From 14f2399bfb7b54f88d1a86fc010cf3c6007c8bc4 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: lilyissillyyy <lilyodendahl@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 13 Sep 2025 23:51:02 -0400
Subject: [PATCH] Shakespeare Insult

---
 README.md                                 |   3 +-
 assets/json/shakespeare-insult.json       | 157 ++++++++++++++++++++++
 commands/random-res/shakespeare-insult.js |  20 +++
 3 files changed, 179 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)
 create mode 100644 assets/json/shakespeare-insult.json
 create mode 100644 commands/random-res/shakespeare-insult.js

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index a22fb49e..7e47ac5d 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -101,7 +101,7 @@ Only if you want to use the DECTalk command.
 18. Start Xiao up!
 
 ## Commands
-Total: 517
+Total: 518
 
 ### Utility:
 
@@ -181,6 +181,7 @@ Total: 517
 * **roast:** Roasts a user.
 * **roll:** Rolls a dice with a minimum/maximum value of your choice.
 * **security-key:** Responds with a random security key.
+* **shakespeare-insult:** Lets Shakespeare insult you.
 * **smw-level:** Responds with a random Super Mario World level name.
 * **suggest-command:** Suggests a random command for you to try.
 * **superpower:** Responds with a random superpower.
diff --git a/assets/json/shakespeare-insult.json b/assets/json/shakespeare-insult.json
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..70d5f66e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/assets/json/shakespeare-insult.json
@@ -0,0 +1,157 @@
+[
+  [
+    "artless",
+    "bawdy",
+    "beslubbering",
+    "bootless",
+    "churlish",
+    "cockered",
+    "clouted",
+    "craven",
+    "currish",
+    "dankish",
+    "dissembling",
+    "droning",
+    "errant",
+    "fawning",
+    "fobbing",
+    "froward",
+    "frothy",
+    "gleeking",
+    "goatish",
+    "gorbellied",
+    "impertinent",
+    "infectious",
+    "jarring",
+    "joggerheaded",
+    "lumpish",
+    "mammering",
+    "mangled",
+    "mewling",
+    "paunchy",
+    "pribbling",
+    "puking",
+    "puny",
+    "rank",
+    "reeky",
+    "roguish",
+    "ruftish",
+    "saucy",
+    "spleeny",
+    "spongy",
+    "surly",
+    "tottering",
+    "unmuzzled",
+    "vain",
+    "venomed",
+    "villainous",
+    "warped",
+    "wayward",
+    "weedy",
+    "yeasty"
+  ],
+  [
+    "base-court",
+    "bat-forling",
+    "beef-witted",
+    "beetle-headed",
+    "boil-brained",
+    "clapper-clawed",
+    "clay-brained",
+    "common-kissing",
+    "crook-pated",
+    "dismal-dreaming",
+    "dizzy-eyed",
+    "doghearted",
+    "dread-bolted",
+    "earth-vexing",
+    "elf-skinned",
+    "fat-kidneyed",
+    "fen-sucked",
+    "flap-mothed",
+    "fly-bitten",
+    "folly-fallen",
+    "fool-born",
+    "fill-gorged",
+    "guts-griping",
+    "half-faced",
+    "hasty-witted",
+    "hedge-born",
+    "hell-hated",
+    "idle-headed",
+    "ill-breeding",
+    "ill-nurtured",
+    "knotty-pated",
+    "milk-livered",
+    "motley-minded",
+    "onion-eyed",
+    "plume-plucked",
+    "pottle-deep",
+    "pox-marked",
+    "reeling-ripe",
+    "rough-hewn",
+    "rude-growing",
+    "rump-faced",
+    "shard-borne",
+    "sheep-biting",
+    "spur-galled",
+    "swag-bellied",
+    "tardy-gaited",
+    "tickle-brained",
+    "toad-spotted",
+    "unchin-snoted",
+    "weather-bitten"
+  ],
+  [
+    "apple-john",
+    "baggage",
+    "barnacle",
+    "bladder",
+    "boar-pig",
+    "bugbear",
+    "bum-bailey",
+    "canket-blossom",
+    "clack-dish",
+    "clotpole",
+    "coxcomb",
+    "codpiece",
+    "death-token",
+    "dewberry",
+    "flap-dragon",
+    "flax-wench",
+    "flirt-gill",
+    "foot-licker",
+    "futilarrian",
+    "giglet",
+    "gudgeon",
+    "haggard",
+    "harpy",
+    "hedge-pig",
+    "horn-beast",
+    "hugger-mugger",
+    "joithead",
+    "lewduster",
+    "lout",
+    "maggot-pie",
+    "malt-worm",
+    "mammet",
+    "measle",
+    "minnow",
+    "miscreant",
+    "moldwarp",
+    "mumble-news",
+    "nut-hook",
+    "pigeon-egg",
+    "pignut",
+    "puttock",
+    "pumbion",
+    "ratsbane",
+    "scut",
+    "skainsmate",
+    "strumpot",
+    "varlot",
+    "vassal",
+    "wheyface",
+    "wagtail"
+  ]
+]
diff --git a/commands/random-res/shakespeare-insult.js b/commands/random-res/shakespeare-insult.js
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..55335891
--- /dev/null
+++ b/commands/random-res/shakespeare-insult.js
@@ -0,0 +1,20 @@
+const Command = require('../../framework/Command');
+const insults = require('../../assets/json/shakespeare-insult');
+
+module.exports = class ShakespeareInsultCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'shakespeare-insult',
+			aliases: ['shakespeare', 'shakespeare-insulter'],
+			group: 'random-res',
+			description: 'Lets Shakespeare insult you.'
+		});
+	}
+
+	run(msg) {
+		const first = insults[0][Math.floor(Math.random() * insults[0].length)];
+		const second = insults[1][Math.floor(Math.random() * insults[1].length)];
+		const third = insults[2][Math.floor(Math.random() * insults[2].length)];
+		return msg.reply(`Thou ${first} ${second} ${third}.`);
+	}
+};