --git a/commands/search/discrim.js b/commands/search/discrim.js
index 4c9faad6..235c68d4 100644
--- a/commands/search/discrim.js
+++ b/commands/search/discrim.js
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
-const { MessageEmbed } = require('discord.js');
+const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags');
 
 module.exports = class DiscrimCommand extends Command {
 	constructor(client) {
@@ -28,10 +28,9 @@ module.exports = class DiscrimCommand extends Command {
 	run(msg, args) {
 		const discrim = args.discrim || msg.author.discriminator;
 		const users = this.client.users.filter(user => user.discriminator === discrim).map(user => user.username);
-		const embed = new MessageEmbed()
-			.setTitle(`${users.length} Users with the discriminator #${discrim}`)
-			.setColor(0x9797FF)
-			.setDescription(users.join(', '));
-		return msg.embed(embed);
+		return msg.say(stripIndents`
+			**Found ${users.length} users with the discriminator #${discrim}**
+			${users.join(', ')}
+		`);
 	}
 };
diff --git a/commands/text-edit/say.js b/commands/text-edit/say.js
index d5f48a0e..43643f63 100644
--- a/commands/text-edit/say.js
+++ b/commands/text-edit/say.js
@@ -20,7 +20,9 @@ module.exports = class SayCommand extends Command {
 
 	async run(msg, args) {
 		const { text } = args;
-		if (msg.guild && msg.channel.permissionsFor(this.client.user).has('MANAGE_MESSAGES')) await msg.delete();
+		if (msg.channel.type === 'text' && msg.channel.permissionsFor(this.client.user).has('MANAGE_MESSAGES')) {
+			await msg.delete();
+		}
 		return msg.say(text);
 	}
 };
diff --git a/commands/text-edit/translate.js b/commands/text-edit/translate.js
index ce47ecd2..05657615 100644
--- a/commands/text-edit/translate.js
+++ b/commands/text-edit/translate.js
@@ -29,10 +29,13 @@ module.exports = class TranslateCommand extends Command {
 					prompt: `Which language would you like to translate to? Either ${list(Object.keys(codes), 'or')}.`,
 					type: 'string',
 					validate: target => {
-						if (codes[target.toLowerCase()]) return true;
+						if (codes[target.toLowerCase()] || Object.values(codes).includes(target)) return true;
 						return `Invalid target, please enter either ${list(Object.keys(codes), 'or')}.`;
 					},
-					parse: target => target.toLowerCase()
+					parse: target => {
+						if (codes[target.toLowerCase()]) return target.toLowerCase();
+						return Object.keys(codes).find(key => codes[key] === target);
+					}
 				},
 				{
 					key: 'original',
@@ -40,10 +43,13 @@ module.exports = class TranslateCommand extends Command {
 					type: 'string',
 					default: '',
 					validate: original => {
-						if (codes[original.toLowerCase()]) return true;
+						if (codes[original.toLowerCase()] || Object.values(codes).includes(original)) return true;
 						return `Invalid original, please enter either ${list(Object.keys(codes), 'or')}.`;
 					},
-					parse: original => original.toLowerCase()
+					parse: original => {
+						if (codes[original.toLowerCase()]) return original.toLowerCase();
+						return Object.keys(codes).find(key => codes[key] === original);
+					}
 				}
 			]
 		});
diff --git a/commands/text-edit/webhook.js b/commands/text-edit/webhook.js
index 790beef1..1340d559 100644
--- a/commands/text-edit/webhook.js
+++ b/commands/text-edit/webhook.js
@@ -23,7 +23,9 @@ module.exports = class WebhookCommand extends Command {
 
 	async run(msg, args) {
 		const { content } = args;
-		if (msg.guild && msg.channel.permissionsFor(this.client.user).has('MANAGE_MESSAGES')) await msg.delete();
+		if (msg.channel.type === 'text' && msg.channel.permissionsFor(this.client.user).has('MANAGE_MESSAGES')) {
+			await msg.delete();
+		}
 		try {
 			await snekfetch
 				.post(WEBHOOK_URL)
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 4776668c..1c8c8418 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
   "name": "xiaobot",
-  "version": "35.3.0",
+  "version": "36.0.0",
   "description": "Your personal server companion.",
   "main": "Shard.js",
   "scripts": {
diff --git a/structures/Util.js b/structures/Util.js
index ebd5239f..63c3dba8 100644
--- a/structures/Util.js
+++ b/structures/Util.js
@@ -51,7 +51,8 @@ class Util {
 		return promisify(setTimeout)(time);
 	}
 
-	static shuffle(arr) {
+	static shuffle(array) {
+		const arr = array.slice(0);
 		for (let i = arr.length - 1; i >= 0; i--) {
 			const j = Math.floor(Math.random() * (i + 1));
 			const temp = arr[i];